City of IF

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:50 pm Post subject:

You go deaf after doing it once. Guess you should've thought about that, idiot.

I'm not an idiot.

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 619 Location: San Francisco

but you just can't get So happy together out of your head. And you can't get it stuck in anyone else's head, because your mouth is taped shut for the rest of your life.

I can build a working jumbo jet out of paperclips.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

Unfortunately, it's so small that not even ants can fir in it. It works though, which is a bonus.

I have an unlimited supply of tea.

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:15 pm Post subject:

Unlimited supply of tea LEAVES. You don't have a single drop of water to make the tea with.

Quifs are not > Meanie. :(

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

Unfortuantely, everything else is. Oh, wait. They already are.

I am all-powerful!

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:14 pm Post subject:

But you are (still) ugly.

The world economy crisis ends without doing any more serious harm.

Meranos · Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:34 pm Post subject: what are all the races & classes?

Leading the way for another crisis, such as a zombie outbreak.

I learn how to make a dnd character, make a dnd character, and have fun. :smile:

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

Unfortunately, someones glues your eyelids shut and your hands together, so you can't play anything.

The Tigers win all their matches forever.

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:59 am Post subject:

By default. You never see them play again.

(@ Whitey: You can still play DnD without sight or use of your hands, provided there is a dedicated someone there reading everything out to you and is willing to act on your behalf)

There is a zombie outbreak.

(Thanks to meranos for the idea. :lol: )

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But all they want to do is eat you, and then they go back into the dust from whence they came.

I get injured in training tomorrow, so I don't have to go to the Isle of Wight.

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:28 pm Post subject:

(Isn't this word game well overdue for post deletion?)

Your injury is fatal. You die.

More people vote for my SG HERE!

(Darn... you can't upsize links)

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But it all ends in a giant tie, and since so many people have voted for it, there's no tiebreaker.

I have an infinate supple of tea bags, mugs, milk, sugar and hot water. And spoons.

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 619 Location: San Francisco

But your mouth is taped shut.

Proposition 8 doesn't become part of the California Constitution.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But only because no-one know what it is. Indeed, all law in California is scrapped, and you and all your friends get shot in the lawlessness.

I get my own Laptop, with good broadband and everything.

zahark · Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:32 pm Post subject:

but it explodes in your face when you turn it on and there is no warrenty.

hmmmmmmm.......

i get nachos.
that are amasingly delicious and i do complete eating them and i dont become addicted to them, and i am perfectly fine after and before eating them.....

hehehe yummy nachos....aww man i hungry now

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 619 Location: San Francisco

everyone else gets MORE nachos than you do.

I have more nachos than you do.

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:40 pm Post subject:

You don't like nachos.

Einestein is wrong.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

Which leads to rioting by teachers, and the world ends up run by Physics teachers.

I am invicible!

Christalnightshade · Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:00 am Post subject:

becuase I live under the wing of God.

I can jump off a obsticle and still live

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 619 Location: San Francisco

But you are paraplegic.

I make an entire miniature Seattle out of those little papery bits that you rip off when you take paper out of a notebook.

JezSharp · Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:36 pm Post subject:

But it takes you your entire life and by the time you finish it you can't remember why you started.

I find the gold at the end of the rainbow.

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 619 Location: San Francisco

The gold falls on your head, making you forget what gold could be used for, which ultimately causes you to trade all of that gold for a shiny silver nickel.

I was the one who traded you that shiny silver nickel.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But they gold turns out to be that Fool's Gold that any punt in Ireland will sell for a quid.

I am omnipotent, omniscient and the most beautiful person alive.

JezSharp · Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:32 am Post subject:

But you are so terrifyingly beautiful that you end up alone and unhappy...so being all powerful you decide to kill yourself, and as you are all knowing you know the horrible fate that awaits when you die but decide its better than feeling nothing on earth so find a way to send yourself to eternal damnation.

I am in a permanent coma, blissfully happy in a repeating dreamworld.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

Unfortunately, you're in a coma because you fell off a cliff and bounced on several fully-charged power lines on the way down.

My homework does itself, always, and I get 100% on all homework, exams and schoolwork forever.

Meranos · Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:57 pm Post subject:

However, due to this, you get no education and become a bum on the street.

I get a replica Master Sword

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:40 pm Post subject:

(Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun!!! You got the MASTER SWORD! :D )

But link gets pissed off at you and mutilates you with the real master sword.

I get Fable II!!!

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But you have nothing to play it on.

I get the REAL Master Sword and kill Ganon. Link doesn't mind.

Crossfire · Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:49 am Post subject:

You ARE Ganon. Plus, Link only doesn't care because he's busy mutilating your loved ones by feeding them very small Fire Flowers wrapped in brittle metals after using an item which causes them to regenerate slowly over an indefinite period of time. (BAD Link! :O)

I eat an apple, digest it and feel total satisfaction. Nothing untoward occurs, anywhen, anywhere and otherwise, to myself or anyone I care about. I do not feel any particular negative or neutral caring beyond that which is necessary about the actions of others or myself concerning apples of any variety or otherwise. I continue to feel total satisfaction, everywhere and everywhen, for the duration of existence. :o

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

Unfortunately, the duration of existence is not really very long.

Several of you motley lot come into chat, and we have a civilised conversation which in no way results in me getting hurt or the Inn getting torn down.

JezSharp · Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:22 am Post subject:

However it does lead to an annoymous phycopath, watching the conversation, to desire your death. He hunts down your house and burns it to the ground - then leaves thinking he's killed you, cackling in evil laughter as the flames touch the darkened sky - when in fact you'd been dragged off to see High School Musical 3 by some mates.

I enter a holodeck of my utopia.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

Where you watch in horror as a gigantic beast tears your Utopia apart.

I do my History homework and my English homework in a total of 5 minutes. These homeworks both end up lengthy, in detail and well-written. No other piece of work I ever do suffers because of this.

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 619 Location: San Francisco

But you had to sell your soul just to get such an impossible thing done, and you roast in the underworld/hell of your choice (or freeze or get stabbed, etc.) for all of eternity.

I have a nice dream. And nothing that could be interpreted as bad in any way happens to me or those i care about.

Also, I wake up.

Crossfire · Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject:

Your dream wasn't nice for YOU- only for the people who were eating cattle in the background while you were experiencing it. :O

Elephants rampage through my demesne, causing me no end of delight! (Elephants are FUN...! :o)

Meranos · Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:22 pm Post subject: my dream... is... gooood...

However, they are felled by some strange beasts.

My sisters finally take their ACT & go to college, causing me to have the computer all to myself.