City of IF

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 619 Location: San Francisco

but your sisters leaving make your parents realize how much they actually save on things like food and electricity, and they decide to disown you.

Yo no hablo espanol.

Christalnightshade · Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:27 pm Post subject:

But you can't say more than that, because your toung gets twisted.

I get annoyed by irish lottery winner spam

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But then you realise that that's not actually a good thing.

My sister leaves home, causing my parents to realise how much better it is without her around.

zahark · Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:48 am Post subject:

....but you gain all of her chores and are stuck doing them for the rest of your life......

(no.......how dare you defile my nochos......)

hmmmmm.......

the same wish as i had before but i gain an ifinate amount of nachos and don't suffer any helth problems or become fat.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

However, you do always smell like cheese, and are so busy stuffing your face you can't talk. Ever again.

I become immune to nettles.

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 619 Location: San Francisco

But susceptible to blood-sucking, face-nesting, genetically engineered octopi.
This does not turn out well for you.

This turns out well for me!

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

Yes, it does, because nothing bad happens to you. However, you gain nothing from it either.

Nothing bad happens from this, but I get magical powers to do anything.

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 619 Location: San Francisco

But you can't think of anything you want to do.

i figure out why Skype has a pizza smiley.

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:56 am Post subject:

The truth drives you (more) insane.

School and exams don't totally own/rape/mutilate/destroy/annihilate me.

Adalia · Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 210

But everything else does.

My return to IF is not interrupted by RL.

TruePurple · Joined: 18 Sep 2008 Posts: 121

Instead your return to IF is interrupted by someone stealing all your PC's, including the one with the embarrassing photos.

I write a post to this thread today....

Meranos · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:39 pm Post subject: KDE4 needs help from my dad!

Only to find it deleted!

KDE4 stops flickering & causing the computer to stall every 10 seconds. :(

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But the computer crashes permanently instead.

My pen fixes itself, so I don't have to go out and buy a new one in this snow.

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 619 Location: San Francisco

But it was fixed by the snow fairies, who decide that they like your house and will stay for a while.
Although it is a bit warm at first for them.
They soon change that.

I has TACOS.

Meranos · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:30 pm Post subject: The Great Registration Holes

Which the mere sight of causes you to has massive heartburn and have a heart attack, which puts you in shock and permanently paralyzes you.

The holes in the Great Registration Wall are fixed. :smile:

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 619 Location: San Francisco

With your broken, mangled, still-screaming body.

I get to watch you get broken and mangled without having to participate on either end of the torture myself. (i also has popcorn)

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:59 pm Post subject:

The screaming destroys your sense of hearing.

Fable II is released on computer.

Christalnightshade · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:33 am Post subject:

And you realise it is just a copy of the first one and is in another language.

I jump with joy becuase I know I'm smarter than a mole.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

Only a mole in the chemical sense, though. The animals are still smarter than you.

We get snow that actually settles.

Meranos · Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:08 pm Post subject: I had nothing.

But it never goes away and your forced to move or freeze to death.

Scientists research this astronomical occurrence. :smile:

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 619 Location: San Francisco

And realize that its all your fault and kill you horrendously.
Afterwards, they find out it was just global warming and you died for nothing.

We get a skull smiley.

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 8:11 pm Post subject:

But overuse of it causes IF to crash for a month. :cry:

Exams next week... so I dedicate my dream to that:

I don't study at all.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

Which means you get 0% in all of your exams. Idiot.

I get back on top in the Quifs.

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 619 Location: San Francisco

But i surge past you again.

I stay on top of the QuIFs.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

So far you're not on top yet, so you can't stay there.

I suddenly gain 3000 fame in the Quifs.

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 619 Location: San Francisco

But you lose 3402 points when a rookie beats you up with a spoon.

I gain 10000 fame and Key decides that the fame should be translated into fables and given to people.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But by then I've got so many points Key just puts the infinity symbol by my name and leaves it there.

I get into the regional rugby.

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:19 pm Post subject:

(I didn't think girls liked playing rugby.)

All the regional rugby teams SUCK.

I don't study for my exams, and get at least a passing mark for each.

(Technically, you may call this an invalid dream, as I already am studying... :( )

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

That's an invalid dream, as you just admitted to studying already. ;)

People realise that girls do play rugby too. *stabs Meany*

zahark · Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:42 pm Post subject:

but you are the only girl that plays rubby.....and then you tripp and break aome thing and are no longer able to play it

i say hi

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 619 Location: San Francisco

to yourself. No one else is there to say hi back.

Except for the Zombies, and i don't think they say hi much.

They come out with a second season of Claymore which doesn't suck and i get to watch it.

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:35 pm Post subject:

The level of awesomeness is so awesome that your head can't take it and ASPLODES!!!

I pass all my subjects, except for social studies...

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

Unfortunately, in your chosen career, Social Studies is the only result that matters, so you can never get a job and end up homeless and alone.

I gain awesome powers of awsesomeness.

zahark · Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:28 pm Post subject:

....that last for .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000............(ect...)00001 miliseconds

my stupid essay for social studies writes its self and gets a 95 which brings up my grade by a point or two.

Please, no long lines o' 0s! Bosts the screen. ~Phang

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 619 Location: San Francisco

which doesn't help because your grade was 30 at the time.

Somebody builds a time machine so we can fix the stupid California votes so that Prop 8 didn't pass.