City of IF

Adalia · Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 210

then drop your Death Note and it gets picked up by an airhead and you are forced to follow him/her around until he/she dies.

I finish high school at the age of 17.

Cyberworm · Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:45 am Post subject:

You can't find a job and get to be on the bureau for the rest of your life.

I dance like John Travolta.

algu95 · Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:33 am Post subject:

But you stink horribly.

I am the most intelligent being ever and can bend the world to my mind's desires!

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:35 am Post subject:

But doing so weakens the fabric of the universe and you get sucked into an infinte ethereal dimension, which sucks at your mind and makes you go mad.

I get a raise in pocket money/ my mum actually REMEMBERS to give me pocket money.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

BUt it's in euros/then she forgets again.

They release another series of Princess Princess (my new favourite anime, btw).

algu95 · Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:30 am Post subject:

But it is made by a single idiot programmer in flash... As new to it as I am when writing this ;)

I have the power of the Christian God!

Phang · Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:34 am Post subject:

Your worst enemy gains the powers of every other god ever invented.

I find those two awesome tunes I want for free, and good quality.

algu95 · Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:37 am Post subject:

But they are so good your phone explodes with your ears, and you go into a coma.

I can do EXACTLY anything. Including altering all forum posts on all forums :shock:

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:17 pm Post subject:

But, unfortuneately, you neglect the EXACTLY part of it, not being clear on what you want, and you die as a consequence.

I manage to kill Seymour 3rd form on FFX...

(No, seriously, that freak is hard. Try it youerself. He's adsolutely crazy...)

Meranos · Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:35 pm Post subject: ooohh yeah!

But then right as you finish it:
1. the power goes out.
2. the game freezes.
3. the game restarts.
4. an annoying relative comes over and breaks your game & system.

Everyone believes in God and goes to Heaven. :smile:

algu95 · Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:54 pm Post subject:

But then they discover it was a trap and they go to hell :grin: !!!

I can create worlds, entire, detailed, worlds/dimensions by a mere thought! AND I can bring people/things with me in or out of them. Hooray for magical scrolls in real world!

Phang · Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:52 am Post subject:

A nightmare leaves you ending up with a monster out for your blood. (I should know, where d'you think Ralph comes from...?)

I get a pet giant alien crab.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But you can't actually visit/see/ know about them in any way, so you are stuck in this world and you don't even know what the worlds you created looked like.

I get ninja powers (a la Naruto)

Meranos · Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:11 am Post subject: Ummm....

But then a pirate comes, battles you, and kicks your... :grin:

I calm down. :smile:

algu95 · Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:13 am Post subject:

But someone piss on you... Literally.

I have a kind of magic... I can draw up real money from any pocket I have, or from my ears. It can be any kind of money (paper, coins, dollars, pounds) and they are always current (the picture of the king on a coin etc.).

Meranos · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:21 am Post subject: ummm, I've lost my touch :(

but then you get kidnapped and mugged and are forced to keep giving money as they beat you senseless :smile:

My pvp rp works out (and I post it) :smile:

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But on some small forum with only two members.

Again. Sleep.

Meranos · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:13 pm Post subject: Ummm... jus' bringin this back.

But while you sleep you have horrible nightmares and Freddy kills you.

This thing is revived! :smile:

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But you can't post on it anymore.

I can eat all the sweets I want and not get tooth decay!

Meranos · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:42 am Post subject: eeewwwww

because you've already rotted all of your teeth!

I am successful at life :smile:

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But only the board game. In real life you end up on the streets without a mango to your name.

Mm, mango...

I can eat all the mangoes I want :D !

Mastermind · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:39 pm Post subject:

But they're all rotten and tastes horribly.

I become omniscient.

Cyberworm · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:56 pm Post subject:

But you can't win in any board game...

I finally use telekinesis.

Masterweaver · Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 1456 Location: Look around

Causing your molecular structure to spazz out and spread across the multiverse.

Nothing happens.

Meranos · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:41 pm Post subject: oui

... to you

I finish Mardek chapter 2 :smile:

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:46 pm Post subject:

The White Blacksmith wrote: But only the board game. In real life you end up on the streets without a mango to your name.

Mm, mango...

I can eat all the mangoes I want :D !

(Me agree. Mangoooes...)

But someone wipes your computer with a virus vefore you can post it.

I find out I have an IQ of over <Insert random 5 million digit number>.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But, because of the links between IQ and social skill/kinetic control you instantly dissolve.

I become a super-human - super strenght, super intellegence ecetera.

algu95 · Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:15 pm Post subject:

But you get captured by people with the Science of Year 1 0000000000 (X 10) technology, and soon your powers are the thing of everyday people!

I can create an alternate world(s), where I can do anything I want, breathe water, create a couple of suns there or here, and go from that world to this one and vice versa just by wishing so, and thinking I want to go to World 2, three times. Note that the name can be changed. Now, I can also make any changes to me permamnent in both worlds (become water-breathing here etc.).

(Figured I'd give you a hard one... Lolz)

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But so can everyone else, and they soon start desecrating your world.

The Whitey wishes the Dark would stop talking like this.

algu95 · Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:46 pm Post subject:

But he does not.

I wish my SG (Tales of Arda) to be the most succesful SG ever, and the longest, and the most read one!

Cyberworm · Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:01 pm Post subject:

But the plot degrades and the critics don't buy it.

I get CinIF going and everybody likes it.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But you realise it's not what you wanted it to be, and die a slow, painful death.

The worm dance becomes popular (anyone who looks at chat history will know what this is)

Cyberworm · Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:30 pm Post subject:

(You just had to say it, didn't you :-x )

It becomes so popular everyone forgets about you.

Everyone thinks The White Blacksmith is a pervert. : P

(anyone who looks at chat history will know why)

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

For one second, then they forget it and go back to KNOWING Cy is.

Mysteriously, I wirte an amazing Sg which wins all the Ifys this year. Even the ones where nomming has stopped ;) .

Meranos · Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:11 pm Post subject: >=(

But then you realize it's impossible and give up dreaming

Everyone stops being so busy! :-x :smile: