City of IF

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

And nothing gets done.

Ever.

I can bring things into being by thought.

Cyberworm · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:36 am Post subject:

And you suddenly think of the beautiful moon... which is summoned into your room and squashes you on wall while being summoned.

I'm on a paradise island, tropic beaches and palm trees, with a ship coming and going eventually to bring me some food and cold drinks...

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But there is no-one else on the island (no, not even bugs) and the ship is automated, so you go crazy from lack of company.

I can moderate my body temperature at will so am never too cold and never too hot.

algu95 · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:38 am Post subject:

But you discover other can do it and you are not special at all. (Seriously, there are people who can do that. I've seen it myself, swimming in molten ice, running outside at -24 degrees Celsius in only their underwear.)

I discover I have the power of everyone, real and imagined. (Captain Keyes, George Bush, Anakin Skywalker... Everyone!)

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But all the combined power makes you explode

My dog is fully trained.

Meranos · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:51 pm Post subject: >=)

BUt then gets run over! (like that cat in our yard)

I run over whitey's dog. :smile:

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But I ressurect him. Then you die.

I remembre what I forgot!

Phang · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:04 pm Post subject:

It's a really catchy song that will remain in your head forever.

Speaking of catchy tunes, I manage to find a way of making tunes 'readable' on the internets.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

In the way that they become sheets of music and you cannot hear music again ever.

The new game picks up!

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:37 pm Post subject:

...Tubercoloisis. It dies quickly.

(That's how you spell it, right? If it isn't, I mean TB)

I GET RIIIICH!!!!

Masterweaver · Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 1456 Location: Look around

Rich is gay and immediately begins to chase you.

In order not to have a breakable dream, I have no dream.

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:00 pm Post subject:

Thus comes to the impossibleness of the matter. It is not possible to never have a dream in your life, considering a large portion of your sleeping time is spent dreaming; you just don't remember it. Who cares if you are refering to a certain goal people strive to reach but may not be possible; the word "Dream" can mean BOTH. HA! IN YOUR FACE!

Quote: Rich is gay and immediately begins to chase you.

I meant i get lot of money rich, BTW. Just in case you got that wrong.

It turns out I'm genetically designed to be able to do lots of physically impossible things and I become famous!!!

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

Unfortunately, you spend the rest of your life in a lab, being tested

Suddenly, miraculously, my history project is done!

Masterweaver · Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 1456 Location: Look around

On Christmas Eve, no less.

Cherook Netorsha Freen.

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:58 am Post subject:

Kentucky Fried Chicken. (I have no idea what you are saying, soo....)

I get a 360, PS3, WII, NDS and PSP for Christmas!!!! (This is something that is, and will always be only a dream...)

Phang · Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:24 am Post subject:

I thieverise them. Wow, that was kinda easy...

I develop the ability to imprint my wants on other people, subconciously manipulating them into getting me stuff.

Adalia · Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 210

Except your wishes remain unheeded as they are only in the subconscious.

Everything I create works perfectly.

Mephistopheles · Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:18 am Post subject:

until you realize that they are working towards bringing about your doom!

I finally attain my deepest desire.

Masterweaver · Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 1456 Location: Look around

YOu drown.

My pet spider wins first place at the national vanity fair.

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:24 pm Post subject:

Unfortuneately, spiders have relativly short lifespans and it dies during the prize-giving ceremony.

I gain immortality and am able to keep myself amused for all eternity, with no ill side effects.

(Break THAT! HA!)

Mephistopheles · Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:13 pm Post subject:

you discover that your amusements are killing off the universe, which creates sorrow as you watch your friends and family die.

I write something that If accepts wholeheartedly.

Crossfire · Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:06 pm Post subject:

It poisons and corrupts IF's heart, twisting it and darkening it further and further until the soul of every resident falls into a shadowed, unholy oblivion.

I buy a hat.

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:18 am Post subject:

That has holes all over it and cost you your life.

I am successful in life. :D

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

Haven't we already done this one? Anyway, you never have been and never will be successful. Live with it.

My sister sudenly becomes nice to me (by whcih I mean leaving me alone and not motivating other people against me)

Masterweaver · Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 1456 Location: Look around

The only reason for this is that you're dead.

My other pet spider wis the vanity and survives the trophy ceremony.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

But then you realise you're arachnophobic and spend the rest of your life quivering in a corner.

The sound on my computer starts working.

Mephistopheles · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:45 pm Post subject:

just in time to have it blare obscenities at a loud volume which your parents hear, therefore banning you from the comp until you are eighteen.

I discover a hidden talent for writing symphonies

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

And everyone else develops a hidden talent for writing better ones, thus making you subnormal and ruining your chance of ever having a happy life.

I get the next chapter of WtH out before the end of the holiday.

Bookwizard · Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:15 pm Post subject:

This has probably already been tried but here I go "I wish that Nothing bad can come of this wish" :laround:

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

I'm afraid you've got to break the dream before you first, so that's null and void. Mind, the dream came true, so I suppose I'd better post a new dream.

None of my teachers give any homework ever again.

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:37 pm Post subject:

Then you become stupid and you are forced to live the life of a beggar...

In other words, you fail!

My life is fairly good, not perfect (Nothing is. Especially not the creator of this thread), but nothing overly bad happens either.

Mephistopheles · Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:23 am Post subject:

due to the lack of hardship though, you come to feel that your pleasant life sucks, because there is nothing crappy by which to measure your happiness by.

I create an animated movie.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2473

Which always gets -10000000000000000000000000 stars in every review, no-one watcghes it and you have to foot the bill.

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:32 pm Post subject:

Haha, you have no dream. You fall into despair because you feel you have no future, and die.

I find a cure for cancer (Or at the very least AIDs/HIV).

Crossfire · Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:58 pm Post subject:

It's really a cure for a variety of foot fungus which could protect the world from all corruption, only no one realises this until it the last vial is destroyed to stop the disease from ever awakening again.

I acquire a small, happy-looking mirror which tells me the secret hiding places of unguarded, uncursed treasures in easily found locations.