City of IF

[chiacutie]

Complete accuracy is NOT guarenteed. Maybe whitey could help me out, if shes sees this.

Bonjour. Mon nom est ______

Hello. My name is ______

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Où peux-je trouver une salle de bains ?

Where can I find a bathroom?

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Parlez-vous l'anglais ?


Do you speak English?

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Je ne parle pas de français.

I don't speak any french
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(this is for fun)


Vous sentez un morceau comme poop, monsieur et ou le coup manqué.

You smell a bit like poop, sir and or miss.
(unfortunatelyt I dont know the french word for poop, but...)
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Lait obtenu ?

Got milk?

[Mother Goose]

Isn't it merde? But it's a swear word. (like shit)

And what happened to mademoiselle for miss?

[The White Blacksmith]

Non, non, 'poop', c'est la caca.

Oh, and there were a few mistakes. Strictly speaking, mon nom is your sirname, if you want to say what you are called you say 'Bonjour, Je m'appelle ...'

Also, where you said Parlez-vous l'anglais that is accurate when you are talking to more than one person or speaking politely to someone oldre than you, but if the person is your age, or is someone you know (well) then you fall back on the more informal 'tu'. Most teachers teach this as vous as if you're asking if someone speaks English it's assumed you don't really know them.

I'll pick up on some more later, but on the qhole it was good. Have a biscuit made in Franch. Or some wine or something.

[chiacutie]

The White Blacksmith wrote: Non, non, 'poop', c'est la caca.

Oh, and there were a few mistakes. Strictly speaking, mon nom is your sirname, if you want to say what you are called you say 'Bonjour, Je m'appelle ...'

Also, where you said Parlez-vous l'anglais that is accurate when you are talking to more than one person or speaking politely to someone oldre than you, but if the person is your age, or is someone you know (well) then you fall back on the more informal 'tu'. Most teachers teach this as vous as if you're asking if someone speaks English it's assumed you don't really know them.

I'll pick up on some more later, but on the qhole it was good. Have a biscuit made in Franch. Or some wine or something. Yes well Im not even taking french. I do not SPEAK french. I type it. I know some french but i dont understand french diction so... Techinically i dont SPEAK it I guess..

And genereally if you are asking someone if they understand a language then you would use the formal one, right?

Also-mother goose I get confused with my french easily.

[Phang]

Ah, je m'appelle Phang, je suis un démon!


Vous! Oui, vous! Lu ma comique, "The Demonic Life"!

Oui, oui, je n'ai pas toute honte. :oops:

[Phang]

Français! Français!

Ce qui est intéressant, est ce comique n'a pas beaucoup du caractères réels. Hmmm? o-)

[chiacutie]

Je didnt comprend un mot que vous avez dit juste. Etes-vous sûr que vous l'avez dit juste ? Peut-être son juste me. J'ai mis ai la forme française de discours en bas pour caresser exactement si... Ouais...

What did you mean, real charactors?

[chiacutie]

magnifique

gorgeous, it hink. Or is it magnificant? That makes more sense but I forget. Somehting along those lines though.
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aide

help
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Voulez-vous frisez avec cela ?

do you want fries with that?

[tramp in a storm]

IL FAIS FROID!!!!

rdf (lol in francais)

Je pqrlé Il fais froid pour.....un samain.

Et mon clavier en Français est déroutant.

rdf.

Dumbledore est un bonbon de citron de sorbeît.


oh yeah and Je m'appelle Tramp. En Français: Clocharde

En Greek: Κατεγήδα (kateghitha) .......however you spell it. lol. no wait that's Storm....it'll do. lol

[chiacutie]

marcher dans un orage

guess whose name that is!

maître d'idée
idea master

[The White Blacksmith]

Did you really say that Dumbledore is a lemon sherbert bonbon..?

[Phang]

The White Blacksmith wrote: Did you really say that Dumbledore is a lemon sherbert bonbon..?

Oui. C'est un vieux plaisanterie.

[D-Lotus]

Not to ruin the fun, mais, cette leccion est horrible. Peut-etre si tu arretes de utilizer le Babel Fish, tu pouvais ecriver le francais meilleur. ;)

[Phang]

chiacutie wrote: off topic but phang let me into the rudeness section

*slides some chocolates to phang under the table*

peas? AND crackers?

Desole, mais non. Ralph despisee tu maintenant.

~Can't be bothered to speak proper French Dept.

[The White Blacksmith]

Ralph hates you at the moment? Why?

I think that if we are going to speak French in this thread we should at least teach it from the start to people who can't (speak I mean, not teach). Note: I can't put any acecnts in do don't go coplaining to me about not passing any tests.

Bonjour. Je m'appelle Whitey.

Hello. I am called Whitey.


J'ai douze ans.

I'm twelve years old. (Literal translation: I have twelve years)

un, deux, trois, quattre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf, dix.

one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

[Mother Goose]

Whitey, there are easy ways to put accents in. ALT and 130 on the number pad gives you é, for instance. I don't remember them all. ç (as in François) is ALT + 135. Somebody in the City of IF told me about them.

[Vampireidiot]

hehe francais ( i don't know how to do the symbol thingies)
Harry potter et le Philosphers Stone hehe....c'est drole/amusante.

Ron: Un chien avec trois tete!!
Hermione: Impossible! C'est Fluffy!!"
Harry: Quelle?
Hermione: c'est FLUFFY!!!!
Harry: Oh..Dumbledore c'est le un bonbon de citron de sorbeit!

rdf!!!!
The good ol' days!

[chiacutie]

Approuver, je suis un petit malade d'entend parler de cela, ce n'est pas même un bon livre. " Oh, me regarder, je suis idiot avec un baton ! Stupéfiant ! " N'importe qui peut faire cela ! Ce n'est pas même cela bien écrit ! J'ai essayé suis respectueux de lui si je n'obtiens pas assassiné dans mon sommeil, mes petits choses obsédants que vous éventez sont, mais christ, fermez de lui pour aimé deux minutes !

-edit-
That was horrible french. I screwed up somewhere in there I think, so don't translate it literally... Im horribly rusty! Oh bien, cela suce.

[D-Lotus]

Wohoo! I just aced my French final exam.


I owe it all to this thread... :lol: