City of IF

[Mephistopheles]

The following two weeks were a very busy time for Thumper. For one thing, he was becoming very renowned for his increased prowess. Does from everywhere flocked to his side of the little meadow that he called home. There was even a line when he woke up once. One bunny, deciding that his morning wood was actually a true sign of arousal even mounted him just as he began to urinate. She got so excited by it, she decided to do some ‘doe squirting’ herself. Thumper rushed down to the little water and bathed quickly. Her scent was all over his fur. How was he gonna get laid if he smelled like another doe? Thumper pondered that for a moment. He never bathed after he had been with other does, so, maybe he shouldn’t have bathed? Continuing to think about this totally confused Thumper. He decided to just let the other does decide for themselves….oh, here was another doe now!

“Wassup sweety?” Thumper stood on his hind legs to better show off his bunny goods. “Think I smell good enough to do?”

She hopped over and sniffed appropriately. “Sure honey. I need to get some anyways, and I hear that you are the BEST!” She turned, and Thumper went to town on her sweet little bunny bod.

No sooner had he begun to really find a rhythm, than the image of Doomedisi sprung into his head. The imaging was not a new thing, but it was something that Thumper forgot happened every time he started doing the bunny dance. Maybe bunnies don’t have enough blood for both brains? Who knows. Thumper kept, well, thumping, but he was not in the moment. He didn’t even notice when he slipped. Ah well, he needed to father more kids anyways.

Three minutes later, another personal best, the new doe hopped away. She looked well satisfied, too. Thumper got a drink out of the water, and then began searching for some clover to eat. He had just started eating, when, there was Doomedisi again! “Damn hard to eat when I see that sight.” Thumper though. But he ate anyways. Bunnies like him had to keep their strength up.

Thumper finished eating, and found that another doe was sitting nearby, curiously staring at him. “Hello. You are Thumper, right?” she asked.

“Course I am Thumper. Who else would I be?”

“Oh, it is just that, well, I have heard a lot of things about you, how you totally rock a doe’s world, but, well, no offense, but I thought that you would be bit, er, ‘mightier’ than you seem to be.” She didn’t act like she was embarrassed at all by saying that Thumper was not as well endowed as she had imagined. In fact, she didn’t even really seem to be concerned with Thumper’s feelings at all.

“It isn’t the size of the tool, missy, but how you thump it! Or something like that. Wanna see what I mean?” Thumper felt challenged now, and he thought that perhaps he would be setting a new record time, again, today.

“Sure, but er, make sure you aim it right, kay? I am still getting over the last batch of kiddies, and it is a bit sore.” Thumper looked behind her, and sure enough, a couple of little bunnies sat a short way away.

“Okay, no problem.” Thumper quickly got to work on this fine doe, and he discovered that she was probably the best looking, most fun, tig…

“What the hell1” Thumper hopped back, realizing that the ‘doe’ that he had been so intensely enjoying, was now, somehow, a male bunny! He looked familiar, too.

“Er, sorry dude. Do you know what happened to the doe that I was servicing? And how did you get here? And where are her kids?” Thumper looked in the direction of where the small bunnies had been, but only saw a toadstool and a rather large pine cone.

“Oh, her? Well, Thumper, I was her. I heard great things, but, well, I must confess that I am a bit more than disappointed. Anyways, enough of that. You don’t remember me?” Bdevil was concerned. If there was no recognition of himself by Thumper, then he was screwed. Well, not literally, altho that had been a little fun, but that wouldn’t get his evil butt into heaven, now would it?

“Wait a moment! You did something weird to Layla! And she left after I couldn’t get her off the way that you did! What do you want? Stay away from my does! I like them thinking that I am the best.” Thumper was striving for assertiveness in his voice, but it was falling more towards pleading. There was more to it than that, but sex was enough reason for him to be wary of this bunny being nearby.

“Thumper, I don’t want your does. Relax man. No, I came here to see what you had decided to offer me in return for my assistance with getting even with God.” Thumper gave him the confused puppy look in response. “You know, avenging Doomedisi?”

“Oh, yeah, that! Well, er, perhaps you can come back another time? I seem to have forgotten to think about your offer.” Thumper really didn’t want him to come back. The realization that he was screwing a boy bunny was beginning to sink in, and the more that he thought about it, the more appealing it seemed to become.

“We needn’t worry about your offer, Thumper. I can make you one. How would you feel if I gave you a little, er, ‘enhancement’ in the tool region? In return, you can make a bunch of babies? Like every time, Thumper. Does that sound like a good deal?”

“Enhancement? What does that mean?” Thumper began to think that whatever it was, it didn’t sound that pleasant.

“It means that I will make it so that no one will be better at pleasing the does than you Thumper, not even me.” This was a slight lie, but Bdevil didn’t think that it mattered too much in the overall scheme of things. There was so much for Thumper to learn, like foreplay for starters, that he would never be as good as Bdevil, but that information was privileged. Tell ‘em what they want to hear, and they do whatever you ask, Bdevil reflected.

“That sounds great! You sure that you can do it though?” The sense of unease was slowly leaving Thumper. This guy was gonna make him better than all other bunnies! Cool!

“Yes, it isn’t hard Thumper. Just a quick look here, and a little prod there….and presto! Improved!” Thumper looked down and jumped backwards, afraid that he was about to smash his bunny balls on a log that he was straddling. The log moved with him. It took him a while, but he eventually figured it out.

“Holy Shit! This thing is HUGE! How am I going to get any now?” Thumper kept hopping around, as if he could outrun his new, jutting member.

“Don’t worry, it er, knows what size it needs to be to satisfy the closest bunny, that is all. Now, you agree to make lots of bunnies? And you won’t worry about any, er, odd stories that you hear concerning your children?”

“Hear about my kids? Why would that happen? Am I supposed to know about ‘em?” Thumper only ever saw one litter of kids that belonged to him, and that was because he mistook the laboring bunnie’s moans for moans of desire, not pain and effort.. Rather odd having a furry ball fall out beside your bunny pecker, but he had overcome that sensation long enough to satisfy his needs.

“No, er, never mind Thumper, just make sure your aim is true, and we should get along great.” Bdevil found no reason to clue Thumper in to the fact that he was now producing demon seed, and that all the children he fathered would call Bdevil daddy.

“Okay, so what are we going to do about God, Bdevil? Wait, how do I know your name.” Thumper couldn’t recall being told, but he knew all the same. He also remembered what his purpose was. That was odd. Maybe the larger tooling made him smarter? Yeah, that was probably it.

“Sometimes, things like that get by when you are with someone that really cares Thumper. Now, about God, I want you to……

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“Oh God, yes, yes, that is it! Harder! Push God, push! C’mon, do it like you mean it!” Mother stood over God, spotting him as he tried to bench press one and a half worlds. “C’mon, really put your back into it!”

God groaned, and then pushed with a final thrust. He sat the bar back in its’ place, and a universe somewhere far away went back to functioning as it used to.

“Wow, Mother, I nearly didn’t get that one up. Thanks for the encouragement.” Maybe if he was really nice, she would help him get something else up as well? He could only hope.

“It is no problem dear. Let’s see what is going on down on earth. I got another one of those feelings that…”

“Oh, no, I got my own ‘feelings’ Mother, and they matter much, much more to me.” God moved closer to his wife, backing her into a corner. He was getting some today! He was tired of doing everything for her and not getting anything in return. He thought, and her clothes vanished.

“Father! What are you doing! You have responsibilities! You can’t be acting like a rabbit. You are God!” she tried to cover herself, but God had made sure that his adjustments to her had made hiding anything impossible.

She made a quick lunge, before being properly cornered. God bumped her hip when he reached out to grab her hand, and she was forced to place her hand on the arm of his chair to keep her balance. Her palm hit the ‘on’ button for the earth viewer, and they were just in time to see Bdevil and Thumper talking.

“Father, look. Isn’t that Bdevil and that stupid rabbit that may have seen us?”

God stopped staring at his wife’s crotch and glanced at the screen, ready to just tell her no, it wasn’t and that she was not going to deny him heavenly pleasure any longer. The words were forming in his mouth as he glanced back a second time. “Excrement!” he exclaimed.

“Father, how nasty! You go wash your mouth out this second.”

“But, mother, this is really not the time. Look at what they are doing? Do you think that Bdevil might have something planned?” He hoped not. Bdevil’s last plan had cost Him a son, and he sure as heck didn’t want to lose anything else over his dumb ideas.

“No, Father, you made it so that he can’t come here. What could he possibly be planning?” Mother was suddenly cottoning on to the fact that a great opportunity was presenting itself. Her hand moved over her husbands loin cloth, and she began to knead his great bulge between her fingers.

“Not now, mother, I need to figure out what they are doing.” God brushed her hand away, and she smiled inside.

“Fine then, but remember that I did offer it to you, next time that you want some. I am going out to the garden now. I think I seen some squash that need using, er, picking I mean.”

“Whatever. Now where is the other remote for the surround system? I knew that I should never have gotten rid of that horn!” God began tearing apart the room looking for the remote. Mother strode out to the garden, feeling moist and ready for some energetic play in the dirt.


okay, so what does Bdevil suggest to thumper now? What would the first steps towards revenge against god be? oh, and does God ever get any?

[D-Lotus]

God is appearing to be very Zeus-like. And no, that frustrated bastard never gets any- unless he turns into a swan and rapes human women.

As for the DP- go forth and screw always sounds like a good idea, but we really need to concentrate on something else. Like, try to find Layla- or even become a father to your forgotten kids.

[Cyberworm]

I don't think it matters at all if he "thumps" Layla or any other bunny, he just needs to get a doe and doe her. :grin:

He needs to test his new "tool" and he needs to test it PRONTO! :lol:

[Crunchyfrog]

Quote: “Oh God, yes, yes, that is it! Harder! Push God, push! C’mon, do it like you mean it!” Mother stood over God, spotting him as he tried to bench press one and a half worlds. “C’mon, really put your back into it!” :rofl:



Telling Thumper to go forth increase and multiply would be the obvious choice. Right, so let's torture him.

Bdevil tells him he must do it with a specific doe at a specific place, at a specific time. (full moon or something like that, at least a few days away.) and he must absolutely not do it with any other doe before then. Or the plan might not work.


Oh the agony... :grin:

[Lilith]

*attempts to repair cracked rib from laughing* roflmfao!

I have to say I F5 Crunchyfrog on this...

Quote: Bdevil tells him he must do it with a specific doe at a specific place, at a specific time. (full moon or something like that, at least a few days away.) and he must absolutely not do it with any other doe before then. Or the plan might not work.

Oh and D-Lotus on this..

Quote: God is appearing to be very Zeus-like. And no, that frustrated bastard never gets any

And put on the spot like that to write this withing a few hours, I mean, DAMN! Great job! And keep it up!;) :D

[Mephistopheles]

thanks lilith, both for the compliment and for challenging me that way!
good to see that you all liked it. keep up with the interesting suggestions!

[Chinaren]

:welcome:

Congrats Messy, and welcome to your new forum. Please see my PM for further details.

:rock:

[Chinaren]

Sorry for the double post, but the last one was with my official hat on.

Nice chapter Messy. Finally found time to read it! Like the gardening bit! ;)

I say he conjur up the anti-christ. That should stir things up a bit. :grin:

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[NeverNeverGirl]

you guys seriously worry me, i mean it, seriously... lol

so the DP? well lets not flash to the over exertions of mrs God okay? i got enough of my own probs without adding that visual.

hmm i like the idea soemone had about making him wait till the full moon or soemthing...

also maybe the sexually frustrated god could be a way to introduce new characters... hes gotta get some somewhere

[D-Lotus]

Hmm, what if he gets cast as the Thumper for Bambi?

Oh, and congrats on the forum, messy. :D

[The White Blacksmith]

Well, as this is meant to be the first part of the revenge, I would suggest Bdevil just happens to know that there's a job in God's Residence going, and Thumper would be perfect for it. From there, Thumper can ruin all God's food, and satisfy His wife so She never wants anything from Him.

[Mephistopheles]

okay, anymore thoughts on what happens next? Poll will go up in two days, so get the ideas in if you got any more!

[Mephistopheles]

Insert your log in the hole of voting! Hope that it is pleasurable!

[Crunchyfrog]

Hmm, is the poll closed? I can't vote... Still I would have voted for Specific Doe in a Specific place...

Don't think it will change the outcome though!