City of IF

[Mephistopheles]

Warning! Slightly graphic animal sex, inappropriate scenes, and mocking of God. in other words, a typical Bunnies chapter!




“Mother?” God addressed His wife a bit hesitantly, then ugly thoughts unbecoming of a Lord came unbidden into His mind.”You had...relations with Michael didn't You? You did! I know it! How could You?”

Mother looked into His eyes, and feared what She saw therein. The wrath, the anger that was evident when He destroyed Gomorrah, when He flooded the earth, She saw it again, right now. She chose Her words carefully. “Father, we hung out, we played games together, we tended to My vegetables at times.”

God smirked. “You played games, eh? I bet You got naked while You played too, huh? You hung out? Or did HE hang out while You stared with lustful desire? Oh, You tended to Your vegetables?” God's voice was rising in volume, his face reddening in anger. Mother took a step back, fearful of Her husband's wrath. “Do You really think that I don't know the secret to Your pickles? How often Mother? Once a week, once a day? I have been so stupid. I should...”

Mother interrupted him. “Father calm down, come here and I will do that special thing with my tongue that You like so much.” Her words were meant to pacify Her vengeful Lord, but instead they increased His anger.

“You are no longer My Wife. Go to be with Your son. I see that the seed did not fall far from the tree after all. Bdevil is truly Your son, though, perhaps not Mine after all.” He spat out the last words, then Mother was cast out of His presence. There are others that need tended to also, God thought to Himself. I can't believe this. After everything that I have done for them, they treat Me like this in My own kingdom. God sighed heavily, then stepped out of His home, preparing to cleanse the heavens as He had been forced to do so many times with the Earth.

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“Mom! How pleasant of You to visit! Please, come, sit down.” Bdevil was delighted to see his Mom, and for very good reason. He knew that She and Michael had never done anything together, but...if Father had thrown Her out, then he was truly pissed and very unpredictable. Perfect.

“You can drop the capitals, Bdevil. Father has denounced our marriage. I am just me now, another spirit that remembers the face of God, but is no longer privy to view it at my leisure.” Mother seemed only slightly distraught. She sighed, then looked about Bdevil's pad. “What you got here to entertain me son? I'm single now, I may as well have a bit of fun!” Her eyes sparkled when Bdevil told her of his vegetable patch, particularly when he mentioned the size of his carrots. She padded outside to pick a few, then found a shady place to enjoy her treats.

“Dude, our God kicked out mother? Wow. I didn't think that He would get that pissed.” Michael seemed quite refreshed after his little jaunt with a dozen spirits. Bdevil was pleased to see his old friend enjoying himself again.

“Yeah, guess that we might want to prepare for more guests. I have a feeling that the old fart ain't through yet. Oh, and Mike? He is your God. To me he is just Dad.” Bdevil smiled broadly, then picked up his cell and began making calls for caterers and alcohol. Stuff started showing up instantly. Michael and Bdevil worked hard through the day getting ready for the influx of new residents that was soon to follow.

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“There just has to be a way to get the dope out. C'mon everyone, start thinking with the right heads!” Peter Rabbit was fiending for his dope as much as everyone else, but he did possess some clarity despite his need. He looked at everyone assembled. They had all tried something. Yet no one had got even a tiny bit of powder out.

“Hey Lucy? You can get that inside you, can't you? Perhaps a little stimulation will get the drugs out?” Jeremy didn't really want to watch, but...at the same time, well, it would make for one hell of a show! The bunny was hung better than a wicker basket headed for market!

“Probably, but...you guys want to watch don't you? Sheesh, perverts. Well, I guess that I get to take one for the team.” Thumper grew excited, but at the same time felt like he had somehow been dissed too. He would figure it out later. “Don't you shoot that inside me, Thumper! That would only complicate things in a different way. Shoot the dope in the corner or something.”

Lucy hopped over, then jumped onto Thumper's member. Neither bunny moved. Lucy was working Thumper without making a great show of it. Her use of those custom made ben wa balls sure was coming in handy today.

An hour passed, and Thumper wasn't even breathing hard yet. Lucy grunted in defeat, twisting on the great shaft and placing her hands against the wall. “You're going to have work me over Thumper. I'm wore out.”

Thumper took nary a second to begin earning his name. He thumped and thumped, working it left, then right, then straight down the chute. He began to thump so fast that smoke began to develop.

“Stop!” Lucy screamed out. She hopped off Thumper's tooling, her eyes searching the room frantically. She limp/hopped over to a vase and threw the flowers out, then poured the water inside herself. There was a sizzling sound as the fluid met her heated insides. “Damn boy. Can't you feel with that thing?”

“Not really. I haven't felt since I came here, really.” Thumper was sure that he was being slighted now. “It's not my fault! If you weren't so.....loosey, I mighta been able to get this stuff out!” Thumper knew this was a lie, but, she was really starting to hurt his feelings, and he wanted to hurt her back.

“Why...I...you are cruel Thumper! I did what I did for the betterment of everyone here! If the dinosaurs weren't so....” A gleam of light seemed to spring into Lucy's eyes. “the dinosaurs! Of course! Someone go get one of the dino's from over the hill. I bet they could do something to help.” Peter was the fastest of the lot. He was speeding out the door when Lucy called out, “Make sure that you get a Female dino, Peter. A male wouldn't work at all, unless you get that big purple one....Barny or whatever his name is.” Peter grinned. Why not grab Barney? It could make for some great entertainment, and Thumper did have it coming for dissing Lucy the way that he did. Yeah, Barney would be perfect!

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“Hey there Barney! I got a quick question for you, then a slightly longer one. Do you like guys?” Peter had finally found Barney, the large purple dinosaur that children had loved for decades.

“Well hey there Peter! Can I have a hug?” Short purple arms reached out for Peter. Peter obliged, trying to stand to the side, but he felt the soft, or hard (which ever it was, it was disconcerting), nudge of Barney's groin against his thigh. Well, first question answered. thought Peter.

“Okay, forget the first question Barney. Do you umm, feel up to a little....er, perversion today? We got this bunny at The Shack that would probably rock your socks, if you were wearing any, that is.”

“Will he hug me? I like hugs!” Barney was trembling in anticipation, but Peter was discouraged by the purple bulge. It was like a miniature carrot. Hopefully the back is better than the front, thought Peter.

“Sure he will. He'll hug you very tight, I'm sure.”

“Lead the way then good bunny Peter!” The two characters started walking back towards The Shack. Barney couldn't have possibly guessed his fate, but Peter was highly amused with himself for being so clever. Here was a way to get even with Thumper and Barney.

They got to The Shack. Peter hopped in first, then coy Barney skipped in afterwards. “Where's the dear bunny....sweet God in Heaven! I can't fit that in!”


“I'm not doing him! I refuse!” Thumper was very irate. He wasn't a gay bunny. Sure, Bdevil tricked him, but this was willing, and he would have no part in it.

Jeremy spoke up. “You'll do it, or I'll get the pole again and everyone will hold ya down while I cast about for a bag of the white. Which is it Thumper boy?”

Thumper swallowed heavily, then approached Barney. Instantly his tool started to shrink down. “Ummm, guys. It appears that he isn't as gay as you thought.”

“What now? I want my dope damn it!” Miss Moppet was getting very tired of waiting. Her frustration was echoed in the looks on everyone else's faces as well.

“Oh, I know! Why don't Lucy stand in front of Barney, and Thumper can reach around him so that his member is tricked into thinking that it is Lucy that is desired and not Barney?” Johnny Town mouse was one smart....mouse. Everyone nodded in agreement that the plan was the most brilliant thing any of them could have heard. Before you could blink, Lucy was placed before Barney, Thumper behind. Barney screamed in terror as he was penetrated, whereas Thumper let out a little moan of delight.

“Wow, that is....amazing.” he muttered, before really starting to thump away. His paws barely touched Lucy's back. After several minutes though, he was thumping the wrong animal.

“Thumper! What have you done!” Lucy turned about, looking at the floor. Barney was wriggling about on the floor, comically split in two. “Oh Christ! What next!” Lucy cried in exasperation.

“You called me?” Jesus came out of the kitchen, averting his eyes from Thumper and his extraordinary endowment. “What do you want from me? Wow, what happened to Barney?”

“Long story. We still can't get the dope out Jesus. We have tried everything.” Lucy was looking at Jesus's hands while she spoke. Then suddenly she blurt out in excitement, “Jesus, you have thumbs!”

“Wow, very clever observation Lucy. Would you like first go with me after we get the dope out?” Jesus was very quick on the uptake though, and quickly backed away. “Oh no, no way! I want to get off as much as anyone else here, but no way! I know what is in your mind, Lucy, and I will not reach in there and get the bags out. No!”

“But Jesus, you're our only hope. Without you, we will all be lost!” Lucy put on her best poutty, puppy dog face. Everyone in the room followed suit. Barney even shed a tear, though that could have been because of the embarrassment that he felt. Finally Jesus gave in.

“Fine, but I get an extra bag for doing this.” He rolled up his toga's sleeves and walked towards Thumper. “Someone better hold him.” Everyone rushed forward to subdue Thumper and assure success with this effort. Jesus plunged his arm in, not being very gentle about it either. Soon there was a bag of powder lying on the coffee table. Jesus caught Jeremy eying it lustfully.

“No one gets any until I get some.” Jesus dug in again and again, until there was quite the little pile of dope on the table. He pulled his hand out, but there was nothing but powder on his finger tips. His hairy arm went in again, and Thumper moaned loudly. “Hold still, I think I almost got it all.” Jesus wasn't so quick on the uptake this time, for his thoughts had been clouded with desire for getting the last bag and then getting...more than dope. If he had been paying attention and thinking, he would have realized that his monkey arms were stimulating an erect member from the inside, and the powder, well, Thumper could feel now.

“Uhhhhhhhhhnnnnnn God! That feels sooooooo good!” Jesus felt a great surge from within Thumper. He had the foresight to leave his arm plunged in. Rooting around in a bunnies junk was one thing, but to be covered in bunny love, that was another. Thumper spasmed four times, then his eyes bulged out. The buildup had to go somewhere, and to his head it went. Twin geysers of white bunny fluid shot out his ears, while two more flew for his nose. Thumper turned his head towards Lucy just as it opened. A thick white stream ejaculated out his mouth, drenching the female bunny. She really shouldn't have opened her mouth to tell him to look the other way, for she got a mouthful for her efforts.

“Got it!” Jesus pulled his arm out, the last bag within his grasp. It was a little sticky on the bottom, and a bit on the short side, but it was out finally.

Everyone holding Thumper was covered in gooey white fluid. “That was so totally....wrong. I think that I am going to be sick.” Lucy had backed away from Thumper, looking very pale and very nauseas.

“Did that taste...” No one got to hear what Thumper thought it tasted like though, for at that moment, God opened the door to The Shack.

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“And what do we have...Jesus? No, it can't be. It...no, please say that you aren't Jesus.” God's fury had turned to sudden disappointment as He saw His favorite son, standing before a bunny with a tree for a penis, a bag of powder in his furry arm. “Jesus, what is the meaning of this?”

“Dad, You know what it is. I'm sorry Father.” Jesus looked at his Father's face, feeling the guilt that only a prodigal child can feel when they have let down their parents.

“Not as sorry as I, Jesus.” He turned His back on everyone so that they would not see the tears in His eyes as He banished them all. “My only son, the one that I had hoped would respect and obey Me. Where did I go wrong?”
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“What the heck happened to all of you? What is that.....oh, never mind, I know what that is. There's a hose out back. Please follow me out there. Then we can all be together as one big family!” Bdevil led the way out back, attempting to ignore the sounds of his mom playing with his food. After everyone was all washed up, they gathered in Bdevils living room.

“Well, this looks like everyone. Jesus, I never expected to see you here, but I guess the rumors were true after all. Come give me a hug Brother!” Bdevil and Jesus embraced, all animosity from millennium of fighting forgotten. They were equals now, both in disgrace to a Father that payed too little attention to His children and their needs.

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God sat alone in His regal Lazy boy, watching his children, his wife, his best creations, the angels, on his big screen T.V.. Alone he sat and pondered what He had done. What He was going to do. Everyone was with Bdevil. They had, in the end, all been as he had been. Where had he gone wrong? He had tried to make everything so perfect for His children. He had failed them though. He was God though. How could He, a being of overwhelming intelligence have been wrong? What was His world coming to? God sank deeper into despair as He watched his creations enjoying themselves, committing all the same acts that they had done on earth, in fleshly bodies. They were happier with Bdevil than they were with Him. How had He failed in His grand scheme?



Well, I was going to finish this, but I wanted to see what you all thought first. What does God do right now? His world has fallen to bits, His misconceptions revealed for what they are. Any thoughts as to his course of action are welcome!

[Mephistopheles]

sent in anonymously

Quote: Where did god go wrong, hmm?

Let's see... Well, it's said that his "worshipers" have free will of choice, yet it is also said that he has a plan for every one of them so it really is his choice where they ende d up... so in short, it's his own damned fault he's alone in heaven, while those that were his "worshipers" are now in hell.

Congratulations god, you fucked up.

Don't ya just hate hypocrites? Cool


DP: I say he says fuck it, becomes mortal and falls to Earth looking for a good lay, leaving heaven wide open for Bdevil to take over.

thanks annon for the reply!

[Cyberworm]

Yo Messy, nice piece there. I had a good laugh when Barney barged in. :P

I agree with the anonymus' suggestion, and while God is on Earth, BDevil takes Heavens over.

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[Crunchyfrog]

ROFL!!!!!

:rofl:

What can I say? :lol:


For the DP - They're all having a great debauched time at Bdevil's pad and Father ain't invited! Has Bdevil's plan of revenge come to fruition?

Perhaps Father decides its time to gatecrash, in disguise.

Made me LOL that one, well done Messy! :D