City of IF

bookwizard · Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 487 Location: realm of the mind

In this game I will put out a predicament, and everyone that responds will act as my friend. the point of the game is to give the worst advice possible. After a fair amount of people have contributed, we will vote on the best, and the winner will make the next predicament.

EXAMPLE:

Predicament= My teacher asks me to turn in a paper that I have not done, what do I do...

Bad Advice= You tell the teacher that you don't need to do her work because she is hopelessly stupid and you throw your handy dandy switch blade at her.

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Here is the first predicament

I am confronted by several mean looking people on the street, they tell me to give them all there money or they will kill me, what do I do...

Masterweaver · Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 1449 Location: Look around

Let them kill you.

Kalanna Rai · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:13 pm Post subject:

Preach them a sermon.

Mephistopheles · Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:04 am Post subject:

suggest that there is a 'favor' that they could perform on you, and if they do it well enough, you'll give them your money :)

Phang · Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:26 pm Post subject:

Tell them you've keffed their mutter.

And their dad.

LordoftheNight · Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 5218 Location: Hell

You know, I think MW kinda has you all beat on this one.

D-Lotus · Joined: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 3678 Location: Hollywood, USA

Use an axe to cut off your right arm and then wield it as a sword against them.

bookwizard · Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 487 Location: realm of the mind

mep, Think you actually gave good advice, its supposed to be bad, so far I think that D has done the best though, keep trying. :lol:

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2409

Tell them you're actually Bruce Lee in disguise, and try to beat them up.

Serge Wolf · Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 43 Location: Texas

Tell them if they strike you down, you shall only grow more powerful than before^^

Crossfire · Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:48 pm Post subject:

Eat them, especially their faces. That's the best way to solve any problem that might come before you.

Jack_D.Mented · Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:08 pm Post subject:

Flash them your testicles, stretched out where they look like a brain and scream "I SMOKE ROCKS!"

Proceed to hump the leader's leg.

bookwizard · Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 487 Location: realm of the mind

jack am going to ignore that, ok its almost time to vote

bookwizard · Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 487 Location: realm of the mind

The poll is up, and remember it only goes for two days, so hurry and vote o-)

bookwizard · Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 487 Location: realm of the mind

The poll should have stopped already... oh well then

D-LOTUS IS THE WINNER :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

You may now pick the next scenario and see who gives the worst advice.

bookwizard · Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 487 Location: realm of the mind

Ok the new situation is:

you are given 100 dollars and are told to promptly deliver it to the man next door, upon leaving your house a man walks by holding a large dog in his hands... what do you do.

yes I know it random.

Lord Byron · Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 61 Location: Dol Guldur

Light yourself on fire and then run up to him asking for 3 and 1/2 potatoes.

Geek_girl72 · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:37 pm Post subject:

Imeddiately devour the cash, punch the dude in the face, and kick the puppy all the way down the street while singing Britney Spears songs at the top of your lungs.

Jalorn · Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 85 Location: Elysium

Random, but I'll take a shot...
First, eat the dog and claim that a giant frog will kill you in seven days unless you do,
then go to your neighbor, show him the money, eat the money, hand him a gun, and start humping him while yelling "You can't shoot me, you can't shoot me" even though he's part of the mob. All this time make SURE you deny ever having seen the money, and after 5 minutes, run screaming in the street completely naked with a rock, insisting that it's a time-bomb, and that unless you surrender your potatoes, you won't kill anyone. (Yes, I meant to say that your threatening NOT to kill them)
How's that?

Lord Byron · Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 61 Location: Dol Guldur

um Jalorn?

bookwizard · Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 487 Location: realm of the mind

Wow.... somehow I think its going to be pretty hard to top that

D-Lotus · Joined: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 3678 Location: Hollywood, USA

Whoops! Sorry I missed this... but Yay for me! I won! Hurrah!

Ok, new situation.

Buy the dog from the man, and purchase a couple of sausages too, using the 100$. Then make a meat paste out of the sausages and smear it all over your body. Finally, release the dog from its leash and time yourself to find out for how long you can avoid being devoured.

bookwizard · Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 487 Location: realm of the mind

Ok, to pretty good entries, and D, its a bit to late, you never responded so I just made a new situation, but with your above post there is a possibility you will win this new one ;)

LordoftheNight · Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 5218 Location: Hell

Shoot yourself.

bookwizard · Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 487 Location: realm of the mind

Simple yet fascinating... how do you do it lordy :lol:

Crossfire · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:23 pm Post subject:

(Not only will I surpass everyone else in this contest, I shall do it in one sentence! Hah!)

Cover yourself in pitch purchased from the nearby Vend-O-Pitch Booth, give the dog-man a big hug then pay a passing arsonist the remaining money to set yourself and your house on fire whilst nuzzling dog-man's neck, nibbling his ear and roasting his dog alive on a pocket rotisserie, grabbing hunks of raw meat from its body while you move to more intimate pursuits.

Kalanna Rai · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:15 pm Post subject:

Go see a man about a dog...

bookwizard · Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 487 Location: realm of the mind

I don't know, I myself still like D's and jalorns, but we have some very good entries here, it will be time to vote very soon, so get your advice in.

Aponi · Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 63 Location: "Calderia"

Feed the dog the $100, then go to the bank, withdraw all your money, and feed it to the dog as well. Then tell the man (who now has a very sick dog on his hands) that you just made his dog worth a lot of money and he owes you. Then take the dog home and let it throw up on the carpet of your rental, especially if the guy you were supposed to give the $100 to was your landlord.

That'll make everybody happy.

bookwizard · Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 487 Location: realm of the mind

bravo :lol:

ok no more entries will be excepted, the poll will go up tomorrow, seeing as I have no time to put it up now.

bookwizard · Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 487 Location: realm of the mind

Ok let the voting begin... may the worse advisor triumph.

Aponi · Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 63 Location: "Calderia"

Hey, what about mine?

bookwizard · Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 487 Location: realm of the mind

Oh, I was almost sure that I put yours in, but alas it is to late for the voting has already started, I will give you 20 fables in forgiveness, I hope thats enough, again am very sorry, but a new predicament is coming soon.

bookwizard · Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 487 Location: realm of the mind

WE HAVE A WINNER
Simply amazing we have are undisputed champion four two times, yes thats right two times in a row. Congratulations D you may now make the next situation yourself, and participate in it as well, but if I see if you have somehow given yourself an advantage, then you will be disqualified, good luck...

D-Lotus · Joined: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 3678 Location: Hollywood, USA

You are a man dying to get laid; an attractive woman approaches you and begins a conversation. After a few hours of talking, she asks you over to her apartment. What do you do? :D