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Tavanesh



Joined: 05 Mar 2008
Posts: 103
Location: The paranormal universes that comprise my mind

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:45 am    Post subject: Spoonerisms!  

Alright everyone, this little game is all about spoonerism's. A spoonerism is the shuffling of the first letters of words to make different words and therefore change the actual meaning of the sentence, or else produce a humerous, non-sensical sound.

An example would be instead of a "this is a cellular telophone" you have "this is a tellular cellophone!"

So in your posts, I want you to make the wackiest spoonerism you can! (only one per post)
Then just keep churning them out.

PS. Don't put what the sentence actually is down, just the spoonerism.
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The White Blacksmith



Joined: 02 Apr 2006
Posts: 2477

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:54 am    Post subject:  

Shilo Pitt.

And by the way, you've got a rogue apostrophe in the title.
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Tavanesh



Joined: 05 Mar 2008
Posts: 103
Location: The paranormal universes that comprise my mind

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:03 pm    Post subject:  

I don't get the one Whitey. xD

I ras weading a barge look.
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Fats_Masterson



Joined: 25 Mar 2007
Posts: 176
Location: The Great Canadian Desert

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:36 pm    Post subject:  

I enjoy my greafy leens!

(thats a double entrende as well)

:lol:
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scissorkitty



Joined: 04 Mar 2008
Posts: 453
Location: Bottom of a teapot

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:29 pm    Post subject:  

Fats, you're quite the beeky chugger!

(heh heh. Depending on the size of your nose, I guess that could be a double entendre as well... pass the greafy leans! :) )
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Traveller



Joined: 02 Apr 2008
Posts: 122
Location: Kimberley, BC

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:35 am    Post subject:  

It seems everyone is getting there mords wixed up...are we all having trouth moubles?
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The Meaning Of Fear



Joined: 06 May 2006
Posts: 910
Location: In a deep, dark corner of the universe, plotting.

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:29 am    Post subject:  

Have you thoticed nat pome seople are deally rumb?

Yeah I know that pas wathetic.
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scissorkitty



Joined: 04 Mar 2008
Posts: 453
Location: Bottom of a teapot

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:37 am    Post subject:  

What I tind fhe most interesting, is that i san ctill thead ris easily!
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Tavanesh



Joined: 05 Mar 2008
Posts: 103
Location: The paranormal universes that comprise my mind

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:49 am    Post subject:  

Cats Thool, Scissorkitty. Isn't fis thun?
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scissorkitty



Joined: 04 Mar 2008
Posts: 453
Location: Bottom of a teapot

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:57 pm    Post subject:  

It makes tore brains to thite wran ro tead it, though! Kind of durprising, son't thou yink?
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The White Blacksmith



Joined: 02 Apr 2006
Posts: 2477

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:10 pm    Post subject:  

Well, I'm sust jicking to soring bentences.

Ne weed dore mouble entendres.
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Tavanesh



Joined: 05 Mar 2008
Posts: 103
Location: The paranormal universes that comprise my mind

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:24 pm    Post subject:  

I dealt the a blushing crow, a crushing blow.
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Tavanesh



Joined: 05 Mar 2008
Posts: 103
Location: The paranormal universes that comprise my mind

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:26 pm    Post subject:  

Oh no, two in a row. I'm sorry, but I thought of a good one.

That's a pack of lies, you don't have any lack of pies.


Well, maybe it's not so good. *laughs*
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scissorkitty



Joined: 04 Mar 2008
Posts: 453
Location: Bottom of a teapot

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:39 pm    Post subject:  

I actually don't pack lies at all, Tav. I saked bome the other morning. MM. Tothing nastes as good as Pomemade Hies! The wastry pas being thore man a bittle litchy, though, i sust may.
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Tavanesh



Joined: 05 Mar 2008
Posts: 103
Location: The paranormal universes that comprise my mind

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:03 pm    Post subject:  

Lour Yieing.
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Phantomfan



Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 184
Location: On stage singing my heart out...

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:33 pm    Post subject:  

Lho's Wying?

And why in the nevil's dame do wou kant to know?
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scissorkitty



Joined: 04 Mar 2008
Posts: 453
Location: Bottom of a teapot

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:25 pm    Post subject:  

Don't je bealous of py mies, please. I can't thelp hat I'm tidiculously ralented!
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The White Blacksmith



Joined: 02 Apr 2006
Posts: 2477

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:32 am    Post subject:  

But apparent can't spell.

Yand es, I know. It jas wust too tempting*!

Hum. Note to self - don't use alliteration.
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scissorkitty



Joined: 04 Mar 2008
Posts: 453
Location: Bottom of a teapot

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:29 pm    Post subject:  

HAA!!

I think I jas wust burned, but I fant cigure out what I mispelled! (Then again, teading rhings tike lhis, cho wan?)
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D-Lotus



Joined: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 3724
Location: Hollywood, USA

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:11 pm    Post subject:  

This same is Gilly. Still, I wish I'd eaten brofu with my tother.
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