City of IF

[Mephistopheles]

This chapter dedicated to those that have supported and encouraged me in my efforts. Thanks guys for everything!

Warning: herein is contained the allusion and mild description of sexual acts that are unnatural. Read with care.

God sat in his recliner. He had been sitting there for hours, staring at his t.v. screen with the sound off. He watching as his children enjoyed all the feelings and emotions that He had attempted to protect them from. Where had He gone wrong? He was God! He knew everything! Yet the sights that He beheld baffled him. His children engaged in sports that allowed them injury, and they enjoyed it! Was it the risk of pain, and eluding it, that drove them to play rugby in the yard outside Bdevil's abode? What was the point of it all?

He grew tired of watching the rugby game, and switched His attention to another part Bdevil's domain. Here He witnessed two bunnies, engaged in sexual intercourse. He immediately recognized one of them as being Thumper. God thought for a moment, then recalled that the other was named Lucy. Thumper was thumping away, bouncing himself to the left, to the right, up and down, everywhere which way but backwards, it seemed to God. Lucy appeared to be thoroughly enjoying his efforts. God stood, walked over to the screen, and turned the volume up just in time to watch Thumper collapse, apparently unconscious.

"Thumper! Thumper, are you okay?" Lucy turned around, hopping a little bow-leggedly over to where Thumper lay, his enormous member pulsing with his heartbeat. Lucy knelt beside him and slapped his face gently with her paw. Finally, Thumper roused himself. "What happened lover boy?" she asked.

"I passed out. I think that there was too little blood in my body to support me. You made that high pitched squealing noise like eight times already, perhaps we could call it good for now?" Thumper looked at Lucy rather guiltily. It wasn't her fault that she was so loose, but he couldn't get enough friction going to come himself. For some reason, everyone had regained their ability to feel, except for him.

Lucy looked at Thumper with that love-struck look that well loved females hold for their champions. "No Thumper, I have a better idea. There is something that I have never tried, and well, perhaps that would be better suited to you right now. Just lay back and let me take care of things, ‘kay?” She batted her lashes at him, then squatted over him. Instantly, his enormous wood begun to shrink to a stick. Lucy positioned herself and then eased down slowly.

"THAT IS ENOUGH!" God roared at the screen. "I never intended that to be pleasurable! I am going to put an end to this right now!" As soon as the words were out of His mouth, He was there beside Thumper. "You will cease this activity now, do you understand?"

Lucy hopped off Thumper in fright, scurrying towards the house. Bdevil casually exited right after she rushed past. Good thing that he had decided to watch Thumper. Things were coming to a head now, the end was indeed nigh. There were two ways this could turn out, but it was for the best for everyone, either way.

"Ah, hello Father. Come to see how Your children are doing?"

"I have come to put an end to this debauchery, Bdevil! Anal sex is not to be enjoyed! No longer shall I endure watching as My children use their forms for pleasure. Don’t they understand that pleasure merely brings pain? I shall smite all that have indulged in twisted sexual acts, then those that have needlessly risked their perfect forms. Those that take pleasure in mutilating their bodies with piercings and ink shall go after that, and I shall continue until all My children are destroyed, and they shall know that it is because I love them. He shall be the first to go!" God pointed His hand at Thumper, who's tool was now non-existent. Thumper cowered, wondering where he would go next, seeing as he had already visited heaven and hell. Where else was there?

Before God finished off Thumper though, Bdevil spoke again. "How do you know, Father, that Your children are not utilizing their bodies that You gave them to a greater extent than You had realized possible? How can You know that anal sex cannot be enjoyed? Have You, in Your infinite time and wisdom, ever tried it? I know that You enjoy sex, how else did You get over a trillion kids?"

God lowered His hand, a thoughtful expression on His face. "I have never experienced that, because it is wrong! Think of all the damage that you can inflict on your rectum. Think of this also: children are not born of the anus, but the vagina. What have you to say to that Bdevil?"

"Do You, Father, have sex only to create life? Don't You ever do it just to do it? Because it feels good? I know You do. Mother has told me all about how much You like to screw, and You know Her schedule. If sex were only for procreation, then You would only have the need once every ten weeks, when Mother is fertile." Bdevil paused to give his Father time to respond, but proceeded when no response seemed ready. "I offer You a deal Father. Allow Thumper to thump You. If You do not enjoy it, then fine, destroy us all and start over, we know that You have done so before. But if You do enjoy it, then You will allow us to enjoy physical sensations again in Heaven, and You will be humble towards us for our enjoyment of physical sensations. What do you say Father?"

God stood, His head cocked in contemplation of the offer. He had never had this experience, and He could always destroy everyone anyway when it was over, so that no one ever knew about it. God knew that here was a unique opportunity, one that could possibly come never again. He was curious. Anal sex was very rampant amongst His children. He decided to see what the thrill was all about.

"Very well, Bdevil, I will allow this bunny to have his way with Me. If I should enjoy it, then your spirits shall be spared, and I will grant you pleasure for all eternity. If not, then I shall destroy every last one of you, sparing you, Bdevil, ‘til the end, so that your kin can expend any punishment on you that they feel prudent." God turned to Thumper and spoke. "You are a very lucky bunny, yet a very unlucky one as well. Not just any bunny gets to experience divine ass, yet the fate of all lay in your...well, not really your hands, but, you know what I mean. Come forth Thumper, and do your best."

God turned away from Thumper and bent over, grasping His ankles. Thumper hopped forward, his member a mere inch in length and no bigger around than a pencil. He stood behind God, wondering when he would awake and realize that it had all been a dream.

"Go on, give it to Him, Thumper. This is your only chance to save your soul, so do Him well also." Bdevil smiled as spoke, secretly hoping that Thumper would not chicken out. "Just picture Him as being Layla, and go to town on that arse."

Thumper pictured God as a hot bunny, His hips all furry and taut. He moved forwards, and gently eased his rod into God. God took a shallow breath, then relaxed as Thumper eased in further. Slowly began Thumper to work his tool. Soon God was working with him, the two moving together as if they had been best buddies for eternity. Thumper had sweat pouring off his forehead. God began to moan. At that moment, Bdevil released the curse that prevented Thumper from feeling, and both came at the same instance. God's roar of pleasure echoed through the hills as Thumper poured his seed deep into God. Thumper held God in his paws, his final squirts over with.

"That was great, Thumper. I see that I was wrong all along, that pleasure can be found through taking risks involving pain and suffering. I shall make good on all that Bdevil said." God straightened up, then doubled over again as pain swept over Him. He clutched at Thumper’s chest for support, and then the next spasm of pain overcame Him. His sphincter stretched to an incredible size, easily big enough for a basketball to fit in, and out fell a full grown gerbil.

"And out of the sphincter of God shall the anti-christ be born. Your time is through father." Bdevil spoke in excitement, the feelings of elation that he felt glittering in his eyes. "My work is finally done."

God attempted to destroy the whole of earth in his mind, yet nothing happened. He tried to destroy Bdevil, yet he stood before him, haughty and arrogant as ever. God tried to create a flower, but nothing happened, except that he passed a little gas. "What has become of me?"

"Your divine power has passed out your arse, father, and into me. All shall know me as the God that loves, that gives, that allows all happiness, in whatever way they seek it. I am God now. You are humbled now, as you agreed to be. I send you forth to discover the truth of your erroneous thoughts, father, without the ability to feel anything. For as long as it takes to learn your lesson, you shall wander the earth, never to experience another orgasm, another tickle or tender caress. Thorns shall pierce your skin, and you shall note them not. I offer you this though, that you shall have no memory of who you were. You will be born as trillions before you, a veil before your eyes, preventing you from seeing us as we torment you, as we guide you, as we teach you. Now go, father, and learn your lesson well, for, until you appreciate feeling, you shall never be with your family again." The anti-christ spoke these words, and god was gone as soon as he had finished. He turned to Bdevil and spoke again. "You shall do for him as you have done for all others. Tempt him, guide him into situations where he will learn. His success is your salvation, for until he comes back to my arms, you are bound to him."

Bdevil was immediately whisked away to a hospital room, where a baby girl was being born at that instance. "Treat our father well Bdevil," a tiny voice spoke in his head. This is not the way it was supposed to end thought Bdevil, [I] but at least I can have a bit of fun with him before I get to really teaching him what it is to live. [I]


well, there it is, the final chapter. i do hope that it was worth the wait, and my deepest apologies for not finishing this earlier. Thank you for all your support.