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Dragonite · Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:32 pm Post subject: Plasma Wars Character's

Im experimenting with a SG and i need characters so can ou plz fill out the form and reply it?

Name:

Surname:

Skills:

Weapon:

Personality:

Likes:

Dislikes:

Friends with:

Plz send back :grin:

Chinaren · Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:55 pm Post subject: Re: Plasma Wars Character's

Name: Arkle Reginald Forthswite

Surname: Twanglebottom III

Skills: Drinking tea politely, passing gas with little to no noise.

Weapon: A great big meaty one!

Personality: Rather snobbish, but can be kind the the little guy, given the right circumstances.

Likes: Tea, Croquet, drowning small kittens.

Dislikes: Things up the bottom and living kittens.

Friends with: Mr Frangle Dugberry, the local pet shop owner and butcher.

Traveller · Joined: 02 Apr 2008 Posts: 122 Location: Kimberley, BC

Name:John

Surname: Smith

Skills: Standing silently for hours on end

Weapon: A feather duster with a silencer on it

Personality: None.

Likes: Dark rooms, silence.

Dislikes: Anyone talking or interacting with him

Friends: Mr. Leady, a lovable paintchip he found in the corner

LordoftheNight · Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 5241 Location: Hell

Name: Jane

Surname: Doe

Skills: Very few, though she does possess the astounding ability of being unremarkable.

Weapon: None. Guns are dirty. She does have a sharp pencil though.

Personality: Very quiet. Jane doesn't talk much - if at all - and generally spends her time in a corner with a notebook.

Likes: Writing things. Not being shot at.

Dislikes: Being shot at.

Friends with: Archibald Plump, the janitor.

Smee · Joined: 16 Oct 2004 Posts: 4314 Location: UK

Name: Billy

Surname: Nomat'es

Skills: Punchin' stuff, innit.

Weapon: Bruiser and The Kiss, left and right fists respectively.

Personality: A real shiner.

Likes: Everyfink' innit. Rainbows 'n stuff. Jam is good.

Dislikes: You tryin' to suggest I ain't liked?

Friends with: Wots with all teh questions? Don't make me have to introduce you to Bruiser and Mr O' Death.

Phang · Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:40 am Post subject:

Name: Señor Sven Segkzbaihg

Surname: Cardinal Red

Skills: Sucking. With his trunk, man! Mind outta the felpit.

Weapon: A gaze that can cause minor bowel weakness.

Personality: Radiant and all-encompassing.

Likes: The Rich Guy, Carlos, Tanto.

Dislikes: Channel 4 and the rest of the Rich Guy's children. Mouthy little gobshites.
Also, the word 'fuke'.

Friends with: People who will accept his twisted brand of love... :-o

Tavanesh · Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:30 pm Post subject: Gerdie "Bacon" Lard

Name: Gerdie "Bacon" Lard

Surname: Bacon

Skills: Makeing food disappear extremely fast, sleeping, farting with little to a lot of noise.

Weapon: Gas

Personality: Souly focused on fast-food.

Likes: Food, couch, tv, Zzzzz.

Dislikes: No food, no couch, no tv.

Friends: The McDonald Clown.

Dragonite · Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 3:39 pm Post subject:

Super Secret File on:

Name: Arkle Reginald Forthswite

Surname: Twanglebottom III

Skills: Drinking tea politely, passing gas with little to no noise.

Weapon: Croquet Bat converted in Battle Axe

Personality: Rather snobbish, but can be kind the the little guy, given the right circumstances.

Likes: Tea, Croquet, drowning small kittens.

Dislikes: Things up the bottom and living kittens.

Friends with: Mr. Frangle Dugberry, the local pet shop owner and butcher.

Super Secret File on:

Name: John

Surname: Smith

Skills: Standing silently for hours on end

Weapon: A silenced Bazooka

Personality: None.

Likes: Dark rooms, silence.

Dislikes: Anyone talking or interacting with him

Friends: Mr. Leady, a lovable paint chip he found in the corner

Super Secret File on:

Name: Jane

Surname: Doe

Skills: Very few, though she does possess the astounding ability of being unremarkable.

Weapon: A pencil that can do anything except right on paper.

Personality: Very quiet. Jane doesn't talk much - if at all - and generally spends her time in a corner with a notebook.

Likes: Writing things. Not being shot at.

Dislikes: Being shot at.

Friends with: Archibald Plump, the janitor

Super Secret File on:

Name: Billy

Surname: Nomat'es

Skills: Punchin' stuff, innit.

Weapon: Gloves on right and left hands that can fire heat seeking missiles.

Personality: A real shiner.

Likes: Everyfink' innit. Rainbows 'n stuff. Jam is good.

Dislikes: You tryin' to suggest I ain't liked?

Friends with: Wots with all teh questions? Don't make me have to introduce you to Bruiser and Mr. O' Death.

Super Secret File on:

Name: Señor Sven Segkzbaihg

Surname: Cardinal Red

Skills: Sucking. With his trunk, man! Mind outta the felpit.

Weapon: A laser that makes people have to go the toilet BADLY!

Personality: Radiant and all-encompassing.

Likes: The Rich Guy, Carlos and Tanto.

Dislikes: Channel 4 and the rest of the Rich Guy's children. Mouthy little gobshites.
Also, the word 'fuke'.

Friends with: People who will accept his twisted brand of love...

Super Secret File on:

Name: Gerdie "Bacon" Lard

Surname: Bacon

Skills: Making food disappear extremely fast, sleeping, farting with little to a lot of noise.

Weapon: Flame thrower powered by fart gas

Personality: Soule focused on fast-food.

Likes: Food, couch, TV, Zzzzz.

Dislikes: No food, no couch, no TV.

Friends: The McDonald Clown

Thank you all for these excellent characters but im afraid the amount of charcters has reached its limit but dont worry all thses characters are in there. I made a few changes to the characters profiles as you can see above in the weapons area they are colored green thank you for sending in you wonderful (and humerous) charcters. Please keep an eye out for there names in the story Plasma Wars

Chinaren · Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 3:42 pm Post subject:

~Wonders what a Coquet Bat is~

Dragonite · Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 4:12 pm Post subject:

Everyone i forgotton add you must send me your points of veiw in the story since your all in it. plz send in the same thread as the characters as this is a random story where anything can happen!!!!

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 620 Location: San Francisco

Name: Polylustracine Craddynock

Surname: Sir Polylustracine Craddynock

Skills: Talking to invisible people. Walking through walls

Weapon: The All-Mighty Purple Giraffe Clock of Very Ominous Sounds. It shoots squirrels from its wazoo. Genetically altered Super Squirrels that are savage and rabid which can be compressed into very small packages and can go for years without food, although they prefer nuts. All kinds of nuts. ALL kinds. Just add water.

Personality: Squirrels will rule the orange. The mild clock inherits the croquet mallet.

Likes: Poking a empty coke can with a baseball bat repeatedly. Monkeys that can type

Shakespeare. Squirrels

Dislikes: Chef Boyardee. Paper clips. False Advertising. Medieval Flails

Friends: The Jolly Green Giant. The All-Squirrel. Oscar Meyer.

Tavanesh · Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 4:31 pm Post subject: Point of view

Gerdie "Bacon" Lard

Point of View: Doesn't give a damn unless there is food involved. Even then, the food involved must be obtained with little effort.

Dragonite · Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:13 pm Post subject: The beginning of the GAME

OK I'm starting the game the rules are to reply bits of the story in this thread to create the story
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William sat in the back row tryng not to fall asleep. Mr Bellows wouldn't stop raving on and on about World War 5. The bell rang and Will jumped in the air and flew out the door on his jet pack. He flew out and saw Gerdie sitting in a tree, which seemed to be straining under his weight, with a packet of chips, a meat pie, a million pixie sticks and ten cans of coke. He even had a portable TV with him and was watching the cooking channel. Will flew off and smashed right into Polylustracine Craddynock but everyone called him Craddy. "Hey watch it Craddy you bloody knocked me out of the sky!" William yelled at the Squirrel loving maniac.
He got up and rubbed his elbow

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 620 Location: San Francisco

(just to clarify, it is William that flies out the window, and not the clock?)
(and CRADDY????)

"Me knock you out of the sky? Why you are sky high flying already, and I merely stood on the cloud. You knocked yourself from the sky, I blame the bandages on my left toenail. They are plotting to take over Germany."

Craddynock stood up from where he sat calmly on air and rose up to the ground below.

"Perhaps you should practice with your metal flying creature. Especially dodging. Dodging is an important part of surviving. Perhaps I can help?"

Craddynock pulled out his All-Mighty Purple Giraffe Clock of Very Ominous Sounds.

"Tell me William, how do you feel about squirrels?"

Chinaren · Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 10:19 pm Post subject:

This belongs in Games I feel, and thus it is moved so.

Dragonite · Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:00 am Post subject:

"I dont mind them i'm actually an animal lover." William said still rubbing his elbow as he had whacked it during the fall. When he spotted the Squirrel Weapon he reached into his pocket and brought out what looked like sword Handle without the blade. Will pushed a button and the blade came out of no where. William stood out of the way then he burst out laughing, turning his Plasma Sword off and putting it away."C'mon lets nick some food from Gerdie he has so much food he wouldnt notice" Grinned Will as he started to turn his jet pack back on.