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Smee
Joined: 16 Oct 2004
Posts: 4314
Location: UK
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:34 am Post subject: |
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Hmmmm, strange happenings were afoot in the Inn last night.
Without cause or complaint, rhyme nor reason, everyone started speaking with a strange lean.
No one can explain how this happened, although rumours of Syr sitting on the Italics button, or Wormy passing wind rather loudly, circulated rapidly. |
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Crossfire
Joined: 07 Apr 2007
Posts: 490
Location: Somewhere between here and not-here, now and not-now... in the half-light, the borderlands, between.
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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Rules of combat were recently formulated by notable IFian scientists, in the hopes of regulating battle in the Inn.
They were perfectly eloquent, delightfully profound and elegantly concise...
Unfortunately, half the test subjects ignored them and the other half were slaughtered. The trials were a complete failure.
Terrible... *wanders off to do war with an electrified, diastrophic Cat-Bat that shoots sorcerous lemmings from its eyeballs* |
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Syranore
Joined: 18 Nov 2007
Posts: 145
Location: The Menagerie
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| Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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| There were rules? Why was I never told of these 'rules'? What exactly is a rule anyway? Can it be eaten? |
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NeverNeverGirl
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 1336
Location: in your dreams baby oh yeah... ;)
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| Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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| *Refrains from commenting on syr's knowledge of Rules...* |
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Syranore
Joined: 18 Nov 2007
Posts: 145
Location: The Menagerie
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:23 am Post subject: |
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| :shock: Uh...What knowledge? I possess no knowledge about these "rules" you speak of. |
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Guest
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| Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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| A warrior fairy, an alcoholic fairy and a gunslinger were sharing a tub full of ice, using the excuse that the weather was hot. |
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Lilith
Joined: 10 Feb 2007
Posts: 1099
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| Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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| *sneaks in for just a quick moment, panting* This just in... *looks left, and looks right* Our beloved Mayor was seen having a romantic picnic getaway with IF's raven-haired beauty this evening... watching the stars... What does this mean for the Mistress of the HLC? Has she been tamed finally? ;) Stay tuned. *turns, shrieks and flies off when the men in white coats come 'round the corner* |
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Guest
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| Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:03 am Post subject: |
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An alcoholic fairy admitted to being a whore
Everyone in the Inn except 1 was pulled into an ice tub and was unable to escape for about 5 minutes
An alcoholic fairy made her boobs bigger upon the return of her pixiedust
Everyone except for on in the Inn played strip-twister |
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Novelest_Ninjagirl
Joined: 09 Dec 2007
Posts: 252
Location: Bugging Cyberworm or Tavanesh, If I'm really lucky, I'll be bugging them both!
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| Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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| A certain fairy is killing a certain Half-demon right owat het inn! COme Quick! |
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Phantomfan
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 184
Location: On stage singing my heart out...
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| Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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That certain fairy managed to reduce that certain demon to dust with an arrow enchanted with the fairy's blood. The demon's remains were cried over, kicked, and fallen into.
After which a huge epic fight was started.
Just finishing what noni started...
*a duck wanders into forum and reads the posts. "thwack."*
hee hee... |
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Lilith
Joined: 10 Feb 2007
Posts: 1099
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| Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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This just in...
Our High Lord Chancellor was tackled by a hormone-driven kleptomaniac pixie. What does this mean for his Dark Mistress? Has she been replaced? She did move out after all awhile back.. has the Chancellor tired of her? Who knows! Keep tuned right here for more on this startling development! |
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NeverNeverGirl
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 1336
Location: in your dreams baby oh yeah... ;)
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The ladies worm has just popped the big question to our resident teen phantom girl... who accepted... stay tuned for a date!
Seems that the Queen dumped his ass for greener pastures. |
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Novelest_Ninjagirl
Joined: 09 Dec 2007
Posts: 252
Location: Bugging Cyberworm or Tavanesh, If I'm really lucky, I'll be bugging them both!
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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| It seems a certain half-demon has lost his taste for dragons. Is it temproary? Forever? Let's keep close watch. |
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Guest
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| Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:01 am Post subject: |
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Lilith wrote: This just in...
Our High Lord Chancellor was tackled by a hormone-driven kleptomaniac pixie. What does this mean for his Dark Mistress? Has she been replaced? She did move out after all awhile back.. has the Chancellor tired of her? Who knows! Keep tuned right here for more on this startling development!
I AM NOT A PIXIE! *looks around, blushes and flies off with a slight handful of fables* |
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Black Hawk
Joined: 23 Jun 2008
Posts: 236
Location: On board my ship/ At the Inn
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| Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:29 am Post subject: |
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wow this is some good stuff *takes out notepad*
and hooray for being to new to be gossipied about :rock: |
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shy_blu_eyes
Joined: 15 May 2008
Posts: 325
Location: Away
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| Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:52 am Post subject: |
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| There are reports from a dusty town on If's western frontier of a discontented Ifian encouraging a certain freelance assassin to kill the Mayor. It is unknown if the mayor is aware of NE pending attacks. |
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NeverNeverGirl
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 1336
Location: in your dreams baby oh yeah... ;)
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| Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:50 pm Post subject: |
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shy_blu_eyes wrote: There are reports from a dusty town on If's western frontier of a discontented Ifian encouraging a certain freelance assassin to kill the Mayor. It is unknown if the mayor is aware of NE pending attacks.
WOOT! Now this is how to write a gossip item! |
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Kalanna Rai
Joined: 21 Jan 2006
Posts: 2690
Location: Soul searching. Donations welcome.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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| *raises eyeridge* Freelance? |
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sir wax
Joined: 03 Mar 2008
Posts: 315
Location: i come from outer space, to save the human race
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:00 am Post subject: |
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| Indeed. As in my free swinging lance will smite the assassin. lol |
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shy_blu_eyes
Joined: 15 May 2008
Posts: 325
Location: Away
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:30 am Post subject: |
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I stand behind my adjectives.
*Looks for dictionary* |
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NeverNeverGirl
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 1336
Location: in your dreams baby oh yeah... ;)
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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LOL wax
and also i think the inference was that rai works for the Mayor of the city and isnt freelance.. |
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Black Hawk
Joined: 23 Jun 2008
Posts: 236
Location: On board my ship/ At the Inn
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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did someone say freelance assassin?
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Novelest_Ninjagirl
Joined: 09 Dec 2007
Posts: 252
Location: Bugging Cyberworm or Tavanesh, If I'm really lucky, I'll be bugging them both!
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| Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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| A phantoms little green bunny said it's first few words today. . . |
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The White Blacksmith
Joined: 02 Apr 2006
Posts: 2477
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| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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A certain half-dragon is said to have resisted tackling in the Inn today. It is not known whether anyone was hurt in the incident, but one completely impartial onlooker had this to say:
'You've been tackled. End of. No avoiding. Now I'm going to make the tea. Also, you've been tackled.' |
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Kalanna Rai
Joined: 21 Jan 2006
Posts: 2690
Location: Soul searching. Donations welcome.
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| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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| And that statement is a Dinranwen comment if ever there was one... |
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Black Hawk
Joined: 23 Jun 2008
Posts: 236
Location: On board my ship/ At the Inn
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:13 am Post subject: |
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| *whispers* Hey I hear that a certain bounty hunter gets bored easily I'll be back with more info |
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Novelest_Ninjagirl
Joined: 09 Dec 2007
Posts: 252
Location: Bugging Cyberworm or Tavanesh, If I'm really lucky, I'll be bugging them both!
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:13 am Post subject: |
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I heard a certain bounty hunter is moving up to the well known ranks of. . . .teenages. Tomorrow!
:welcome: |
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The White Blacksmith
Joined: 02 Apr 2006
Posts: 2477
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| Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:56 am Post subject: |
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The Inn turned into a cafe today, as drinking and discussion of tea happened en mass. Happenings included a drugged cup and one person happily drinking tea without milk or sugar and not realising.
Oh, the things we get up to! |
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shy_blu_eyes
Joined: 15 May 2008
Posts: 325
Location: Away
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| Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:42 am Post subject: |
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| A certain short-haired feline was flashing a new anklet. While everyone was able to masque their surprise, some Ifians are wondering if this might be an engagement bling. |
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The White Blacksmith
Joined: 02 Apr 2006
Posts: 2477
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| Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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| A certain Half-demon declared his undying love for His Majesty in the Inn today. The 5 witnesses are certain he did not mean in a patriotic sense. |
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Tavanesh
Joined: 05 Mar 2008
Posts: 103
Location: The paranormal universes that comprise my mind
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| Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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| A certain half-demon greatly denies these accusations, for he is in love with another. A muscular, sexy dragon. *restrains self* |
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The White Blacksmith
Joined: 02 Apr 2006
Posts: 2477
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| Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:19 am Post subject: |
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| A blonde ninja and a darkly-coloured bird of prey were seen cuddling up together in th Inn today. There are unverified reports that gaps in the conversation were merely descents into whispering sweet nothings in each others' ears. |
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Novelest_Ninjagirl
Joined: 09 Dec 2007
Posts: 252
Location: Bugging Cyberworm or Tavanesh, If I'm really lucky, I'll be bugging them both!
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| Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:52 am Post subject: |
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| damnit all- i was helping my brother with his video games during those gaps! |
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DeadManWalking
Joined: 24 May 2006
Posts: 620
Location: San Francisco
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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We seem to be having a recent rash of pregnancies in the Inn.
Certain esteemed IFians have been discovered to be, possibly, pregnant.
Denials have grown heated.
On the sidelines, a certain returned storyteller DEFINITELY denies punching pregnant women in the stomach as a hobby. |
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The White Blacksmith
Joined: 02 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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| I would just like to point out that, in regards to DM's post, I am neither esteemed nor a storyteller. |
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