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Chinaren · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:01 am Post subject: Wot's in the Bag?!

Here's a random competition I just* thunked up!

There as sack. It's a standard hessian sack.

What's in it???

The wackiest entry will win. Or at least the one I like the most.

Oh. Free entry. I'll put a coupla undred fatabacks up as prize. :)

*I'm a bit drunk.

shy_blu_eyes · Joined: 15 May 2008 Posts: 327 Location: Away

A binder filled with hardcopies of every post that's ever been deleated from IF.

(That has to be alot of wacky things, considering what we let stay up ;) )

Crunchyfrog · Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 2242

Chinaren wrote: Here's a random competition I just* thunked up!

Oh. Free entry. I'll put a coupla undred fatabacks up as prize. :)

*I'm a bit drunk.

:lol: you must be drunk!

sir wax · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:23 am Post subject:

*inspects the outside of the bag* Hmmm. I'll say an early 90's micro machine, an MP3 of that song that is stuck in your head and you don't know the lyrics to, a piece of paper from a fortune cookie that says "Your Career Plans Look Bright", the sock that is constantly lost in laundry limbo(in my case its more than one), and the left hand of Bela Lugosi.

*nods head while looking at the bag* yeah, i think that's it. wait, wait... and the only thing that Pandora kept in the box, but now is in the bag *nods again* yep, that's it. btw, if i win... do i get the contents of said bag? :-D I could use all of the above.

Sincerely,
SirWaxaLot

Traveller · Joined: 02 Apr 2008 Posts: 122 Location: Kimberley, BC

A bunch of years back, I lived with a few friends and we learned to hate one of them...we started to not refer to her by her name only as "her". Whenever someone asked, "What's in the bag?" The correct answer was...

"Her."

NeverNeverGirl · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:10 pm Post subject:

Traveller wrote: A bunch of years back, I lived with a few friends and we learned to hate one of them...we started to not refer to her by her name only as "her". Whenever someone asked, "What's in the bag?" The correct answer was...

"Her."
OHMIGOD LOL
you crack me up.

Whats in the bag? ... the first thing that springs to mind is a mouldy half eaten sandwich and a rotten orange.

Lilith · Joined: 10 Feb 2007 Posts: 1108

Nevernevergirl's mum.

Phang · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:45 am Post subject:

Ooh, this reminds me of years ago, years ago...we each had a bag with something in, and us kiddiewinks had to write about it without looking...

So I propose that's the answer. The bag contains another bag, which contains a rubbery puppet of Chinaren, which is also a container for his soul (which may or may not also be rubber). And a gonk.

Kalanna Rai · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:51 am Post subject:

The bag contains the collective mental marbles all of us have lost.

Chinaren · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:00 am Post subject:

Dammit! When I said free I meant... er. Ah screw it. Time to get drunk again.

Good work so far people, but don't hold back now. I want to gasp in awe! Oooh! in admiration! Guffah* in mirth! And so forth...

You can enter as many times as you like btw.

Come on, get those wild and wacky thinking hats on.

*However you spell that.

LordoftheNight · Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 5217 Location: Hell

Nothing.

Or Hitler's missing testical.

Syranore · Joined: 18 Nov 2007 Posts: 147 Location: The Menagerie

There is no bag. It is only your mind, in the shape of a bag, because you believe the bag is there.

scissorkitty · Joined: 04 Mar 2008 Posts: 359 Location: Bottom of a teapot

Syr, you stole my answer right outta my brain!

"Look at the spoon... there IS no spoon.. blah blah blah."

In the bag is the left hand horn of a wild albino antelope (of which there are none), caught roaming the wheat fields of Sandiego (of which there are none) in the great land of Mesipotamia (which is no more).

Crunchyfrog · Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 2242

Don't open the bag! Someone farted in it.

NeverNeverGirl · Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:14 am Post subject:

Lilith wrote: Nevernevergirl's mum.

no no no lily.. she Is an Old Bag not In an old bag.

and besides if she was in the bag she would be chopped up into small undistinguishable pieces that would best resemble something from one of Lordy's pies.... :x

Traveller · Joined: 02 Apr 2008 Posts: 122 Location: Kimberley, BC

NeverNever Girl wrote:

"no no no lily.. she Is an Old Bag not In an old bag.

and besides if she was in the bag she would be chopped up into small undistinguishable pieces that would best resemble something from one of Lordy's pies.... "

And then, once again the answer to Wot's in the Bag would be...her.

Christalnightshade · Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:39 am Post subject:

aw crunchy you stole my idea... I say there is a nightlight and in that nightlight is a hidden fart that generates it.

Black Hawk · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:32 am Post subject:

The zombies of every post and every charachter that was deleted
mooaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn Fables wait no thats not right stories wait no not right oh yes now I remember BRAINZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

P.S. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:-o

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 515 Location: San Francisco

Hmmmm... after serious inspection, i would have to say that the bag contains not only

a spoonful of sugar (which makes the medicine go down)
a thingabamboo (which Princess Pat used to sail the seven seas)
a bear that climbed over a mountain (to see what he could see)
a rowing boat (in which life is but a dream)
a peck of pickled peppers (Picked by Peter Piper)
shells sold from the seashore (by sally of course)
a woodchuck hurling wood (turns out they actually CAN chuck wood)

but also a rather loud thermometer

Dean · Joined: 24 Apr 2008 Posts: 80 Location: Seoul

Ya know, I could type up a list of weird and wacky stuff that might be in that bag. But I don't think it would be right. You know what's in that bag. It's full of money, a mix of large and small bills, stolen by a gangster from some shop he hit up. He's stashed that sack away for safekeeping until the cops get off his tail, but he's coming back to pick it up real soon. You can take it or leave it, the choice is yours -- but you'd better book it outta there kid, 'fore he shows up and has ta off another witness....

bookwizard · Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 482 Location: realm of the mind

Answer 1: *Looks in back and gasps staggers back, all gather round* don't... look... in... bag *dies*

Answer 2: A crazy, anorexic, god like, Croatian King, who lives in the netherlands and plays the lute.

Answer 3: There is but one true answer to this question and that is... of course... 42

Answer 4: Egad, its the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Answer 5: A better world

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:00 pm Post subject:

The preserved member of a chinese eunuch. :shock:

(I got that from a chinese drama, was really funny...)

scissorkitty · Joined: 04 Mar 2008 Posts: 359 Location: Bottom of a teapot

Nothing. Everything. It all depends on your Zen state of mind today.

Chinaren · Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:53 pm Post subject:

Mmm, so far I'm leaning towards Bookwiz's answer 5 -

A better world, 'cos that nearly made me smile. Which is something, 'cos it's early here, and I've not had my morning coffee yet.

~mumbles grouchily~

scissorkitty · Joined: 04 Mar 2008 Posts: 359 Location: Bottom of a teapot

This has got to be the longest running contest of all time! And I enjoy it. I hope it never comes to an end.

Wot's in the bag?

Parings from the left major toenail of the last viking, name unknown, to ever set foot in Nova Scotia (prior to it being Nova Scotia, of course).