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Lilith · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:29 am Post subject: King of the Hill

DeadManWalking wrote: Hey people, I was just feeling nostalgic for some old things, and i remembered King of the Hill. It was a fun way to mess around, but i can't remember who started it originally.

Anyways, the objective of the game is to be the King of the Hill.

Please no involving all-mighty gods. So no Cthulhu and no giant Gatorade bottles.

Example:

Jack and Jill went up the Hill to fetch a pail of water.

King of the Hill: Jack and Jill

Jack fell down and broke his crown

King of the Hill: Jill

And Jill came tumbling after

King of the Hill: Umm... the well?

So anyways, I'll start

I use my magical creationship powers that will last only to the end of this post to create a hill.

I sit on the hill

King of the Hill: Me.

So I saw this in the Open Forum Archives from a long time ago, before we had 'Word Game Way' and when we played Word Games in the Open Forum. So I thought it might be fun to start it up again and see where it goes!

*plops down on the hill* This hill is now mine!

kkdestiny · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:23 am Post subject:

well, i'm not quite sure how to play....

*sits next to Lilith* there...what do we do now?

Phantomfan · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:45 am Post subject:

*Flies to the top of the hill with a shepherds crook, uses it to pull off both Lilith and KKD and dumps them onto the ground below*

*Stands on top of the hill, brandishing shepherds crook in an epic pose*

I CLAIM THIS HILL IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS UNDEAD.

Queen of the Hill: Phantomfan

Tikanni Corazon · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:49 pm Post subject:

*watches the whole scenario from a nearby wood, raises an eyebrow and gives a small nod of determination*

*stepping out of the woodland, turns into the winged, sword-fighting, Spanish-accented little bunny who can also breath fire and knits a lot (from the Inn, for those of you that may have witnessed such), picks up a small, bunny-sized bag from the ground, flutters my wings and flies up to the top of the hill...and the ghost*

*solemnly places the bag on the ground, opens it, taking out a teeny, tiny bible, a even teeny, tinier wooden cross which I hang around my neck, and a little bitty bottle of holy water, before clearing my throat, and raising my little bunny arms, the holy water in one hand and the bible in the other...*

"BEGONE GHOSTLY BEING!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!" *in a high-pitched, Spanish accent (remember)*

The fire-breathing, Spanish-accented, sword-fighting, super-knitting, winged, little bunny exorcises the Phantom, banishing her to the netherworld, and claiming the hill as her own, and starts energetically practicing her fencing skills.

"The hill is mine!!! Mwahahahahahahaha! I am Queen-Bunny of the Hill!!!"

Lilith · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:03 pm Post subject:

*picks self up off of the ground, flies up to the top of the hill and punts the bunny off the hill, then crafts myself a throne out of the grass & leaves around, plops down in the throne and looks smug* My hill now.

Shillelagh · Joined: 11 Mar 2010 Posts: 398 Location: Kansas

I look around the hill.

I look at Lilith.

I look back around the hill.

I look back at Lilith.

I leave.

Queen of the Hill: still Lilith

misterbiz · Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:16 pm Post subject:

*Climbs to the top of the hill. Catches breath for a moment before using my cane to strike Lilith and send her off of the hill. Lights the throne on fire and sits amongst the ashes as it finishes burning.*

Biz rules all!

Lilith · Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:17 pm Post subject:

*is smacked to bottom of hill and glares up at Biz on the top angrily, rubbing the bruise from the cane on my leg, then flies back up to the top of the hill, punt-kicks Biz right off the top of the hill and breaks his cane in two over my knee before throwing it away*

Queen of the Hill: Me, Lilith

kkdestiny · Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:54 pm Post subject:

*takes sparta shield and charges and shoves lilith off hill*

queen: me, KK

Lilith · Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 5:26 pm Post subject:

*hip-bumps KK off the hill and plops down into the grass with a grin*

Queen of the Hill: me, Lily

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:16 pm Post subject: King of the Hill

*Pads up the hill in full wolf form* *Eyes the fairy* *Lays down atop the fairy*

King of the Hill: Pope

Throne: Lilith

Tikanni Corazon · Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:28 pm Post subject:

*sets up super speakers, sets them to crazy loud, and blasts Pope and Lily off the hill with the power of Bastille's Pompeii, before sprinting up and setting up a picnic*

*settles down, delicately nibbling a egg and cress sandwich, singing along to the music, content in the knowledge that I, Tikanni Corazon, am Queen of the hill*

Seraphi · Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:35 pm Post subject:

*eyes the hill, whistles to Amsel who whips up a whirlwind and blows Tika away*

*nestles self on hill, humming and sipping tea*

It's good to be Queen.

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:43 pm Post subject: King of the Hill

*Sits up* *Dusts self off* *Eyes Serapi-chan* *Wanders up hill and lays atop Seraphi-chan* Wau.....

King of the Hill: Pope

Throne: Seraphi-chan

Tikanni Corazon · Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:47 pm Post subject:

*screams as I'm blown away, landing a short distance away in a large oak tree*

*climbs back down to the ground and speeds back up the hill, finding it to be occupied by Pope sat atop a Seraphi throne, and my tea has been stolen!*

*flips Pope down the hill, watching him roll away, then sits on Seraphi and starts tickling her relentlessly*

Queen of the hill and master of tickling, Tika! Mwahahahaha!

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:50 pm Post subject: King of the Hill

*Skids to a halt. Turns, racing back up the hill* *Blows the two atop it off with a Super Bark* *Assumes rightful place and lays down for a nap*

King of the Hill: Pope

Seraphi · Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:54 pm Post subject:

*summons power of nature to make grass grow, lifts Pope up and wraps him with the grass and rolls him down the hill*

*plants butt on hill* Mine!

Queen of the Hill: Seraphi

Lilith · Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 2:57 am Post subject:

*hops over grass-cocooned Pope-wolf and sprints up the hill, yanking Seraphi off the top with a comical stage hook and gently bunts her down the grass before plopping down on the top again*

Mine!

Queen of the Hill: Lilith

misterbiz · Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 3:58 am Post subject:

*Mist appears in the sky, solidifies into Mister Biz, who swoops down and dropkicks Lilith off of the hill. Summons throne made out of bones and swiss cheese*

Biz Wins!

King of the Hill: Biz

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 11:44 am Post subject: King of the Hill

*Tears out of the cocoon with an epic roar, flinging the grass everywhere* *Eyes Biz atop the hill then with another roar slams front paws into hill, causing a ripple to run over it* *The ripple snaps at the top, flinging Biz and the throne off into the nearby trees* *Pads up hill, circle three times at the peak, and lays down*

King: Pope

Kalanna Rai · Joined: 21 Jan 2006 Posts: 3102 Location: The Frozen North

*Is roused from slumber on nearby hilltop by all the escapades and sics a rabid lawyer on Pope. Settles back into comfortable silence as he's dragged off to court.*

King of the Hill: Vacant

Lilith · Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 7:32 pm Post subject:

*pats the dragon gratefully and clambers back up to the top of the hill, plopping in my throne of vines, leaves and flowers*

Queen of the Hill: Lilith

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 7:56 pm Post subject: King of the Hill

*Gets bitten by rabid lawyer and becomes rabid* Graaaaggle! *CHarges up hill in wolf form and slams Lilith, throne and all, off the top* Grrrrrrrr *Seethes for a while before collapsing at peak* grrrrrrrrrrr *Falls asleep*

King of Hill: Pope

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:34 am Post subject: King of the Hill

*Wakes* *looks around at subjects* *Yawns* *Goes back to sleep*

King of the Hill: Still pope

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 3:10 pm Post subject: King

*Wakes* Wow, I must be a good ruler. No one's challenged me in forever!

King of the Hill: Pope, long may he reign.

misterbiz · Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 4:18 pm Post subject:

*Appears in puff of smoke. Beheads Pope with Sharpened soup can lid. Sits on throne*

King of the Hill: Biz...because 'murica

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:42 pm Post subject: King

*Drags self to feet* *Kicks severed head hard at Biz, knocking him off hill* *Retrieves head and sews it back on with floss* I is king, hua!

King: Pope

Seraphi · Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:35 pm Post subject:

Screeyah! *belly flops out of the sky onto Pope, uses his body as the throne and puts crown on her head*

Queen of the Hill: Seraphi

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 8:24 pm Post subject: King

*Absorbs Seraphi-chan into own body and sits up with a goofy grin*

King: Poraphi