City of IF

Vampireidiot · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:28 am Post subject: Shanty

THIS IS SHANTY i think that he should go and be a vampire cuz vampires ROCK! :D :twisted: Considering that i know 1 but thats not the point

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Araex · Guest

yes yes yes yes and yes. i think that answers all the questions

and no Vampireidiot i won't keep your colour. however i will keep my dark blue font type

Vampireidiot · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:36 am Post subject:

[color=blue]hmm.... *wonders what to do....* * Gets a frozen trout and hits Araex round head*

MWhahahahahahahahaha :twisted:

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duffman666 · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:22 am Post subject:

He should become a vampire just cause they look cooler and there not purple

Vampireidiot · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:52 am Post subject:

duffman666 wrote: He should become a vampire just cause they look cooler and there not purple

Vampires may look coooler but that don't mean they are better!Vampaneze are soo cool. They don't obey rules and vampires do!!

(now im arguing with nyselkf. One minute im saying Vamps r better now im saying vampez r better.Wot next? A storygame website? No, that just a dream) :twisted:

Muaddib · Guest Joined: 31 Dec 2004 Posts: 1765

Like you said on chat, there are errors. But i feel that you should have put this in the humour section. Also i think he should choose the vampaneze(just to piss you off :D).

Vampireidiot · Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:43 am Post subject:

ha ha muaddib. why do u think it should be in the humor section? its not funny

Muaddib · Guest Joined: 31 Dec 2004 Posts: 1765

<blushes> oh dear...i thought you wrote it humourously, :oops:

Vampireidiot · Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:01 am Post subject:

Araex wrote: why can't you put in a poll?

I cant put in a poll because when I started my story i was a guest so now its having a mard at me *computes marding*

Vampireidiot · Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:03 am Post subject:

Muaddib wrote: <blushes> oh dear...i thought you wrote it humourously, :oops:

I was in a humorous mood. So it cud be funny. I don't know. Wot do you guys think?

I think the one where smee can jump up for joy was funny but thats it. :lol:

Araex · Guest

considering the topis, it doesn't really belong in funny. i still think he should becomepurple

Phang · Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:42 am Post subject:

Purple is goood colour.

duffman666 · Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:20 am Post subject:

Two more reason he should be a vampire one the've got a kik ass moutain and if youu set it before the war of the scars you can put the coolest vampire in the world Mr crepsley and the other hunters the darren and the prince guy with the shurikan and green hair also you could put the coolest non vampire in the world mr tall better than any snake boy

Muaddib · Guest Joined: 31 Dec 2004 Posts: 1765

Look at the replies and ull see wat i mean.

Araex · Guest

snake boy rocks! is he gonna be in this?

Vampireidiot · Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:18 am Post subject:

I don't know...maybe...I could make haim look really cool. Blue tongue. Red hair....And of coures Mr crepsley will be in it duff man what do you take me for? Mr crepsley ROCKS!!!! :twisted: :roll:

Oh and by the way me and phang have been talking about doing a spoof of the Darren Shan Saga. If anyone has read those books, what do you think?
:twisted:

Vampireidiot · Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:22 am Post subject:

:twisted: day-um. 3 on each i make that. Looks like im gonna ave to wa#it a little longer

Araex · Guest

no! no spoof! it will be impossible to make it work, as there is no comedy to exxagerate, or anything to pick on

duffman666 · Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:59 am Post subject:

I agree with aarex spoof would be no good and you have to put mr tall in he rocks and evra is anoying dont put him in

Smee · Guest Joined: 16 Oct 2004 Posts: 5215 Location: UK

I think he should become a Vampire, mainly because I hadn't heard of Vampaneze.

I have now read up on Vampaneze, and still think he should become a Vampire.

Vampires are soooo much cooler.

No Spoof.

Happy Writing. :)

P.S You now have a poll.

Vampireidiot · Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:04 am Post subject:

Thank you Smee. You are a life saver-well not exactly. But i've planned most of the story. And i'm soo glad you chose vampire because that was the way I needed it to go.

And smee you are right vampires sre much much much cooler than any other bloodsucking relations they have because they respect humans even though they usually kill when they drink....

Hey who changed my name to Vampire..idiot?
And how the hell did you get a poll up?
And who got the poll up?

Well anyway Dan will become a vampire!! :twisted:
Oh and I wasn't sure about a spoof of the Drren shan books anyway because I think there good the way they are and it doesn't need anything done to it.... apart from the film! Does any one know when the film is coming out?

Vampireidiot · Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:07 am Post subject:

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And how the hell did you get a poll up?
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I was trying to get a poll up for ages. how did you do it?

Smee · Guest Joined: 16 Oct 2004 Posts: 5215 Location: UK

Twas me, and it's because it's in the fantasy forum - I can add polls to any thread in there. :)

duffman666 · Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:38 am Post subject:

Go vamps there winning MR TALL RULES THE STORY WILL BE IN COMPLETE WITHOUT MR TALL

Vampireidiot · Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:41 am Post subject:

Thanks smee! If I know you could do that I would have asked you earlier. Well thanks anyway. :lol:

And duffman I get the picture about Mr tall. I will include him if I can. :lol:

Araex · Guest

darn it vamps are winning!

Vampireidiot · Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 9:55 am Post subject: nxt chap

I don't know what to do. Go with the mad looney who thinks he's a vampire or stay with the mad phsychopath who tried to kill me.

Niether choices sound appealing or very good to me.

Well, I've made up my mind. I'll go with the so called vampire. I don't think I have a lot of choice.
I would end up dying if I stayed. At least this way I have a chance of escaping.
" Okay, I'll come with you .As long as I can leave you whenever I want. Okay?
He looked at me for a moment.
" Fine. Lets go before he wakes up."

We left through the backentrance and walked into the hustle and bustle of the night.

Vampireidiot · Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 9:57 am Post subject:

sorry it is so short. I will right the next shapter soon. And it will be a lot longer. :oops:umm..... lets just say its a conclusion on what dan ( well u guys decided) decided to do. :D

Vampireidiot · Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 1:50 am Post subject:

I followed this...this thing who I now know to be called John Tillin into the darkness of the night, I woundered if I would ever see my family again or my girlfriend -- well my ex-girlfriend. I hoped I would but I did doupt it.

What did this guy want with me? And more impotantly, what was he going to do to me once I had fufflied that purpose?

As we walked I studied John and watched as he walked with long striding steps. I looked at his facial features and watched them change from expressionless to a delightfull deciving grin apper on his face as a young woman-- no older than 16--walked down an alley way staggering from drinking to much.
He turned and looked at me with a glint in his eye,

" Stay here while I, um...go point Percy at the porcerline."
He said.
" O.K."
I said and slumped against the wall. I didn't beleive he was really going in for a pee. Why would he be going down an alley way where that young lady had gone?

I watched him walk down the alleyway as his grin grow larger, he glanced at me to make sure I ws still there.

When he had been in there 30 seconds I followed him in.

I crept along the wall a quietly as I could. I could feel my heart thumping louder and louder as if it were going to jump out of my ears!

As I crept along the edge of the wall I could here a quetion echoing inside my head : What will he do to you if he finds out you followed him?
I didn't know the answer to and I would deal with that if it happened.

I came to the edge of the wall and I could see my strange little friend crouched over something. I couldn't be to sure what it was.

I stood there for a few seconds trying to figure out what to do. I did'nt no what would happen if this John guy found out what I was doing, but it couldn't be any worse than being killed by the purple loony I saw earlier.

I krept as close as I could behind John without him noticing me. He was talking but I don't know whoto.

I moved my head to see what he was doing at a better angle. Then I saw what he was doing. He was preparing to stick his long sharp phangs into the depth of that womans neck!

What should I do? :oops:

ethereal_fauna · Guest Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 2567 Location: USA

Watch in fascination.

Vampireidiot · Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 4:46 am Post subject:

go point Percy at the porcerline....
( quote from my story)
lol. sorry I can't stop,laughing at it. I was going to put skae hands with the unemployed but my mum said P.P.A.T.P was better :twisted:

Just so you know it menas go for a pee.

Oh yeah i think I've spelt fang wrong all the way trough. sorry,its cause im so used to saying phang not fang

ethereal_fauna · Guest Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 2567 Location: USA

Yes, I know what pointing someones towards the porcelain means. Alternatively, it can also mean taking a sick friend to the toilet to vomit, especially if they're sick because they've consumed too much beer.

Araex · Guest

oh, porcelain! i was just wondering what a porcer line was - a line of pork? who knows? and i think he should go NNNOOOOOO!!!!!!! just for fun, then twiddle his thumbs

D-Lotus · Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 8:45 pm Post subject:

I think he should share lunch with the vampire

jnmrcs · Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 3:52 pm Post subject:

Like ethereal_fauna says, watch in fascination...
You don't want to take lungh without be invited, you know you could get killed or something like that for takin other's lunch...
who knows :lol:

Shanty :P · Guest

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

Wot would [i] I [i] do in this situation?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... :) :D :lol: :wink:

BUM RAPE!!!!!!

Phang · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:57 pm Post subject:

Shanty you idiot. I spilled lemonade on the mouse and almost broke it thanks to you.

Vampireidiot · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:16 pm Post subject:

SHANTY!!!!!!!

* COUGH SPLUTTER COUGH COUGH!!!*

What did you do that for!?!
Are you trying to give me a heart atack!?!

All i saw when i came on was BUM RAPE!!!
I spat my chocolate everywhere * tut tut* Spilling chocolate is bad!!!!

But i don't think he will be bumming the vampire. Thanks for your comment anyway :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Vampireidiot · Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 9:33 pm Post subject:

Right the choices are so far:

a) leave now and twiddle thimbs- Araex

b) Share lunch with the vampire- D lotus
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c) Bum rape - Shanty ( i dout if i will be doing this one :))

d) Go and comfront the vampire- me

Guest · Guest

My vote... A