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Shanty :P · Guest

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

Wot would [i] I [i] do in this situation?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... :) :D :lol: :wink:

BUM RAPE!!!!!!

Phang · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:57 pm Post subject:

Shanty you idiot. I spilled lemonade on the mouse and almost broke it thanks to you.

Vampireidiot · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:16 pm Post subject:

SHANTY!!!!!!!

* COUGH SPLUTTER COUGH COUGH!!!*

What did you do that for!?!
Are you trying to give me a heart atack!?!

All i saw when i came on was BUM RAPE!!!
I spat my chocolate everywhere * tut tut* Spilling chocolate is bad!!!!

But i don't think he will be bumming the vampire. Thanks for your comment anyway :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Vampireidiot · Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 9:33 pm Post subject:

Right the choices are so far:

a) leave now and twiddle thimbs- Araex

b) Share lunch with the vampire- D lotus
]
c) Bum rape - Shanty ( i dout if i will be doing this one :))

d) Go and comfront the vampire- me

Guest · Guest

My vote... A

Phang · Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 9:38 pm Post subject:

Vampireidiot wrote: Right the choices are so far:

a) leave now and twiddle thimbs- Araex

b) Share lunch with the vampire- D lotus
]
c) Bum rape - Shanty ( i dout if i will be doing this one :))

d) Go and comfront the vampire- me

And e) Kick him for the sake of it!

jnmrcs · Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 9:40 pm Post subject:

Guest?? that was me...

Vampireidiot · Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 10:37 am Post subject:

Thank you for posting! :lol:

Vampireidiot · Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 10:38 am Post subject:

Phang wrote: Vampireidiot wrote: Right the choices are so far:

a) leave now and twiddle thimbs- Araex

b) Share lunch with the vampire- D lotus
]
c) Bum rape - Shanty ( i dout if i will be doing this one :))

d) Go and comfront the vampire- me

And e) Kick him for the sake of it!

Lol phang. That would be funny. I can picture it now! It's hilarious!!!

Araex · Guest

PM the Mod (i think is Smee) to get him to put a poll up

Vampireidiot · Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 9:11 am Post subject:

I don't want to annoy himcause ive only just asked him to take one down. I'll PM later.
And does anyone know why smee has changed my name to Vampire..idiot?

duffman666 · Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 8:57 am Post subject:

or F) pick up broken botle and stab the vampire in the back

Vampireidiot · Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 9:28 am Post subject:

duffman666 wrote: or F) pick up broken botle and stab the vampire in the back

Nice idea duffman.

So the choices are :

a) leave now and twidle thumbs

b)Share lunch with the vampire

c) Bum rape

d) Go and comfront the vampire

e) Kick him for the sake of it

f) pick up broken botle and stab the vampire in the back

I'm taking no more ideas. Can everyone please vote now! :) :twisted:

jnmrcs · Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 3:29 am Post subject:

I vote F

Phang · Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:31 am Post subject:

I vote E.

Vampireidiot · Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 6:55 am Post subject:

Smee did you put up the poll?

evilhomer28 · Guest

brill story and hope it can continue

Shanty · Guest

I put kick him!!!!!

Only cuz my choice wasnt on there tho.

:evil: :cry:

Damn u smee!!!!!

kenshin himura · Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 10:18 am Post subject:

kickity kick kick!!!!!

Vampireidiot · Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 5:39 am Post subject:

[color=red]Ok no more voting please

Voting has finnished and the answer is:

E
So we are going to kick him for he sake of it.
This should be funny!! [/color]:twisted:

Vampireidiot · Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:26 am Post subject:

I stood there staring. Not blinking. Woundering what to do.
I had been going over the possibilitys in my mind. They weren't helping much. I had some crazy ideas ( bum rape) that i won't be doing cause that will get me in deep trouble and he would probably kill me and i would puke. I also had some quite good ideas to.
I saw a broken botttle on the floor and thought about using that. I would kill the guty but it would be a murder seen with my finger prints all over the place. So i decided not to do that.

I stood there watching as the vampire bared his fangs and put his hand on her neck. It was now or never.
I ran screraming,
" NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!"
And kicked the vampires arse.
The vampire fell to the floor stunned.
The women calapsed.
I ran and caught her before she fell to the floor.
Her eyes flicked open.
" W..What happened?"
She asked dazed.
Crap! Whatr am i going to tell her?
I stood there for a moment thinking.
"um... You came out the pubwith me and colapsed."
" Oh."
She said.
I could feel a stirring in my pants.
" Nooo. not now!"
I grumble.
I look down and i see that my friend had risen. The toung lady looked down where i was looking and giggled, she suddenly stoppped.
" What were you gonna do to me if i were still un-concious?!"
I stood there shocked at the question. I couldn't speek.
She got yp and slapped me round the face.
" You dirty perv!!"
She shouted and ran to the nearest pub.

The nxt chap will be out soon :)

jnmrcs · Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:34 am Post subject:

Nice... 8)

Vampireidiot · Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:56 am Post subject:

Me and John were now waling down the back of the highstreet . I was shaking as it was a winters night and i had no jacket! I cursed myself for being such an idiot!

We had been walking in silence (as John was not happy with me) When John said,
" You fool."
I looked at him walking infront of me.
" You what!?!"
I said staring at him.
" I said " You fool!"
" I am no fool!"
i said starting to get angry.
He laughed in responce.
" What is so funny!?!"
i snapped.
" I saved a womens life!!!!"
He stopped dead in his tracks and looked at me with a smile on his face.
" Think whatever you like!"
he sniggered.
" What is that supposed to mean?"
" You are an idiot who thinks the world is always about you!!!"
he snapped.
" What?"
i said as i ran and tried to punch him in the face. He moved so quickly it was a blurr and before i knew what was happening i was on the floor and he had hold of my wrist turning it. I felt it starting to strain with pain.

I grunted.
" Stop it!"
i yelped.
" why? You think i am, a killer so why don't i kill you?"
he asked. I stared him in the eye,
" You ARE a killer!!"
i shouted in his face. He twisted harder.
" I am not. I was not going to kill that yong girl. I would merley take a little of her blood and she would live! But you the fool stopped me and she got away! She now knows of our existence!! You ARE a fool!!!"
he said through gritted teeth brining his face close to mine. I looked away.
" Sorry..."
i muttered. He moved off me a little.
" If you do that again I will kill you!"
he said looking me in the eye. He got off me and helped me off. We walked a little further.
And i saw a small cave in the wall.
" Here we are!"
he said and vanished into the cave....

jnmrcs · Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:16 am Post subject:

oops, little mistake... :D
I like it... 8)

Vampireidiot · Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:34 am Post subject:

Thanks jnmrcs.
I think i got rid of the mistake now :)

Vampireidiot · Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:04 am Post subject:

because i havnt got a decision point illwrite this bit now :) :

I walked uncertain into the cave and saw John sitting down. I went and sat next to him.
" Why here?"
i asked.
" Why not a hotel?"
" Because we need to keep a low profile. And this is the best place as no-one comes around here. Apart from hobo's and drunks but they won't bother us."
He smiled and looked back up at me with a stern look.
" I have to ask you something that will change your life for ever if you say yes."
I looked at him for a moment looking into his dark eyes, they gave nothing away.

" W-what is it?"
i asked uncertain.
He sat there a moment biting his nails. I had noticed he did that often when he was thinking.
" Well, there are some whgat we call " Vampaneze" heading to this area-"
" what?"
i asked.
" They are our cousins. But they have a rather perculiar first for human blood. They drink quite abit of human blood and they kill when they drink-"
" Monsters!!"
i gasped. Heignoredmy comment and carried on.
" These animals were kicked out of the vampire clan and made up ther own "vampaneze" clans. As i said they are on there way to this town and will kill alot more."
He paused for amoment and i went to the edge of the cave and looked out onto the night looking for these monsters. I saw none but was enjoying the fresh air so i stayed there.
" As they are at war...with us vampires. we have been for several years but it has now become alot worse. They have threatened to kill all the human race and us vampires are trying to stop this monstrosity. They won't be here for a feqw days yet so we will be allright for now. We just need to get some sutable weapons to fend off these creatures. As you will be helping no doubt about it as you can not go back and lead a normal life after i had told you all of this."

I looked at him from the enrtance.
" So do you want me to help you get weapons?"
i asked.
" No..."
"Well what then?"
" This is a hard decision but do you want to become a vampirelike me?"
I starred at him mouth wide.
"As it would help me because you would have full vampire powers and you would have a greater chance of living when you fight agqainst them."
he said looking at me.
" WHAT?!?"
i said.
" But if you would rather stay human you can becuase that means you can use guns and mechanical things against the vampaneze as vampires cant becuase they think it is dishounerable."

I just stood tere. What do i do?
" so? Whats it to be?"
he asked.

so whats it to be guys?

Vampire or
is he to stay human?
its up to u :)

jnmrcs · Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:20 am Post subject:

I vote for human (but only this time)...

Chaos-Made · Guest

why the heck would you want to be human, as a vampire you supernatural speed, agility, streghnth, smell, sight, and hearing. i vote vampire, the main character needs to loose his friggin' consience thats telling him to be a good little boy. he needs to become a :twisted: vampire......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*COUGH*

evilhomer28 · Guest

vampire's are over all better so i say vampire

Phang · Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:16 pm Post subject:

I say Vampire too. Vampires rock your socks like Agony Aunt Sue!

Chaos-Made · Guest

whos auntie sue? :? oh yea and when he becomes vampire make him take over the vamp world and then shoot :gun: all the :censored: humans.hahahahaha

Vampireidiot · Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:31 am Post subject:

Well thank you sll for voting. well it looks like hes gonna be a vampire. :D

Vampire:3
Human:1

I'll start the chapter as soon as ican :)

Vampireidiot · Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:01 am Post subject:

I stood there a moment thinking it all over in my head. well, i probably would never be ging home. But how am i going to learn everything i need to know about being a vampire?

"Don't worry. I will teach you all you need to know."
He said smiling. how the hell did he know what i was thinking?

" So?"
he asked.
i took a step forward, hesitated a moment then nodded.
" what?"
he asked.

" Okay. Fine i'll become a vampire."
" good good."
He said. He walked over to me with a knife. I moved back.
" this will only sting a little bit. Think of it as we are becoming blood brothers if that helps."
He said keeping his face stern. He made a slash in the palm of my hand. I yelped in pain and moved away from him staring as the red water flooded out of my skin. He yanked me back over towards him.
" Don't move!"
he ordered as he sliced his hand open.He grabbed my hand and squeezed it onto his. So his and my cut were firmly together. I could feel his blood entering my hand and going through my blood stream. His blood felt cooler than mine. Strange. I could feel his blood rushing through my body getting faster and faster.

I began to feel queezy. Suddenly he pushed me back. I wavered on my feet and fell into a stone chair. John spat on his hand. He grimiced as his cut healed. He ran over to me and spat onto my hand. I cried out in pain as the cut began to heal itself leaving a nice smooth scar.

"You are now a vampire Daniel."

" My names Dan."

" I prefer Daniel."

" Fine!"
i muttered.
" So now what?"
i asked.

" Well, you need to be taught a few basics. But there isn't much you need to know yet. I will teach you as we go."

" Alright."
I said.

" tomaorrow i will teach you how to drink from a human."

I gulped.
"alright"
i didnt want to but i suppose i had no choice.

John walked off and went behind a large rock. that would be where he was sleeping.

I went out next to the cave entrance. I saw some movement about a mile away. My eye sight had changed everything was so much clearer to see. I looked at where the movement had come from. I could just make out the utline of two people.

I moved a little bit further out the cave so i caould get a better veiw. they were dressed in camoflage gear and......and oh god!!! they have purple skin!!!!!!!

What do i do? the vampaneze have found our hide-out!

its up to you :)

Phang · Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:07 am Post subject:

Cool. :D
Wake John and go off to foight!

Chaos-Made · Guest

yep. let me guess your getting nost of your information from the darren shan book Cirqu' de Freak.

anyways tight story. dans gona go shoot :gun: im' up.

jnmrcs · Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:42 am Post subject:

Go for it. Fight !

Vampireidiot · Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:44 pm Post subject:

Chaos-Made wrote: yep. let me guess your getting nost of your information from the darren shan book Cirqu' de Freak.

anyways tight story. dans gona go shoot :gun: im' up.

nope. i've got a few vampire horror books and when i need a bit of info on vampires i'll just look in them . :D

Chaos-Made · Guest

oh cool, have you read darren shan books?

I read the first,seconed, and the newest one.

Vampidiot are they aloud to use guns or do they use swords and knives.[/quote]

Vampireidiot · Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:26 am Post subject:

Chaos-Made wrote: oh cool, have you read darren shan books?

I read the first,seconed, and the newest one.

Vampidiot are they aloud to use guns or do they use swords and knives. [/quote]

I've read all of them incluf=ding the new one. They r phat arnt they!!!??!!

They have to use knives and swords. Using guns are dishonerable to ...i think :)

Chaos-Made · Guest

actually, i think that rule is pretty stupid considering that guns are faster and more dangerous, can he become a rouge that uses guns, like say the clan dies.