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#41: Author: Vishal Muralidharan, Location: City Of IF!

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:15 pm
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That'd mean everything on the ilst would taste like a banana.. including banana.

What if John McCain had won the election?

#42: I think..... Author: PopeAlessandrosXVIII, Location: Surrounded by many beautiful naked men

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 3:21 am
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I still wouldn't have my big screen TV, so whay should I care?

What if the letter 'e' suddenly vanished from every pisce of writing, both on paper and computer, everywhere in the world, all at once?

#43: Author: Vishal Muralidharan, Location: City Of IF!

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 5:56 am
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vryon would hav a hard tim undrstanding what popl ar trying to say. (Like that? See?)

What if Key decided to shut If down?!

#44: Author: The White Blacksmith,

Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 3:32 am
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Terror. Terror and rioting.

What if everyone had super-powers, but really rubbish ones? (like turning into a small crab)

#45: Author: Vikas Muralidharan,

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:56 am
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Then they wouldn't really be "super" powers :O

What if Harry Houdini climbs through your window and tells you he had "escaped death"?!

#46: Author: Thunderbird, Location: Rising from the ashes

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:41 am
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I'd get a notepad, sit him down and ask him to explain EVERYTHING!

What if dog's ears had developed to the point that they acted like wings and could help a dog to fly?

#47: Author: Vishal Muralidharan, Location: City Of IF!

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:46 am
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I wouldn't mind (In fact, I would want to) fatten my dog to an extent that i can sit on it without it having a problem, then I'd fly around the world.

What if a jackfruit had fallen on Newton's head instead of an apple? Razz

#48: Author: The White Blacksmith,

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:53 am
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He wouldn't have known what one was since they don't grow in England. But he'd still come up with the theory of Gravity, since that story's pretty much an urban legend and he did a heck of a lot of work that wasn't sitting under trees waiting to be hit by fruit.

What if dolphins were classified as non-human persons?

#49: Author: Vikas Muralidharan,

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:05 am
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(Thank me for reviving this thread, and the Fortune tellers one)

Lots of people would be scratching their heads trying to figure out whether we could mate with them Razz

What if "Dubstep" was the only genre of music in the world?!

#50: Author: warriorofdoom, Location: Australia

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:05 pm
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I would never listen to music.

What if all humans were gay?

#51: I Think....... Author: PopeAlessandrosXVIII, Location: Surrounded by many beautiful naked men

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:32 am
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Then there would never be war and killing seeing as we'd all be too gay(happy) to do so!

What if everone on earth suddenly grew full functioning gills, but could still breath air?

#52: Author: Thunderbird, Location: Rising from the ashes

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:55 am
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They'd have a much easier time figuring out how to procreate with the dolphins.

What if everyone could teleport wherever they pleased whenever they pleased?

#53: Author: Tavanesh, Location: The paranormal universes that comprise my mind

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:59 pm
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Well, first of all trips to the bathroom would be incredibly easier as long as you remembered to zip up your pants before teleporting back...and the population of first world countries would sky rocket with immigrants from third world countries. Money would have to be virtualized to prevent teleportation theft!

What if half the human population suddenly turned into fruit flies?

#54: Author: Lilith, Location: Happily curled up in a Daemon's lap

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:58 pm
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Well first off, I think that the overpopulation issue as well as the lack of jobs EVERYWHERE would be solved... uh... hmm.... Hey, maybe I should research how to turn people into fruit flies... *wanders off to research with .. SCIENCE!*

*sticks hed back in for a moment* Oh! And WHAT IF.....

Whatever story you wrote on IF .... started happening before you in RL!?

#55: Author: Vikas Muralidharan,

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:48 am
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Then Ahmed would stare at me and start mouthing off because Im hindu. (Read HATE in Lover's Court to get that)

What if Zogby the Fortune teller started consulting for free?!

#56: Author: Lilith, Location: Happily curled up in a Daemon's lap

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:57 am
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Then I suspect the IF Treasury would get lower than normal, but very, very, very, agonizingly slowly. Razz

What if...

The trees everywhere suddenly could move AND talk?!

#57: I think...... Author: PopeAlessandrosXVIII, Location: Surrounded by many beautiful naked men

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:00 am
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I would get free rides to work everyday from the nice maple in the back yard!

What if you suddenly realized you're living your life backwards?

#58: Author: Lilith, Location: Happily curled up in a Daemon's lap

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:37 am
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I'd wonder what in the hell I'd need to do to make it go forwards o.O....O.o ... .what an odd thought...

What IF....

Human beings wised up and stopped watching reality television shows?

#59: Author: Vikas Muralidharan,

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:02 am
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Some people would start getting real jobs.

What if Chuck Norris becomes the host of a revived "Who wants to be a Millionaire?" ?!

#60: Author: Guest,

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:22 am
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Who wants to be a milionaire is already revived.... But chuck norris would round house kick everyone if they say they have more money because even if your a milionaire Chuck would still have more money than you.... LOL

What if men got pregnant? and women had to hear them nag about their sore backs?

#61: Author: Lilith, Location: Happily curled up in a Daemon's lap

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:16 pm
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Human beings would never procreate. A woman's patience only extends to the children they've carried.

What IF......

No one ever got sick.... but they died at 53?

#62: Author: Vishal Muralidharan, Location: City Of IF!

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:01 pm
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People would be more productive, since there is no sickness, and we don't do much after 53 anyway Razz

What if...

Chickens started breathing fire?!

#63: Author: Lilith, Location: Happily curled up in a Daemon's lap

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:51 am
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Everyone would have fire-roasted chicken for dinner so there would be no world hunger.. and if it's not deep-fried, chicken is quite healthy. So maybe less obesity. That's a thought hmm...

What IF...

Barack Obama actually took his foot out of his mouth for once?

#64: Author: Vikas Muralidharan,

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:19 am
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He'd stick his other foot in. Shocked

What if the chicken never crossed the road?!

Oh, and BTW...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both Lawyers...

Want real laughs?! The Humor Guild awaits you Smile

#65: Author: Lilith, Location: Happily curled up in a Daemon's lap

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:01 am
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*sniffs* Then I would have no grilled chicken when Daddy dearest makes burgers. How upsetting.

What IF....

No one posted a comment or chapter on IF for three days?

((And lol at the humor guild advert. Very slick there.))

(((You get cool points for figuring this one out.)))

#66: Author: kc9cra, Location: evansville, Indiana

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:36 am
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We wouldn't get any new members for a while because they would research the site and think it's down or something, so they'd move on. Plus I'd get bored.

What if you found yourself able to leave your body at will for short periods of time and invisiby travel the world

#67: Author: Thunderbird, Location: Rising from the ashes

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:08 am
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That would certainly give me more time to read and catch up here! (And would make spying rather easy...)

What if we all read and replied 2-4 times as much as we write and post?

#68: Author: Vikas Muralidharan,

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:49 pm
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Fable Overload! :O

What if NaNoWriMo got cancelled forever?!

#69: Author: kkdestiny, Location: The Library of Interfable History

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 9:35 am
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Then I'd have returned my attentions to IF sooner. (been worked up about nano since Feb)

What if... teapots started growing legs and running around?

#70: Author: kc9cra, Location: evansville, Indiana

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:13 pm
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It would be the teapot revolution. teaparty would have a totally differnt meaning, oh and we would all get a big laugh watching prim and propper old brittish ladies chasing their teapot out the door cussing it out like a rap star.

What if I could read your thoughts?

#71: Author: Lost Omega, Location: West Haven, CT

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:09 pm
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You would probably become a very frightened individual... And you would know everything about my SG before I'd even post it so I'd have to kill you so you don't take my ideas! Shocked

What if monkeys could no longer climb trees?

#72: Author: kkdestiny, Location: The Library of Interfable History

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:16 pm
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They would eventually lose their tails and become subspecies of chimps, and we wouldn't have to worry about chimps going extinct for a little longer XP

What if you became obsessed with cheese?

#73: Author: Vikas Muralidharan,

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:37 pm
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Nothing much would change... o.O

What if John Cena is a actually a woman?

#74: Author: kc9cra, Location: evansville, Indiana

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:42 am
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My wife would be so disappointed.

What if your reality was really just an sg online, and what you thought was an sg online was actually rl.

#75: Author: Vikas Muralidharan,

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:29 am
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Id be a very confused person :O

What if kc9cra is really nigahiga? Razz

#76: Post Author: PopeAlessandrosXVIII, Location: Surrounded by many beautiful naked men

Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:20 pm
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Well then I still wouldn't know what his/her username means!

What if that last place on earth to find gold was under your fingernails?

#77: Author: Vikas Muralidharan,

Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:41 pm
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Then no one would frown at me when I bite my nails :/

What if holidays lasted forever?

#78: Author: Vishal Muralidharan, Location: City Of IF!

Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:00 pm
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Everyone would be dumb :O Razz

What if IF was really a city, and we all lived really close by?!

#79: Author: kkdestiny, Location: The Library of Interfable History

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:17 am
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I would walk there every day Very Happy

and say up to rent a place or something.

what if...jello became the national dessert?

#80: Author: Murport, Location: Louisiana

Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 3:08 am
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I would move to a nation where they didn't make official national anything.
What if the days of the week got randomly rearranged.

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