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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:14 pm Post subject: The true story of the city of I(nter)F(able)....... |
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D-Lotus, or the big D, or D, was walking along the street when suddenly he sees Mordok and Smee talking, so he stops them from going to the ice cream stand, and invites them to Subway(eat fresh), and then they all hanf out a little bit when they see _______ coming...
Who should be ________?
OK, _______=Ravenwing twins....
So they see the ravenwing twins, who were out looking for people to join their writers group...After the meeting, everybody decides to go shopping for some reason. Afterwards, everybody goes to D's house, and they start talking over a bunch of burritos and a cup of chocalate, and a dozen of donuts...after a while, D says
"Let's go and try to meet King Keavney in the royal palace"
And then _____ says
"__________________"
Ok, It's up to you guys again... _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:27 am Post subject: |
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Keavney. Gotta get Keavney in there somewhere. Unless he's like the grand Poo Bah of IF
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:34 am Post subject: |
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Yeah Keavney. He is like the head here. Over a meal of subs and sodas, they start discussing something. I don't know what.
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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Lol D - most entertaining.
__________ has got to be our friends: "The Ravenwing Twins" - (although only the one of them seems to be posting recently) _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Smee. Be quiet. My twin happens to be sick with a sinus infection. Coming from Ravenwing 1. _________________ Stories
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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Hahahaha I know this is fiction. Theres no WAY your talking me out of going to the ice cream stand.
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 12:35 am Post subject: |
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while the ravenwing twins smee mordok and the big D were discusing how they were going to get to King Keavneys palace, in his basement (weather we should all go on one car or take two) there was a terrible crash and a shout from somewhere amoungst the stacked piles of boxes and porno magazines.
everyone jumped in surprise and the big D went to investigate, pulling the boxes away to reveal a tatty, dirty and the worst of all, smelly man. He had a toolbest strappoed around him and a large pipe in his hand
"hey D i fixed your plumbing problem", he said
"Uhh Saxon, i sent you down there six months ago" D replied, wonddering how Saxon had managed to survive so long, "and since then i've had a proffesional come in and look at it, he fixed it in 10 minutes"
"i wonder what this pipe does then", Saxon pondered aloud.
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:07 am Post subject: |
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suddenly battle_man_killer shouts from out side
"hey who stole the exuast pipe off my car?"
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:16 pm Post subject: |
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Saxon jumps at the sound of battlemankillers cry and quickly hides the exhaust pipe amoung the rubble and smiles like an idiot
p.s. sorry guys for just jumping in like that
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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Mordok uses the exhaust pipe as a straw, to faster consume his now melting ice cream.
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:21 am Post subject: |
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"uhh Mordok, you do realise that there is tons of poisness and dangeroueschemicals in an exhaust used to deal with the co2 particles", Saxon warns "can i use it after you?"
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:56 am Post subject: |
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lol rlz jumps in and runs away with the exhaust pipe then hits some old lady off the head by accident and gets hit by the guys who said "hey who took my exhaust pipe"
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"aaawww... now its bent... darn it!"
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dw heres the one i took from Reiso's car *hands him exhaust pipe from a road train semi trailer*
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Reiso get's angry by the damages to his cAr and comes to kick some people's ass, but The Big D clarifies everything, and everybody wants to join the quest for Keavney. As they go down the street, MOrdok and this bum get run over by a car...sorry. Soon, on the quest, they decide to go to a place where Keavney's royal advisor (Random) has been seen often. It is their first clue. Pretty soon, you arrive at a really dirty nightclub.
lol- saxon, I like the 6 month thing... _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:06 am Post subject: |
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saxon215 wrote: | dw heres the one i took from Reiso's car *hands him exhaust pipe from a road train semi trailer* |
Guess again.
(The correct answer is '66 Mustang. Nobody tell Saxon). _________________
Sector 17 -- Rebuilding... ... ...
In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter--bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter
And because it is my heart." -- Stephen Crane
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:19 am Post subject: |
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saxon bends down and help Mordocks buttocks off the road
"don't worry Mordok theres no holes but the top of the valve where you inflate it has come off"
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Of course the Ravenwing twins, are standing on the sidewalk, fingers pointed, and laughing at the scene that is happening. _________________ Stories
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:42 pm Post subject: |
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Everybody arrives at the nightclub, and they see Spud there!!! _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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Some vampires arrive to fight the boozookians that survived the pie fight.
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Saxon puts on an eye patch and him and his co pirtae steelsey legbeard the pirate and her pet pirate sockbeard the pirate the cat charge to attack the bozookans and vampires
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saxon gets knocked over, but he turns into a giant monster liek in his story, and destroys everything....even Spud and his whole night club..... So they leave to go to ChinaTown, the place where the next clue is... _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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As usual Random is clueless as to what is going on, so he goes home and goes to bed.
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D forgot to bring saxons leash so Saxon walks around Keavneys city smashing stuff at random
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bmk seeing sax destroying things
must live up to his name...
so he buys sax an icecream cone then continues the search for yellow pickels to give to the king
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After destroying many places, and always running from the police- an ambassador from Keavney wants to talk to us. He'll grant us a talk with keavney if we stop destroying things, were destroying the country! _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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Saxon licks his icecream as he listens to the ambasadors plea's "put me down please, i need to discuss king Keavneys treaty with you", he cries.
Saxon grunts and looks at Rave for confirmation.
"Alright Sax, put him down", she says nodding
"No, not on his head Saxon", Wing Corrects as saxon returns the embasador to a more not on his head position
it was cramped in D's basement, everyones favorite meeting place, and Saxon wasent much liking it now seeing as he was so badly cramped for space.
"Roooompf erguh, grrrrr rowwlf", Saxon said.
"Yes do whatever you need to to get comfortable", smee said, the only one in the group able to speak beast.
everyone in the basement barely heard the crash of a jug of lemonade and D's cry of "holly fucking crap" as the whole of Saxons upper body apeared in the living room.
"Rooompfry", Saxon said
"Thats quite alright i did say do whatever you had to to make yourself comfortable, even if it does meen renovating D's living room", smnee replied so Saxons appology
"Romf roary ugg grath nrrrrrrrgick goram ugfth?", Saxon asked.
"As soon as we figure out how to get you back to your normal size we will Saxon, in the mean time be patient", smee instructed
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OCC:LOL, good job, saxon.
Rave patted the beast Saxon. "Good boy," she said soothingly. Wing, not far, offered the beast, a treat. "Here, take this."
Rave finished petting the beast, observed,"I am sure Saxon would have better taste in decorating that D. His idea of decorating a room is hideous," and she tentatively held what looked to be a green rat, that had had its eyes gored out, and its tongue painted bright pink. _________________ Stories
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grath romf nrrrrrrrgick ugfth roary goram
No, that wasn't me talking to Sax in Beast. That was me trying to speak whilst my head was squashed against a wall. You see, Sax's arrival, and redecoration of D's basement, led to him perched rather cramped in one corner. That corner was where I was sat.
So now I can move my left arm, my right big toe, and...well you heard my attempt at speech.
Thankfully Wing recognised the international distress signal I performed with my big toe, and tempted Sax off of me with his favourite snack.
Standing up, my bones cracking as I straightened out deadened limbs, I surveyed the room, checking to see who else was here. Sax was clearly here, as was Rave and Wing. D was clearing up the lemonade, his language degrading with every sloppy, sticky CD he removed from the small pile lying submerged in a fizzy puddle on the floor.
The corners were still in darkness, and there seemed to be movement and mutterings eminating from the gloom.
"Who's in the corner then, who else has joined the party?" _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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before anyone could stop him bmk dressed in spandex jumps out
" i the leader of the PAGAB hereby put all of you under arrest for the
action of urniating in public/ droping lemonade in doors. anything you
say/hold in your hands cant and never will be used against you in
a court of law/lies" and with that bmk moved to handcuff smee
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The big D ( he ain't called tha fur nuthin) picked up one of his decorations (A statuette of a gorilla masturbating) And smashed bmk in the back of the head. Too bad for him, but we can't risk an arrest now. Bring him along with us. It's time to meet keavney... Saxon, stop looking in my kitchen! _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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saxon backs slowly out of the kitchen with the kitchen table in his mouth then decides bmk would probably taste better and eats him instead, sadly finding that the tablle tasted better
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Saxon starts choking on bmk's spandex. Mordok hits him in the back of the head with the exhaust pipe he's still carrying araound, and the spandex is dislodged, hitting D in the back of the head.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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im guising that was your mordok
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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D faints and they take him to the hospital. A week later, saxon having been returned to normal size by a neurosicopaologist, they find themeselves in the spacious dwelling of Mordok's house. It's spacious because it's only the open field...Mordok doesn't really have a house. This time they really ponder on what to do. _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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Saxon runs around crazy and making funny noises because he still thinks he's in Beast Mode
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D gets irritated and knocks him out with the little statuette mentioned before which he always keeps with him ( please do not ask why!) _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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altho i'm really tempted to sask i think it does better for my sanity if i dont
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Who wants to accept the ambassadors proposition? Let's call a vote. _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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good idea D
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