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#1: Would you rather? Author: Lilith, Location: Happily curled up in a Daemon's lap

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:48 am
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I think we had a thread like this some time ago but it must've died down. I found it much fun so I'm starting it again! Woot!

Here's how it goes:

Someone posts a question beginning with the statement 'Would you rather' and the next poster picks one choice out of the ones given.. and it is much more fun if you say why guys, but you don't have to. Just makes it funny. Then the answering person also MUST post another 'Would you rather' question. If you don't have a new statement, then don't post.

Here's the first one.

Would you rather.....

slide naked down a fireman's pole covered with tacks into a pool of scotch

OR

cheese-grate the skin off your left forearm?

#2: Author: Gallant, Location: There... No, There!

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:47 am
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I'll put up with thousands of tacks and public nudity if i get to jump into a pool of scotch any day.

Would you rather...

Spend one awesome day with the nearest person to you.

Or

Spend one hundred content days with the furthest person away from you.

#3: Author: shy_blu_eyes, Location: Away

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:56 am
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Memories last a lifetime. I'd have to say one awesome day.

Would you rather...

be condemned to lifelong imprisonment in a blank and empty room?

OR

be condemned to immediate execution?

#4: Author: DeadManWalking,

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:07 am
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There are a bunch of variables unaddressed here, such as how long I'll actually live, and how painful the exectution is, but I'd have to pick immediate execution. I hate boredom.

Would you rather:

be reborn as a caterpillar

or...

spend the afterlife eternally in a fluffy white space with nothing to do except play harps and tic-tac-toe (also known as heaven).

#5: Author: D-Lotus, Location: Hollywood, USA

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:39 am
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caterpillar, duh. Who would miss out on munching those crazy good leaves?

Would you rather have sex with Michael Jackson

or with a bear?

#6: Author: scissorkitty, Location: Escaping the Hair Lair

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:43 am
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Bear. If Mikey's accessories are in a shape similar to that of his face, I'd be soon headed to the ER anyway for some emergency aid. At least the bear looks like he (or she?) could probably function sans turkey baster.

Would you rather...

run out of gas on a backwoods road, with no one in sight for miles, nightfall quickly approaching and rumours of a serial killer (who ISN'T YOU, by the way) on the loose...

OR

be stuck on foot in the middle of an upscale mall during a casting call for the Hills, and a combo clearance/try on sale of XXXXL sizes at Frederick's of Hollywood?

#7: Author: NeverNeverGirl, Location: dreaming away of tomorrows to come

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:32 am
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shopping
i have seen wway to many horror movies...

Eat your puppy

or

Eat a small orphan child's puppy

#8: Author: Chinaren, Location: https://www.NeilHartleyBooks.com

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:46 am
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Eat the puppy whilst the orphan watched, then the orphan.

...
Be forced to kill your dearest love

or live yourself?

(I'm in a dark mood tonight)

#9: Author: NeverNeverGirl, Location: dreaming away of tomorrows to come

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:33 am
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kill your dearest love and die as well or live with your love and just want to die

this sounds to me like a man with lady issues... Razz

Balls up - be a man and kill your love already.

If you meet the Star of your choosing and fell madly in love with each other, then split amicably for some amicable reason..

would you sell your story to a tabloid for $20 k to pay your gambling debts

or

Hold the relationship dear and not break the trust

#10: Author: scissorkitty, Location: Escaping the Hair Lair

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:14 pm
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Well, I'm generally all for not breaking trust... but gambling debts quite often seem to lead to broken legs, usually by some badly nicknamed dude with an authority complex so..

I'd go with the tabloid (although I may have tried begging $$ from the ex first, and possibly give them a heads up).

Would you rather loose your teeth or your hair?

#11: Author: shy_blu_eyes, Location: Away

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:29 am
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Hair. With wigs you can change your hairstyle anytime you want!

Would you rather...

Have minor surgery (tonsils or appendix removed, ect.) with no anastetic?

OR

Have a surgical amptuation (hand, leg, ect.) with anastetic?

#12: Author: D-Lotus, Location: Hollywood, USA

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:22 am
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Minor surgery. Who'd want to lose a limb? That's horrible. I'd rather suffer once than suffer throughout the rest of my life, and all for the sake of comodity.

If you had a single song playing in your head constantly, would you rather it be a Oops I did it Again by Britney Spears or You're Beautiful by James Blunt?

#13: Author: shy_blu_eyes, Location: Away

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:36 am
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You're Beautiful... at least it would promote good self esteem.

Would you rather...

Be forced to swim a mile through ice cold water?

OR

splash boiling water on your hand?

#14: Author: SerriaFox, Location: Texas

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:22 am
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Boiling water hurts but I couldn't swim a mile in normal water much less freezing water.

Would You rather:

Live in shame

or die in honor?

#15: Author: shy_blu_eyes, Location: Away

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:30 am
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*already lives in shame most of the time*

Besides, whatever your take on the afterlife, dead is permanent.

Would you rather...

be overweight? (in an uncomfortable, unhealthy way)

OR

be underfed? (always hungry but not starving)

#16: Author: NeverNeverGirl, Location: dreaming away of tomorrows to come

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:50 pm
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Overweight! No brainer! i am NEVER NEVER NEVER giving up chocolate - i don't care what they say..

Um

a quiet month at a holiday house in italy with your best friends

or

a four day bender with the star of your choice at the tackiest bar in town

#17: Author: Crossfire, Location: Somewhere between here and not-here, now and not-now... in the half-light, the borderlands, between.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 7:10 pm
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A quiet month preparing the utter, most final and complete annihilation of all my most charming foes within a house containing a completely self-contained alternate reality in which I have absolute control along with all manner of delightful people to enjoy it with.

1. Being forced to carry a mouthful of water and sharply spiny fish everywhere you go with no hope of removing them- your mouth is sewn shut, and you live for a very, very long time.

2. Secreting a kind of adhesive mucus in every fluid of your body that slowly increases in volume and seals instantly in contact with water. You still live for an extremely long time, the adhesive doesn't work on any of your enemies and you can't throw it at people.

#18: Author: Syranore, Location: The Inn

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:20 pm
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1, sounds less painful in the long run.

1Infinite knowledge

2limited, but sizable wisdom

#19: Author: Reasoner,

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:51 am
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limited wisdom...didn't you ever hear the saying: Knowledge talks, wisdom listens. With wisdom, you can get as much knowledge as you want.

Would you rather

1.) be forced to kill everyone you ever loved in life in the most painful way possible to them and have to live with your self guilt.

OR

2.) be extremely deformed and never have another man/woman love or even like you again.

#20: Author: Advarr, Location: In lone corner of my mind: Imagination

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:24 pm
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Number dos, or two (2) I wouldn't want the ones I loved to be in pain and I would make myself take it.

Would you rather eat toenail OR fingernails

#21: Author: NeverNeverGirl, Location: dreaming away of tomorrows to come

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:01 pm
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fingernails

would you rather be buried alive

or

burnt alive

#22: Author: DeadManWalking,

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:51 pm
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burnt alive.

Eventually the pain centers die.

Buried alive however... *shudders*

Would you rather

Have Hilary Duff music playing through your head on an infinite loop

or

be forced to take off every fingernail and toenail with a rusty wrench

#23: Author: Phantomfan, Location: Deep within the music of the night

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:10 pm
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I would have to say Hillary Duff music. it really isn't all THAT bad... I mean, you could spend the rest of your life working out all the instrument's parts by listening to it! (it actually is quite fun)

Would you rather;

Jump in a tank of sharks while bleeding
or
Become a Saw victim?

#24: Author: Adalia,

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:58 am
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Sharks. I haven't seen Saw, but my brother told me some of the tortures the serial killer did in it. Shocked

Yikes!

Would you rather...

Watch Teletubbie reruns forever...

or

Watch Yo Gabba Gabba for eternity?

#25: Author: scissorkitty, Location: Escaping the Hair Lair

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:39 am
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Hmm. I don't know what Yo Gabba Gabba is, so I'd have to pick that one. The burning baby-head-sun of TeleTubby land freaks me out.

Would you rather have to pee in front of a huge crowd of people, all of them staring at you..

OR

take a dump in the privacy of some woods, but have nothing to use for TP, not even leaves, and then have to walk thru a public area?

#26: Author: zahark, Location: Playing with weapons, specifically swords

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:44 am
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id take the second one its the lesser of the two evils

1. burn to death in a desart

2. freze to death in the artic

#27: Author: shy_blu_eyes, Location: Away

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:58 am
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If I had to die, I'd take too hot over too cold, it seems like it would be more comfortable.

Would you rather...

Eat an ice cream cone outside in the winter?

OR

Drink hot chocolate outside in the summer?

(seems like we needed some more pleasent choices.)

#28: Author: NeverNeverGirl, Location: dreaming away of tomorrows to come

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:32 pm
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chocolate is always my answer.

would yuo rather a cold shower

or

a cold bath

#29: Author: Adalia,

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:50 am
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Cold shower. I take one every day, so it wouldn't bother me much.

Would you rather...

Eat a cockroach lollipop

or

Eat a handful of worms?

#30: Author: zahark, Location: Playing with weapons, specifically swords

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:49 am
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id take the lolly pop one bug vs many and besides you get a free loly pop to wash out the taste

1. make uot whith your best friend of opposite gender

or

2. kiss the uglyist thing you can think of

#31: Author: D-Lotus, Location: Hollywood, USA

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:27 am
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I don't have a best friend of the opposite sex, but I'd take the ugly thing. At least I wouldn't lose a friend/ be sexually ambivalent with her for the rest of my life. Although, of course, if I liked my friend, she could become my girlfriend. Anyway, I'll stick with the second option-

I'm in a housewife humor. Would you rather iron clothes or do the dishes?

#32: Author: shy_blu_eyes, Location: Away

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:35 am
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Iron.

Would you rather...

Burn out?

OR

Fade away?

#33: Author: scissorkitty, Location: Escaping the Hair Lair

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:37 am
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Fade away, I think. I like the idea of a firey burnout.. but I've seen too many in the town where I grew up. I think I'd like to burn brightly, have my say, and then sort of drift into a happy life out of the limelight somewhere.

Would you rather:
Pierce yourself (ears, nose, etc.. I'm not talking necesarily a prince Albert here!)

or

Get one of those huge blood-removal syringes from someone else?

#34: Author: shy_blu_eyes, Location: Away

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:02 am
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Pierce my own ears, although I used to donate blood.

Would you rather spend a month...

homeless in a city?

OR

stranded in the woods?

#35: Author: scissorkitty, Location: Escaping the Hair Lair

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:07 am
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Stranded in the woods. I think it would be nice to get close to nature, and sort of see what I'm made of.

although, I'd pick late spring or early fall, as opposed to the middle of summer or winter.

Would you rather:

Participate in a Japanese Gameshow... no matter WHAT you may have to do/eat/wear/go/kill

OR

Commentate a golf match, between really boring, crappy, old golfers... AND keep your voice monotone the entire time, but NOT fall asleep, not even once.. not even for a little tiny bit.

#36: Author: zahark, Location: Playing with weapons, specifically swords

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:42 am
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i think id take the game show even though im a realy pickey eater, but golf now thats torcher .....

how would you rather die

1. be tied and quartered whith a fire under you burning your back and havind acid dripp on your front untill you slowly die

2.have your back layed on a bed of spikes whith chinese water torcher and have all your finger nails and tow puled off and then have your limbs bent in the opposite direction of how they are sposed to bend untill they break numerous times and then evntualy die from another bed of spikes slowly pressing down from above untill your stabed to death

#37: Author: Lilith, Location: Happily curled up in a Daemon's lap

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:53 am
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Option number two thanks. I like pain, but I don't like acid very much.

Would you rather...

Have your heart ripped from your chest and watch someone crush it under their foot, while still being able to feel it...

OR

Have your "reproductive area" shredded/slashed to pieces and then burned to cauterize, making everything down there numb?

#38: Author: scissorkitty, Location: Escaping the Hair Lair

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:41 am
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Oh, the heart. Definitely the heart.

Would you rather: eat sh*t and die

OR

eat sh*t and live?

#39: Author: zahark, Location: Playing with weapons, specifically swords

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:41 am
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i'll take the second one evry ones bound to end up eating some some time with or whith-out realizing it.

lose your voice forever and

1. have to write or type every thing but always have a computor on hand and lose your hearing

2.have to learn sign language

#40: Author: scissorkitty, Location: Escaping the Hair Lair

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:37 am
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I think sign language would be okay, 'cause at least I could hear.. then again, if I just couldn't talk, I could get one of those robot-voice things to hold to my voicebox.

"Domo....domo..." hee hee hee.

Would you rather spend a day cleaning out a garage/garden shed OR learn to knit at the old folks home?

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