The Fantasy Forest has been buzzing recently, with Smee, the cities longest serving Mod, announcing his retirement from the Oak Throne.
Whilst no longer on the City Council, Smee wouldn’t give back his executive key, so he may still be seen wandering around the hallowed Halls mumbling to himself on occasion.
Whilst Smee was carried out by the serving goblins, Lilith was welcomed as the new Queen of the Forest. After a little cleaning of the throne, she began her rule by cruelly demanding back taxes from poor citizens who barely have two Fables to rub together.
The Mayor wishes the new Mod a long and prosperous rule, and reminded her of the Mayoral tax breaks.
The rest of the Council welcomed her in traditional fashion, depleting the City’s alcoholic drink stocks quite seriously.
Weaver Stuck in the Hole!
Mr B.U.Tok, the Big ASS* today confirmed his crack forces have detained Masterweaver on a variety of charges. Case number p155-0ff was heard in a private hearing, and the felon is now languishing in the Hole, where he will remain for a week.
Mr. Tok reminded citizens that his Hole is quite large, and able to accommodate a heavy load, even if it means extra strain on the ASS. So keep an eye out behind you!
*Anti-Spam-Squad.
New Head Eaters Speed Up Reviews.
Due to slow turnover the Head Eater’s have changed their review policy, and now have a slick and efficient system in place for reviewing SGames that are put in for promotion.
As part of the upgrade, two new Head Eaters were welcomed. The seemingly ubiquitous CrunchyFrog, and our very own Hunchback, Smudger.
The Mayor later publicly thanked CrunchyFrog for her drive in whipping the rest of the ‘Lazy Bast*rds’ into actually doing some work.
Roundup.
Argo Takes Two!
Argonaut scored his second SGotM win with the radical Endless Wall in HEM, despite a long break between chapters. Argo assured the IQ that a new chapter would be forthcoming very soon.
Top Favorites.
Chianren’s Tired of Death remains at number one, with Lords and Ladies in second place. Close behind is Elevendor which has just released a new, long awaited, chapter.
The relatively newly started Bloodline has shot up the rankings to take the number four spot, whilst CrunchyFrog’s new one, The Magician’s Touch is not far behind.
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