City of IF

Chinaren · Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 6:35 am Post subject: Not A Children's Tale - Teaser.

An upcoming Chinaren attraction!

Chinaren · Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 6:39 am Post subject:

COMING SOON. (Here's a teaser)

Ahem. Attention boys and girls. Perhaps you should drink a glass of hot milk and go to bed rather than read this tale, as it has stuff not... nice, for young children like yourself.

No? Well, don't come running to mewhen you can't sleep, you snotty nosed brats.

Mr. Sparkle.

Mr. Sparkle was the local middle school English teacher at Sunny Farm Estates school. He was a thin man. Tall and thin, with a narrow, long face which a lot of people said had too much chin. His nose was long and thin too, but he had kind brown eyes and a very kind personality. Lots of people liked Mr. Sparkle.

He usually dressed in conservative clothes, browns and blacks, and never, ever wore jeans, like some of the other teachers did. All the children’s’ mommies and daddies liked Mr. Sparkle, because all his classes did very well, and all the children were happy.

Mr. Sparkle liked children a lot. In fact, some people would say he liked children a little bit too much. Especially pretty girls, and their pretty bottoms. He would sometimes keep a particularly pretty one after class for ‘special lessons’ in his study. Maybe one wearing a nice skirt. Or perhaps that young blond student with a lovely smile. When he did this, the girl would come out after twenty minutes or so, red in the face and walking in a strange way. Sometimes she was smiling. Sometimes she wasn’t.

One day Simon saw a girl come out of Mr. Sparkle’s office. He stopped and watched, and, a moment later, Mr. Sparkle also came out. His face looked a little bit red, and his pants were all rumpled. Not at all like his usual smart dress.

Mr. Sparkle stopped suddenly when he saw someone watching, but then he saw it was Simon and relaxed.

“Just giving Susan some extra tutoring,” he said with a broad smile and a wink. “Best not to let on eh? The other children will only be jealous.”

“I want extra lessons too,” Simon said immediately, because he was a naughty boy and didn’t like to be left out, even for lessons.

“Oh, but these lessons are only for girls,” the teacher said, locking his door. “Tell you what though, I have a friend who likes to teach young boys like you. I’m sure he’ll be very happy to meet a lovely young fellow such as yourself, with you tousled blond hair and tight haunches.”

“But I want you to teach me!” Simon stamped his foot. In fact, he didn’t really want a class, but he just didn’t like someone getting something he wasn’t. “Or I’ll tell!”

“Your bottom really isn’t to my taste…” Mr. Sparkle began, but then stopped as Simon opened his mouth to shout.

“Oh very well. I think I can manage a little more.” He unlocked his door and went back inside. “Come in here little boy. Is that a belt you are wearing? You might want to take it off…”

Mr. Sparkle closed the door.

After that day, Simon learned to be careful what you wish for.

Phang · Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 8:55 am Post subject:

Ahahaha! The classic good ol' naughty Chinaren tale! Can't wait to read this, keke...

Smee · Joined: 16 Oct 2004 Posts: 4316 Location: UK

Very naughty!

You've been hanging out in Ol' Darkies story too much. :-o

*covers his innocent eyes*

Mephistopheles · Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 11:22 am Post subject:

i can't decide which was better, finding Bob hanging out at the bottom of the post, or reading that enticing teaser. well writ china, curious to see how this one goes.

Lilith · Joined: 10 Feb 2007 Posts: 1108

*baps the Bob on Smee.. hits Smee too by accident* oops .. sorry Smee...

Naughty ain't the half of it, China... waiting on the rest though.

NeverNeverGirl · Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 4:54 pm Post subject:

WOOT! i just got two Bobs on this thread!

Seems like Bob likes it here....

NeverNeverGirl · Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:20 pm Post subject:

Hey Ren! Are we going to see more of this one!

You job was particularly of a cut i like!
Chapter please?

Chinaren · Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:02 pm Post subject:

I'm a bit busy atm, but this one will be starting as soon as I've done a couple of things. I have a good idea for running it.

sir wax · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:54 am Post subject:

shweeet.

Sincerely,
SirWaxaLot

Chinaren · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:14 pm Post subject:

Things have got a bit mad in RL lately, so still planning this one, but it may be delayed.

Tipico · Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 94

hmmm...... the fuzzy orange monster is righting about naughty teachers....

Phang · Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:13 am Post subject:

Tipico wrote: hmmm...... the fuzzy orange monster is righting about naughty teachers....

You'll come to expect such things.

Tipico · Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 94

oh dear oh dear, that just isn't cricket....

Chinaren · Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:00 am Post subject:

This has been started here