scissorkitty
Joined: 04 Mar 2008
Posts: 789
Location: Escaping the Hair Lair
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| Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:23 am Post subject: the All New IFian MudFlinger.. IFY redcarpet intro! |
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Introducing, the ALL NEW GOSSIP EDITION, the super-fantastic... ultra needy, always craving attention and starved for celebrity fodder...
Good Morning, lovely readers! Thanks for tuning into the IFQ once again, this time picking up a copy of our brand new Gossip Section, the Ifian MudFlinger!!
Special thanks go out to DMW for the wonderful name, GossipGirl.. Er.. I mean.. GEEKgirl for the slogan, and a mention to our assistant mayor, CrunchyFrog, for a close second place finish in the Name Game.
Anyway! I know why you’re here, I know what you crave.. It’s time for the RED CARPET!!
Get ready for....
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Skitty scampers out onto the curb outside the Illustrious Ifian Awards, Banquet, and sometimes Public Bingo Hall.. And awaits the stream of Ifian celebrities whom are surely just moments away. Oh, the colours! Oh the excitement! OH the smell of so many bodies pressed close together, some of which are wearing their own sponsored brands of cologne.. Some of those of which reek like the bowels of a very incontinent apedog. This is too much! This is SO great!! Only once a year- and sometimes not even that, if we all get too busy- does a ceremony with this much pomp and splendor grace the land of IF. WILL YOU be part of it?
(Please MSG Scissorkitty with notes regarding your attendance, outfit, and/or voting preference - if you care to state that outloud. Also please note dates/escorts/ groupies and/or stalkers lurking discretely behind.. The better for me to whip up a nice red-carpet tell all!)
Happy writing, Ifians!
-skitty |
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