City of IF

Guest · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:53 am Post subject: I want to see what you guys get

First, add "I'm a/an" on your post, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions.

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ]Black = with a sexy smile
[ ]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[ ]Brown = who loves to be different
[ ]Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ]Bald = with herpes
[ ]Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1= who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[ ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[ ]6 = who smoked with
[ ]7 = who banged
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who slept with
[ ]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = a lover
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a pickle
[ ]17 = a jew
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = a dildo
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ]Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[ ]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs

.

Here is mine:

I am freaky who is a cutie who loves to be different who banged a jar of honey because I had to

Novelest_Ninjagirl · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:24 am Post subject:

I'm a freaky emo with sexy eyes who slept with a homeless guy beccause I'm gay.

. . . . . .well, I am a freaky emo. And I have pretty eyes.

Guest · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:27 pm Post subject:

Come guys take some fun in it. I am a bit random really and most of my friends know me as being cute, and I like being different... But I defantly did not bang anything because I had to. Have some fun the last two sentences is for the fun of it.

Phang · Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:38 am Post subject:

Je suis...

a freaky hoe with a broken heart that everyone wants to make out with (yes, I took a both option) who ran shirtless with a glass of milk because I've got abs.

...This should be taken while wearing full clothing. I sound like I'm naked.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629

I fell at the first hurdle. There is no option for odd socks.

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:36 pm Post subject:

I'm a freaky scene kid* with a sexy smile** who needed my crush because I have AMAZING boobs (!?).

I'm a guy.

*Note also that I'm not exactly sure what pants I'm wearing.

** I prefer... "Intimidating smile".

Phang · Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:55 am Post subject:

The Meaning Of Fear wrote: Just so you know I'm not wearing socks.

So I picked "other".

There's a 'no socks' option, ain't there? S'what I used.

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629

Ok, so, new day and new socks.

I'm a sexy prep with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend who banged your grandma because I'm a pimp and your* jealous

*shouldn't this be "you're"?

The Meaning Of Fear · Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:47 pm Post subject:

Phang wrote: The Meaning Of Fear wrote: Just so you know I'm not wearing socks.

So I picked "other".

There's a 'no socks' option, ain't there? S'what I used.

Ah, you're right!

Noted and editted. Thanks.

Guest · Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:45 am Post subject:

:D :lol: :lol: Having fun!

Guest · Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:52 am Post subject:

I am a freaky scene kid with a hot boyfriend who ran naked with a condom because HE had to

My IF result... haha

Gallant · Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:00 pm Post subject:

I am a sexy cutie who needed a lover because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous!

I'm happy with that. :P

Novelest_Ninjagirl · Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:23 pm Post subject:

I'm a freaky cutie with sexy eyes who slept with a hobo because the lil people told me to.

those damn lil people! lol.

Klafarius · Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:52 pm Post subject:

I'm a Freaky Athlete with a hot girlfriend who got stabbed by a condom because I love Marijuana.

Okay...

My wife was this:
I'm a Freaky Cutie that everyone wants to make out with who needed a Dildo because that's how I roll

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Novelest_Ninjagirl · Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:56 am Post subject:

I'm a freaky cutie with sexy eyes who killed a lesbian because I have amazing boobs.
My poor brother, this was his result. *ambushed him when he woke up*

And here's me!

I'm a freaky sex addict with a nice ass who slept with a homeless guy because that's how I roll.

. . . .I still pity my brother.

solus.serpen · Joined: 21 Jul 2006 Posts: 608 Location: UK

I am a freaky sex addict with a hot boyfriend who slept with a whore because I'm sexy as hell :)

snow tiger · Joined: 07 Dec 2008 Posts: 56 Location: u wish

i'm a loud prep with a sexy smile who shot a shoe cuz that's how i roll

Black Hawk · Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:16 pm Post subject:

I'm a freaky prep who loves to be different who got stabbed horribly by Barney the Dinosaur because I got dared.
well that is certainly odd I never would have guessed it was barney... I guess he didn't love me

HiddenHeartsCry · Joined: 31 Dec 2008 Posts: 33 Location: It's bloody here

:rofl:
:lol:

I am a freaky sex addict with a sexy smile who ate a jar of honey because I'm sexy as hell
XDD

Well.... with nothing do I disagree. I would MOSTCERTAINLY chug some honey and being sexy well... -pop a collar-

:3

BStheGreat · Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 262

I'm a stupid cage fighter with a broken heart who smoked with a homeless guy because that's how I roll.

scissorkitty · Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:44 pm Post subject:

I am a freaky ho with a hot boyfriend [husband] who got stabbed horribly by an easter egg because I have abs.

((All is untrue, apart from the freaky ho part and the hot husband part. :P ))

LolaTally · Joined: 22 Aug 2009 Posts: 12

Hola
I am a freaky scene kid who loves to be different. I am the one who killed Barney the Dinosaur. Why? Because I'm good in bed. Hellz to he yea.

vgmaster · Joined: 18 Oct 2008 Posts: 68 Location: The City of Angels

I'm a freaky cutie with a nice ass who killed a horse because I'm good in bed.

Haha, I rock.

Black Hawk · Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:28 pm Post subject:

I am a emo brat who loves to be different who just got stabbed horribly by barney the dinosaur because I'm sexy as hell

WOW that is odd on so many levels and barney still hates me for being born in September (month number 9) :lol:

zahark · Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:38 am Post subject:

I'm a freaky gangster who loves to be different and banged santa claus because i had to.

wow i have issues. *attempts to hide from self* ahh it wont leave me alone.........

Crossfire · Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:18 am Post subject:

White, Other, Again?, 11, 11, Black? ^^

Black Hawk · Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:21 am Post subject:

what just happened?

Phang · Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:27 am Post subject:

Crossfire got it wrong to some extent, and has a huge signature that is easier read than the post itself.

crazybookgal · Joined: 08 Oct 2010 Posts: 196

I am a freaky pimp with sexy eyes who banged a jar of honey because that's how I roll
lololololol

Vishal Muralidharan · Joined: 24 Aug 2010 Posts: 867 Location: City Of IF!

Im a freaky sex addict with a sexy smile who slept with Barney The Dinosaur because I'm sexy as hell.

OMG. Im not freaky, I ain't a sex addict, I'ven't slept with anyone (i'm 16 btw). But, I am sexy as hell. "hell" wouldn't be too sexy would it? :lol:

Thunderbird · Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:03 pm Post subject:

lol... I've never seen this thread! Funny as hell!

I should really do this once I've gotten dressed for the day... lol

Guest · Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:49 pm Post subject:

This was my old thread

Vikas Muralidharan · Joined: 29 Aug 2010 Posts: 600

Im a freaky scene kid with a sexy smile who slept with Barney the Dinosaur because I love Marijuana

LOL.

Guest · Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:42 am Post subject:

I'm a hot prep with a hot boyfriend who cuddled with a porn star because I'm as sexy as hell

Thunderbird · Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:15 am Post subject:

Vikas Muralidharan wrote: Im a freaky scene kid with a sexy smile who slept with Barney the Dinosaur because I love Marijuana

LOL.

You know? That kinda makes some sense...

Vikas Muralidharan · Joined: 29 Aug 2010 Posts: 600

Yeah..I know :shock:

Midnight · Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:31 am Post subject:

I'm a hot athlete with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend who shot a jar of honey because I got dared.

WUT?

Tavanesh · Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:36 am Post subject:

I am a freaky hoe who loves to be different who killed a bowl of cereal because I've got abs.

This is surprisingly accurate and has nothing to do with the unfortunate fact that I'm probably mostly naked at some point while I was doing this...

Heh....

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 3:28 pm Post subject:

I am a freaky sex addict with a nice ass who smoked with a lover because I've got abs.

Despite the fact that she wanted me to delete all her stuff after getting banned, I think I'll leave this one here, because it's so damn fun!

Tikanni Corazon · Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:07 pm Post subject:

Due to concerns voiced to me about the potentially offensive nature of this thread, I'm locking it until I have the free time to look into it properly.