Artifacts
Elvis Sword Eye of the Illuminati Happy Face Death Head Elvis Cloak Guinea Pig Red Parrot Staff of Agility Staff of Will Staff of Seduction Black Spider Garden Spider Blue Brightsabre Red Brightsabre Knight's Helm Golden Shield
Items
a really powerful curse word a bottle of whiskey a slice of buttercream cake a 16-ton weight a sheet of battle-song music a bottle of vitamins a airhorn a tree branch a Pruning Shears a personal diary a skeleton key a pogo stick a book of matches a sweet-sounding golden harp a suit of rusting armor a Tie of Binding a yoyo a Crushing Handshake Gloves a orange suit a Book of Sharpness a knife, fork, and spoon set a really powerful curse word a Pruning Shears a bottle of vitamins a rawhide coat a tree branch a Mallet of PollDoom a airhorn a sheet of battle-song music a magic brick a brass knob a Physics for Dummies book a Tie of Binding a rawhide coat a book of matches a Crushing Handshake Gloves a really powerful curse word a Book of Sharpness a sheet of battle-song music a Who’s finger-bone a bottle of whiskey a Mighty Well Done water a yoyo a orange suit
