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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:57 am Post subject: |
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Great chapter, chinaren!
I think they should chase after Phang and try to steal the magic chamber-pot. Clearly it is an item of great power and dignity and may be the key to winning this conflict.
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lordofthenight wrote: | Shogun wrote: | Wow, smee no longer has his main sexual organ.....thats just sad.... |
i'm sorry, his main sexual organ? how many does he have? |
Well, certain other bodily parts can count...
And I've just been given funny looks by my mum and Ripsaw because I was laughing so much I choked! Good one. _________________ Stuff here
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Smee Revered IFian
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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I was close to choking - well done Lord of the Night - most entertaining observation. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, my brother said I was in here. Just in case you missed it, here it is again!:
"Homer was in the lead on his large white war horse ‘Araex’"
For those of you who missed it the second time as well:
"Homer was in the lead on his large white war horse ‘Araex’"
Right. Cool story!
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Smee Revered IFian
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:45 pm Post subject: |
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I didn't know you were brothers - good to see you around Araex, you seem to be fairly absent at the moment. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:08 pm Post subject: |
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BBBAAAAAAAAHHHHHHPPPP!!!! Filling, Now I could do with a drink Great chapter :biggrin:
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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*Hands Luvd a beer* _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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ethereal_fauna Perpetually Distracted
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:10 pm Post subject: |
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_________________ The maker of a sentence launches out into the infinite and builds a road into Chaos and old Night, and is followed by those who hear him with something of wild, creative delight. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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Smee wrote: | *Hands Luvd a beer* |
thanks sweetie
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:22 pm Post subject: |
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lordofthenight wrote: | *finds an innocent virgin to drink instead* |
Who told? _________________ The maker of a sentence launches out into the infinite and builds a road into Chaos and old Night, and is followed by those who hear him with something of wild, creative delight. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:24 pm Post subject: |
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lordofthenight wrote: | *finds an innocent virgin to drink instead* |
I'd prefer a not so innocent virgin myself
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah but I like a kick rather then sweetness if you know what I mean
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luvd wrote: | Yeah but I like a kick rather then sweetness if you know what I mean |
*reminds luvd what site he's on* _________________ The maker of a sentence launches out into the infinite and builds a road into Chaos and old Night, and is followed by those who hear him with something of wild, creative delight. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry for the typos people, I wrote this ep at full speed and I was tired so it all began to blur at the end...
A few points, just to re-assure and explain:
So far* no character has died, including the chamber pot (in fact, if the story went on money paid, this would be called 'The story of the Herioc Chamber Pot' ) I have decided to try and make sure everyone is in at least two chapters before they get bumped off.
For who gets put in, unless you pay me then I will put people in a bit randomly for 'bit parts', starting with the people with least Fables first, on the theory that people with Fables have posted here recently. Araex had about the least Fables, so he got the horse.
The bidding hadn't quite finished on the toady, and it didn't seem a good place to put that character in yet. I will try and put characters (who have paid) in as soon as possible, but I won't artificially twist the story to get them in early. Be patient!
Of course, as Hyperion has found out, I have a deviant imagination, so be prepared for whatever when you are put in!!
Gotta dash, no time today!
*But they will _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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Shady Stoat wrote: | Ohgod!
I'm an oversized glove puppet!
*clasps head in paws*
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It ok little rabbit! Now you big and strong and part meteor-mage!
Hey Chinaren, they should get super-shape-changing powers to help defeat the evil mage! That way Hyperion gets more power, to compensate for being defeated by the chamber-pot, and Stoat is finally big enough to hunt bigger things... behold the Shaderion Hyper-Stoat!
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As for the plan:
If the Shaderion Hyper-Stoat is able, it can send a magical message to warn the fort. Then they can all lick their wounds and try to get some more backup before chasing down the Dark Lady. _________________ Duke Reg
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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Im glad I nominated you....somewhat
Something tells me the poopie wheely thing is going to be the hero of the story.The wheely thing is a bit like R2D2 who poops.
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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Evil Homer got the wrong role. The real hero are Muaddib and the chamberpot. _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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if you have to change my name, I'm Shadeion, Lord of Shadows, ruler of all vermin and evil creatures. And I'm teleporting to Phang's side, as a much hated equal/superior. That way, if anyone dies, it will be PHANG.
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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I hope to be potty-trained in the next chapter.
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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Solemn moment? Here? NEVER. ^o)
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:16 pm Post subject: Re: Done it! Chapter 3! |
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chinaren wrote: | It had been decided they would loop around to avoid the besieging hordes of. |
Is there a missing word here, or are the forces of good also threatened by the sinister City of OF?
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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Ahem... no asterixes in the story. :p
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:09 am Post subject: Re: Done it! Chapter 3! |
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Key wrote: | chinaren wrote: | It had been decided they would loop around to avoid the besieging hordes of. |
Is there a missing word here, or are the forces of good also threatened by the sinister City of OF? |
Hehe. Actually it should just read:
...avoid the besiging hords. I will amend it.
I have added the * and the ** in already.[/i] _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:32 am Post subject: |
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as im leaving i want you to rename the hero. for i want all history about me erased, including this post
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:44 am Post subject: |
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Hah. Due to my immense cleverness, you cannot leave. *pokes out tongue*
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evilhomer28 wrote: | as im leaving i want you to rename the hero. for i want all history about me erased, including this post |
Mmm, I will consider this as it could lead to a new auction for the hero. If I get a new hero I will travel back in time and erase you from this thread. However, you will remain in the Narg thread, so you will have to lump that one.
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:47 am Post subject: |
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MHM. I'll take it! I'll be called Eksar, Lord of the Desert Light. :o Bidding begins at 100 F.
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lordofthenight wrote: | chinaren, can i ask?
just what is it you plan to do with the vast fortune your amassing? |
Saving for a rainy day?! Actually, just it's just an end unto itself really. Mind you, Key has now introduced lots of fancy new stuff to use your Fables on, so I may partake of one of those delicacies! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Thats all well and fair I suppose, but how about investing it in a plan to change the world? For example you could join the Brethren of the Five Eyes - or the All-Seeing Eye - and be guarenteed your own country within three hundred years time. There is of course the small matter of the entrance charge of course. _________________ Punishment leads to Fear. Fear leads to Obedience. Obedience leads to Freedom. Therefore, Punishment leads to Freedom.
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:49 am Post subject: |
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Race after Phang - how fast can the slug really be going.
She wouldn't be running away unless she was vulnerable - now is the time. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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