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 Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 4:44 am Post subject: Fashion Extra! IFashion hits the streets! |
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IFashion News.
The Summer fashion season launched the other day, and the catwalks of IF have stolen the spotlight from the trendy downtown areas of OF, usually the Fashion Capital.
Opening with his new collection, the infamous designer KengKiy, spoke out about the fashion challenge of today.
“Oh Daaarlings. It's totally y'know, gorgeous. I interwove the dapple of sunlight onto the color of my thoughts and sex! Y'know, you simply must have sex in any modern collection. It is simply all the rage.”
Despite not knowing what the hell he was on about, the gathered throng applauded wildly as Keng opened the show by cutting a pink ribbon with a pair of giant novelty scissors.
The items were paraded down the catwalk by several working girls from Muaddib's district, who attracted wolf whistles and plenty of press attention. The Mayor himself interviewed several at length in his private quarters after the show.
The Garments have been a smash hit, with several well known council members seen parading them outside the Blue Oyster district late at night.
 Powers That Be, seen here shortly before an ugly brawl with a photographer regarding IF characters in SGames, chose to don the black number.
Later on Chinaren was spotted wearing the sweater and parading down the street in uncertain fashion, which some would say could be attributed to strong liquor. Chinaren Inc. media relations department stressed their lovable leader would never partake of strong spirits and threatened strong legal action against anyone who suggested otherwise.
 Meanwhile Stoat flaunted herself more casually in sweater and shorts, which caused her some trouble when trying to enter 'The Whip and Whistle' private club. Despite her seeming lack of hands she managed to enter the establishment, which is known to have a strict dress code, by use of several sharp bites. Later rumors that she was also wearing the thong have remained unconfirmed.
Should any citizens wish to purchase these and other items, they are available from:
http://www.cafepress.com/cityofif
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