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D-Lotus Venerable IFian
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:49 pm Post subject: THE END |
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I sat in horror in the courthouse as Holmes's lawyer began talking. I was still in shock. My chair, and the bag of money were marked exhibit A and B in the middle of the room.
"...and I can prove this man guilty!" said Holmes's lawyer.
The judge nodded uninterestedly as he flipped through his newly aquired wad of bills...which had been deposited "mysteriously" in his mailbox that morning. I still wonder why anybody would make the mistake to put it in the wrong mailbox...
Suddenly the lawyer pointed at a tape recorder. He pressed the play button, and a voice crackled out.
"...Holmes, I'm going to steal a whole bunch of diamonds tonight. And if you say anything I'll kill you. By the way, my name is Whichston, and it wasn't Holmes but me that commited al lthe criminal acts..."
The lawyer smiled satisfied.
"I object" shouted my defendant indignantly.
The judge looked at him, then looked at the wad of bills and ordered the marshal to escort the gentleman out of the room.
The lawyer continued.
"Furthermore, there's more evidence all over! Look."
He pointed at a huge billboard outside. It read "Wichston is a criminal."
The jury gasped.
After two hours of evidence that had been "dropped" all over my flat, and witnesses I had never seen before, the jury finally came to a decision.
I sat in tension, hope still inside me, as I watched the jury representative speak. Sweat was clinging all around his face. Strangely, another jury member seemed to be pointing at him with a gun...but of course I was mistaken.
"We hereby find Wichston..." he spoke hurredly, glancing behind him nervously. " GUILTY!"
The courtroom broke into discussion.
"Wait!" said Holmes, who had been quietly reserved.
"What, Holmes?" said the judge.
"Look, I'm the hero, ok? But I don't think Wichston is guilty, he's just stupid. The real culprit is actually HIM!" he said as he pointed at a random man in the room dressed in a pink dress.
"Why?" said someone.
"Because I'm Sheerluck Holmes, and anything I say is right!" said Holmes.
"Ok." said the judge as he handed out the prison sentence to the man in the pink dress. "Ten years of prison for you, you thief!"
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As we walked out I thanked Holmes.
"It's ok, but you'll have to write all my stories and compose them into a book."
I groaned as I saw myself writing for years on end, with the same crummy characters and style.
"Wait, Holmes, why did you pick the man in the pink dress?"
"Because I'm NOT homophobic."
"Holmes, you're a genius!"
"Evidently, my dear Wichston!"
THE END _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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Wow! Three People Picked Yes, and no one picked Yes!
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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<Shady Stoat wipes tears from her eyes> It's over. I can't believe it. That poor man in the pink dress! <dissolves into muffled sobs>
Still, Watson could get his revenge. He could moonlight as a writer for Whoriarity and get the other side of the story down on paper <grin>
Good writing D!
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D-Lotus Venerable IFian
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:06 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks. Actually, 7 people have voted and only three have said anything! _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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ethereal_fauna Perpetually Distracted
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I voted, and now I've said something. _________________ The maker of a sentence launches out into the infinite and builds a road into Chaos and old Night, and is followed by those who hear him with something of wild, creative delight. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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yes, your comments on the story really have astounded me. I never knew you had that perception, fauna. _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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I picked Yes. I'm trying to make it a tie.
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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What a hard tie to break that would be: Yes, or Yes. Hmmmmmmm... _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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ethereal_fauna Perpetually Distracted
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D-Lotus wrote: | yes, your comments on the story really have astounded me. I never knew you had that perception, fauna. |
Well that's me- just full of surprises. _________________ The maker of a sentence launches out into the infinite and builds a road into Chaos and old Night, and is followed by those who hear him with something of wild, creative delight. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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What else is in store, I wonder? _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:57 am Post subject: |
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Sorry it took me so long to decide... I wasn't sure which to choose...
Nicely done on completing it, D.
Have a smiley wall!
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Thanks Araex, that's an awesome smiley wall!
(This one's pretty cool too) _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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Those are indeed impressive smilie walls, but I'm more impressed by the fact that D-Lotus will now have two completed SGs in the Hall of Legends. _________________ The maker of a sentence launches out into the infinite and builds a road into Chaos and old Night, and is followed by those who hear him with something of wild, creative delight. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Thank you, Fauna, thank you all! It was nothing, but if you insist...
Well, I'll ask Key to store it in the splendorous Hall of Legends. At least now I'll get points! _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:47 am Post subject: |
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what a good storygame, finished so soon
oh well. enjoy being in the hall of legends.
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Thanks, evil homer. And once again, I would like to impress the fact that I'm amazed about the poll results, and how majority seems to have voted yes. _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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