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Ever wonder what happened between who and where and when and what was involved? Come here to either read or post your juciest gossip about our very own IFians. Anything gossip goes here. Whether it be happenings in chat or little snipets in random threads. Everything gossip is welcome. Like this one:
A certain theiving fairy we all know was seen coming out from the behind the bar at the inn with a certain beer drinking man. What happened between the two? It seems they have acted this way since a certain rp has started in the games section. Maybe that's why the fairy spends most of her time in the games section lately.
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Heh, one of the IFians here once tried to pair me up with Rai. That was a long time ago. Hate to bring this up, but to gossip means to be gossiped about in this city.
Trust me I know. The lies, the torture, the random bursts of hate...
*Shudders and slinks into a corner, assuming fetal position*
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| Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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This looks like it could get...interesting...I'm not really much of a gossip, so I'll just sit back and watch.
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| Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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Not to mention that huge fight between  and  *.
*I omit these names in order to excite everyone's curiosity and preserve my own life simultaneously.
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| Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:48 am Post subject: |
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| A warrior fairy just recently got her arse handed to her in a fight against a half-demon in chat.
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| Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:52 am Post subject: |
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| Harley wrote: | | A warrior fairy just recently got her arse handed to her in a fight against a half-demon in chat. |
Actually, it was a draw. In other news, this alchoholic fairy was seen asking her lover to kidnap her
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| Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Syranore wrote: | | Harley wrote: | | A warrior fairy just recently got her arse handed to her in a fight against a half-demon in chat. |
Actually, it was a draw. In other news, this alchoholic fairy was seen asking her lover to kidnap her |
Hmmm, i'm staying out of the final decision on the Warrior Fairy VS Half-Demon fight, not sure which round i witnessed but those minutes alone were worth Pay-Per-View.
I would like the full scoop on this Alcoholic Fairy though, sounds like a good read. hehe. 
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A certain Warrior Fairy was seen teaching a pair of Knights a lesson about pain.
seems one chap got to like it to much...
Nary a woman in site when you need one? LOL
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| Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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hmmm, *strokes chin* seems i remember this event a little differently.
how i recall it, is that one of the chaps needed a bit more experience behind the handle of that whip. *whispers 'no offense fairy'*
THIS JUST IN: a Warrior Fairy got pulled over by local law enforcement for speeding twice in the span of two days! As of now, it is unclear whether or not it was on a chariot of magical flying llamas that broke at out of control speeds or if she was just herself, flying too quickly by her fairy wings. Full story @ 9
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This just in, a certain half-demon just swore his loyalty to a psychotic(but not alchoholic) farie and a genderless being of unknown species forevermore. Hahaha, he is so screwed. Funny thing, demon was married to it, but was recently seen snuggling up to the farie. Suspicious?
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| Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:39 am Post subject: Is it just me? |
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Is it just me, or are a lot of these gossip posts about a certain half-demon.
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I'll change that Tav....
A certain alcoholic fairy was seen giving lap dances... What happened between and her the beer swiller???
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| Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:34 am Post subject: An apology |
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*sighs* A certain Half-demon could not find another place to post this message, so he is doing it here. I would like to say that this certain half-demon WON'T and CAN'T leave a certain mysterious mist. Despite all these warnings that have been laid against me, I have yet to see any spark true. It has been a good friend to me, and I will not betray it. This might earn me several disrespecting glances. I'd also like to say one more thing. Even if you do think this mysterious mist is of a certain type, you should stop holding it against it. In The City of IF, it is an it, a genderless being. Thank you.
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The mayoral lease is approaching the end of its term. Rumours are already abound as to which brave souls are thinking of nominating themselves...
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A fight broke out between two deamons and a warrior, one saying he isn't deamon nor demon, but a tiefling with mist for eyes and this fight went on until the warrior who kept asking what is the one deamon left the chat.
Breaking news: a certain orange fuzz ball peed on someone.
Someone tried killing a kitty
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WHO TRIED KILLING A KITTY! *plans to murder this someone*
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A certain half-titan was seen being dragged into a dark corner bye a certain psycotic fairy after a prank got out of hand. What she did to him, nobody knows, but he didn't say a word after it.
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:32 am Post subject: |
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| news in: all the forums say "CAKE IS A LIE!"
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A certain half-demon fell prey to a chain of pranks last night from some anonymous source. His credit card information was stolen only to be found and canceled later after being maxed out. In unrelated news a certain human man-eater has a shiny new jeweled Tiara.
A certain half-Titan's arm was also roasted by a certain dragon who was seen making out with a certain half-demon.
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If my memory serves correctly, that certain half-demon made out with a dragon under a binding blood contract where he must follow one order. A certain half-titan wanted to see his sick dreams come true, so he made them kiss. Sicko.
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| It conferms that the tiefling is actually a half-demon, while the other is half-daemon.
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A certain attic-dweller was recently confirmed to be dead. His tombstone reads "Only Dead, Not Sleeping" and has been set up in a corner of the bar.
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I saw some half-baked dragon burn down the inn with his own wretchedness. THEN, he tried to blame it on some poor half-demon (more recently a Faiemomagon). He shall not get away with this!
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It's true, this vicious criminal burned down the Inn and faked posts to frame Tav. I was barely able to save Ne from the flames! H4X!!!
It is so vivid in my memory....This horrible person came into chat in a flash of destruction..to think he wants to be mayor...and he knocked out Tav, and set the Inn ablaze, and took the Inn's history record and mutilated them, replacing them so that Tav would be framed. What a monster.
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Upearantly uh surtan Faiemamagun haz trubul speleng, butt chelllangez uh surtan clawn-zumbey-N-tyty onn HIS uhbilitie two spel.
Jahst thot ide pustt thut hear.
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The Bar was transformed this evening into a Tumbleweed Arena, where Whiteweed and Smeeweed went at it. It was all downhill for Whiteweed, but a surprise jump attack by Whiteweed's owner meant the end for Smeeweed. The next battle is between: whoever and whatever on the: whenever.
Please note: the names of the competing tumbleweed have apsolutely nothing to do with the names of their owners, who shall remain anonymous.
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Waxweed remains undefeated.
After being semi-crushed by the Whiteweeds mech, he regained and bored Whiteweed into submission.
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The cake is, indeed, a huge lie.
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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| SEEN IN CHAT: The new mayor tied up an alcoholic fairy, handcuffed her and tickled her with a feather. The alcoholic fairy let him do this without a fight, GIGGLING when she was tickled. Makes me wonder...
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Rumor has it that this fairy actually squealed in delight of our Mayor's attention. The mayor was also heard discussing the use of paddles in relation to this fairy. Suspicious?
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:02 am Post subject: |
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| THIS JUST IN! The mayor has been seen putting a collar around the neck of a whiskey loving fairy and petting her.... a pet for the mayor???
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Hmmmm, strange happenings were afoot in the Inn last night.
Without cause or complaint, rhyme nor reason, everyone started speaking with a strange lean.
No one can explain how this happened, although rumours of Syr sitting on the Italics button, or Wormy passing wind rather loudly, circulated rapidly.
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Rules of combat were recently formulated by notable IFian scientists, in the hopes of regulating battle in the Inn.
They were perfectly eloquent, delightfully profound and elegantly concise...
Unfortunately, half the test subjects ignored them and the other half were slaughtered. The trials were a complete failure.
Terrible... *wanders off to do war with an electrified, diastrophic Cat-Bat that shoots sorcerous lemmings from its eyeballs*
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There were rules? Why was I never told of these 'rules'? What exactly is a rule anyway? Can it be eaten?
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*Refrains from commenting on syr's knowledge of Rules...*
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 Uh...What knowledge? I possess no knowledge about these "rules" you speak of.
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