City of IF

Smee · Joined: 16 Oct 2004 Posts: 5215 Location: UK

Now the rainbows are fine - is that the only consequence of this disease?

Otherwise 20F for not diseased, and 50F for the Wheeliedib to meet an unfortunate end involving the latrines and twisty stoat. :cool:

Muaddib · Joined: 31 Dec 2004 Posts: 1765

An additonal 1F for the wheelie dib to meet a premature end invloving the latrines and a twisty stoat and to transcend to become the god of psychedelic wheelie latrines.

Chinaren · Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 10:10 pm Post subject:

ROFL!

Okay, the bidding is now at:

New Hero: Key for Key at 507 Fatbacks. (Should these now be Royal Fatbacks? Mmm).

20F for Smeeslug to remain undiseased and rainbow free. By Smee.

51Fables, if I understand this correctly, for the Wheelie thing to have an unfortunate and premature end involving the latrines and for Stoat to transend. By Muaddib.

Um.

Actually, I am afraid you will have to split that into two seperate bids for the Muaddib/latrine/end thing, and the Stoat/transend thing. For now I will just count that as the unfortunate end bid.

Muaddib · Joined: 31 Dec 2004 Posts: 1765

51F to die yada yada and transcend.(EDIT: Wheelie dib transcends not Stoat, Stoat is the one who facilitates the Wheelie dib's end.)

10F to be the aforementioned deity.

1F in addition to Smee's bid for Smee to develop the disease and then get cured but the after effect remains i.e the flatulating rainbow thing.

*phew* hows that?

Smee · Joined: 16 Oct 2004 Posts: 5215 Location: UK

I can cope with a disease so long as I'm cured - I'll let you off with that one. :)

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629

Yeah, if Smee dies from the disease, I'll be out of a job. And we all know what happens to people who are useless in Phang's army!

Maybe I could be an expert on G.S.R.D (Giant Slug Rainbow Diseases) :confused:

How much do I owe?

Chinaren · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:40 pm Post subject:

Right then.

Hero Bid: 507F to Key for Key to be the new hero.

21F bid for Slug to get diseased (mottled skin and rainbow farts) but is cured, except for the rainbow farts, bid by Muaddib.

51Fables for Muaddib to meet with a tragic premature latrine accident, facilitated by the dead and stuffed witch Stoat*. Bid by Muaddib, strangely enough.

10Fatbacks more from Muaddib to transcend. By Muaddib.

10Shiny Fats for The White Blacksmith to be Renegade from The Dark One's Army who is Smee's saddleer/groomer/person-who-brings-the-food-er and who eventually helps him escape from the army. Bid By TWB.

All the above, going once...

*There's a sentence I have never written before.

Jack_D.Mented · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 4:30 pm Post subject:

150 fables for JDM to be reincarnated in some new mortal form, which he so happens to occupy with Author as well as a split personality.

LordoftheNight · Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 5276 Location: Hell

Key can be the Hero - I'll still have to kill him.

100 fables for Lordy to kill Chamber-Potted Key (Or destroy, or melt, or what-not)

Chinaren · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 5:50 pm Post subject:

Hero Bid: 507F to Key for Key to be the new hero.

21F bid for Slug to get diseased (mottled skin and rainbow farts) but is cured, except for the rainbow farts, bid by Muaddib.

51Fables for Muaddib to meet with a tragic premature latrine accident, facilitated by the dead and stuffed witch Stoat*. Bid by Muaddib, strangely enough.

10Fatbacks more from Muaddib to transcend. By Muaddib.

10Shiny Fats for The White Blacksmith to be Renegade from The Dark One's Army who is Smee's saddleer/groomer/person-who-brings-the-food-er and who eventually helps him escape from the army. Bid By TWB.

All the above, going twice...

Jack_D.Mented wrote: 150 fables for JDM to be reincarnated in some new mortal form, which he so happens to occupy with Author as well as a split personality.

I can accept that bid Jack. Should provide some amusement. :D

Key can be the Hero - I'll still have to kill him.

Lordy wrote: 100 fables for Lordy to kill Chamber-Potted Key (Or destroy, or melt, or what-not)

Um. I am not sure about this one Lordy. I don't wish to get rid of the main hero that quickly, I am running out of people to put in this story! Let me think on this, there may be a way...

Jack_D.Mented · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 5:52 pm Post subject:

101 fables for Key to slay Lordy in some absurdly hilarious, Monty Python like manner that is at the very least horribly humiliating.

LordoftheNight · Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 5276 Location: Hell

Make your mind up about just whose side you're on Jack.

What if he doesn't become the hero then - if someone else does instead?

And 15 fables for the White Blacksmith to be caught and executed instead.

Jack_D.Mented · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 6:04 pm Post subject:

I'm on the side that provides me with the most amusement, which means you being slain by a crap pot.

Sorry. ;)

LordoftheNight · Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 5276 Location: Hell

Well, I'll put in my counter bid once Chinaren decides whether or not I can kill Key - if not, it will have to be different.

Remember Chinaren - I will be countering it.

Chinaren · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:57 pm Post subject:

Yes, I think I will have to suspend your bid for Key to kill Lordy for the moment Jack, until I have thought about the Key/Hero bid, and then the Lordy/kill Key bid.

I can accept 15Fables for the WBlacksmith to be caught, but not to be excecuted, as that is counted as killing a character, and needs 100* F minimum. Perhaps tortured and disfigured though. :-D

*I know, used to be 75, but that's inflation for you.

Zeitgeist · Guest

I am behind on the times and dont wanna read another 12 pages tonight so I will just ask to bid 75 F to be in the story as a character, preferably powerful and magic (male) good bad both doesnt matter to me. If 75 isnt enough Ill check the forums, get enough fables try again.

Muaddib · Guest Joined: 31 Dec 2004 Posts: 1765

When do the above go thrice?

Smee · Guest Joined: 16 Oct 2004 Posts: 5215 Location: UK

20F to save my new Groomer

Lordy · Guest Joined: 18 Apr 2006 Posts: 116

25 for various torture and imprisionment of said groomer - doesn't matter if he lives or not.

Quote: If 75 isnt enough Ill check the forums, get enough fables try again.

I'll add 10 to that to make him bad.

Chinaren · Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 4:38 am Post subject:

Hero Bid: 507F to Key for Key to be the new hero. Going going GONE!

Key is the New Hero of GvEvM. :-o

21F bid for Slug to get diseased (mottled skin and rainbow farts) but is cured, except for the rainbow farts, bid by Muaddib.

Going going GONE! Expect disease and strange efluences from Smee soon.

51Fables for Muaddib to meet with a tragic premature latrine accident, facilitated by the dead and stuffed witch Stoat*. Bid by Muaddib, strangely enough.

Going going GONE! And Muaddib will be.

10Fatbacks more from Muaddib to transcend. By Muaddib.

Going etc. Muaddib will finally become the god he never knew he wanted to be.

10Shiny Fats for The White Blacksmith to be Renegade from The Dark One's Army who is Smee's saddleer/groomer/person-who-brings-the-food-er and who eventually helps him escape from the army. Bid By TWB.

This bid is also now locked in. However...

25 for various torture and imprisionment of said groomer when he tries to lead Smee to freedom. By Lordy for er, Whitey. Going once...

150 fables for JDM to be reincarnated in some new mortal form, which he so happens to occupy with Author as well as a split personality. Going once...

75 F to be in the story as a character, preferably powerful and magic (male) good or bad. By Zeitgeist for Zeitgeist. Bid accepted and going once...

Jack_D.Mented · Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:02 am Post subject:

86 Fables for Zeit to be a satyr on the side of good and to display certain goat like traits, such as eating garbage.

The White Blacksmith · Guest Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629

Quote: 25 for various torture and imprisionment of said groomer - doesn't matter if he lives or not

She.

I'm adding five to that that Phang sets me free after horrendous mutialation with the words " You're free, but you're also horribly mutilated."
And I do hope that me being captured means the giant Slug got away and I meet with him at a later date.

Lordy · Guest Joined: 18 Apr 2006 Posts: 116

Ah no - Sluggy boy gets captured as well - then the children can be born into captivity.

Zeitgeist · Guest

Jack_D.Mented wrote: 86 Fables for Zeit to be a satyr on the side of good and to display certain goat like traits, such as eating garbage.

why did you have to do that... I cant afford the 87 fables needed to change myself from being a satyr... my name means Time Spirit not garbage satyr!

Also 75 more fables to change me from magical to a powerful mage
so in total 150 fables to be in story as a male wizard and powerful. Perhaps lacking in morals but not a depraved lunatic like general powers.

Jack_D.Mented · Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:38 am Post subject:

Bid 10 fables for Zeit and the Bad Ass to persue carnal relations with one another and bear children.

LordoftheNight · Guest Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 5276 Location: Hell

Hmm, depending on whether Zeit remains a satyr or a mage, I may have to nudge this one.

Jack_D.Mented · Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 3:35 pm Post subject:

Oh, he's cool with being a satyr. I already talked to him about it. As long as he's a powerful mage, he's ok regardless of species. He just wanted to add on some cash because he thought that it would prompt China to make him even more powerful than he would have otherwise been.

So, yeah...

LordoftheNight · Guest Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 5276 Location: Hell

In which case I'll pay 50 fables to make him evil, as opposed to good.

Oh, and while I'm at it - *prods* for Kagemusho.

Jack_D.Mented · Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 3:52 pm Post subject:

I say 51 for him to be good.

LordoftheNight · Guest Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 5276 Location: Hell

What is it with these tip-toeing bids.

100 for Zeit to be Evil.

Jack_D.Mented · Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 3:55 pm Post subject:

Ok, 125 for him to be good.

Chinaren · Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 4:04 pm Post subject:

150 Fables to be a male wizard and powerful. Bid by Zeit for Zeit. Going once...

[EDIT]And 125F by Jack for Zeit to be GOOD

[EDIT]and 80F for Zeit to be a trash eating, leg humping Satyr regardless of alignment.

Jack_D.Mented wrote: Bid 10 fables for Zeit and the Bad Ass to persue carnal relations with one another and bear children.
Oh! That's a good bid!!!!

10F for Zeit, in whatever form he ends up as, to have 'relations' with Bad Ass and bear children.

Whitey wrote: I'm adding five to that that Phang sets me free after horrendous mutialation with the words " You're free, but you're also horribly mutilated."

Hey WBS, I didn't know you were female. Good job you mentioned it, or I would have had a Phang/Rai moment* in Greed again.

Right then. So bidding is 30 for Whitey to try escaping with Smee, both be captured and then TWB is tortured and mutilated and then released with the above words, or something like them** anyway.

150 fables for JDM to be reincarnated in some new mortal form, which he so happens to occupy with Author as well as a split personality. Going twice...

*I had to edit several chapters to correct their genders.
**I reserve the sole right to put words in Phang's mouth. ;)

Jack_D.Mented · Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 4:07 pm Post subject:

(EDIT, wow, I looked dumb using eating twice like that ) 80 for trash eating leg humping satyr regardless of alignment...

Me as a spilt personality with a hero. Here we go!

And my roomie as a satyr. Here's hopin'...

LordoftheNight · Guest Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 5276 Location: Hell

Quote: **I reserve the sole right to put words in Phang's mouth.

Then I reserve the sole right to put other things in.

Jack_D.Mented · Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 4:13 pm Post subject:

ooooo...

Other things... wonder what that could mean?

Lollipops? Popsicles? What ever do you mean, Lordy?

(WARNING< BLATANT LIE COMING UP!)

I'm confused... :?

D-Lotus · Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:10 pm Post subject:

Quote: 10F for Zeit, in whatever form he ends up as, to have 'relations' with Bad Ass and bear children.

20 fables to change this to: have 'relations' with Bad Ass then discover he's fertile, and try to convince some other character to 'help' Bad Ass have children.

Jack_D.Mented · Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:17 pm Post subject:

21 for him to have relations with Bad Ass (which yeilds children, of course) but get caught attempting to cheat with Smee.

The White Blacksmith · Guest Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629

Jack_D.Mented wrote: 21 for him to have relations with Bad Ass (which yeilds children, of course) but get caught attempting to cheat with Smee.

Ooh... me likey

If the slug escapes from Phang when she's recaptured him I'll put in 30F. :2c:

Chinaren · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 4:11 pm Post subject:

150 Fables to be a male wizard and powerful. Bid by Zeit for Zeit. Going twice...

125F by Jack for Zeit to be GOOD Going once...

80F for Zeit to be a trash eating, leg humping Satyr regardless of alignment. Going once...

Bid 21 fables for Zeit and the Bad Ass to persue carnal relations with one another and bear children and then get caught trying to cheat with Smee. By Jack D. Going once....

30 for Whitey to try escaping with Smee, both be captured and then TWB is tortured and mutilated and then released with the above words, or something like them anyway. Going twice...

30F for slug to escape from Phang when after he's recaptured. By Whitey. Going once...

150 fables for JDM to be reincarnated in some new mortal form, which he so happens to occupy with Author as well as a split personality. Bid by Jack. Going... going GONE!

Okay people. I am going to have to ask for a hold on any new bids for the moment please. I have quite enough to occupy me for now!

Bidding on current bids (above) is okay of course!

Remember, if you win a bid, don't pay for it until you see it happen in the story.

LordoftheNight · Guest Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 5276 Location: Hell

Quote: 125F by Jack for Zeit to be GOOD Going once...

150 to be EVIL now.