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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:42 pm Post subject: |
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Woooo! I like this!
Chamber pot or not chamber pot, that is the question...
Phang, for your bid I think you need to seperate them, as other people can't bid on 4 things at once. However for these two...
That Smee is a monkey. - Sorry, I have already chosen what Smee is to be (though maybe later on)
That somebody is called Vion (hey it's a cool name). It is cool, but I am using People of IF to populate this. Well, if I get a chance. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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112.
...he says, desperately buying time as he looks with horror at the piles of fables next to "Smee Gates"...
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Outta my price range
I only got like 80 F
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Key wrote: | 112.
...he says, desperately buying time as he looks with horror at the piles of fables next to "Smee Gates"... |
ROFL!!! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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150 _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Aah, IM appears to have given up. I am pleased. _________________ Stuff here
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Not really, I'm waiting to see if your bid on me is going to be accepted or not. And you may have to pay 100 fables for each item! So pick!
I stay by my bid if Phang's is not accepted or if she stops bidding on me! _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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No, I'm now just going with Project De-Nuisance (woohoo! My own Secret Project ), namely the insurance that, should IM become an evil minion, at least he is a decent one, though not n00bish (I'm not sure Chinaren would allow it without decent payment, anyway).
So, IM, have you decided yet? I'll throw in Lashane too. _________________ Stuff here
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Phang wrote: | No, I'm now just going with Project De-Nuisance (woohoo! My own Secret Project ), namely the insurance that, should IM become an evil minion, at least he is a decent one, though not n00bish (I'm not sure Chinaren would allow it without decent payment, anyway).
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Of course he will be a "good" evil minion! What sort of person do you take me for*?
Phang's Evil Minion bid is 34Fables to IM (though these names are hard to fit into the story! You make me work for my Fables you lot!) going once...
150Fables I am bid by Smee for Key to be a sentient magical chamber pot, (I like this idea!) going once...
*Don't answer that! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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...he whispers to the auctioneer while Smee is sleeping...
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Put it to 35, I don't want to only have one fable.
And let it stay there. Permantly, please. Just...don't kill me too early. _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
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151 bid to Key the not-chamber pot! Going once..
Oh, sorry. Were we being quiet? _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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*Rubs sleep from his eyes with a hedgehog*
Er...what.... ooh that sneaky chamber pot.
*Another unfortunate sneeze and a small bag falls on the table.*
Bids 239 Fables _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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240 fables.
The Mayoral Dignity Fund is now accepting donations. Please contribute whatever fables you can to the cause of the non-chamber pot and help me preserve the dignity of this esteemed office...
..or at least, help make Smee pay through the nose
I promise that if I lose this auction I will return all donated fables.
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Err... guys?
I think we're all missing the point here. If Chinaren's going to make so much money out of this, shouldn't he be the one who has to work for it?
I bid 300 for Key to be a dignified magical item... that falls into as many undignified situations as Chinaren has the ingenuity to think up
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oooh - good idea.
I could compromise and accept that.
(in the interest of not giving Chinaren all our money ) _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:29 am Post subject: |
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[quote="Shady Stoat"]
I think we're all missing the point here. If Chinaren's going to make so much money out of this, shouldn't he be the one who has to work for it?
I bid 300 for Key to be a dignified magical item... that falls into as many undignified situations as Chinaren has the ingenuity to think up
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Ooh SS, you spoilsport! Well, sort of. I'm confused! I must admit, I have been having some good ideas about the chamber pot thing! Ahh well, this one would probably be better in the long term, though I was rather looking forward to making a dent in Smee Gates's fortune!
Dignified Item that gets into un-dignified situations bid 300 going once... _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Ooh SS, you spoilsport! Well, sort of. I'm confused! I must admit, I have been having some good ideas about the chamber pot thing! Ahh well, this one would probably be better in the long term, though I was rather looking forward to making a dent in Smee Gates's fortune!
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*saunters off, whistling a merry tune...*
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I bid that Key is indeed a chamberpot. 301 fables. One with IMITATION CHERRIES on it. And brown stains on the outside. :p Don't listen to him, he has limitless Fables if he really wants them... Ye Olde Money Management Panel. I'll bid 47F on IM. And IM HAS to be a minion of good. :p
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I bid that Key is indeed a chamberpot. 301 fables
Ho ho.
And IM HAS to be a minion of good.
Ouch! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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55 to be an evil one! EVIL, I say!
From Spaceballs:
"Evil will always win, because good is dumb." _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:58 am Post subject: |
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66 for the powers of shiny Good.
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*a meteor mysteriously hits every fast car in the multiverse*
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*Tries to look innocent while next to the metor-summoning switch thingy.*
It, um...wasn't me?
*Shifts into a kitty and walks off*
Mrow.
*Gets hit by a sunbeam and falls asleep.*
Zzzz. _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
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*Idly pets the kitten for a while, then grins nastily at Chinaren and walks off...*
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*sits back and watches the bidding, having gotten confused* _________________ Stuff here
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302 fables to be either:
1) a highly dignified kingly sceptre of great power, which may fall into undignified situations
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2) a chamber pot (not with cherries or brown stains) which is treated only with the highest dignity.
Chinaren's choice.
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Quote: | a chamber pot (not with cherries or brown stains) which is treated only with the highest dignity. |
I guess that's not something you ever imagined you'd hope for when you started this site. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Smee wrote: | Quote: | a chamber pot (not with cherries or brown stains) which is treated only with the highest dignity. |
I guess that's not something you ever imagined you'd hope for when you started this site. |
ROFL!
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Our work here is done...
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Gah!
Okay. Bidding is:
66Fables to Hyperion for IM to be a minion of Good. Going once...
302Fables for Key to be various varieties of dignified/undignified things to Shady Stoat, going once...
[/b] _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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67 for being a random person who serves as a minion to the first side that meets him.
Can't get much better at a compromise than that. _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
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Smee wrote: | Quote: | a chamber pot (not with cherries or brown stains) which is treated only with the highest dignity. |
I guess that's not something you ever imagined you'd hope for when you started this site. |
Well, I guess it's one of life's lessons - you can't always choose what happens to you, but you can always choose to act with dignity.
Smee wrote: | 302Fables for Key to be various varieties of dignified/undignified things to Shady Stoat, going once... |
Actually, I'm the one who bid that, but if you want to charge Shady Stoat, that's ok with me...
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Actually, I'm the one who bid that, but if you want to charge Shady Stoat, that's ok with me... |
Whoa! Slow down there!
Pay the Mayor's bills for him? Must I remind you, I'm a stoatie, not a toadie!
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Okay, so:
67Fables to IM for IM to be a minion of someone. Going once...
302Fables for KEY to be various varieties of dignified/undignified things to KEY*, going twice...
*Sorry about the confusion before, the lackey in charge of accounting has been sent to Phang for 'rectification'. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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302Fables for KEY to be various varieties of dignified/undignified things to KEY*, going going... GONE!
Sold to the dignified chamber pot* for 302Fables!
67Fables to IM for IM to be a minion of someone. Going twice... _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Excellent - Key is a chamber pot and he paid for the privilege. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Smee wrote: | Excellent - Key is a chamber pot and he paid for the privilege. |
When you put it like that it does seem a little, er, strange! But also amusing, in any number of ways as well of course. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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I put in 77 fables for IM to be a TOADY of good, with absolutely no backbone at all, who tags along with the good guys, licks boots, gets frequent looks of pity and sadness, and quite possibly suffers from occasional madness and lax bladders.
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