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Could make for an interesting bidding war if Sorrow decides to start borrowing fabels to pay chinaren 
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| Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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I do now. Hahahahaha!!! Hah! Hahahahaha!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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| Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 6:31 pm Post subject: Re: @#!?)(@#!& |
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| Sorrow_A (not logged) wrote: | I bid 1000 fables that instead of meeee dying, I sacrifice IM in some bloody ritual to achieve my own ends.
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Woa!  Bid accepted!!! This is more like it! The story always picks up pace when bidding starts! 
For this amount I will have to think of some really good sacrifice!
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| Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 2:41 am Post subject: |
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So do I owe 50F for Smee Slug's future uprising?
I don't think anyone countered it. 
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The fund of IM is now accepting donations to kill off the annoying Sorrow. Please make all your donations immedatly if you wish to see him dead. Include a message so I can pay you back later. Thank you and have a nice day.
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I'm not annoying! I'm a quandary. I'm random chance, and chaotic characters are always the best one.
I'm the only original person in the story. You've got generic evil versus generic good. I'm the mystery person. 8)
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| Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Smee wrote: | So do I owe 50F for Smee Slug's future uprising?
I don't think anyone countered it. |
Well, when it happens you can pay me!
Same for Lordy's character, when you see him in, then pay the piper!
I haven't forgotten them!
Sorrows' bid for sacrificing IM, going once...
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Why not combine them, China, and make more money that way?
If you do, I'll add an extra eighty fables...
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I'm looking to up the bid on the Smee-Slug's request.
For my 60 Fables, I would like a full slug Love Story.
Slug meets slug.
Slug sees Ms. Slug and feels the stirrings of love. With that feeling comes the memories of all things good and wonderful in the world. Slug rebels against Phang and joins the forces of Good, so that Love shall triumph in the end.
His rebellion is complete by the time he realizes that Phang has captured Ms. Slug, who is now serving the forces of evil.
Slug loses slug...
The ending I don't much care about. It can be a Slimily Ever After, or a Romi-slug and Juli-slug type tragedy.
But, to be honest, I just want to see how you tackle putting romance into this sort of story
*cackles in a truly Twisty way...*
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Curse you Stoat! *Shakes fist*
Well, okay!
60 Fables for the whole slug thing, as bid by Old make-life-difficult Stoat.
1000Fables for horrible, horrible* sacrifice of IM by Sorrow going twice...
*I am really going to struggle to make something 1000Fables worth of horrible!
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Not wanting to make life anymore difficult but ...
100F bid for The Twisted Witch and General Powers to have a brief fling.
Can be right at the end if you want.*
Happy Writing. 
* Coz that makes it easier
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| Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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ROFL!!!
I'm not sure who I feel sorrier for! General Powers for having to put up with the old crone, the old crone for what 'The Perverted' is going to think of as a fling...
... or Chinaren, for having to write this bilge! 
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| Smee wrote: | Not wanting to make life anymore difficult but ...
100F bid for The Twisted Witch and General Powers to have a brief fling.
Can be right at the end if you want.*
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Arrrg!!
Still, interesting possibilities... *wanders off mumbling and scratching his head*
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Wonderful! I have figured out how to write the above two bids by Stoat and Smee. Look out for them in upcoming* episodes! *rubs hands in glee*
Bidding for horrible sacrifice by Sorrow last call...
*Will likely span several chapters and may not start for another chapter or two, but keep watching oh yes!
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| *grins* Ohboyohboyohboy...
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I want to place a 50F bid for Lordy to be turned into a Toad during his battle against the Twisty Stoat.
It may be a particularly evil, demon-toad - and it doesn't have to be the conclusion of the fight.
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| Wouldn't it be better for Lordy to be turned into a newt? After all, Twisty could do with newt eyes for her potion
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Aye, indeed. That'd work, methinks.
I'll bid 50F for the Dark Queen to become 'interested' in Powers, just to make the story even more perverted.
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I alter my bid to make him a newt - apparently there's some interest in his eyes.
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Okay then:
2 new bids:
50Fables has been bid by Smee to turn Lordy into a Newt in his battle with the witch*
50Fables has been bid by IM for Phang to become interested in Powers.
*Although this doesn't have to be the conclusion of the fight.
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Minus the eyes. The witch seems to need newt eyes.
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New bid by Lordy to beat the witch* and return to normal: 50Fables.
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*With eyes fully intact
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100F for Lordy to be completely destroyed by the witch.
(nothing personal, Lordy. I'm just trying to do my part for Good).
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*sniff*
everyone picks on you just because you're evil - no one understands me. just because i'm evil you say i'm a monster - but i have the heart of a small child. in a jar, on my desk - want to see?
150 fables to win the fight unharmed - and also get my revenge on the damned chamber pot
nothing personal Key, but standards must be maintained - i can't just let you get away with trying to kill me now can i? people will think i've gone soft
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That was fast.
200F for Lordy to be blasted into smithereens by the Good Witch.
After all, we've only had two people die in this story so far - we've got to start some heads rolling.
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ooo the bid is rising - "feeling lucky punk?"
250 fables for the blast to be deflected onto the chamber pot (or some other good person standing nearbye - homer will do) and vapourising them instead
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After all, we've only had two people die in this story so far - we've got to start some heads rolling. |
Three, don't forget the Cow of Doom!
However, there will be some* deaths** in the near future! Oh yes. Mwahahahaha!
*I have gazed into my crystal ball and have forseen three souls to be soon released into the after-world.
**Not including the results of these latest bids!
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Hmmmm... There seems to have been some progress with the bidding whilst I slept.
300F To see Lordy turned into a Newt, Eyes to be harvested sucessfully and the battle to be won for the side of good.
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400F for Lordy's victory and the later complete victory of evil!
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Hmmm - are bets for overall victory allowed? It kinds makes all other bets moot.
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| Smee wrote: | | Hmmm - are bets for overall victory allowed? It kinds makes all other bets moot. |
Ok, maybe not complete victory.
But it better be damn close to it!
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| Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:10 am Post subject: |
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| Smee wrote: | | Hmmm - are bets for overall victory allowed? It kinds makes all other bets moot. |
Well, looking back on the earlier threads, Chinaren seems to think not.
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For the 'Final battle' I will be starting a (hopefully very expensive ) bidding war for that, when the time of the last showdown arrives!! |
I'm sure he'll have his own ideas about it all though. You never know, the time of the Final battle may be at hand 
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| Phang wrote: | | 400F for Lordy's victory and the later complete victory of evil! |
Phang, I can take this as a bid for Lordy's victory over the witch, but not (at the moment ) for a complete story victory, which will come at the end. (Currently not planned for anytime very soon)
I plan to start writing this story maybe Thursday evening (China time), because it is going to involve a lot of previous bids and needs careful plot timing, so bids need to be finished about then. I may even make it a double episode. Like a sort of holiday special! (Well, it is Chinese new year, which is the biggest holiday of the year here).
Okay, 400bid by Phang for the Lordy/Stoat fight*.
*Ooh! This is exciting! I thought I knew how this fight was going to finish, but now I don't!!
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450F for the Lordy-gets-his-eyes-harvested option.
Anyone who would like to contribute to the cause of good, let me know.
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