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Bada-bing! We are officially re-ordered!
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Yeah. Does that mean we get a new chapter soon?
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| I don't think that it does.
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But at least the fourm looks nice 
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*raspberry* Oh ye of little faith. I stayed up 'til 5 AM getting most of the chapter written, and I had to get up at 10, too. The trick was, I had to write it in this ancient stuff called "paper". Don't know why that helped with my writer's block, but who am I took punch a gift horse in the face?
Of course, now I'm going to have to type the whole thing out in my word processor after I've finished writing it, but it's worth the effort just to get the freaking thing written.
So there. 
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Well done The Alba. I will sit here drooling on my keyboard until you post.
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I certainly hope you've got a bottle of 409 or Lysol for that keyboard.
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Alright! Good luck typing it up 
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It's all right. My fingers will probably cramp up and fall off, leaving me a broken shell of a human being with stumps for hands and forcing me to type with my nose... But so long as you guys get your entertainment, what does it matter? *strikes melodramatic pose*
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I was going to point that out. Of course what would be even cooler would be if she could use both feet when typing.
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Rave, this is the second time today that you've caused me to have a disturbing mental image. Get outta my head!! 
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you guys are mad.
5am Thracia - now that's dedication 
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Eh, I'm a night owl anyway. I would have finished the darn thing if I could have slept in later. I don't have to be anywhere until 3:45 tomorrow, though... 
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| Thracia Alba wrote: | | Rave, this is the second time today that you've caused me to have a disturbing mental image. Get outta my head!! |
LOL. I didn't mean to at all. Besides it was China who first brought up the idea that toes are better for typing with than the nose. Blame him.
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China should be blamed for everything. Outsourcing, the manufacture of cheap products, that horrible spicy cabbage that I hate... The list goes on and on!
BTW... I should be able to get chapter five up by tonight or tomorrow, at the very latest. Whee!
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| *does the Stoat victory-dance* Woo! Go Thracia!
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Whoa, is that the same crazy, flippy dance that a weasel does to hypnotize a rabbit so as to make it easier prey? 'Cause I saw that on Discovery Channel once, and it was awesome. But you wouldn't try to lure me into a false sense of security so you could go for my jugular! Ha ha. Ha.
*watches* Oooo... *is hypnotized*
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*snaps fingers*
Ok looks like your un-hyponized so you can get typing again
*races around the office with joy*
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You do a happy dance for someone and look at the thanks you get!
*catches Thracia's eye again and starts murmuring the 'act like a chicken' mantra*
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| *strengthens the power of the mutter*
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Don't be ricluckulous. I mean ridiculous! What a stupid thing for you to cock-a-doodle-do. I mean do!
Ba-gakk!
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And there I was thinking it was Stoat's pee-pee dance
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LMAO! Damn, I missed all the fun....
Thracia is a chicken, Stoat is doing her [in]famous pee-pee dance and I sit here writing about Toyata and how soft and silky Stalin's moustache is. Ah well.
*poketh* :biggrin:
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I really like that AV. If nothing else I can stop picturing you as a bearded lady at least.
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Ah don't reckon ah follow this chicken dance malarky, but ahm still awaiting that new chapter Ms.Alba. Yup.
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Darn, I missed all the fun here. We have a menagerie of people it would seem.
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| aren't they for birds?
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| chinaren wrote: | | You've gone back to the classic look I see Alba, in your av I mean. |
Why, thank you! Yes, I'll miss seeing my beloved Rincewind (damn, I wish he was real) every time I post, but I thought the Roman lady nibbling thoughtfully on her stylus was more fitting. Or something.
Anyway, I was an irresponsible person and went out to the movies with my dear momma, cutting out some of my mindless typing time. Forgive me! But now I'm back to said mindless typing, and moving along nicely. Remind me to never. Write. My. Chapter. On. Paper. Again.
*nurses bleeding fingertips*
Edit: Soily, you were picturing me as WHAT?!
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Yeah, well, that's racist. I'm offended. Yarg, and such.
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I'm sorry if I caused any offence! I didn't mean to! And I just meant.... oh all right, I'll be quiet now..
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| Wow, I finally caught up! Hilarious story; I'm joining the waiting audience for chapter five! I suppose it took sheets and sheets of paper, so a lot to type?
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Thanks, Mother Goose! Yes, it took quite a bit of paper. *counts* Twenty-eight pages, as a matter of fact. Of course, I do have big, sloppy handwriting, so it would have been a lot anyway. Chapter five is my longest chapter yet, though. I had a lot to fit in before the DP.
And Soily, I was just joking with you. It takes a lot to get me offended, and I'm certainly not into all that feminazi bull-pockey. I just like to have fun every now and then.
Anyway, I FINALLY finished typing up that monster of a chapter, so I'll put it up in a sec. Huzzah! *does a weak little dance* Whee.
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