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It's both, of course! 
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| vgmaster wrote: | | The universe is in the bag, as well as a cat who enjoys dead people. Oh, and don't forget the annoying talking pug. |
You know, a year later, and I realize this might be taken as a personal offense.
SO... in the bag is my shattered sense of self esteem. *sob* THANKS, vgmaster, you heartless sod! (bwaaaaa ha ahaha!  )
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I've still not decided on a winner for this yet, though VMastas recent* entry made me nearly grin...
| Quote: | 2: Another bag
3: This contest
4: Global Warming |
...and Thoggy Mewler, (welcome to IF btw), those were no doubt very good suggestions, but my attention span isn't... ooh, shiny.
Keep 'em coming.
*Relatively.
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Ok. I have this one down pat! *Grins like an idiot*
1. A plot hole.
2. The company that is always referred too in the saying "Misery loves Company." Rumors have that it might be Microsoft, this is however unverified.
3. A Pinball Machine
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Thanks for the welcome China, though i thought you might like the complexity of what i said 
Anyway, will this ever be put up to a vote (just for you to see what everyone else thinks?) or is it completely up to you?
P.S What about the Pretty colors? 
P.P.S Next time you decide the bottle is a good idea, read it then, and let me know the outcome (should be interesting...  )
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| Thoggy Mewler wrote: | | Thanks for the welcome China, though i thought you might like the complexity of what i said |
I did Thoggy, I did.
| Thiggy Mewler wrote: | | Anyway, will this ever be put up to a vote (just for you to see what everyone else thinks?) or is it completely up to you? |
I've not decided yet. Don't rush me! 
| Thiggy Mawler wrote: | | P.S What about the Pretty colors? |
Pretty colors good!
| Thiggu Mawler wrote: | | P.P.S Next time you decide the bottle is a good idea, read it then, and let me know the outcome (should be interesting... ) |
I'm too drunk to understand this. 
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I forgot that China started this post so obviously the answer to Wot's in the bag is Booze. Lots of it.
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You know... in the bag might just be all the time we've wasted guessing what's in the bag in the first place..
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Oooo! This sounds fun!
I would say when you look in the bag there is nothing, but when you stick your hand in to investigate, something grabs you and pulls you inside. When you are spewed back out again, you have been completly stripped of your skin, muscles and organs, leaving just your skeleton, and you are wearing nothing but an elaborately decorated top hat, with a huge red bow (which you were not wearing when you entered the sack). 
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That's simply disgusting.
There's no way I'd ever wear a huge red bow.
Pink now, maybe.
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You don't get to choose, the bag does. And the bag likes the red bow!
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Ah, Tikazon, I like your spirit! I shall lay flowers* by your grave.
*Cheap ones of course. No point wasting Fables.
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Okay, got another one.
When you open the sack, Roy Orbison climbs out followed by two purple rabbits in miniature minis. The rabbits proceed to drive around and around Mr Orbison, while he sings "I drove all night" all night.
What do ya think? A bit too weird? Or mabye even slightly creepy? 
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Wot's in the bag? All the lost time wasted on things that were ne'er meant to be, the love that was wasted on lies and false premises, and the destroyed hopes from the time that reality sunk in. These are laying dormant, waiting to be released so that the miserable cycle can begin anew. I suggest you burn the damn thing and kill the individual that created it to prevent another sucker trap from emerging.
Of course it could be filled with a medley of condoms, lubricants and odd devices for sexual stimulation. Where did you say you found this bag Chinny? I seem to be missing a lot of stuff from my treasure chest o' joy
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The bag is a direct portal to your own anal cavity.
Do not stick your hand in the bag.
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| Mephistopheles wrote: | Wot's in the bag? All the lost time wasted on things that were ne'er meant to be, the love that was wasted on lies and false premises, and the destroyed hopes from the time that reality sunk in. These are laying dormant, waiting to be released so that the miserable cycle can begin anew. I suggest you burn the damn thing and kill the individual that created it to prevent another sucker trap from emerging.
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| Quote: | | Of course it could be filled with a medley of condoms, lubricants and odd devices for sexual stimulation. Where did you say you found this bag Chinny? I seem to be missing a lot of stuff from my treasure chest o' joy |
Er, I'm sure I don't understand what any of those things are. Ahem.
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The bag is a direct portal to your own anal cavity. |
Phang! I'm shocked and appalled. Or would be if that were actually possible.
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| Umm...ok. Whats not in the bag??? Thats the question!
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 It could be talking bag! That screams obsenities at whoever looks inside!  What a rude bag! 
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| Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:54 am Post subject: |
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Gotta up my game, now my lil' sis is on here too (Tatkret Sos).
What's in the bag?
A flock of gold and silver birds,
A charming story of infinate words,
A unicorn of sparkling white,
The mystic moon and a starry night,
A beautiful bluebird that sweetly sings,
The greatest of all great things,
A glistening pheonix of fiery red,
Marilyn Monroe back from the dead,
A singing snake, a talking moose,
A pack of snow-white wolves on the loose,
A kiwi, a kakapo and a kangaroo,
Moonboots, a hula hoop and a pogo stick too,
A laugh that could send you around the bend,
And eventually this poem's end.
Not as wacky as the others, but I just wanted to show off a bit really (Tee!Hee!) 
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Thanks Thunderbird! 
Besides my mum, no one has ever really complimented me on a poem before. Probably because I'm a near hermit, but it means alot all the same. 
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In the bag there is just one thing. One very small thing is all it contains. A tiny little thing is in the bag. In the bag is the only thing more fun than being vague which is this thing.
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THE NEVERENDING STORY IS IN THE BAG.
After all nothing beats a flying DOG!
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