IFki:General disclaimer

From IFki

WARNING: Exposure to City Of IF has been known to cause severe brain damage, mental retardation, seizures, eyeball bleeding, violent fits, spontaneous combustion, death, reanimation, and a total disregard for physics.

We are not responsible for any injuries responsible for reading the IFki or residing in the City of IF. Read this at your own risk.

We reserve the right to hopelessly mangle the words of others into unrecognizable parodies of what they once were.