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| Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 5:09 am Post subject: |
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| AAAAAAAAAHHHHH Ohmph *lands on saxon*ouch oops ran out of gas :oops: exuse me im going to taco bell pppttthhhppp |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:53 am Post subject: |
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| Anonymous wrote: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH Ohmph *lands on saxon*ouch oops ran out of gas :oops: exuse me im going to taco bell pppttthhhppp OOC:: that was me :oops: :oops: :oops: |
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saxon215
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| Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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lol even the new people are catching the forgot to log in feaver
lol love the new avator D very stylish, i think we should get a picture of a ravens wing for Rave and a picture of a fang for phang |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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And a pic of an anglo-saxon for you...the turkey's out of date bub. D-Lotus screams at the top of his lungs.
"Let's concentrate on this, ok?! The true mystery is not the Big Giant vibrating Dildo, but whats on top of it! Look carefully...it's a....."
"Oh, by the way, I think it's Phangs turn to go with sax." |
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saxon215
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| Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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"rROOOOMPH ROOOOOK GRRRRRRUHHH!!!!"
"will someone hurry this is embarrasing", smee translated |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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Phang turns into a giant diaper , wraps around saxon and calls:
"Go ahead, I'm ready...."
A few moments later....
"Tiiiimber!"
Then Phang faints. |
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Phang
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| Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:55 am Post subject: |
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That wont work! Muwahahahaaa...
The dump passes straight through and lands on the floor. Phang returns to Evil Overlord form and laughs manically. She points to the huge puddle of coke and the no-longer-collapsed buildings, laughs again, and dissapears :!: :shock:
A tiny ant-like robot is seen scuttling away with a hologram projector mounted on his back... |
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| Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 2:04 am Post subject: |
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| How's this for fangs? |
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saxon215
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| Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 5:18 am Post subject: |
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the giant poo lands on the quickly aproaching King Keavney, is his best and most expensive formal suit
"ROOOPS", roared saxon and everyone looked expectantly at Smee fo the translation.
"oh come on thats obviously woops", he said slightly anoyed about its obviousness.
OOC: yeah those fangs are cool |
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| Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:04 am Post subject: |
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| They don't look real though. I don't know..... well, they're cool I guess. |
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saxon215
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| Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:45 am Post subject: |
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| well lets see you do better, mainly coz phang neeeds ones that are a buit better because they are kinda odd looking now you mention it |
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Smee
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| Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:46 am Post subject: |
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| I've made one for you Phang. I'll send it to you if you have an email address. Not brilliant, but it may give you an idea. |
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saxon215
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| Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:09 am Post subject: |
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| BRILLIANT!! anyoone got any pictures of big hairy anglo-saxons i can have, hopefully in armour an with swords |
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| Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:24 am Post subject: |
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| I've made a better fang, and put my email up. It's my dad's though so don't keep emailing me. |
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| Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Cool. Hey sax, look in Goggle. Actually, I will for you. |
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saxon215
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| Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:05 am Post subject: |
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| hahahaha every time io use google i alkways end up in porno dont know why |
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| Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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| well if you search for 'naked people' it's quite understandable :twisted: . |
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saxon215
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| Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:20 am Post subject: |
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| hahaha no its like that song by tripod, whateever i type in it just comes up with boobs |
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| Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 1:56 am Post subject: |
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| Haha. Good thing that doesn't happen to me. |
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saxon215
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| Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:10 am Post subject: |
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| well its not all bad |
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| Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:42 am Post subject: |
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| I think I know what you mean there... |
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| Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:45 am Post subject: |
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| Oh by the way Smee smeels haha :twisted: . |
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| Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:49 am Post subject: |
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Quote: smeels
What does that mean then!
I'm fairly sure it means intelligent, smart, good looking, all round great guy. :wink: |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 12:08 am Post subject: |
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| Smells + Smee=Smeels. I was in a silly mood. By the way, I searched for you on ebay and found an ugly little gnome! Haha! |
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saxon215
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| Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 1:18 am Post subject: |
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| lol, does that mean that D Deel's? |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:36 am Post subject: |
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| It not as smell-ish though... |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:01 am Post subject: |
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Quote: Smells + Smee=Smeels.
You know what, you're right. I do indeed smell....with my nose. :wink:
You, however, stink. :D |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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ummmm...phang pheels hahahaha!
ummmm...sax seels ahahahaahaah
Well, what did you type in in google sax? Ok, I'll go find you it. |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:27 am Post subject: |
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| King Keavney, obviously pissed off, decides it was all Phang's fault and chases after the hologram robot. It sprouts rocket-jetpacks and a mini machine-gun, and flies off while shooting at the brown smelly King. Evil Minions with blue skin, orange eyes and noseplugs come to drag the King away. One faces the crowd. "You saw nothing! Move away-now! Don't make me call the Leigions of Evilness!" |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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Suddenly The Vibrating One starts shaking, so much, that it opens a crack in the ground....
Just at that moment, a teletransportation device makes all of interfable's 10,000 members appear in the room...
Ahhhhhhhh....
Everybody falls in the huge hole..even Phang......although her minions try to pull her up...
D yells:
I've been shot!
and Smee says:
Oh no! Blimey, mate!
Reiso:
The actual theoretical meaning of this extraurdinary phenomenom is balh blah blah and blah no one cares.... |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 7:33 am Post subject: |
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*Insane then farts and flies off screaming*
I DONT GO FALLIN INTO MYSTERUIOUS HOLES |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 10:57 am Post subject: |
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The hole only manages to swallow Phang after streching to about 10 times the size after swallowing the others. Landing on the mountain of members, she hears a mumble from beneath the mountain and Smee crawls out from the bottom with D's monkey statue firmly wedged in his head!
D and Insane dig through the members with spades, collect the statue, and go back into the mountain, putting the members back as they go. "Ow." says Smee before falling unconsious. |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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Mordok, still holding the ice-cream and exhaust pipe from page one, commences to do his award winning rendition of 'Cereal Killer' by Green Jello.
Everyone in a five mile radius is so enthralled by the singing that nothing happens that effects the story.
The ice cream however, melts. |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 6:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Mordok's inactivity fails to amuse D statuette, and it stays in D's hand, however, everybodyelse stares at Mordok from under thousands of bodies and pounds of dirt.... |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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Saxon trabsforms in full beast form and errupts out of the mountin of bodies causing thousands of people to be flung in all directions
Saxon stares at the possibly dead posibly just barely alive form of smee
"RILL RET ROO ROR RISS!!!", he screams angrily at Phang and all her stupid minions who believe theyre evil monsters when really theyre just stupid goths and he begins to pound the cr@p out of them to save Keavney who is still running and get revenge for smee
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| Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:17 am Post subject: |
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In my groggy state I instinctively went to translate Saxon's growls for anyone listening.
"Ha...you lot are ...all in for it now...ha...he's going to kill you all...haha...oh god my head hurts..."
(NB: Maybe they really were evil monsters; as most of my friends are 'stupid goths') |
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| Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:10 am Post subject: |
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| *goes after phangs minions as well with burrito farts and noxious nacho breath as well as the spade* BOOGIE WOOGIE WU |
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| Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:20 am Post subject: |
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| Phang quickly calls upon Leigions of Evilness before flying off quickly to call her Elite Team of Revenge Gods. |
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| Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:34 am Post subject: |
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Slipping on the Mordoks melted ice cream, Phangs Elite revenge team falls into the hole recently vacated by saxon and are instantly overwhelmed by ICP's noxious fart gas, which is heavier than air and has fallen into the hole.
Much puking ensues.
A boozookian shoots a guy named Spud, forcing him to drop a much neglected RP story on some chickens that are attempting to take over the world. |
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Clonver's psychic powers are somehow dulled by the toxic fart gas, and he has to resort to climbing to get out of the hole ( :shock: shock horror :shock: )!
Viscgara Bloorada is almost killed thanks to his sensitive Demonic Vampire nostrils (well they're not sensitive any more). The only thing preventing his death is the fact he's already dead.
Even Java, greatest of the Revenge Gods, King-slave of Destiny, drops his guard, leaving the way for Phang and the Bird to have a massive god-fight in his mind.
Erm, being used to the smell of her own B.O, looks around wondering what's wrong, before flying out of the hole to join the fight. |
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