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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:18 am Post subject: Good vs Evil vs Money! Auction house. Closed for summer. |
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What's all this about then?
This thread is the bidding thread for the Storygame of the same name (Good vs Evil vs Money) that can be found in the FANTASY section. I started it because I am very poor and need more Fables to buy food for the starving children that Key turns out onto the streets. Ahem.
If you don't know about FABLES then I suggest you read the money thread at the top of this forum.
Here you can bid to be a character (or a thing even) in the game, or you can bid for SOMEONE ELSE to be a character or thing in the game.
If someone else bids to be someone/thing, you can bid higher to change his/her specification.
Private bids (a PM to me) will be considered, but I would prefer them to be in this thread.
Finally, any bids on anything else (plot twists etc) will also be considered. I reserve the right to refuse ideas or change anything I like without notice.
Any characters that win a bid will be inserted (sometimes painfully) into the story at the earliest opportunity. However, on occasion this may take a little while if a suitable plot entrance point doesn't become available.
Thank you for listening.
Chinaren. Chairman and President of Chinaren Enterprises. Fleecing the poor to give to me.
-- (Old initial message...) --
Okay, Rooollll up Roll up.. Come to the Grande Character Auction ladies and gentlethings.. Today on the podium we have...
A HERO. Yes sir (or madam) a genuuuiiinee Hero (male or female) race of your choice! Who will start the bidding? Do I hear a bid of 2 fables? 2 Fables, 2 Fables, speak up now....
*and I have NO idea what it will be about yet, but details details.. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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i raise my card in the bid.
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:27 am Post subject: 2Fables... |
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2 Fables to the yellow fat guy at the back.
Do I hear an advance on 2 Fables, 2 Fables 2 Fables <gets dizzy and falls over> _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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"Hey! i resent that! oh wait... i am fat"
*sits down and cries*
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evilhomer28 wrote: | "Hey! i resent that! oh wait... i am fat"
*sits down and cries* |
_________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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*takes a bow* thankyou, thankyou, you are all too kind
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OOH! ME ME ME ME!
I absolutely MUST be in this story! Noone and nothing will stand in my way!
So in a completely unprecedented display of economic suicide, I will raise the bid to .....
3 Fables _________________ Duke Reg
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:48 pm Post subject: Oops |
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I just realised that every post earns 10 fables, so by bidding you actually make a profit (upt to 10 anyway).
3 Fables to Duke Reg sat in the front there. Any advance on 3 fables? Do I hear 5 fables? _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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*Waves arms manically*
Yep - there's 5 fables here. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:37 am Post subject: 5 Fables |
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5 fables from the long armed fellow near the toilets. That's more like it.
Now then, who will give me 10Fables? 10 Fables 10 Fables do I hear 10Fables for this fine heroic character? _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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oooh 10 fables over here.
er...wait a sec, doh! _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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*jumps up* 15 fables!
*looks at stomach to see it wobbling like crazy*
oh....
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 5:24 am Post subject: 15 |
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Now we are cooking with gas! Alright, 15Fables back to the fat yellow guy at the back.
Do i hear 20Fables? 20Fables 20Fables 20Fables 20Fables 20Fables 20 (deep breath) Fables? _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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woooooo look at that blubber fly
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I'll give you a hundred Fables if you make me the tasteful comic relief or lovable-oaf sidekick! (But only if you promise to do it properly.)
Edit: Oh, and anyone with that amount of money to waste has to be a Duke in the story as well. Please? Perty pleeze? _________________ Duke Reg
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:12 am Post subject: Tastefull |
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That strikes me as a good deal!
I don't think I can stoop to 'tasteful', but I can do lovable Oaf alright! And a Duke to boot.
Sidekick character:
Sold to m'lord Duke sat in the big chair at the front! Congratulations m'lord Duke. Character will be delivered upon payment!
Still available:
Evil, evil villain (this gotta be big bucks!)
Hero (currently under the hammer)
Other suggestions entertained. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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wahoo. come on i must have won the auction by now
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HAHA I won, take that loser's, I'm an oaf and you aren't!
Hey...
I expect a reciept chinaren... just so you don't forget I paid when you finally write the story in a few months time... _________________ Duke Reg
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Fear not Duke, I have a small piece of paper here with a scribbled note that I have put... er where did I put that thing?
Now then. I see no reason why I can't open bids for the villain now.
Do I hear an opening bid for the Villain character?
For the Hero character...
The bidding stands at 15F to EvilHomer. Going once.... _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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15 F is too much for me.
Maybe I'll bid for the evil guy later. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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I bid for the villain! *jumps up and down flailing arms* _________________ Stuff here
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Smee wrote: | 15 F is too much for me.
Maybe I'll bid for the evil guy later. |
A rich man like you Smee? Over a 1000F in the bank and all.
Phang, I hear you. How much is your opening bid?
For the hero! The bid is 15Fables, going twice... _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Go on then - twist my arm - 20F for the hero. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Wooohoo! 20 is bid by the richly clad Mr.Smee.
Do I hear 30? 30 Fables for this handsome (or not, your choice) Hero?
30 Fables! A bargain!
For the Villain, The demon in the corner has bid, but I am not sure how much yet! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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I'm gonna be a tight git and say 1F! _________________ Stuff here
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35 fables for the hero!
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One full, round Fable is bid for the hero by the tightwad in the corner. Do I hear 5 Fables?
35Fables is bid for the hero! Do I hear 50? 50Fables... _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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chinaren wrote: | One full, round Fable is bid for the hero by the tightwad in the corner. Do I hear 5 Fables? |
I think you'll find it's villain. _________________ Stuff here
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How do we know you'll even start the story instead of running away with a blonde, our money in the backseat of the ferrari? _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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wait, how did Smee and chinareg get so much money? I know I got 1000 for finishing a storygame...but you guys? _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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D-Lotus wrote: | wait, how did Smee and chinareg get so much money? I know I got 1000 for finishing a storygame...but you guys? |
They post a lot. I guess. Mmmm. <Looks suspiciously around.> _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Indeed we do.
40 Fables for the Hero. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Mr.Smee has bid 40Fables for the Hero! (Though as the richest person in IF, perhaps we should call him Smee Gates )
40F has been bid. Do I hear 50? 50 50 50 50 50 50Fables?doIhear50Fablesforthehero?50Fables going once...
Still only 1Fables bid for the villain? Do I hear 5Fables for this monsterous creature? _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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If Phang wins with 1 Fable, I'll give you another 10 to make him a real miserly skinflint throughout the story. _________________ Duke Reg
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:34 am Post subject: |
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i bid 60 for the hero, but hadn't you better keep hold of your money smee? to get that forum?
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I believe I have enough EH
Bids 65 _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Lol - I conceed
To the victor the spoils, unless anyone else leaps in with a bid. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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this looks like fun! I vote 70fables for the hero. can I vote for the villan to?
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No! You can't vote for both, and you only have 70 Fables, so better post more if you want to bid higher!
Anyway, 70Fables has been bid to the young man(?) sitting on the floor. <Looks at Homer> Any advance of 70Fables? Do I hear 80Fables?
And just seen another bid (finally!!) for the villain! 5 fables! Do I hear 10? Mr.Phang? 10Fables? I must say, the villain will be eeeeviill, well worth many many fables! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Come on guys - this is the bad guy.
* Waves 25 fables around* _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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25Fables has been waved around! 25Fables for Mr.Smee. Do I hear an advance on this evil evil villain?
The hero is at 70 Fables, going once...
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I'll bid 5 Fables for the villain and 45 for the hero. If either one doesn't have some variety of magic I can mess around with, I will REND YOU.
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Hyperion wrote: | I'll bid 5 Fables for the villain and 45 for the hero. If either one doesn't have some variety of magic I can mess around with, I will REND YOU. |
Pay attention at the back there. The bidding stands at 70Fables for the hero and 25 for the villain! You have to bid more than that, not less! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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er... didn't read bottom half of this page. I'll bid 30 and 75 then.
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Has anyone put in a bid yet for the role of 'annoying talking animal'?
Well, it worked in Shrek 2!
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Hyperion wrote: | er... didn't read bottom half of this page. I'll bid 30 and 75 then. |
Hey Hype, much as I would welcome the extra fables, I think I must allow bidding on only one of the two characters. If you won both you would be twins. Although...mmmm...
Shady. Good idea! I am willing to entertain bids for smart mouth talking animal! (Survival not guaranteed!)
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:24 am Post subject: |
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If I succeed in both, I will simply let the next highest bidder take the one of my choice...
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Can't say fairer than that. So...
Bidding now stands at 30evilFables for the villain, and 75angelic fables for the hero, both to the shrouded in mystery figure floating near the ceiling...
DO I hear a 40Fables bid for the villain? I promise no good shall tarnish this character!
How about 80Fables for the hero? A character of uncompromising lawfull-good alignment. (shudders) _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Shady. Good idea! I am willing to entertain bids for smart mouth talking animal! (Survival not guaranteed!)
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*waves paws excitedly in the air*
Me! Me! Oh, pick me! Pick me!
5 bright shiny fables, from the stoat in the balcony...
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Shady Stoat wrote: | chinaren wrote: |
Shady. Good idea! I am willing to entertain bids for smart mouth talking animal! (Survival not guaranteed!)
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*waves paws excitedly in the air*
Me! Me! Oh, pick me! Pick me!
5 bright shiny fables, from the stoat in the balcony... |
Hawhaw!!
5shiny fables to the furry rat in the balcony it is!
Do I hear 10? _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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*Smee the Wolftit wave's 10 fables* _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:39 am Post subject: |
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I'll consider putting 25 Fables on that for I wish to obtain a familiar or, simply, a creature with added abilities at the moment.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:42 am Post subject: |
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"Mpphphhphh Mpphphhp Gsmphhhh!"
*Stoat takes a giant gulp, then spits feathers out of her mouth*
"Sorry. Meant to raise the bid to 30Fables...."
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:44 am Post subject: |
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ROFL - 35 fables just for the cheek of eating me. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Smee wrote: | ROFL - 35 fables just for the cheek of eating me. |
*gargles with mouthwash*
Yeah, but think of it this way - I'm gonna have bits of Smee stuck in my teeth for days now!
40 Fables!
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My heart bleeds for you.
50 fables _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:57 am Post subject: |
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60 Fables and a bucket of KFC! (well, it might be chicken...)
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Shady Stoat wrote: | 60 Fables and a bucket of KFC! (well, it might be chicken...) |
*wonders if Smee tasted like chicken* _________________ The maker of a sentence launches out into the infinite and builds a road into Chaos and old Night, and is followed by those who hear him with something of wild, creative delight. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:00 am Post subject: |
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55 Fables and an even bigger bucket of KFSS(you know what the SS stands for... )
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*Plucks out a Stoat whisker for nest lining.*
70 fables. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:02 am Post subject: |
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77 Sunset Stoats... and 77 Fables!
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:05 am Post subject: |
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Thank you, thank you... *waits impatiently for people to bid*
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:06 am Post subject: |
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ROFL!!
What HAVE I started?
Oh, well, there's only one response to all this violence....
*begins to roll up sleeves and clench fists*
"Run awaaaaayyyy! Run awaaaayyyyy!
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:09 am Post subject: |
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So... I get the Stoat then?
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:15 am Post subject: |
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I've lost track!
Er, so far the bidding for the annoying talking animal (survival not guaranteed) is 77Fables. I think.
Hero is 80 Fables and the Villain is 40Fables.
Phew. All (current) winning bids are from Mr.Hyperion*.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:19 am Post subject: |
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I knew someone would get around to going there eventually... I thought it was appropriate...
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:21 am Post subject: |
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I bid 10 bright shiny fables for the privilege of veto. I don't mind not being the annoying talking animal, but NOBODY else is gonna be a stoat!
I am one of a kind! *preen*
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:24 am Post subject: |
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I'll bid 30 for a universal veto.
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Hyperion wrote: | I'll bid 30 for a universal veto. |
You want to veto the universe???
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:34 am Post subject: |
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*rolls eyes* If anyone bids above me, I can activate my... 2 shot universal veto to cut that person from the bidding race. Or one.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:49 am Post subject: |
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100fables for the hero.
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I thought you were giving all your fables to SchoolMarm! - you seem to be spending them pretty liberally. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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50 Fables for the villain! _________________ Stuff here
Da Huuuuub
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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50Fables is bid for the villain from Mr.Phang! Is there any further bid? Do I hear 60?
100Fables for the Hero! A nice bid Homer!
77Fables for A.T.A(S.N.G) to Mr.Hyperon.
Sorry, I am not taking bids for vetos (at thisprecise moment), but I will listen to requests.
I want to close the bidding soon, so keep an eye on this thread!
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I'm afraid all my money is concentrated elsewhere... _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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D-Lotus wrote: | I'm afraid all my money is concentrated elsewhere... |
Come now D-L, you are the second richest in the IF world, only a couple of shillings less than Smee Gates himself!
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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I'll withdraw bids on all but my soon to be familiar. I'll go for the same type of deal as DukeReg for my person.
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Hyperion wrote: | I'll withdraw bids on all but my soon to be familiar. I'll go for the same type of deal as DukeReg for my person. |
Well, you've been outbid on the Hero and the Villain, and you are winning the 'animal' bid, but make me an offer if you like...
Hero: 100Fables going once... (Homer)
Villain: 50Fables going once... (Phang)
Animal: 77Fables going once... (Hyperion) _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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I know. I could easily just bid +10% on both, but I won't.
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Quote: | Come now D-L, you are the second richest in the IF world, only a couple of shillings less than Smee Gates himself! |
Actually you are pretty close yourself - and I think your earnings from this auction will push you into the richest position.
Does that make you Queen Chinaren of England
Or the Sultan of that place where he's very rich _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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!! When I last looked at me I was fourth. I really must get myself a life!
<Wallows in a pile of Fables.>
Homer Simpson: How do you sleep at night?
McBain: On a big pile of gold surrounded by beautiful women. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Damn it- how do you earn beautiful women.
*Continues rolling in pile of fables.* _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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rofl. im just the scrounger with the need for fables.
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:35 am Post subject: Going twice... |
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Hero: 100Fables going twice... (Homer)
Villain: 50Fables going twice... (Phang)
Animal: 77Fables going twice... (Hyperion) _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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I wannawannawanna make another bid!!!
Not for any of the other three characters, though.
I want to be the damsel in distress (come on, you gotta have one!)
I want to scream and jiggle up and down prettily whenever the evil villain turns up.
I want to wear silk and have blonde, lustrous ringlets.
I want to have a dazzling smile and an IQ that's lower than my tooth count.
Now this'll be a challenge!!
Five shiny pennies from the stoat in the blonde wig...
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Well, I guess that should be okay, though I am not sure if it will be a 'constant' part. Maybe in and out of the story, if you see what I mean!
Anyway, bid (and challenge) accepted!
Hero: 100Fables LAST CALL... (Homer)
Villain: 50Fables LAST CALL.. (Phang)
Animal: 77Fables going thrice... (Hyperion)
I am going out to dinner now, and when I come back (assuming I'm not too drunk) I will close the bidding on the Hero and the Villain. The animal will close if no one tops Hyperion's bid, but as it won't appear until the second chapter it can remain open if the situation calls...
Shady's 'Damsel in distress' also remains open!' _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Okay then! We have some winners!
Hero: 100Fables Bidding closed!... (Homer)
Villain: 50Fables Bidding closed!... (Phang)
Animal: 77Fables Bidding closed!... (Hyperion)
If the winners would like to pay up, I will post the first chapter of the story very soon!
The Animal probably won't appear in the first chapter.
Damsel in Distress - Bidding open ... 5Fables to the Stoat!
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Drunkard - forgetting to log in.
Hope you enjoyed your dinner.
Happy Writing. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Now that you have your story in place I'm afraid you are breaking the one thread only rule.
I'm moving this thread to the market place which is where it should have technically been all along. Afterall we were all earning fables with every bid.
It didn't occur to me until I saw your story thread though.
I will read your story once I get home from work - I look forward to it.
Happy auctioning. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Ooh! Can I take the place of the evil toady? The loyal evil toady that always goes "Yes, Master..."
I bid...um...all 16 fables I have!
(Pathetic, I know, but at least I'm trying..." _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
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Idea master wrote: | Ooh! Can I take the place of the evil toady? The loyal evil toady that always goes "Yes, Master..."
I bid...um...all 16 fables I have!
(Pathetic, I know, but at least I'm trying..." |
Mmmm, I like the idea!
16Fables I am bid for loyal evil toady! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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17 fables for a lack of annoying evil toadies near me! I don't want some damn annoying toad... _________________ Stuff here
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26 fables now! Ha! _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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*runs off to spam so as to gain fables*
I will win this! _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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31!
Who said I was going to be a toad, for goodness sakes?
I just want to be the messanger that is constantly shot and is never actually killed... _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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32!
No annoying non-killed non-pain-feeling n00bish evil minions! I shall choose my own with my monetary strength! Mwahaha!
Though I may compromise...I shall have a toadie, but it must be tight-chained to the wall with its stomach slit open, pulling ever tighter to pull it shred by shred of skin until its guts spill out onto the floor and it does that manic toad death-scream... _________________ Stuff here
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33!
Well then, make me into a horde of messangers that are constantly killed over and over again! _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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34!
Or better yet, make me into some other minion.
Like the new manager of battle!
I just want to be some sort of minion.
(Cause the evil spot is taken...*Glare at Phang*)
Ooh! Wait!
I wanna be a demon!
And not any whimpy demon either!
I wanna be a world-destroying class demon!
Muwahahahaha! FOOLISH MORTALS! FLEE BEFORE ME!
*cough*
Was that me?
*Innocent cat look to divert attention* _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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I bid 40 fables to be a sentient magical item.
Something dignified, please, like a staff or a sword (or a key ).
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lol
I bid 50 that he's a magical chamber pot
(hey you were almost tortured like I was. ) _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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I'm a stickin with the demon! I want to cause mass death, not be a victim of it! _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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I bid 100 Fables that...
- IM is an evil minion (emphais on minion). Elrag or Ghera, make your choice.
- Key is a magic chamber pot don't worry we'll have a normal chamber pot for chamber pot-usage.
- That Smee is a monkey.
- That somebody is called Vion (hey it's a cool name).
That should be all. Any questions? _________________ Stuff here
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So you are going to ride a monkey to the front lines _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Damn you Phang! Damn youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
*Grumble mutter*
I wanted to be a demon with cool world-destroying powers, but nooooo. Phang has to step in. _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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Smee wrote: | I bid 50 that he's a magical chamber pot |
If you want me to be a magical chamber pot, you'll have to pay a lot more than that.
I bid 110 fables to be dignified.
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Bring it on
111 fables
Although I'm sure a certain procrastinating abductor wants some of this action too. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Woooo! I like this!
Chamber pot or not chamber pot, that is the question...
Phang, for your bid I think you need to seperate them, as other people can't bid on 4 things at once. However for these two...
That Smee is a monkey. - Sorry, I have already chosen what Smee is to be (though maybe later on)
That somebody is called Vion (hey it's a cool name). It is cool, but I am using People of IF to populate this. Well, if I get a chance. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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112.
...he says, desperately buying time as he looks with horror at the piles of fables next to "Smee Gates"...
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Outta my price range
I only got like 80 F
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Key wrote: | 112.
...he says, desperately buying time as he looks with horror at the piles of fables next to "Smee Gates"... |
ROFL!!! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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150 _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Aah, IM appears to have given up. I am pleased. _________________ Stuff here
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Not really, I'm waiting to see if your bid on me is going to be accepted or not. And you may have to pay 100 fables for each item! So pick!
I stay by my bid if Phang's is not accepted or if she stops bidding on me! _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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No, I'm now just going with Project De-Nuisance (woohoo! My own Secret Project ), namely the insurance that, should IM become an evil minion, at least he is a decent one, though not n00bish (I'm not sure Chinaren would allow it without decent payment, anyway).
So, IM, have you decided yet? I'll throw in Lashane too. _________________ Stuff here
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Phang wrote: | No, I'm now just going with Project De-Nuisance (woohoo! My own Secret Project ), namely the insurance that, should IM become an evil minion, at least he is a decent one, though not n00bish (I'm not sure Chinaren would allow it without decent payment, anyway).
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Of course he will be a "good" evil minion! What sort of person do you take me for*?
Phang's Evil Minion bid is 34Fables to IM (though these names are hard to fit into the story! You make me work for my Fables you lot!) going once...
150Fables I am bid by Smee for Key to be a sentient magical chamber pot, (I like this idea!) going once...
*Don't answer that! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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...he whispers to the auctioneer while Smee is sleeping...
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Put it to 35, I don't want to only have one fable.
And let it stay there. Permantly, please. Just...don't kill me too early. _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
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151 bid to Key the not-chamber pot! Going once..
Oh, sorry. Were we being quiet? _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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*Rubs sleep from his eyes with a hedgehog*
Er...what.... ooh that sneaky chamber pot.
*Another unfortunate sneeze and a small bag falls on the table.*
Bids 239 Fables _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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240 fables.
The Mayoral Dignity Fund is now accepting donations. Please contribute whatever fables you can to the cause of the non-chamber pot and help me preserve the dignity of this esteemed office...
..or at least, help make Smee pay through the nose
I promise that if I lose this auction I will return all donated fables.
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Err... guys?
I think we're all missing the point here. If Chinaren's going to make so much money out of this, shouldn't he be the one who has to work for it?
I bid 300 for Key to be a dignified magical item... that falls into as many undignified situations as Chinaren has the ingenuity to think up
*innocent smile*
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oooh - good idea.
I could compromise and accept that.
(in the interest of not giving Chinaren all our money ) _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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[quote="Shady Stoat"]
I think we're all missing the point here. If Chinaren's going to make so much money out of this, shouldn't he be the one who has to work for it?
I bid 300 for Key to be a dignified magical item... that falls into as many undignified situations as Chinaren has the ingenuity to think up
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Ooh SS, you spoilsport! Well, sort of. I'm confused! I must admit, I have been having some good ideas about the chamber pot thing! Ahh well, this one would probably be better in the long term, though I was rather looking forward to making a dent in Smee Gates's fortune!
Dignified Item that gets into un-dignified situations bid 300 going once... _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Ooh SS, you spoilsport! Well, sort of. I'm confused! I must admit, I have been having some good ideas about the chamber pot thing! Ahh well, this one would probably be better in the long term, though I was rather looking forward to making a dent in Smee Gates's fortune!
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One more reply to go, then I'll know I came up with a compromise that's made EVERYONE unhappy!
*saunters off, whistling a merry tune...*
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I bid that Key is indeed a chamberpot. 301 fables. One with IMITATION CHERRIES on it. And brown stains on the outside. :p Don't listen to him, he has limitless Fables if he really wants them... Ye Olde Money Management Panel. I'll bid 47F on IM. And IM HAS to be a minion of good. :p
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I bid that Key is indeed a chamberpot. 301 fables
Ho ho.
And IM HAS to be a minion of good.
Ouch! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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55 to be an evil one! EVIL, I say!
From Spaceballs:
"Evil will always win, because good is dumb." _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
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66 for the powers of shiny Good.
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*a meteor mysteriously hits every fast car in the multiverse*
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*Tries to look innocent while next to the metor-summoning switch thingy.*
It, um...wasn't me?
*Shifts into a kitty and walks off*
Mrow.
*Gets hit by a sunbeam and falls asleep.*
Zzzz. _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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*Idly pets the kitten for a while, then grins nastily at Chinaren and walks off...*
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*sits back and watches the bidding, having gotten confused* _________________ Stuff here
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302 fables to be either:
1) a highly dignified kingly sceptre of great power, which may fall into undignified situations
or
2) a chamber pot (not with cherries or brown stains) which is treated only with the highest dignity.
Chinaren's choice.
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Quote: | a chamber pot (not with cherries or brown stains) which is treated only with the highest dignity. |
I guess that's not something you ever imagined you'd hope for when you started this site. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Smee wrote: | Quote: | a chamber pot (not with cherries or brown stains) which is treated only with the highest dignity. |
I guess that's not something you ever imagined you'd hope for when you started this site. |
ROFL!
*high-fives Smee*
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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Gah!
Okay. Bidding is:
66Fables to Hyperion for IM to be a minion of Good. Going once...
302Fables for Key to be various varieties of dignified/undignified things to Shady Stoat, going once...
[/b] _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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67 for being a random person who serves as a minion to the first side that meets him.
Can't get much better at a compromise than that. _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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Smee wrote: | Quote: | a chamber pot (not with cherries or brown stains) which is treated only with the highest dignity. |
I guess that's not something you ever imagined you'd hope for when you started this site. |
Well, I guess it's one of life's lessons - you can't always choose what happens to you, but you can always choose to act with dignity.
Smee wrote: | 302Fables for Key to be various varieties of dignified/undignified things to Shady Stoat, going once... |
Actually, I'm the one who bid that, but if you want to charge Shady Stoat, that's ok with me...
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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Key wrote: |
Actually, I'm the one who bid that, but if you want to charge Shady Stoat, that's ok with me... |
Whoa! Slow down there!
Pay the Mayor's bills for him? Must I remind you, I'm a stoatie, not a toadie!
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:38 am Post subject: Bidding. |
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Okay, so:
67Fables to IM for IM to be a minion of someone. Going once...
302Fables for KEY to be various varieties of dignified/undignified things to KEY*, going twice...
*Sorry about the confusion before, the lackey in charge of accounting has been sent to Phang for 'rectification'. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:11 am Post subject: |
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302Fables for KEY to be various varieties of dignified/undignified things to KEY*, going going... GONE!
Sold to the dignified chamber pot* for 302Fables!
67Fables to IM for IM to be a minion of someone. Going twice... _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:40 am Post subject: |
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Excellent - Key is a chamber pot and he paid for the privilege. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:10 am Post subject: |
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Smee wrote: | Excellent - Key is a chamber pot and he paid for the privilege. |
When you put it like that it does seem a little, er, strange! But also amusing, in any number of ways as well of course. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:51 am Post subject: |
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I put in 77 fables for IM to be a TOADY of good, with absolutely no backbone at all, who tags along with the good guys, licks boots, gets frequent looks of pity and sadness, and quite possibly suffers from occasional madness and lax bladders.
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:38 am Post subject: |
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IM had better be a toadie.
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:38 am Post subject: |
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78 for a random minion! Random, I say! _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:33 am Post subject: Current bidding. |
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Idea master wrote: | 78 for a random minion! Random, I say! |
Okay, bidding is now 78 for the minion to IM for IM!
50Fables bid accepted for LordotNight (by LotN) to be an evil warrior. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:35 am Post subject: |
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lordofthenight wrote: | is that accepted as in - definatly and you now want the money? |
Patience my good LotN! Patience! First we should wait and see if anyone decides to 'corrupt' your bid with a counter bid. If no one does, then, when I am ready to write the next chapter, I will close bidding on it and await with greedy palms outstretched! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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I'll bid 99 fables for IM to be MY minion.
And I am most assuredly neutral.
Wait -- is the slave trade abolished in IF?
I would bet 100 fables . . . but I'm cheap.
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Sorrow_A wrote: | I'll bid 99 fables for IM to be MY minion.
And I am most assuredly neutral.
Wait -- is the slave trade abolished in IF?
I would bet 100 fables . . . but I'm cheap. |
Hello Sorrow, welcome to the shop. Fear not, the slave trade is alive and well! Of course, for IM to be your lackey you would have to have a part in the story too. Mmmm, okay. If you win this bid, then you will get a character in the story free of charge! How's that? Of course, this bid is now open so...<ducks for cover as chaos reigns>
Okay okay, this is getting confusing but as I see it the bidding is now:
Okay, bidding is now 78 for the minion to IM for IM going once...
50Fables bid accepted for LordotNight (by LotN) to be an evil warrior going once...
99Fables bid by Sorrow for IM to be his(her?) minion...
Phew! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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It's next on my list! Depending upon what the missus has planned I should be able to start it today sometime.
Bidding is:
78 for a minion to IM for IM going twice...
50Fables bid accepted for LordotNight (by LotN) to be an evil warrior going twice...
99Fables bid by Sorrow for IM to be his(her?) minion...going once... _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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78 for a minion to IM for IM going going GONE!
50Fables bid accepted for LordotNight (by LotN) to be an evil warrior going going GONE!
99Fables bid by Sorrow for IM to be his(her?) minion...going twice and going going GONE!!
Sorry for the last one, I want to start the next chapter before the cold I seem to have inherited with the Marketplace forum renders me completely useless. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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50 Fables for Muaddib to have psychedelic diapers.
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Muaddib wrote: | 50 Fables for Muaddib to have psychedelic diapers. |
HAHAHAHA! Good idead Muaddib! I will give you that one for free! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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I'll bid 10 fables for a bit part, preferably near the dignified and potent chamber pot.
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lordofthenight wrote: | can i bid 10fables to kill areax the horse? |
Mmm, sorry LotN, I think I must impose a minimum of 75F to kill a character!
Mother Goose. Bid for bit part accepted! 10 Fables is bid for a bit-part near Key, the dignified and etc etc chamber pot! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:13 am Post subject: Episode 5 has been posted! |
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Mother Goose. Bid for bit part accepted! 10 Fables is bid for a bit-part near Key, the dignified and etc etc chamber pot. Going twice...
Sorry you didn't make it into chapter 5, you should be in six though. (Muaddib and Smee weren't in it either this time).
Episode 5 up, incase you hadn't guessed from my last sentence! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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lordofthenight wrote: | but to kill a horse
of a character who didn't even pay for the part
surely thats going to be cheaper |
Hmm shouldn't that be more expensive since your not as likely to start a bidding war
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Ingrothechundyer wrote: | lordofthenight wrote: | but to kill a horse of a character who didn't even pay for the part surely thats going to be cheaper |
Hmm shouldn't that be more expensive since your not as likely to start a bidding war |
Well, Ingro is right really. One reason is that I thought it was just too cheap! I mean, I have my overheads you know! First I need to bring you into contact, then you get to 'do' the horse, but Homer needs to get away somehow, and then I have to find a replacement horse! All a lot of work for 10F!
Secondly, it sets a precident (spelling?) Next time someone wants to kill someone off they would point to Araex and say Lordy did that for 10F! Why are you charging me more?!
Nope, 75F is the minimum I am afraid, even for a horse! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Quote: | i just wanted to kill me brother - is that so wrong? |
It is perfectly natural! I understand completely. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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lordofthenight wrote: | does that mean i can do it for cheap? |
HAhahahahaha! No. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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*Slurps and slimes into the store.*
I bid 50F that Smee Slug rebels against Phang at the crucial moment and helps the forces of good save the day. Maybe the innate magical properties of my slime are involved some way. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Smee wrote: | *Slurps and slimes into the store.*
I bid 50F that Smee Slug rebels against Phang at the crucial moment and helps the forces of good save the day. Maybe the innate magical properties of my slime are involved some way. |
Bid accepted Mr.Slimy! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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I bid 60F that good does not win despite Smee. _________________ Stuff here
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Chinaren - since you already seem to have plans for including Shady in the plot ( ) I won't interfere with your artistic integrity (yet).
I still want to bid for the Chinaren lackey as my sidekick though. I want him to agree with everything I do/say/burble (whatever you have in mind), and I want him to look like your current avatar, minus the money.
For all this, I am prepared to bid the princely sum of one shiny Fable. (so far...)
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I was thinking of adding myself to a storygame the other day (there is plenty offering for sale) but I have decided (for now) to keep 'me' out of any games*.
Likewise (and I think I mentioned this somewhere near the beginning of this thread) Chinaren won't be appearing in this story, except (possibly) very near the end in a special guest appearance.
I feel I have enough Fables to pay myself to keep me out in any bidding war!
If you have any ideas for yourself though, don't hesitate to put them forward! You always think of interesting twists! (Twisty Stoat I remember).
*Infact, I was thinking of not allowing use of my name unless people pay to use it, but I don't know how I would enforce that without some sort of city-wide 'law', and I don't want to see IF citizens starting to sue others! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Hmm. Twisty stoat...
Well, the twistiest profession is also the 'oldest'. So - does Powers the Perverted need a head-of-harem?
Or should I join the forces of good? Nah - it'd start to turn out like an episode of Watership Down!
Neutral's usually the best. So, my fave choice is: The Stoat of Death. Scythe, cloak, hourglass, the lot. If as many people are going to die as I think they are, you're going to need someone to usher them into the next life.
Not bidding (ATM), just suggesting...
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Who said anyone would die? I am sure that all will come together in peace and harmony and live....Bwaaa hahahahaha! Sorry, couldn't keep a straight face.
Nope, you are right. Many will fall to the Grim reaper 'tis true. And in as foul a way as I can think of. Of yes. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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So, can I be the stoat of death then? Or is that what you've reserved for Chinaren's character?
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Mmmm. I may be able to kind of, merge the idea with the one I was thinking of before.
I apologise if my lucidity is starting to fail, I have, am, partaking of the local brew. It's been a hard day.
Still, chillin' now. Just watched a couple of the latest ep's of Lost that finally finished downloading and now I am listening to 'The Rocky Horror Show soundtrack* and reading here. Ahhhhh unwinding!
Now. What was the question? <Wanders off with a befuddled expression>
*Dammit Janet! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Janet!
Doctor Scott!
Janet!
Brad!
Rocky!
Ungh!
*resolves to put Rocky Horror Collection on herself...*
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"...from transexual Transalvania..."
Weee, just the mood to write the next ep of Greed! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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I bid 50F that Smee Slug rebels against Phang at the crucial moment and helps the forces of good save the day. Maybe the innate magical properties of my slime are involved some way. |
Phang wrote: | I bid 60F that good does not win despite Smee. |
Bids accepted! Oh yes. Accepted they are. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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chinaren wrote: | Smee wrote: |
I bid 50F that Smee Slug rebels against Phang at the crucial moment and helps the forces of good save the day. Maybe the innate magical properties of my slime are involved some way. |
Phang wrote: | I bid 60F that good does not win despite Smee. |
Bids accepted! Oh yes. Accepted they are. |
And done. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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lordofthenight wrote: | i'll double that if good lose out in the final battle
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Those are seperate items! For your appearances, well payment will be accepted to do that.
For the 'Final battle' I will be starting a (hopefully very expensive ) bidding war for that, when the time of the last showdown arrives!! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Okay, you've sucked me in. I tried to resist but I just can't hold off any longer. I should like to make an appearance in your story (*sigh, what have I done?)
I bid 5 fables to appear as Duke Reg's (intelligent and small) younger sister.
I also donate an extra 10 fables if you promise my character won't be ostentatious in any way, or involved in any sexual acts. This is very important to me.
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Looks up 'ostentatious'. Mmm. Looks up 'intelligent'. Ahh! Looks up 'sexual acts'. Oooh!
Bid accepted Sunbellina, and I promise to keep you clean. Squeaky, squeaky clean. Mwahahahaha! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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what - you didn't even give us a chance to counter bid
unless of course you have an evil plan
*thinks of evil plan and smiles*
yeah - that would do nicely - and would mean she was never involved in any sexual acts - hmmmm _________________ Punishment leads to Fear. Fear leads to Obedience. Obedience leads to Freedom. Therefore, Punishment leads to Freedom.
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Quote: | you didn't even give us a chance to counter bid |
I only accepted the bid, it's not closed yet! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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okay then. Ep7 is up and Muaddib's diaper's are finally in, along with an appearance by most major characters.
Sunbellina, you didn't quite make it in I am afraid, but next chapter you will be there! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Hey, I like those Drow. Can I be in too? Maybe I can join up with evil homer and his band of merry idiots *ahem* i mean men, thinking they're bad too. You know you love the idea!
I'll bid 50 fables to be in! _________________ "Humankind cannot stand too much reality" - T.S. Elliot
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Solomon Birch wrote: | Hey, I like those Drow. Can I be in too? Maybe I can join up with evil homer and his band of merry idiots *ahem* i mean men, thinking they're bad too. You know you love the idea!
I'll bid 50 fables to be in! |
Bid accepted SB! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Just a suggestion, not a bid...
Why not make sunny the old witch that everybody is trying to see/steal from? _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
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Uh-Uh. No way! I'm paying good money to be Duke Reg's little sister, not some twisted and bitter old witch. I'm not twisted, or old. And I'm definately too happy to be bitter!
Personally, I think SchoolMarm should be the twisted and bitter old witch.
That last comment was a suggestion only for chinaren.
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Oh, fear not, I have someone in mind for the Wicked witch!
<Evil laugh> _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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chinaren wrote: | Oh, fear not, I have someone in mind for the Wicked witch!
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Awww! He never tells us anything!
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YAY! I get to be a drow.
I better be all lithe and supple......*mmmmm*
Ok, that came out very wrong! _________________ "Humankind cannot stand too much reality" - T.S. Elliot
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I'll pay you 15 Fables if my character turns out the way I want him to turn out, and I just pm'ed you my suggestion.
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Yooze guys better stay away from my itty-bitty sister! _________________ Duke Reg
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I'll pay Ten Thousand Fables*, if you make me a changed mage, as I wish it.
*Subject to deflators, inflators, rubber duckies, taxes, detaxes, retaxes, intertaxes, compounding, depounding, repounding, pounding, pound-conversion and transfiguration.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:04 am Post subject: New bids! |
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Hello alllll,
Me again. Well, Good vs Evil vs Money is still going strong, I am happy to say. However, now the bidding impetus has slowed a little, though people are still giving me suggestions (which is good, thankyou), I thought I would try and revive a bit of interest and stir up some more of your very good* ideas.
SO:
I now open bidding not just for players of IF, but characters as well!
Do you have a fave character in one of your stories? Want to see him/her/it appear in GvEvM? Well here is your chance!!
I wil need new major characters, as well as 'bit parts' and one off appearances! Of course, bids etc for players are still welcome.
Bids, comments and suggestions here please! Let's get this party started**!
*and crazy ones!
**Again.
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lol - is your income slipping to less than a 1000F a day. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Smee wrote: | lol - is your income slipping to less than a 1000F a day. |
ROFL! :mrgreen: _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Oh yes! Sorry! I lose track.
Right, when I get time to write another chapter, and subject to any firther bidding, we shall see Krongypoopa* in GREED!
*Look people, short easy names okay? _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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I quote you when you said you must accept a minimum of 75 fables to kill someone...
Well. I impose an 80-fable bid that Sorrow dies a gruesome, violent, slow death, somewhere in the next five chapters. The extra five is for me to escape and somehow regain my wits of being an awesome mage. I leave the details to you.
How's that? _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
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Ooh! I have to think about this!
Bid accepted pending thinking though! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Chinaren you zarking frood!
1000F a day!
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I bid 1000 fables that instead of meeee dying, I sacrifice IM in some bloody ritual to achieve my own ends.
Take that!
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I would like to point out that Sorrow A does not indeed have 1000 fables. Therefor the bid is null and void! And mine still stands. _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
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Could make for an interesting bidding war if Sorrow decides to start borrowing fabels to pay chinaren
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I do now. Hahahahaha!!! Hah! Hahahahaha!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 6:31 pm Post subject: Re: @#!?)(@#!& |
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Sorrow_A (not logged) wrote: | I bid 1000 fables that instead of meeee dying, I sacrifice IM in some bloody ritual to achieve my own ends.
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Woa! Bid accepted!!! This is more like it! The story always picks up pace when bidding starts!
For this amount I will have to think of some really good sacrifice! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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So do I owe 50F for Smee Slug's future uprising?
I don't think anyone countered it. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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The fund of IM is now accepting donations to kill off the annoying Sorrow. Please make all your donations immedatly if you wish to see him dead. Include a message so I can pay you back later. Thank you and have a nice day. _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
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I'm not annoying! I'm a quandary. I'm random chance, and chaotic characters are always the best one.
I'm the only original person in the story. You've got generic evil versus generic good. I'm the mystery person. 8)
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Smee wrote: | So do I owe 50F for Smee Slug's future uprising?
I don't think anyone countered it. |
Well, when it happens you can pay me!
Same for Lordy's character, when you see him in, then pay the piper!
I haven't forgotten them!
Sorrows' bid for sacrificing IM, going once... _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Why not combine them, China, and make more money that way?
If you do, I'll add an extra eighty fables... _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
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I'm looking to up the bid on the Smee-Slug's request.
For my 60 Fables, I would like a full slug Love Story.
Slug meets slug.
Slug sees Ms. Slug and feels the stirrings of love. With that feeling comes the memories of all things good and wonderful in the world. Slug rebels against Phang and joins the forces of Good, so that Love shall triumph in the end.
His rebellion is complete by the time he realizes that Phang has captured Ms. Slug, who is now serving the forces of evil.
Slug loses slug...
The ending I don't much care about. It can be a Slimily Ever After, or a Romi-slug and Juli-slug type tragedy.
But, to be honest, I just want to see how you tackle putting romance into this sort of story
*cackles in a truly Twisty way...*
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Curse you Stoat! *Shakes fist*
Well, okay!
60 Fables for the whole slug thing, as bid by Old make-life-difficult Stoat.
1000Fables for horrible, horrible* sacrifice of IM by Sorrow going twice...
*I am really going to struggle to make something 1000Fables worth of horrible! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Not wanting to make life anymore difficult but ...
100F bid for The Twisted Witch and General Powers to have a brief fling.
Can be right at the end if you want.*
Happy Writing.
* Coz that makes it easier _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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ROFL!!!
I'm not sure who I feel sorrier for! General Powers for having to put up with the old crone, the old crone for what 'The Perverted' is going to think of as a fling...
... or Chinaren, for having to write this bilge!
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Smee wrote: | Not wanting to make life anymore difficult but ...
100F bid for The Twisted Witch and General Powers to have a brief fling.
Can be right at the end if you want.*
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Arrrg!!
Still, interesting possibilities... *wanders off mumbling and scratching his head* _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Wonderful! I have figured out how to write the above two bids by Stoat and Smee. Look out for them in upcoming* episodes! *rubs hands in glee*
Bidding for horrible sacrifice by Sorrow last call...
*Will likely span several chapters and may not start for another chapter or two, but keep watching oh yes! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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*grins* Ohboyohboyohboy...
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I want to place a 50F bid for Lordy to be turned into a Toad during his battle against the Twisty Stoat.
It may be a particularly evil, demon-toad - and it doesn't have to be the conclusion of the fight.
Happy Writing. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Wouldn't it be better for Lordy to be turned into a newt? After all, Twisty could do with newt eyes for her potion
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Aye, indeed. That'd work, methinks.
I'll bid 50F for the Dark Queen to become 'interested' in Powers, just to make the story even more perverted. _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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I alter my bid to make him a newt - apparently there's some interest in his eyes. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Okay then:
2 new bids:
50Fables has been bid by Smee to turn Lordy into a Newt in his battle with the witch*
50Fables has been bid by IM for Phang to become interested in Powers.
*Although this doesn't have to be the conclusion of the fight. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Minus the eyes. The witch seems to need newt eyes. _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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New bid by Lordy to beat the witch* and return to normal: 50Fables.
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*With eyes fully intact _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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100F for Lordy to be completely destroyed by the witch.
(nothing personal, Lordy. I'm just trying to do my part for Good).
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*sniff*
everyone picks on you just because you're evil - no one understands me. just because i'm evil you say i'm a monster - but i have the heart of a small child. in a jar, on my desk - want to see?
150 fables to win the fight unharmed - and also get my revenge on the damned chamber pot
nothing personal Key, but standards must be maintained - i can't just let you get away with trying to kill me now can i? people will think i've gone soft _________________ Punishment leads to Fear. Fear leads to Obedience. Obedience leads to Freedom. Therefore, Punishment leads to Freedom.
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That was fast.
200F for Lordy to be blasted into smithereens by the Good Witch.
After all, we've only had two people die in this story so far - we've got to start some heads rolling.
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ooo the bid is rising - "feeling lucky punk?"
250 fables for the blast to be deflected onto the chamber pot (or some other good person standing nearbye - homer will do) and vapourising them instead _________________ Punishment leads to Fear. Fear leads to Obedience. Obedience leads to Freedom. Therefore, Punishment leads to Freedom.
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Key wrote: |
After all, we've only had two people die in this story so far - we've got to start some heads rolling. |
Three, don't forget the Cow of Doom!
However, there will be some* deaths** in the near future! Oh yes. Mwahahahaha!
*I have gazed into my crystal ball and have forseen three souls to be soon released into the after-world.
**Not including the results of these latest bids! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Hmmmm... There seems to have been some progress with the bidding whilst I slept.
300F To see Lordy turned into a Newt, Eyes to be harvested sucessfully and the battle to be won for the side of good. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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400F for Lordy's victory and the later complete victory of evil! _________________ Stuff here
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Hmmm - are bets for overall victory allowed? It kinds makes all other bets moot. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Smee wrote: | Hmmm - are bets for overall victory allowed? It kinds makes all other bets moot. |
Ok, maybe not complete victory.
But it better be damn close to it! _________________ Stuff here
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Smee wrote: | Hmmm - are bets for overall victory allowed? It kinds makes all other bets moot. |
Well, looking back on the earlier threads, Chinaren seems to think not.
chinaren wrote: |
For the 'Final battle' I will be starting a (hopefully very expensive ) bidding war for that, when the time of the last showdown arrives!! |
I'm sure he'll have his own ideas about it all though. You never know, the time of the Final battle may be at hand
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Phang wrote: | 400F for Lordy's victory and the later complete victory of evil! |
Phang, I can take this as a bid for Lordy's victory over the witch, but not (at the moment ) for a complete story victory, which will come at the end. (Currently not planned for anytime very soon)
I plan to start writing this story maybe Thursday evening (China time), because it is going to involve a lot of previous bids and needs careful plot timing, so bids need to be finished about then. I may even make it a double episode. Like a sort of holiday special! (Well, it is Chinese new year, which is the biggest holiday of the year here).
Okay, 400bid by Phang for the Lordy/Stoat fight*.
*Ooh! This is exciting! I thought I knew how this fight was going to finish, but now I don't!! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:07 pm Post subject: |
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450F for the Lordy-gets-his-eyes-harvested option.
Anyone who would like to contribute to the cause of good, let me know.
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Key wrote: | 450F for the Lordy-gets-his-eyes-harvested option.
Anyone who would like to contribute to the cause of good, let me know. |
Is this one for "Eyes harvested and never mind who wins" or "Good wins the Stoat/Lord fight AND the eyes are harvested?" _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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chinaren wrote: | Is this one for "Eyes harvested and never mind who wins" or "Good wins the Stoat/Lord fight AND the eyes are harvested?" |
Good wins, eyes harvested.
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Two can play that game.
I add 200 on to Key's 450 - making the current bid 650. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Whilst I'm watching this with intense interest, I don't really feel the need to bid.
I'm sure Chinaren will want to honour his previous bids as well as the current one. And, after all, how can Twisty Witch have a fling with General Powers if she's already been killed in a battle with LordoftheNight?
Wait - I'm not sure I want an answer to that question. Euwww!
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i never said it had to be shady that i killed, just any main character will do
homer would be a good one
or Fire - if i get a cool battle sequance
of course, it could be shady's evil twin twisted stoat remember? _________________ Punishment leads to Fear. Fear leads to Obedience. Obedience leads to Freedom. Therefore, Punishment leads to Freedom.
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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550 + 200 = 750 for Good to win.
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*Watching with great interest.*
Quote: | I'm sure Chinaren will want to honour his previous bids as well as the current one. And, after all, how can Twisty Witch have a fling with General Powers if she's already been killed in a battle with LordoftheNight?
Wait - I'm not sure I want an answer to that question. Euwww! |
Currently that isn't a problem if Lordy ends up winning the fight. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Adding 51 to the pot
550 + 200 + 51 = 801 For good to win...
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I'll add a 50 to the evil side, too. _________________ Stuff here
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Adding another 100 to the pot
550 + 200 + 151 = 901 For good to win...
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OKay all, as much as I hate to stop this spiralling money tree I have to close the bidding...
So QUICK now. Bidding closing in 3.... _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:30 am Post subject: |
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Adding another 50 to the pot
550 + 200 + 201 = 951 For good to win...
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:39 am Post subject: |
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lordofthenight wrote: | it's actually just 950 |
Lordy was adding to the previous bid for evil as I was doing for good.
950 Evil wins
951 Good wins
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Oh, okay then, but I please up the bid on the last bid one you two! I will allow it this time, but that is a raise of 1 Fable really! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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That was sort of the point
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Hehe. None of that anymore please!
50Fables minimum, I have a business to run. Overheads and all that. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:16 am Post subject: |
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Forgot..
Bidding now 951 to Ingro for Good to win the fight. Or something.
Going once... _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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I belive the bid is for:
Key wrote: | Lordy to be blasted into smithereens by the Good Witch. |
Smee wrote: | Lordy turned into a Newt, Eyes to be harvested sucessfully and the battle to be won for the side of good. |
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:32 am Post subject: |
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Sounds about right Ingro.
Key and I are going halves on the original 750, so if we win then I'll donate to you.
Go the powers of Good. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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The latest bid that was definate for Good was essentially:
Quote: | Good wins, eyes harvested. |
Which superceeds previous options.
I will go away and look for the Evil bid.
Bidding is 951 to Ingro for Good to win the fight, Lordy to be turned into a newt and have his eyes to be harvested. Which means the 'blasted into a thousand pieces' is nullified.
Phew, hard work this.
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Lordy PMd me before and stated he will up the bid by 50.
Um. What to do here.
Okay. I am all ready to write the next chapter.
Help!! Word is open and my hands are itching to type!!! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Throw another hundred on the pile from me - Good wins the day here, Evil will have to try again another time.
Happy Writing.
P.S And don't say I'm out of time - I was busy reading Narg _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Well, I am writing the chapter now, so unless Evil pipes up before I write that bit we will have to say Good has taken this one.
Damn! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Okay then!! Good job I got distracted with the Auction forum and stopped writing!!
So, er, I make the bidding to be (a brief history here...)
951 from Ingro,
100 More from Smee, so 1051
and Lordy's manly bid of 500 bring that to
1551! A far cry from the early days! Progress eh? _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Chinaren Hallowed IFian
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Okay. I have held off as long as possible, but now I have come to the point where I must write the ending to the fight.
As Lord has upped the bid a while ago I am going to close this bid and declare him the winner.
Lord will win the fight.
Thank you all for bidding, and for Lordy for conributing to the cause*.
Other bids will also be written in this chapter, including more of Smee's bid, which was upped by Stoat to a love story, and the other love story between Stoat and Powers. Sorrow's bid for IM has also now been written, though IM's bid for Phang to be interested in Powers will come later.
Phew. It's all happening in Chapter 19 folks!!!
*Of making Chinaren richer. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Smee Revered IFian
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Excellent Chinaren - sounds like it's going to be a cracker of a chapter.
Congrats to Lordy for a good fight well won. The forces of Good tremble at your might.
Happy Writing. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Chinaren Hallowed IFian
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lordofthenight wrote: | i won the first proper bdding war*
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Actually, I think the first major bidding war was for Key to enter the game as a magical item. Previous to that there were a few bidding fights for the Hero and Villain, as well as annoying talking animal, survival not guaranteed.
Of course, there were less Fables around then, and it was before the inflationary rise when Key altered the Fable earning rates.
Anyway Chapter 19 is up, albiet in part 1 format. Check it out! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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lordofthenight wrote: | i classify a bidding war as anything above 500 fables - below that and it's not worth mentioning |
LOL! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Summary of various bids.
Just a quick summary of closed bids not completed, and bids still underway...
50F by Smee, raised to 60 by Stoat for Slug love/uprising plot.
100F by Smee for Powers/Stoat fling.
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50F by IM for Phang to get "Interested" in Powers going once...
Did I forget anything? _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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D-Lotus Venerable IFian
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I bid 50F for D-Lotus to become heterosexual somehow...(I'm really getting bored of the "gay look") _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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100F for D-Lotus to have a sex change, and become a heterosexual female.
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Key wrote: | 100F for D-Lotus to have a sex change, and become a heterosexual female. |
Hoho! I think we can fit that in somewhere!
100Fables bid by Key for the above!! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Hey, I dispute this. Key should not be allowed to bid. He has access to unlimited amounts of fables! How did he get them in the first place anyway?
If my objection is overriden, I bid 101F that my idea goes and key's doesn't.
Damn it, I shouldn't have said anything in the first place.... _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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Mine is not to question why, mine is just to take his Fables.
Key has been subject to this sort of bid himself, check back to page 2 or 3 in this thread. How do you think he ended up as a Chamber Pot, albiet a dignified one.
And lots of people have more Fables that Key!
50F by IM for Phang to get "Interested" in Powers going twice...
101 for DL to become hetrosexual somehow but not by turning into a woman, dammit.
Personally I think Key made a mistake here. I would have probably granted your wish by turning you into a woman anyway! As Kalanna found out, you have to be careful what you wish for! Anyway, it's all money in the bank. *Sits back and counts coins*
And Smee's 'Fling' bid as well as Stoat's 'romance' bid have now been completed. Thank you for your business. Ahem. *Holds hand out* _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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D-Lotus wrote: | Hey, I dispute this. Key should not be allowed to bid. He has access to unlimited amounts of fables! How did he get them in the first place anyway? |
I get fables just like everybody else, by posting and responding.
While in theory I could give myself (or anyone else) additional fables, I have not done so. The only times I've added to anyone's fables have been for awards and such, as specified in the rules for earning fables thread.
D-Lotus wrote: | If my objection is overriden, I bid 101F that my idea goes and key's doesn't. |
I'll let that pass for now, though I bet someone else will jump in.
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*looks in and then wanders off to pay Chinaren 100F but...*
Wait...what's this - a new bet?
hmmmm... 150F that even though he realises he hetrosexual, his wrist refuses to become any less limp and the more he tries to speak in a manly way, the more camp he sounds. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Ha ha ha!
Nice one Smee, I'm sure D will be really pleased with that!
Hmmmm, what could I bid for..... I bid 50 fables that something interesting and funny happens to Solomon! I don't mind what, so other people feel free to bid for actual ideas! _________________ "Humankind cannot stand too much reality" - T.S. Elliot
Thesopholis - A Noir Sci-Fi Story - Chapter 8 is up! Read it here
The End of the Voyage - Chapter 9
Shady the Furry Goblin! [Demon's, Satan and Slobadan Milosevic!] - Chapter 3
The Quest for the Legendary Rubber-Duckie! - Chapter 3
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 2:21 am Post subject: |
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Indeed, a well place bid Smee!
150F for what Smee said.
Soiled one...
Quote: | I bid 50 fables that something interesting and funny happens to Solomon! I don't mind what, so other people feel free to bid for actual ideas! |
I will accept your bid as long as you can narrow it down a little bit. I am sure the twisted brains of the members here will be able to help. *Puts his hands over his eyes, but peeks* _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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*giggles because the stoat has a plan.* _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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*looks afriad*
Feeling worried now.... _________________ "Humankind cannot stand too much reality" - T.S. Elliot
Thesopholis - A Noir Sci-Fi Story - Chapter 8 is up! Read it here
The End of the Voyage - Chapter 9
Shady the Furry Goblin! [Demon's, Satan and Slobadan Milosevic!] - Chapter 3
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I bid 60F for Solomon to develop a god-complex about D-Lotus.
The circumstances for the change I leave up to Chinaren (possibly some change that kicks off in Random's teleportation process, but it's up to you), but I want our dumb drow to end up believing that D-Lotus is some kind of manifest deity, walking the earth among us poor mortals.
That should be worth 60, I think
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50F for Twisty Stoat's 'Obi-Wan' death act to have actually have been a teleportation into Power's tent.
In her final moments of life she enjoys a final fling with Powers (although he may enjoy a few more ) and tries to convert him to the side of Good.
*runs away at the horror he has just requested * _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Oh boy, I've gotta add my tuppenny ha'penny worth here!
60Fables for an addition to that scenario. After the Twisty's death, General Powers insists on having her embalmed - stuffed and grinning, if you prefer - and carries her with him wherever he goes.
As time passes, he goes slowly more and more insane, talking to his twisty friend, hearing her answer him, mulling over old times, etc...
(unless it supercedes any existing bids, that is, in which case I withdraw and leave it to Smee to decide Twisty's eventual fate)
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Ho ho ho!!! Here's meat for the grind indeed!!
Okay then. *deep breath*
50F by IM for Phang to get "Interested" in Powers, though this one may need some work.
150 for DLotus to become hetrosexual somehow but not by turning into a woman dammit and still ending up being very camp.
60Fables for Soily to get a god complex for D-Lotus.
Mmm, maybe one more fling. Okay then, one last good one for Twisty and the General, and an attempt to convince him to join the side of goo. 50Fables, (Smee) followed by...
Stoats bid for the stuffing, talking and degeneration into insanity thing. 60Fables.
*rubs his hands* This stuff practically writes itself. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Don't forget an attempt at persuading powers over to the good side before he goes insane. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Smee wrote: | Don't forget an attempt at persuading powers over to the good side before he goes insane. |
S'probably why he goes insane. Edited the post. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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lordofthenight wrote: | 60 fables to cancel out the Phang Powers bid |
70 fables to continue it - sounds like fun. _________________ Stuff here
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God-complex for D-lotus!?!?!? Phew, I was expecting much worse, degenerate things.....
Sounds great *wanders off to start shrine construction* _________________ "Humankind cannot stand too much reality" - T.S. Elliot
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I may be so many buckets of exploded brown goo now, but when slugs mate both come away pregnant. I'll bid 100F for Smee-slug to birth our babies, and lead this newborn slug army on a successful campaign against whatever vile plan Phang hatches next (whether Phang dies or not is irrelevant, so long as her overall goal is thwarted by slime).
~edited slightly in scope _________________ The maker of a sentence launches out into the infinite and builds a road into Chaos and old Night, and is followed by those who hear him with something of wild, creative delight. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Well, I guess I can't do anything else...I'll just wait and see...and enjoy the story no matter what...
By the way, before I saw this thread, the chapters were more surprising... _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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I have edited my post just above, slightly altering my bid in light of recent developments. The amount, intent and purpose remain the same, with a slight alteration in scope. _________________ The maker of a sentence launches out into the infinite and builds a road into Chaos and old Night, and is followed by those who hear him with something of wild, creative delight. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Quote: | By the way, before I saw this thread, the chapters were more surprising... |
Best read it with your eyes closed. That's how I write the story anyway.
Flauna* I accept your bid, on the understanding that the People's Slug army will foil a plot, but won't win the overall war.
*A typo, but I kinda liked it. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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lordofthenight wrote: | 100 fables to keep Phang |
Huh? Have I missed something? _________________ Stuff here
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101 to see that Phang makes Powers her shadow puppet king!
(I leave the consummation of this unholy marriage to Chinaren's imagination) _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
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200! There ought to be a mortal (Non demon) king of evil! That way, Phang gets an upgrade from Mistress of evil to QUEEN of evil! The king will have no power, being as seduced by Phang's charms as humanly possible. He will not want to go against his darling queen's wishes, and will be a delightful little shadow puppet. All that being said, it is best if he is someone she already knows rather than the random bumpkin off the streets. And thus, Powers the Perverted gets elected into this horribly delightful role. _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
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Quote: | 101 to see that Phang makes Powers her shadow puppet king! |
Mmm, the only problem with this bid is that Phang would not need a King, even a puppet king. She would probably see it as a threat to her title. As it is, she already has Powers under her sway, so upping his title would serve no purpose.
Quote: | being as seduced by Phang's charms |
Also this would counter the Stoat stuffed body thing, so i think you need to re-think this one a little IM. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Bah humbug! Coo and dash and darn! (And other explitives inserted here)
Very well then! I vote that Sorrow re-instates his old love to Phang before the end of the story! 50 Fables. _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
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Ooh! That's a cool one.
Done IM. And I am just about to put up chaper 5 of A Tale of IF, which you should read. *Giggles to himself* _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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I should have known that you'd do that.
And I am stating right now for public record that if anybody outbids me that it is PURELY COINCIDENTAL that they have a living deficency over the course of a few hours.
Of course, living deficencies are usually fatal...
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I never loved Phang...did I?
Oh wait. Duh. Course I did.
Itwasuhitwasuhitwasuh...uhhh...oh, shoot, done forgot it.
Chinaren I know I bet 1000 Fables on killing IM mercilessly but he hinted about PM'ing you with a certain idea and I'm waiting til the end of the story to deliver.
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Right, china. Scrap all my previous bids. Take up a new one.
Due to the creamated Witchy Stoat remains still having a bit of Stoat's essence, soul, whatever, about them, AND due to the 'attentions' of Phang, Powers the Perverted's mind snaps and causes him to go gibberingly insane within his tent. He walks into some of his torture devices and kills himself.
All this is to happen for a mere 100 Fables. _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
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I bid 200 fables on JDM killing another major character, preferably of the heroic variety, but I'm not all that picky. _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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I'd like to bid ten fatbacks for my character to get clothes. Or skin. _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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Idea master wrote: | I'd like to bid ten fatbacks for my character to get clothes. Or skin. |
Haha! Well, I will see what I can do IM. I am sure something can be arranged...
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:31 pm Post subject: Guest chapter! |
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Hello All,
After reading Stoat's guest chapter in Smee's 'Time Before' forum, it sparked an idea amongst my brains*.
The Main page forums could be a good place to add an occasional 'guest' thread, and expand the scope of the story and the story world.
So. I have thought of a 'side story' which could be written by someone else in the Greed forum. Should anyone be interested in this.
Before you jump up and down, here are the conditions:
I have a general plot in Greed that I am working to. Hence the guest thread will be limited to work within the boundries of this.
My 'side plot' idea will be worked into the main story at some point, or at least referred to, so again, it must be within the boundries of the Greed world, and not upset the general plot. I will give more details if I get an author.
I like to think I have a reasonably high standard of writing, so the GT (Guest Thread) must be up to a good quality of story and English.
Stories don't need gods and devils coming in with mighty powers to smite all before them. With the exception of Phang, who still has limitations, characters will be 'normal' people. No unbeatable warriors or such. (Okay, maybe Royalty and the likes, but you know what I mean).
The chapter must be written within a certain timeframe, or it won't keep pace with the main story.
I have final say on whether the chapter is posted, and reserve the right to edit heavily.
The Author will get a guest payment of 50Fables, plus the posting Fables.
If you are interested in writing a chapter in Greed! then please post here or PM me.
*I keep them in jars in the kitchen. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Alright, I'd like to post a bid of 10 shinys fats for the part of Renegade from The Dark One's Army. I could be Shmeegle's saddleer/groomer/person-who-brings-the-food-er. I could take him and escape to the sides of good.
Er, by the way, my Queen, you weren't meant to read that. I...I was j-joking.. I... I... please, no! No, NO! AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________
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Hero needed!
'Evil' Homer has been killed in Greed, and as such we need a new Hero for good in Good vs Money vs Evil!
If you wish to take this part, you can be a new 'player' or a current one, who comes to the fore.
Note though, as this is a major part I will only accept bids from people who are regular to the site. Part of the reason I decided to kill off Homer, other than you lot voting for him to take on Sorrow alone , is he no longer posts on IF.
Bidding starts at 200Fables, to sort out the wheat from the boys, or whatever that saying is.
Oh, and bid noted Whitey! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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awwww how sweet... I have a saddleer/groomer/person-who-brings-the-food-er.
Thanks Blacksmith - together Evil will be slimed _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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1F for Wheelie Dib to get upgraded to hero.
( Even if I dont get it, this will keep the bidding at low numbers-atleast for a while-wickd aren't I?)
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Muaddib wrote: | 1F for Wheelie Dib to get upgraded to hero.
( Even if I dont get it, this will keep the bidding at low numbers-atleast for a while-wickd aren't I?) |
Chinaren wrote: | Bidding starts at 200Fables, to sort out the wheat from the boys, or whatever that saying is. |
Oh, and if you wait a few minutes you can read some new developments in the latest chapter of Greed "All Together Again" _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Smee wrote: | awwww how sweet... I have a saddleer/groomer/person-who-brings-the-food-er.
Thanks Blacksmith - together Evil will be slimed |
Take good care of Smee-slug...he's carrying our babies. _________________ The maker of a sentence launches out into the infinite and builds a road into Chaos and old Night, and is followed by those who hear him with something of wild, creative delight. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Nuts foiled again.
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I'll bid 200 to be the hero (and see chinaren write a story with a chamberpot protagonist )
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201F to see the slug,the chamberpot and the Wheelie Dib start a revolution and take power.
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Key wrote: | I'll bid 200 to be the hero (and see chinaren write a story with a chamberpot protagonist ) |
Bid accepted Key! I like a challenge.
Quote: | 201F to see the slug,the chamberpot and the Wheelie Dib start a revolution and take power. |
Hmmm. Muaddib, I am not sure about this one, I will have to think on it. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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250 fables for the evil daemon to become the hero afterall - and join forces with the evil queen in an attempt to [spoiler warning]defeat the Gold-like people on the other side of the wall[/spoiler warning] _________________ Punishment leads to Fear. Fear leads to Obedience. Obedience leads to Freedom. Therefore, Punishment leads to Freedom.
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lordofthenight wrote: | 250 fables for the evil daemon to become the hero afterall - and join forces with the evil queen in an attempt to [spoiler warning]defeat the Gold-like people on the other side of the wall[/spoiler warning] |
Wellllll, I am not sure. By hero I meant someone to replace Homer and be on the side of Good. I would possibly have to change you from a demon if you became the hero Lordy.
*thinks a bit*
On the other hand....
Okay, bid accepted.
250Fables to be the hero by Lord of the Night, for LotN. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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300 for JDM to come back from the other side even stronger and becomes the new central villian.
After all, he is an etheral being and is really* hard to kill.
*really really really really really really really hard to kill, We're talkin about makes Wolverine look like a creampuff, ok? _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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I'll add 51 to key's bid
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Yep, more addin.
Here we go, I'll add 25 to Lordy's. _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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+30 to Lordy's _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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Jack_D.Mented wrote: | 300 for JDM to come back from the other side even stronger and becomes the new central villian.
After all, he is an etheral being and is really* hard to kill.
*really really really really really really really hard to kill, We're talkin about makes Wolverine look like a creampuff, ok? |
Mmm. I am not sure about this one JD, it would mean a fairly massive change of plot. Let me think on it. I am counting this one as a seperate bid from the hero bid, obviously.
Okay, if I have added this up right* then the current Hero bid is 276Fatbacks by Ingro for Key to be the new Hero.
*Yes, please put a plain figure in when bidding, it makes it easier to see what is going on, and my math is not so good too! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Gah. Jack posted before me.
New Hero bid is now 306Fables by Jack for Lordy to be the new hero. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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True point on the plot change, but if one of your other major baddies becomes a "hero" then you'll be needing a new nemesis anyways. _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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+58 to Lordy for 308 _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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5F for Smee the slug to become Smee the mottled diseased. slug.
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Muaddib wrote: | 5F for Smee the slug to become Smee the mottled diseased. slug. |
ROFL! I think I can work that one in McDibs!
Hero bidding now at 308F by Jack for Lordy.
This has to be my favorite thread! I may give myself some some sort of award! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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400 to be the hero. That totals 507.
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Should I pay you for the diseased slug thing? OR is that after the chapter? I've never actually paid you before.
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10F not to be diseased
Attacking a poor, pregnant and abused animal.
Evil Muaddib - next time you drag yourself from the latrines and wheel your way over to me, you're getting a major sliming. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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15F for the diseased slug and also he shoots out rainbows everytime he burps or flatulates( do slugs do either?)
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Now the rainbows are fine - is that the only consequence of this disease?
Otherwise 20F for not diseased, and 50F for the Wheeliedib to meet an unfortunate end involving the latrines and twisty stoat. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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An additonal 1F for the wheelie dib to meet a premature end invloving the latrines and a twisty stoat and to transcend to become the god of psychedelic wheelie latrines.
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ROFL!
Okay, the bidding is now at:
New Hero: Key for Key at 507 Fatbacks. (Should these now be Royal Fatbacks? Mmm).
20F for Smeeslug to remain undiseased and rainbow free. By Smee.
51Fables, if I understand this correctly, for the Wheelie thing to have an unfortunate and premature end involving the latrines and for Stoat to transend. By Muaddib.
Um.
Actually, I am afraid you will have to split that into two seperate bids for the Muaddib/latrine/end thing, and the Stoat/transend thing. For now I will just count that as the unfortunate end bid. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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51F to die yada yada and transcend.(EDIT: Wheelie dib transcends not Stoat, Stoat is the one who facilitates the Wheelie dib's end.)
10F to be the aforementioned deity.
1F in addition to Smee's bid for Smee to develop the disease and then get cured but the after effect remains i.e the flatulating rainbow thing.
*phew* hows that?
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I can cope with a disease so long as I'm cured - I'll let you off with that one. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Yeah, if Smee dies from the disease, I'll be out of a job. And we all know what happens to people who are useless in Phang's army!
Maybe I could be an expert on G.S.R.D (Giant Slug Rainbow Diseases)
How much do I owe? _________________
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Right then.
Hero Bid: 507F to Key for Key to be the new hero.
21F bid for Slug to get diseased (mottled skin and rainbow farts) but is cured, except for the rainbow farts, bid by Muaddib.
51Fables for Muaddib to meet with a tragic premature latrine accident, facilitated by the dead and stuffed witch Stoat*. Bid by Muaddib, strangely enough.
10Fatbacks more from Muaddib to transcend. By Muaddib.
10Shiny Fats for The White Blacksmith to be Renegade from The Dark One's Army who is Smee's saddleer/groomer/person-who-brings-the-food-er and who eventually helps him escape from the army. Bid By TWB.
All the above, going once...
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150 fables for JDM to be reincarnated in some new mortal form, which he so happens to occupy with Author as well as a split personality. _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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Hero Bid: 507F to Key for Key to be the new hero.
21F bid for Slug to get diseased (mottled skin and rainbow farts) but is cured, except for the rainbow farts, bid by Muaddib.
51Fables for Muaddib to meet with a tragic premature latrine accident, facilitated by the dead and stuffed witch Stoat*. Bid by Muaddib, strangely enough.
10Fatbacks more from Muaddib to transcend. By Muaddib.
10Shiny Fats for The White Blacksmith to be Renegade from The Dark One's Army who is Smee's saddleer/groomer/person-who-brings-the-food-er and who eventually helps him escape from the army. Bid By TWB.
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Jack_D.Mented wrote: | 150 fables for JDM to be reincarnated in some new mortal form, which he so happens to occupy with Author as well as a split personality. |
I can accept that bid Jack. Should provide some amusement.
Key can be the Hero - I'll still have to kill him.
Lordy wrote: | 100 fables for Lordy to kill Chamber-Potted Key (Or destroy, or melt, or what-not) |
Um. I am not sure about this one Lordy. I don't wish to get rid of the main hero that quickly, I am running out of people to put in this story! Let me think on this, there may be a way... _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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101 fables for Key to slay Lordy in some absurdly hilarious, Monty Python like manner that is at the very least horribly humiliating. _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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Make your mind up about just whose side you're on Jack.
What if he doesn't become the hero then - if someone else does instead?
And 15 fables for the White Blacksmith to be caught and executed instead. _________________ Punishment leads to Fear. Fear leads to Obedience. Obedience leads to Freedom. Therefore, Punishment leads to Freedom.
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I'm on the side that provides me with the most amusement, which means you being slain by a crap pot.
Sorry. _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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Yes, I think I will have to suspend your bid for Key to kill Lordy for the moment Jack, until I have thought about the Key/Hero bid, and then the Lordy/kill Key bid.
I can accept 15Fables for the WBlacksmith to be caught, but not to be excecuted, as that is counted as killing a character, and needs 100* F minimum. Perhaps tortured and disfigured though.
*I know, used to be 75, but that's inflation for you. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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I am behind on the times and dont wanna read another 12 pages tonight so I will just ask to bid 75 F to be in the story as a character, preferably powerful and magic (male) good bad both doesnt matter to me. If 75 isnt enough Ill check the forums, get enough fables try again.
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When do the above go thrice?
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20F to save my new Groomer _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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25 for various torture and imprisionment of said groomer - doesn't matter if he lives or not.
Quote: | If 75 isnt enough Ill check the forums, get enough fables try again. |
I'll add 10 to that to make him bad.
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Hero Bid: 507F to Key for Key to be the new hero. Going going GONE!
Key is the New Hero of GvEvM.
21F bid for Slug to get diseased (mottled skin and rainbow farts) but is cured, except for the rainbow farts, bid by Muaddib.
Going going GONE! Expect disease and strange efluences from Smee soon.
51Fables for Muaddib to meet with a tragic premature latrine accident, facilitated by the dead and stuffed witch Stoat*. Bid by Muaddib, strangely enough.
Going going GONE! And Muaddib will be.
10Fatbacks more from Muaddib to transcend. By Muaddib.
Going etc. Muaddib will finally become the god he never knew he wanted to be.
10Shiny Fats for The White Blacksmith to be Renegade from The Dark One's Army who is Smee's saddleer/groomer/person-who-brings-the-food-er and who eventually helps him escape from the army. Bid By TWB.
This bid is also now locked in. However...
25 for various torture and imprisionment of said groomer when he tries to lead Smee to freedom. By Lordy for er, Whitey. Going once...
150 fables for JDM to be reincarnated in some new mortal form, which he so happens to occupy with Author as well as a split personality. Going once...
75 F to be in the story as a character, preferably powerful and magic (male) good or bad. By Zeitgeist for Zeitgeist. Bid accepted and going once... _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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86 Fables for Zeit to be a satyr on the side of good and to display certain goat like traits, such as eating garbage. _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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She.
I'm adding five to that that Phang sets me free after horrendous mutialation with the words " You're free, but you're also horribly mutilated."
And I do hope that me being captured means the giant Slug got away and I meet with him at a later date. _________________
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Ah no - Sluggy boy gets captured as well - then the children can be born into captivity.
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Jack_D.Mented wrote: | 86 Fables for Zeit to be a satyr on the side of good and to display certain goat like traits, such as eating garbage. |
why did you have to do that... I cant afford the 87 fables needed to change myself from being a satyr... my name means Time Spirit not garbage satyr!
Also 75 more fables to change me from magical to a powerful mage
so in total 150 fables to be in story as a male wizard and powerful. Perhaps lacking in morals but not a depraved lunatic like general powers.
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Bid 10 fables for Zeit and the Bad Ass to persue carnal relations with one another and bear children. _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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Oh, he's cool with being a satyr. I already talked to him about it. As long as he's a powerful mage, he's ok regardless of species. He just wanted to add on some cash because he thought that it would prompt China to make him even more powerful than he would have otherwise been.
So, yeah... _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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I say 51 for him to be good. _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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Ok, 125 for him to be good. _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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150 Fables to be a male wizard and powerful. Bid by Zeit for Zeit. Going once...
[EDIT]And 125F by Jack for Zeit to be GOOD
[EDIT]and 80F for Zeit to be a trash eating, leg humping Satyr regardless of alignment.
Jack_D.Mented wrote: | Bid 10 fables for Zeit and the Bad Ass to persue carnal relations with one another and bear children. |
Oh! That's a good bid!!!!
10F for Zeit, in whatever form he ends up as, to have 'relations' with Bad Ass and bear children.
Whitey wrote: | I'm adding five to that that Phang sets me free after horrendous mutialation with the words " You're free, but you're also horribly mutilated." |
Hey WBS, I didn't know you were female. Good job you mentioned it, or I would have had a Phang/Rai moment* in Greed again.
Right then. So bidding is 30 for Whitey to try escaping with Smee, both be captured and then TWB is tortured and mutilated and then released with the above words, or something like them** anyway.
150 fables for JDM to be reincarnated in some new mortal form, which he so happens to occupy with Author as well as a split personality. Going twice...
*I had to edit several chapters to correct their genders.
**I reserve the sole right to put words in Phang's mouth.
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(EDIT, wow, I looked dumb using eating twice like that ) 80 for trash eating leg humping satyr regardless of alignment...
Me as a spilt personality with a hero. Here we go!
And my roomie as a satyr. Here's hopin'... _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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ooooo...
Other things... wonder what that could mean?
Lollipops? Popsicles? What ever do you mean, Lordy?
(WARNING< BLATANT LIE COMING UP!)
I'm confused... _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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20 fables to change this to: have 'relations' with Bad Ass then discover he's fertile, and try to convince some other character to 'help' Bad Ass have children. _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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21 for him to have relations with Bad Ass (which yeilds children, of course) but get caught attempting to cheat with Smee. _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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Jack_D.Mented wrote: | 21 for him to have relations with Bad Ass (which yeilds children, of course) but get caught attempting to cheat with Smee. |
Ooh... me likey
If the slug escapes from Phang when she's recaptured him I'll put in 30F. _________________
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150 Fables to be a male wizard and powerful. Bid by Zeit for Zeit. Going twice...
125F by Jack for Zeit to be GOOD Going once...
80F for Zeit to be a trash eating, leg humping Satyr regardless of alignment. Going once...
Bid 21 fables for Zeit and the Bad Ass to persue carnal relations with one another and bear children and then get caught trying to cheat with Smee. By Jack D. Going once....
30 for Whitey to try escaping with Smee, both be captured and then TWB is tortured and mutilated and then released with the above words, or something like them anyway. Going twice...
30F for slug to escape from Phang when after he's recaptured. By Whitey. Going once...
150 fables for JDM to be reincarnated in some new mortal form, which he so happens to occupy with Author as well as a split personality. Bid by Jack. Going... going GONE!
Okay people. I am going to have to ask for a hold on any new bids for the moment please. I have quite enough to occupy me for now!
Bidding on current bids (above) is okay of course!
Remember, if you win a bid, don't pay for it until you see it happen in the story. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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155 for Good.
And let me warn you, if his real personality is any indication, trust me... It's better for you that he be good. Because otherwise, he'll be around you constantly...
Meaning that your leg will be humped... a lot. _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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180 Good. _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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201 for Good _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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251 for good _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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Stop with the division, it pisses me off. _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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Stop with the argueing, both of you! _________________
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Hum. Hum diddly dum.
I know you said no new bids, but I simply must place one.
I bid that the reanimated IM obtains the Black Heart and uses it to transcend reality as the pathetic flesh-bags know it. While there, he influences the end of the war, though for good or evil is up to anybody else...
750 Fables. _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
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1 fable for my kid to be Jack/Author .. its not "new" just another angle.
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Hey chinaman, can we have a revision of the bids and how much people owe? _________________
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30 for Whitey to try escaping with Smee, both be captured and then TWB is tortured and mutilated and then released with the above words, or something like them anyway. Going going GONE...
30F for slug to escape from Phang when after he's recaptured. By Whitey. Going going GONE...
150 Fables to be a male wizard and powerful. Bid by Zeit for Zeit. Going going GONE...
251F by Jack for Zeit to be GOOD Going once again...
80F for Zeit to be a trash eating, leg humping Satyr regardless of alignment. Going twice...
Bid 21 fables for Zeit and the Bad Ass to persue carnal relations with one another and bear children and then get caught trying to cheat with Smee. By Jack D. Going twice....
750 Fables for the reanimated IM obtains the Black Heart and uses it to transcend reality where he influences the end of the war, for good or evil...
Bid by IM for IM. Going once...
Sorry Ziet, whilst your bid is possible, it isn't worth the extra re-writing I would have to do for 1 Fable!!
Right then. I am really not accepting any new bids for the moment now!
Bidding on current bids (above) is okay of course!
Remember, if you win a bid, don't pay for it until you see it happen in the story. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Thanks. _________________
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86F for Zeit to be a trash eating, leg humping Satyr regardless of alignment. By Jack. Going going GONE...
Bid 21 fables for Zeit and the Bad Ass to persue carnal relations with one another and bear children and then get caught trying to cheat with Smee. By Jack D. Goinggoing Gone!...
251F by Jack for Zeit to be GOOD Going twice......
750 Fables for the reanimated IM obtains the Black Heart and uses it to transcend reality where he influences the end of the war, for good or evil...
Bid by IM for IM. Going twice...
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Okay, because I want to start the next chapter...
251F by Jack for Zeit to be GOOD Going going GONE...
750 Fables for the reanimated IM obtains the Black Heart and uses it to transcend reality where he influences the end of the war, for good or evil...
Bid by IM for IM. Going going GONE...
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That means you are accepting bits for the next chapter now right?
and if so..
1 fable for IM's influence to be just that, and nothing to actually end the war.
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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Well, I read IM's bid to mean that he would have an influence in who won, not to actually influence and end to hostilities.
It won't come about for a while anyway! So plenty of time yet Ziet to save up those Fables and put in a real bid!
And no, not accepting new bids just yet. Wait for the next chapter to go up. I am working on it now, and it should clear a few of the outstanding ones and we can start some new stuff.
You will appear in the upcoming chapter as well, so make sure you have some Fatbacks ready! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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Check. Save, I can do that.. *note to self, ignore the donate button*
oh and how low will let me start a bid? 10F,.. 20?
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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Well, strictly speaking I have never put a minimum on, but now you mention it, I think 20Fables should be a minimum starting bid.
I have to keep up with all of Smee's price rises after all! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Zeit! now we can't bid for Chinaren to be the poorest of the poor in this for only 1F! You numbskull! _________________
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Ok, Ok, 20F so that I can open a huge gateway to the heart of the Crymzon Lands and send the majority of my forces in to invade their capital directly, while leaving strong defensive troops around my exterior, and allow Phangs forces to wipe up resistances, stabbing them in the backs as they turn to face the threat in their capital, while my primary army, after defeating Crymzon's capital, fortifies to withstand the attacks I'm sure will be forthcoming.
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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chinaren wrote: | Well, I read IM's bid to mean that he would have an influence in who won, not to actually influence and end to hostilities. |
Shame you are now 1 fable poorer, for something you had already planned.. But no matter.. I am saving my fables and getting ready to try to buy some not leg, humping action for Satyr me.
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awww... poor wizard...n your spell went wrong. Mind you, I can hardly talk. Look what China put me as! _________________
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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Exactly half my fables for you to tell me in PM where my characters going and whats he like etc. and a chance to maybe edit it if entirely possible.
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I don't think thats really the knid of thing we're allowed to bid on... _________________
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ninja baloon wrote: | Exactly half my fables for you to tell me in PM where my characters going and whats he like etc. and a chance to maybe edit it if entirely possible. |
The White Blacksmith wrote: | I don't think thats really the knid of thing we're allowed to bid on... |
Welllll, I suppose technically he could, I am fairly open on what you can bid for. However, for some characters, such as Nalloon, I am not really sure myself yet. Unless I have a very specific idea in mind, then the characters only tend to develop over time, and usually when I am actually writing the story.
You could bid for a certain type of character though, that's okay. Best wait until we know more about the Light Ones I think. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:53 am Post subject: |
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Ok I take my bid back. Instead I bid for me to help decide where my character is going. Half my fables again. I'll PM you later because just putting on this would be a spoiler because I may suggest something that would contradict the plot.
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How do you work out what half your fables are? And 20fables for the light ones just to turn out to be insane old people who haven't realized the rest of the world has progressed (i.e that we don't practice cannibalism any more). _________________
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 9:14 am Post subject: |
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Ok I just make it 400fables then. You want 'em Chin?
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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ninja baloon wrote: | Ok I just make it 400fables then. You want 'em Chin? |
I was waiting for you to PM me your idea. Do that first and then I will say whether or not I accept your bid.
Whitey wrote: | And 20fables for the light ones just to turn out to be insane old people who haven't realized the rest of the world has progressed (i.e that we don't practice cannibalism any more). |
I don't think I can accept that one Whitey, it's too much of a deviation from what I have in mind and has already been said. Sorry! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Yeah, go China! 20F for the Light Ones to squash Whitey like a bug for making such an audacious suggestion. _________________ The Greatest Fantasy Story Ever (Humor/Experimental) -- Chapter seven now up!
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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Ravrrrr wrote: | Ok, Ok, 20F so that I can open a huge gateway to the heart of the Crymzon Lands and send the majority of my forces in to invade their capital directly, while leaving strong defensive troops around my exterior, and allow Phangs forces to wipe up resistances, stabbing them in the backs as they turn to face the threat in their capital, while my primary army, after defeating Crymzon's capital, fortifies to withstand the attacks I'm sure will be forthcoming. |
This will depend upon the outcome of the vote Rav.
Quote: | Yeah, go China! 20F for the Light Ones to squash Whitey like a bug for making such an audacious suggestion. |
hehe. 20Fables is bid fo Whitey to be squashed like a bug! By The Alba. Queen Light One herself.
Welcome to the bidding thread Alba! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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Well... since it went to a vote without me quite realizing that I was voting on the nature of the decision point... I guess I really wouldn't need to put a bit forth for that at all would I?
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20F that my mutation was making me into a 2D person. Then I can be squished, but still alive.
Hey, no-one has been squished yet. Someone has to be. And as long as I survive I'm O.K with it being me. _________________
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Aww, that's no fun! I won't push it though... _________________ The Greatest Fantasy Story Ever (Humor/Experimental) -- Chapter seven now up!
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 10:01 am Post subject: |
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Or perhaps the squishing could be the cause for the flattening mutation.
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The White Blacksmith wrote: | 20F that my mutation was making me into a 2D person. Then I can be squished, but still alive.
Hey, no-one has been squished yet. Someone has to be. And as long as I survive I'm O.K with it being me. |
So, 20F bid by Alba that the Light ones squish Whitey by Alba.
20F that the squishing will result in a flat but still alive Whitey, by Whitey.
...and you're right, no one has been squished, that I can recall. Except IM, but that was in Real Bananas. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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It's the mark of a good story, a squishing. It had to come sometime. _________________
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Oh, wait...
He needs an angry mob.
Ask Lordy... those are needed for any truly great tale.
25 fables for an angry mob to come get D Lotus and put him in thumbscrews, hang him from the ceiling like a pinata, and then beat him with a big stick before he narrowly escapes due to the distraction provided by Zeit and Bad Ass's carnal relations. _________________ Eadgar's Saga Chapter 2 POLL
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i'll give you 5 fables for some idiot to lead a soldier rebellion against phang. _________________ When the dead walk, the living run.
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remember, 20F is the smallest amount you can start a bid at.
And Jack? ROFLMAO _________________
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Quote: | 25 fables for an angry mob to come get D Lotus and put him in thumbscrews, hang him from the ceiling like a pinata, and then beat him with a big stick before he narrowly escapes due to the distraction provided by Zeit and Bad Ass's carnal relations. |
That'l take some working in, but I think I can probably manage it. Bid accepted Jack.
So, 20F bid by Alba that the Light ones squish Whitey by Alba. Going once...
20F that the squishing will result in a flat but still alive Whitey, by Whitey. Going once... _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:36 am Post subject: |
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Did you get my post? Also I want Nalloon to have some psychic powers. It just seems fitting the way you introduced him.
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oops. sorry, i wasn't paying attention. 20 for some idiot to lead a soldier rebellion. _________________ When the dead walk, the living run.
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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I may accept that bid, I may not DMW.
I have decided to round off the current story to a certain point and then put Greed in stasis for a little while. Essentially it will be the end of Book 1.
Hence I am suspending all new bidding from now. I estimate I will get in another couple of chapters yet before Book 1 ends, but there are still a lot of bids outstanding.
After an unspecified period of dormancy I will revive Greed from the archives and start Book 2. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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I'll be fine with that, as long as you continue your other stories. I don't think I could take a ChinarenInc meltdown! _________________
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No wait, one more bid. Just one... Pretty please Chin?? I am using all of my total fables... Come on....
45 fables for me to have any big part in the story that doesn't involve 'carnal relations' or whatever (cuz im only 12, so that wouldn't be normal,eh?)!Even if it has to be in book two... Or in book one, that is good too! I'll even try to earn more if it isn't enough...Please?
PRETTY PLEASE WITH FABLES ON TOP?
Chin, yes that is what I call you.. Shoot, Ill call you anything oyu want* if you do this!
*anything within reason, chin.
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:32 am Post subject: |
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Hey Chia and all.
Book 1 has now finished (check out chapter 31), but never fear, Book 2 will be along at some point, and I will pick up these bids 'n all if you are still around!
In the meantime, this thread is officially in mothballs.
[I have moved it into the Greed forum for now, when I start it up again I will move it back into the Marketplace]
It will be back...
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