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That'd mean everything on the ilst would taste like a banana.. including banana.
What if John McCain had won the election? _________________
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I still wouldn't have my big screen TV, so whay should I care?
What if the letter 'e' suddenly vanished from every pisce of writing, both on paper and computer, everywhere in the world, all at once? _________________
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vryon would hav a hard tim undrstanding what popl ar trying to say. (Like that? See?)
What if Key decided to shut If down?! _________________
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Terror. Terror and rioting.
What if everyone had super-powers, but really rubbish ones? (like turning into a small crab) _________________
Tea Cures All.
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Then they wouldn't really be "super" powers :O
What if Harry Houdini climbs through your window and tells you he had "escaped death"?! _________________ Vikas Muralidharan
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I'd get a notepad, sit him down and ask him to explain EVERYTHING!
What if dog's ears had developed to the point that they acted like wings and could help a dog to fly? _________________
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I wouldn't mind (In fact, I would want to) fatten my dog to an extent that i can sit on it without it having a problem, then I'd fly around the world.
What if a jackfruit had fallen on Newton's head instead of an apple? _________________
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He wouldn't have known what one was since they don't grow in England. But he'd still come up with the theory of Gravity, since that story's pretty much an urban legend and he did a heck of a lot of work that wasn't sitting under trees waiting to be hit by fruit.
What if dolphins were classified as non-human persons? _________________
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(Thank me for reviving this thread, and the Fortune tellers one)
Lots of people would be scratching their heads trying to figure out whether we could mate with them
What if "Dubstep" was the only genre of music in the world?! _________________ Vikas Muralidharan
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I would never listen to music.
What if all humans were gay? _________________ Signatures can be dreadfully boring to write out. Why am I even doing this? o.O
"Be the change you wish to see in the World"-Mahatma Gandhi.
"A revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall."-Ernesto Che Guevera
"Even in the valley of shodow of death, two and two do not make six." -Leo Tolstoy.
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Then there would never be war and killing seeing as we'd all be too gay(happy) to do so!
What if everone on earth suddenly grew full functioning gills, but could still breath air? _________________
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They'd have a much easier time figuring out how to procreate with the dolphins.
What if everyone could teleport wherever they pleased whenever they pleased? _________________
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Well, first of all trips to the bathroom would be incredibly easier as long as you remembered to zip up your pants before teleporting back...and the population of first world countries would sky rocket with immigrants from third world countries. Money would have to be virtualized to prevent teleportation theft!
What if half the human population suddenly turned into fruit flies? _________________ "There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community."
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We serve cookies...
Just kidding, I lied about the cookies.
But we do have pet monkeys.
I lied about those too...
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Then Ahmed would stare at me and start mouthing off because Im hindu. (Read HATE in Lover's Court to get that)
What if Zogby the Fortune teller started consulting for free?! _________________ Vikas Muralidharan
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I would get free rides to work everyday from the nice maple in the back yard!
What if you suddenly realized you're living your life backwards? _________________
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Some people would start getting real jobs.
What if Chuck Norris becomes the host of a revived "Who wants to be a Millionaire?" ?! _________________ Vikas Muralidharan
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Who wants to be a milionaire is already revived.... But chuck norris would round house kick everyone if they say they have more money because even if your a milionaire Chuck would still have more money than you.... LOL
What if men got pregnant? and women had to hear them nag about their sore backs?
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People would be more productive, since there is no sickness, and we don't do much after 53 anyway
What if...
Chickens started breathing fire?! _________________
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He'd stick his other foot in.
What if the chicken never crossed the road?!
Oh, and BTW...
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We're both Lawyers...
Want real laughs?! The Humor Guild awaits you _________________ Vikas Muralidharan
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We wouldn't get any new members for a while because they would research the site and think it's down or something, so they'd move on. Plus I'd get bored.
What if you found yourself able to leave your body at will for short periods of time and invisiby travel the world
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That would certainly give me more time to read and catch up here! (And would make spying rather easy...)
What if we all read and replied 2-4 times as much as we write and post? _________________
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Fable Overload! :O
What if NaNoWriMo got cancelled forever?! _________________ Vikas Muralidharan
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Then I'd have returned my attentions to IF sooner. (been worked up about nano since Feb)
What if... teapots started growing legs and running around? _________________ I now have three SGames! "Mist in a Cave" Chapter 5 is in the works
"The Freedom of Magic" Just got its THIRD chapter up!
Hope you all find the time to read them *goes off to look for an SG to read*
Note to self: The Elven Moon; Coin; SVI; Black Animals; Two Wolves; Angel Cat
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It would be the teapot revolution. teaparty would have a totally differnt meaning, oh and we would all get a big laugh watching prim and propper old brittish ladies chasing their teapot out the door cussing it out like a rap star.
What if I could read your thoughts? _________________ chapter 7 of New Chicago is up. Check it out in Scifiville.
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You would probably become a very frightened individual... And you would know everything about my SG before I'd even post it so I'd have to kill you so you don't take my ideas!
What if monkeys could no longer climb trees? _________________ Never meddle in the affairs of dragons as you are crunchy and go well with ketchup.
Check out my SG, Freedom's Call! Chapter 4 - Part 2 is up NOW! In Skiffiville!
What can you do if you live in a shoe but you ain't got no sole?
Have you seen my ninja? He's around here somewhere... Qk
I've got eggs!
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They would eventually lose their tails and become subspecies of chimps, and we wouldn't have to worry about chimps going extinct for a little longer XP
What if you became obsessed with cheese? _________________ I now have three SGames! "Mist in a Cave" Chapter 5 is in the works
"The Freedom of Magic" Just got its THIRD chapter up!
Hope you all find the time to read them *goes off to look for an SG to read*
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Nothing much would change... o.O
What if John Cena is a actually a woman? _________________ Vikas Muralidharan
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My wife would be so disappointed.
What if your reality was really just an sg online, and what you thought was an sg online was actually rl. _________________ chapter 7 of New Chicago is up. Check it out in Scifiville.
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Id be a very confused person :O
What if kc9cra is really nigahiga? _________________ Vikas Muralidharan
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Well then I still wouldn't know what his/her username means!
What if that last place on earth to find gold was under your fingernails? _________________
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Then no one would frown at me when I bite my nails :/
What if holidays lasted forever? _________________ Vikas Muralidharan
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Everyone would be dumb :O
What if IF was really a city, and we all lived really close by?! _________________
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I would walk there every day and say up to rent a place or something.
what if...jello became the national dessert? _________________ I now have three SGames! "Mist in a Cave" Chapter 5 is in the works
"The Freedom of Magic" Just got its THIRD chapter up!
Hope you all find the time to read them *goes off to look for an SG to read*
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I would move to a nation where they didn't make official national anything.
What if the days of the week got randomly rearranged.
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