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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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50Fables is bid for the villain from Mr.Phang! Is there any further bid? Do I hear 60?
100Fables for the Hero! A nice bid Homer!
77Fables for A.T.A(S.N.G) to Mr.Hyperon.
Sorry, I am not taking bids for vetos (at thisprecise moment), but I will listen to requests.
I want to close the bidding soon, so keep an eye on this thread!
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I'm afraid all my money is concentrated elsewhere... _________________ Chapter 5: The Rendezvous
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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D-Lotus wrote: | I'm afraid all my money is concentrated elsewhere... |
Come now D-L, you are the second richest in the IF world, only a couple of shillings less than Smee Gates himself!
"One wafer thin mint..." _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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I'll withdraw bids on all but my soon to be familiar. I'll go for the same type of deal as DukeReg for my person.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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Hyperion wrote: | I'll withdraw bids on all but my soon to be familiar. I'll go for the same type of deal as DukeReg for my person. |
Well, you've been outbid on the Hero and the Villain, and you are winning the 'animal' bid, but make me an offer if you like...
Hero: 100Fables going once... (Homer)
Villain: 50Fables going once... (Phang)
Animal: 77Fables going once... (Hyperion) _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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I know. I could easily just bid +10% on both, but I won't.
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Quote: | Come now D-L, you are the second richest in the IF world, only a couple of shillings less than Smee Gates himself! |
Actually you are pretty close yourself - and I think your earnings from this auction will push you into the richest position.
Does that make you Queen Chinaren of England
Or the Sultan of that place where he's very rich _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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!! When I last looked at me I was fourth. I really must get myself a life!
<Wallows in a pile of Fables.>
Homer Simpson: How do you sleep at night?
McBain: On a big pile of gold surrounded by beautiful women. _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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Damn it- how do you earn beautiful women.
*Continues rolling in pile of fables.* _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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rofl. im just the scrounger with the need for fables.
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:35 am Post subject: Going twice... |
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Hero: 100Fables going twice... (Homer)
Villain: 50Fables going twice... (Phang)
Animal: 77Fables going twice... (Hyperion) _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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I wannawannawanna make another bid!!!
Not for any of the other three characters, though.
I want to be the damsel in distress (come on, you gotta have one!)
I want to scream and jiggle up and down prettily whenever the evil villain turns up.
I want to wear silk and have blonde, lustrous ringlets.
I want to have a dazzling smile and an IQ that's lower than my tooth count.
Now this'll be a challenge!!
Five shiny pennies from the stoat in the blonde wig...
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Well, I guess that should be okay, though I am not sure if it will be a 'constant' part. Maybe in and out of the story, if you see what I mean!
Anyway, bid (and challenge) accepted!
Hero: 100Fables LAST CALL... (Homer)
Villain: 50Fables LAST CALL.. (Phang)
Animal: 77Fables going thrice... (Hyperion)
I am going out to dinner now, and when I come back (assuming I'm not too drunk) I will close the bidding on the Hero and the Villain. The animal will close if no one tops Hyperion's bid, but as it won't appear until the second chapter it can remain open if the situation calls...
Shady's 'Damsel in distress' also remains open!' _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:07 am Post subject: Bidding closed for H/V/A |
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Okay then! We have some winners!
Hero: 100Fables Bidding closed!... (Homer)
Villain: 50Fables Bidding closed!... (Phang)
Animal: 77Fables Bidding closed!... (Hyperion)
If the winners would like to pay up, I will post the first chapter of the story very soon!
The Animal probably won't appear in the first chapter.
Damsel in Distress - Bidding open ... 5Fables to the Stoat!
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Drunkard - forgetting to log in.
Hope you enjoyed your dinner.
Happy Writing. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Now that you have your story in place I'm afraid you are breaking the one thread only rule.
I'm moving this thread to the market place which is where it should have technically been all along. Afterall we were all earning fables with every bid.
It didn't occur to me until I saw your story thread though.
I will read your story once I get home from work - I look forward to it.
Happy auctioning. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Ooh! Can I take the place of the evil toady? The loyal evil toady that always goes "Yes, Master..."
I bid...um...all 16 fables I have!
(Pathetic, I know, but at least I'm trying..." _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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Idea master wrote: | Ooh! Can I take the place of the evil toady? The loyal evil toady that always goes "Yes, Master..."
I bid...um...all 16 fables I have!
(Pathetic, I know, but at least I'm trying..." |
Mmmm, I like the idea!
16Fables I am bid for loyal evil toady! _________________ Neil Hartley Books.
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17 fables for a lack of annoying evil toadies near me! I don't want some damn annoying toad... _________________ Stuff here
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26 fables now! Ha! _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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*runs off to spam so as to gain fables*
I will win this! _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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31!
Who said I was going to be a toad, for goodness sakes?
I just want to be the messanger that is constantly shot and is never actually killed... _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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32!
No annoying non-killed non-pain-feeling n00bish evil minions! I shall choose my own with my monetary strength! Mwahaha!
Though I may compromise...I shall have a toadie, but it must be tight-chained to the wall with its stomach slit open, pulling ever tighter to pull it shred by shred of skin until its guts spill out onto the floor and it does that manic toad death-scream... _________________ Stuff here
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33!
Well then, make me into a horde of messangers that are constantly killed over and over again! _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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34!
Or better yet, make me into some other minion.
Like the new manager of battle!
I just want to be some sort of minion.
(Cause the evil spot is taken...*Glare at Phang*)
Ooh! Wait!
I wanna be a demon!
And not any whimpy demon either!
I wanna be a world-destroying class demon!
Muwahahahaha! FOOLISH MORTALS! FLEE BEFORE ME!
*cough*
Was that me?
*Innocent cat look to divert attention* _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
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I bid 40 fables to be a sentient magical item.
Something dignified, please, like a staff or a sword (or a key ).
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lol
I bid 50 that he's a magical chamber pot
(hey you were almost tortured like I was. ) _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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I'm a stickin with the demon! I want to cause mass death, not be a victim of it! _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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I bid 100 Fables that...
- IM is an evil minion (emphais on minion). Elrag or Ghera, make your choice.
- Key is a magic chamber pot don't worry we'll have a normal chamber pot for chamber pot-usage.
- That Smee is a monkey.
- That somebody is called Vion (hey it's a cool name).
That should be all. Any questions? _________________ Stuff here
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So you are going to ride a monkey to the front lines _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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Damn you Phang! Damn youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
*Grumble mutter*
I wanted to be a demon with cool world-destroying powers, but nooooo. Phang has to step in. _________________ ...So I've been summoned back from beyond the veil.
...No plans yet.
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Smee wrote: | I bid 50 that he's a magical chamber pot |
If you want me to be a magical chamber pot, you'll have to pay a lot more than that.
I bid 110 fables to be dignified.
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Bring it on
111 fables
Although I'm sure a certain procrastinating abductor wants some of this action too. _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!
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