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I was thinking of adding myself to a storygame the other day (there is plenty offering for sale) but I have decided (for now) to keep 'me' out of any games*.
Likewise (and I think I mentioned this somewhere near the beginning of this thread) Chinaren won't be appearing in this story, except (possibly) very near the end in a special guest appearance.
I feel I have enough Fables to pay myself to keep me out in any bidding war! 
If you have any ideas for yourself though, don't hesitate to put them forward! You always think of interesting twists! (Twisty Stoat I remember).
*Infact, I was thinking of not allowing use of my name unless people pay to use it, but I don't know how I would enforce that without some sort of city-wide 'law', and I don't want to see IF citizens starting to sue others!
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Hmm. Twisty stoat...
Well, the twistiest profession is also the 'oldest'. So - does Powers the Perverted need a head-of-harem?
Or should I join the forces of good? Nah - it'd start to turn out like an episode of Watership Down!
Neutral's usually the best. So, my fave choice is: The Stoat of Death. Scythe, cloak, hourglass, the lot. If as many people are going to die as I think they are, you're going to need someone to usher them into the next life.
Not bidding (ATM), just suggesting...
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Who said anyone would die? I am sure that all will come together in peace and harmony and live....Bwaaa hahahahaha!  Sorry, couldn't keep a straight face.
Nope, you are right. Many will fall to the Grim reaper 'tis true. And in as foul a way as I can think of. Of yes. 
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So, can I be the stoat of death then? Or is that what you've reserved for Chinaren's character? 
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Mmmm. I may be able to kind of, merge the idea with the one I was thinking of before.
I apologise if my lucidity is starting to fail, I have, am, partaking of the local brew. It's been a hard day.
Still, chillin' now. Just watched a couple of the latest ep's of Lost that finally finished downloading and now I am listening to 'The Rocky Horror Show soundtrack* and reading here. Ahhhhh unwinding!
Now. What was the question? <Wanders off with a befuddled expression>
*Dammit Janet!
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Janet!
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Janet!
Brad!
Rocky!
Ungh!
*resolves to put Rocky Horror Collection on herself...*
Enjoy the devil's brew and don't let your eardrums smoke too much
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"...from transexual Transalvania..."
Weee, just the mood to write the next ep of Greed!  
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I bid 50F that Smee Slug rebels against Phang at the crucial moment and helps the forces of good save the day. Maybe the innate magical properties of my slime are involved some way. |
| Phang wrote: | | I bid 60F that good does not win despite Smee. |
Bids accepted! Oh yes. Accepted they are.
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| chinaren wrote: | | Smee wrote: |
I bid 50F that Smee Slug rebels against Phang at the crucial moment and helps the forces of good save the day. Maybe the innate magical properties of my slime are involved some way. |
| Phang wrote: | | I bid 60F that good does not win despite Smee. |
Bids accepted! Oh yes. Accepted they are. |
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| lordofthenight wrote: | i'll double that if good lose out in the final battle
and if i make many more appearences |
Those are seperate items! For your appearances, well payment will be accepted to do that.
For the 'Final battle' I will be starting a (hopefully very expensive ) bidding war for that, when the time of the last showdown arrives!! 
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Okay, you've sucked me in. I tried to resist but I just can't hold off any longer. I should like to make an appearance in your story (*sigh, what have I done?)
I bid 5 fables to appear as Duke Reg's (intelligent and small) younger sister.
I also donate an extra 10 fables if you promise my character won't be ostentatious in any way, or involved in any sexual acts. This is very important to me.
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Looks up 'ostentatious'. Mmm. Looks up 'intelligent'. Ahh! Looks up 'sexual acts'. Oooh!
Bid accepted Sunbellina, and I promise to keep you clean. Squeaky, squeaky clean. Mwahahahaha!
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what - you didn't even give us a chance to counter bid
unless of course you have an evil plan
*thinks of evil plan and smiles*
yeah - that would do nicely - and would mean she was never involved in any sexual acts - hmmmm
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| Quote: | | you didn't even give us a chance to counter bid |
I only accepted the bid, it's not closed yet!
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okay then. Ep7 is up and Muaddib's diaper's are finally in, along with an appearance by most major characters.
Sunbellina, you didn't quite make it in I am afraid, but next chapter you will be there!
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Hey, I like those Drow. Can I be in too? Maybe I can join up with evil homer and his band of merry idiots *ahem* i mean men, thinking they're bad too. You know you love the idea! 
I'll bid 50 fables to be in!
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| Solomon Birch wrote: | Hey, I like those Drow. Can I be in too? Maybe I can join up with evil homer and his band of merry idiots *ahem* i mean men, thinking they're bad too. You know you love the idea!
I'll bid 50 fables to be in! |
Bid accepted SB!
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Just a suggestion, not a bid...
Why not make sunny the old witch that everybody is trying to see/steal from?
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Uh-Uh. No way! I'm paying good money to be Duke Reg's little sister, not some twisted and bitter old witch. I'm not twisted, or old. And I'm definately too happy to be bitter!
Personally, I think SchoolMarm should be the twisted and bitter old witch.
That last comment was a suggestion only for chinaren.
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Oh, fear not, I have someone in mind for the Wicked witch!
<Evil laugh>
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| Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:20 pm Post subject: Re: Twisted witch |
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| chinaren wrote: | Oh, fear not, I have someone in mind for the Wicked witch!
<Evil laugh> |
Awww! He never tells us anything!
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YAY! I get to be a drow.
I better be all lithe and supple......*mmmmm*
Ok, that came out very wrong!
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| I'll pay you 15 Fables if my character turns out the way I want him to turn out, and I just pm'ed you my suggestion.
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Yooze guys better stay away from my itty-bitty sister! 
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I'll pay Ten Thousand Fables*, if you make me a changed mage, as I wish it.
*Subject to deflators, inflators, rubber duckies, taxes, detaxes, retaxes, intertaxes, compounding, depounding, repounding, pounding, pound-conversion and transfiguration.
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| Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:04 am Post subject: New bids! |
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Hello alllll,
Me again. Well, Good vs Evil vs Money is still going strong, I am happy to say. However, now the bidding impetus has slowed a little, though people are still giving me suggestions (which is good, thankyou), I thought I would try and revive a bit of interest and stir up some more of your very good* ideas.
SO:
I now open bidding not just for players of IF, but characters as well!
Do you have a fave character in one of your stories? Want to see him/her/it appear in GvEvM? Well here is your chance!!
I wil need new major characters, as well as 'bit parts' and one off appearances! Of course, bids etc for players are still welcome.
Bids, comments and suggestions here please! Let's get this party started**!
*and crazy ones!
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lol - is your income slipping to less than a 1000F a day.
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| Smee wrote: | | lol - is your income slipping to less than a 1000F a day. |
ROFL! :mrgreen:
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Oh yes! Sorry! I lose track.
Right, when I get time to write another chapter, and subject to any firther bidding, we shall see Krongypoopa* in GREED!
*Look people, short easy names okay?
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I quote you when you said you must accept a minimum of 75 fables to kill someone...
Well. I impose an 80-fable bid that Sorrow dies a gruesome, violent, slow death, somewhere in the next five chapters. The extra five is for me to escape and somehow regain my wits of being an awesome mage. I leave the details to you.
How's that?
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Ooh! I have to think about this!
Bid accepted pending thinking though!
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Chinaren you zarking frood!
1000F a day!
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I bid 1000 fables that instead of meeee dying, I sacrifice IM in some bloody ritual to achieve my own ends.
Take that!
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I would like to point out that Sorrow A does not indeed have 1000 fables. Therefor the bid is null and void! And mine still stands.
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