Innkeepers

From IFki

The Innkeeper is a strange and mysterious person, both jovial and wrathful. He (?) has even been known to talk to himself in strange voices, both squeaky and booming.

When the sturdy bulk on the Innkeep strides into the tavern, citizens are oft unsure if they should heartily greet him or quake in terror and hide under their seats.

Innkeeper rules the tavern with the aid of a fearsome and magical 'Tankard of Inkeeping'. This mighty vessel dispenses drinks and swift, brutal justice alike.

"If the Innkeeper's here, He'll hear, he'll hear, If the Innkeeper's here, Fear, fear... "

Excerpt from an old IFian drinking song.