City of IF

kkdestiny · Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:37 am Post subject:

First, there would be war. Then there would be fewer people. Then there would be a new society. Then there would be better peace...probably...maybe.

What if all you had to eat right now were tomatoes?

Novelest_Ninjagirl · Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:42 am Post subject:

I could die happy. Even happier if I found salt.

What if you had to hunt vegetables and grow cows?

Key · Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 2659 Location: The Royal Palace

I'd be a carnivore instead of a vegetarian.

What if you could stop time?

kkdestiny · Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 12:27 pm Post subject:

Then I would stop time all over the world, travel to all the government buildings, take my sweet time researching the issues the world has, and solve them all. Plus, i'd secure myself a bunch of money and carefully make a safe haven for myself in case shit hits the fan again.

What if people had to register for classes and pass them, in order to get a licence to have children?

Vikas Muralidharan · Joined: 29 Aug 2010 Posts: 600

We'd all be umm... "Illegitimate children"

What if there was no restriction on the use of the Internet, anywhere?

Novelest_Ninjagirl · Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:53 am Post subject:

The cats would come to power.

What if backpacks led to wormholes?

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 4:58 pm Post subject:

I would have an awesome new way of travelling to new and exotic places.

What if you had to buy your body parts as you got older?

Novelest_Ninjagirl · Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:11 pm Post subject:

Doesn't that already happen with hips and stuff?
Otherwise, I imagine we'd all be learning how to type with our noses from a young age

What if all lights were clap on clap off?

kkdestiny · Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:28 pm Post subject:

Applauses would be outlawed.

What if the world ended? :D *sg reference*

Crunchyfrog · Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 3998

Life as we know it would be very different.

What if we had two moons?

Novelest_Ninjagirl · Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:21 pm Post subject:

The ocean would be twice as deadly, but full moons half as impressive.

What if we went into another ice age?

Novelest_Ninjagirl · Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2015 12:02 pm Post subject:

What, did I scare you guys? Too real?

Novelest_Ninjagirl · Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 7:47 pm Post subject:

I'll answer it then, we're all die or be very very cold.

What if apples all started to taste like oranges overnight?

Seraphi · Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 7:44 am Post subject:

Then bananas would start to taste like lemons, too. And the composition of fruit salad would have to be seriously rethought.

What if the grass became the sky and we started living in the clouds?

Thegaywizardly · Joined: 12 Feb 2016 Posts: 13

Then we wouldn't have compost bins because all the grass trimmings would fall to the earth.

What if I just right now started floating away.

Novelest_Ninjagirl · Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2016 5:41 pm Post subject:

Then you'd live on your ceiling, and never go outside.

What if humans were 70% soda?

Seraphi · Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2016 6:34 pm Post subject:

Then the meaning of having a bubbly personality would become quite literal.

What if the ground reacted to the moon like tides and the ocean stayed still instead?

Novelest_Ninjagirl · Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 11:17 pm Post subject:

Then I'd still be clumsy no matter where I went.

What if hairbrushes had never been invented?

Novelest_Ninjagirl · Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 2:24 am Post subject:

(Answering my own to try and revive this fun but very dead thread)

Then short hair would be far more common.

What if food changed flavor each time you ate it?

Chinaren · Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:16 pm Post subject:

That depends on if it was all good or bad or random.

People wouldn't care so much about food.

What would the world be like if there was no seas or oceans?

titanholding1 · Joined: 24 Aug 2019 Posts: 13

Then the world would be as dry as the queen asked to participate in word play.

What if the meaning of life was to ask the next person to climb into a parachute bag and say april fools when it was opened in the middle of june.

titanholding1 · Joined: 24 Aug 2019 Posts: 13

Then the world would be as dry as the queen asked to participate in word play.

What if the meaning of life was to ask the next person to climb into a parachute bag and say april fools when it was opened in the middle of june.