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Vishal Muralidharan
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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That'd mean everything on the ilst would taste like a banana.. including banana.
What if John McCain had won the election? |
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PopeAlessandrosXVIII
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| Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 3:21 am Post subject: I think..... |
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I still wouldn't have my big screen TV, so whay should I care?
What if the letter 'e' suddenly vanished from every pisce of writing, both on paper and computer, everywhere in the world, all at once? |
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Vishal Muralidharan
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vryon would hav a hard tim undrstanding what popl ar trying to say. (Like that? See?)
What if Key decided to shut If down?! |
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The White Blacksmith
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| Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 3:32 am Post subject: |
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Terror. Terror and rioting.
What if everyone had super-powers, but really rubbish ones? (like turning into a small crab) |
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Vikas Muralidharan
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| Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:56 am Post subject: |
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Then they wouldn't really be "super" powers :O
What if Harry Houdini climbs through your window and tells you he had "escaped death"?! |
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Thunderbird
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| Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:41 am Post subject: |
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I'd get a notepad, sit him down and ask him to explain EVERYTHING!
What if dog's ears had developed to the point that they acted like wings and could help a dog to fly? |
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Vishal Muralidharan
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| Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:46 am Post subject: |
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I wouldn't mind (In fact, I would want to) fatten my dog to an extent that i can sit on it without it having a problem, then I'd fly around the world.
What if a jackfruit had fallen on Newton's head instead of an apple? :P |
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The White Blacksmith
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| Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:53 am Post subject: |
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He wouldn't have known what one was since they don't grow in England. But he'd still come up with the theory of Gravity, since that story's pretty much an urban legend and he did a heck of a lot of work that wasn't sitting under trees waiting to be hit by fruit.
What if dolphins were classified as non-human persons? |
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Vikas Muralidharan
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| Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:05 am Post subject: |
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(Thank me for reviving this thread, and the Fortune tellers one)
Lots of people would be scratching their heads trying to figure out whether we could mate with them :P
What if "Dubstep" was the only genre of music in the world?! |
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warriorofdoom
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| Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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I would never listen to music.
What if all humans were gay? |
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PopeAlessandrosXVIII
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| Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:32 am Post subject: I Think....... |
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Then there would never be war and killing seeing as we'd all be too gay(happy) to do so!
What if everone on earth suddenly grew full functioning gills, but could still breath air? |
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Thunderbird
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| Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:55 am Post subject: |
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They'd have a much easier time figuring out how to procreate with the dolphins.
What if everyone could teleport wherever they pleased whenever they pleased? |
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Tavanesh
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| Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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Well, first of all trips to the bathroom would be incredibly easier as long as you remembered to zip up your pants before teleporting back...and the population of first world countries would sky rocket with immigrants from third world countries. Money would have to be virtualized to prevent teleportation theft!
What if half the human population suddenly turned into fruit flies? |
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Lilith
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Well first off, I think that the overpopulation issue as well as the lack of jobs EVERYWHERE would be solved... uh... hmm.... Hey, maybe I should research how to turn people into fruit flies... *wanders off to research with .. SCIENCE!*
*sticks hed back in for a moment* Oh! And WHAT IF.....
Whatever story you wrote on IF .... started happening before you in RL!? |
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Vikas Muralidharan
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:48 am Post subject: |
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Then Ahmed would stare at me and start mouthing off because Im hindu. (Read HATE in Lover's Court to get that)
What if Zogby the Fortune teller started consulting for free?! |
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Lilith
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:57 am Post subject: |
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Then I suspect the IF Treasury would get lower than normal, but very, very, very, agonizingly slowly. :P
What if...
The trees everywhere suddenly could move AND talk?! |
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PopeAlessandrosXVIII
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:00 am Post subject: I think...... |
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I would get free rides to work everyday from the nice maple in the back yard!
What if you suddenly realized you're living your life backwards? |
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Lilith
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:37 am Post subject: |
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I'd wonder what in the hell I'd need to do to make it go forwards o.O....O.o ... .what an odd thought...
What IF....
Human beings wised up and stopped watching reality television shows? |
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Vikas Muralidharan
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| Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:02 am Post subject: |
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Some people would start getting real jobs.
What if Chuck Norris becomes the host of a revived "Who wants to be a Millionaire?" ?! |
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Who wants to be a milionaire is already revived.... But chuck norris would round house kick everyone if they say they have more money because even if your a milionaire Chuck would still have more money than you.... LOL
What if men got pregnant? and women had to hear them nag about their sore backs? |
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Lilith
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| Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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Human beings would never procreate. A woman's patience only extends to the children they've carried.
What IF......
No one ever got sick.... but they died at 53? |
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Vishal Muralidharan
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| Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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People would be more productive, since there is no sickness, and we don't do much after 53 anyway :P
What if...
Chickens started breathing fire?! |
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Lilith
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| Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:51 am Post subject: |
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Everyone would have fire-roasted chicken for dinner so there would be no world hunger.. and if it's not deep-fried, chicken is quite healthy. So maybe less obesity. That's a thought hmm...
What IF...
Barack Obama actually took his foot out of his mouth for once? |
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Vikas Muralidharan
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| Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:19 am Post subject: |
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He'd stick his other foot in. :shock:
What if the chicken never crossed the road?!
Oh, and BTW...
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We're both Lawyers...
Want real laughs?! The Humor Guild awaits you :) |
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Lilith
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*sniffs* Then I would have no grilled chicken when Daddy dearest makes burgers. How upsetting.
What IF....
No one posted a comment or chapter on IF for three days?
((And lol at the humor guild advert. Very slick there.))
(((You get cool points for figuring this one out.))) |
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kc9cra
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| Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:36 am Post subject: |
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We wouldn't get any new members for a while because they would research the site and think it's down or something, so they'd move on. Plus I'd get bored.
What if you found yourself able to leave your body at will for short periods of time and invisiby travel the world |
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Thunderbird
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| Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:08 am Post subject: |
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That would certainly give me more time to read and catch up here! (And would make spying rather easy...)
What if we all read and replied 2-4 times as much as we write and post? |
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Vikas Muralidharan
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| Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:49 pm Post subject: |
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Fable Overload! :O
What if NaNoWriMo got cancelled forever?! |
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kkdestiny
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| Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 9:35 am Post subject: |
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Then I'd have returned my attentions to IF sooner. (been worked up about nano since Feb)
What if... teapots started growing legs and running around? |
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kc9cra
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It would be the teapot revolution. teaparty would have a totally differnt meaning, oh and we would all get a big laugh watching prim and propper old brittish ladies chasing their teapot out the door cussing it out like a rap star.
What if I could read your thoughts? |
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Lost Omega
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| Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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You would probably become a very frightened individual... And you would know everything about my SG before I'd even post it so I'd have to kill you so you don't take my ideas! :shock:
What if monkeys could no longer climb trees? |
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kkdestiny
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They would eventually lose their tails and become subspecies of chimps, and we wouldn't have to worry about chimps going extinct for a little longer XP
What if you became obsessed with cheese? |
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Vikas Muralidharan
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| Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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Nothing much would change... o.O
What if John Cena is a actually a woman? |
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kc9cra
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:42 am Post subject: |
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My wife would be so disappointed.
What if your reality was really just an sg online, and what you thought was an sg online was actually rl. |
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Vikas Muralidharan
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:29 am Post subject: |
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Id be a very confused person :O
What if kc9cra is really nigahiga? :P |
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PopeAlessandrosXVIII
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| Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:20 pm Post subject: Post |
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Well then I still wouldn't know what his/her username means!
What if that last place on earth to find gold was under your fingernails? |
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Vikas Muralidharan
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| Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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Then no one would frown at me when I bite my nails :/
What if holidays lasted forever? |
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Vishal Muralidharan
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| Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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Everyone would be dumb :O :P
What if IF was really a city, and we all lived really close by?! |
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kkdestiny
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I would walk there every day :D and say up to rent a place or something.
what if...jello became the national dessert? |
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Murport
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| Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 3:08 am Post subject: |
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I would move to a nation where they didn't make official national anything.
What if the days of the week got randomly rearranged. |
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