City of IF

kkdestiny · Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:32 am Post subject:

there wouldn't be anymore saturday night live, or saturday night parties

what if IF actually got active?

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:56 pm Post subject: . . .

I could die happy.

What if pigs could fly?

kkdestiny · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:19 am Post subject:

There'd be a lot of people doing weird things.

What if scientists found out that viruses were actually extra terrestrials?

Vishal Muralidharan · Joined: 24 Aug 2010 Posts: 867 Location: City Of IF!

Nothing much, I guess lol. Someone jobless would make a movie out of it?!

What if trees grew legs and started walking around?!

kkdestiny · Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:03 am Post subject:

They would be called Ents, and people would pretend to be elves or something like that XD

What if the word dog really did mean the opposite of god?

Vikas Muralidharan · Joined: 29 Aug 2010 Posts: 600

There would be too many devils and too little gods o.O

What if we found out that all of our history was a lie and people liked making things up?

kkdestiny · Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:23 am Post subject:

There would be some really pissed off historians.

What if There was only one woman left in the world?

Vikas Muralidharan · Joined: 29 Aug 2010 Posts: 600

Female Polygamy should be legalised -________________-

What if the animals could understand what we were talking?

kkdestiny · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:45 am Post subject:

I'm convinced that if they had that kind of intelligence, that they would secretly form a society designed to take over the moment we shoiewed weakness, cor at least to be able to start a riot about how they are treated. (kennels, dry food, leashes ect...)

What if you could understand animals?

Vikas Muralidharan · Joined: 29 Aug 2010 Posts: 600

We'd treat them much better.

What if WWE Pro Wrestling was actually real? :P

kkdestiny · Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:42 pm Post subject:

oh harsh XD

I'd think that the grudges would go much deeper and that it woudl eventually become a bloodsport...more than it already seems.

what if the site received notice of someone's death?

Tikanni Corazon · Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:51 pm Post subject:

Of course there would be some kind of remembrance ceremony or something similar, the epicness of which I suppose would depend upon the member in question. (e.g - me = epicness of major proportions XD)

What if we all lived our lives based upon influential song lyrics?

:P

kkdestiny · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:03 pm Post subject:

i would live by 'if today was your last day" so i could do a bunch of coll stuff :D

what if you were turned into a slug princess?

Seraphi · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:23 am Post subject:

I would marry the Mac Daddy of all slug princes, then wage a war against every salt company in existence, salt shakers, and any dog that has ever had the curiousity to gulp down one of my bretheren (invertebrate power go!).

What if peanut butter was illegal to purchase/eat?

kkdestiny · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:28 am Post subject:

My dad would be in a lot of trouble, because most of his diet consists of PBJ Sandwiches.

Enlightenment (ɪnˈlaɪt ə nmənt) [Click for IPA pronunciation guide]

— n
the Enlightenment an 18th-century philosophical movement stressing the importance of reason and the critical reappraisal of existing ideas and social institutions

What if I were to write a book where a character was trying to call for another enlightenment movement?

Seraphi · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:44 am Post subject:

I would read with great interest because a story like that could end up being quite epic and thought provoking. You can never go wrong with a book that makes you think.

What if staplers were considered weapons of mass destruction?

kkdestiny · Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:36 pm Post subject:

I would buy a bunch of staplers just to freak people out

what if you could experience any culture of your choosing for a whole year, but once you chose it, you couldn'tleave before the year was up...

Vikas Muralidharan · Joined: 29 Aug 2010 Posts: 600

I would choose to be a Muslim, in some Islamic country.

What if you walked with your hands and ate with your legs?

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:49 pm Post subject:

Sex would look really interesting. . . . . .

What if every time someone said "And" you would lay an egg?

Seraphi · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:28 pm Post subject:

I would either have a lot of baby *insert creature that comes from an egg here* running around...or breakfast forever.

What if eggplants could walk/talk and were the dominant species on the earth?

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:30 pm Post subject:

We'd all make great pets, with removable limbs and everything :P

What if tomorrow you woke up and the world was 2D?

Jack_D.Mented · Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:46 am Post subject:

I'd jump on people's heads to see if I could make coins pop out of their butts. And if that worked, I'd be eating some mushrooms so I could become a GIANT!

What if your entire life was just a fever dream and you've been in a mental hospital this whole time?

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:55 pm Post subject:

I'd make sure to never take my pills so I could come back to this dream to be with all you guys.

What is the last thing you said before falling asleep each night came true/appeared?

kkdestiny · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:58 pm Post subject:

It already does "good night"

but uh...I'd make a bunch of changes to society, and then use my experiences the next day to see if i need the next night to tweak it. and then i'd be careful about what i say right before going to bed.

What if you were to let me tell you about homestuck? :D

Jack_D.Mented · Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:23 pm Post subject:

Homestuck? What is homestuck? Please do tell...

What if someone shipped you a big crate and in it was a bound and gagged Justin Beiber, with the instructions to do as you pleased?

plausible_follicile · Joined: 02 Jan 2013 Posts: 57 Location: India

I'd keep her bound and gagged.

What if you woke up on day and realized that you were a squirrel?

Seraphi · Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:47 pm Post subject:

I would immediately think "Crap, where did I bury all those nuts last winter?"

What if all humans were made of rubber/elastic (like Gumby or Mr. Fantastic)?

kkdestiny · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:08 am Post subject:

People would have fun with it for a couple months, and then go back to normal lives. Also, there'd be a sharp increase in people jumping off cliffs.

What if the world was made of glazed doughnuts?

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 3:16 pm Post subject: What if. . . .

It would be quickly crushed by it's own gravity and we'd all die happy, glaze filled deaths.

What if. . . . .We all became our avatars here on IF overnight, be it the persona we have made or the Pic we have picked?

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 6:36 am Post subject: *Poke*

(This is just a poke just in case everyone has forgotten this game exists. I forget if this is against the rules, however I hate to see fun games die. *Sigh*)

kkdestiny · Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:44 am Post subject:

I imagine most of us would choose the Persona we made. And I'm sure we'd all be happier because that's part of the reason we made the personas. At least, we'd be happy until we were collected by the world government for experiments.

What if....everyone who says they check in on the site actually participated in these little games?

Vishal Muralidharan · Joined: 24 Aug 2010 Posts: 867 Location: City Of IF!

More people would check in, we'd be back to former glory :/

What if, you woke up one day as the opposite gender?

kkdestiny · Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 6:14 pm Post subject:

I'd have lots of fun :)

What if...The first post of my SG That Chance happened to you? ;3

Vikas Muralidharan · Joined: 29 Aug 2010 Posts: 600

Like I said, get food, get water, get meds and ruuuuuun :P

What if Kanye West was the President of The United States?

kkdestiny · Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 10:06 pm Post subject:

Get food, water,meds and RUN THE HELL AWAY

XD

What if we all comunicated with speech bubbles?

Novelest_Ninjagirl · Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 11:00 pm Post subject:

I'd be able to grab the bubbles of stupid stuff i said before people could read it, and deaf people wouldn't need sign language as much.

What if the length of your hair determined your magic level?

Vishal Muralidharan · Joined: 24 Aug 2010 Posts: 867 Location: City Of IF!

Voldemort would have been much easier to kill.

What if the world was ruled by a cat?

Vikas Muralidharan · Joined: 29 Aug 2010 Posts: 600

Everyone would be lazing around and not giving a crap :P

What if Harry Potter was never written? :3

Novelest_Ninjagirl · Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 12:10 am Post subject:

Many wouldn't believe in magic.

What if phones have feelings?

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 7:54 am Post subject:

Then anyone who used them would be viewed as a jerk for using a thing without it's permission :P

What if no one could hide their emotions?