City of IF

kkdestiny · Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:34 pm Post subject: The 'What If" Game

Real simple here folks :P

Let's say I post "What if..Shakespear was a wizard?"

then the next person would have to tell me what they think would happen if my what if question was true before posting their own what if question.

:O so... what if shakespear was a wizard?

Masterweaver · Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 1463 Location: Look around

He would convince everybody that his name ended with the letter e, steal scripts from Francis Bacon, then cause Francis Bacon to disappear from the timeline without remembering to wipe all records of Francis Bacon.

What if.... our written language was based off the speech of spiders?

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:56 pm Post subject: Spiders

Our cursive writting would be impossible to write with les than 4 hands, and there would be a ton of clicks that would get their own unique symbol.

What if......every third friday of every month starting with 'J' everyone on earth yelled at the same time "Cookie!"

Guest · Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:09 pm Post subject:

The planet would have found peace in randomness and world peace will rein for an eternity.

What if.... We all were the same age?

kkdestiny · Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:02 pm Post subject:

there would be no babies to replace us, and no old people to bake cinnomon rollls for us :O

what if all red fruit were to suddenly trun poisonous?

crazybookgal · Joined: 08 Oct 2010 Posts: 196

Everyone would say "Oh well nobody liked red apples anyway and Granny Smith would become rich!!!

What If...all the orange juice in the world turned into monsters that ate anyone who drank from the carton (if you got a glass you're safe)

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:25 am Post subject: Ummmm

I'd become the saddest person on the planet, and never drink Oj again. Oh, and it would prolly become elegle to even MAKE Oj. To Risky.

What if everyones' right hands suddenly started trying to kill their lefts?

crazybookgal · Joined: 08 Oct 2010 Posts: 196

the author of my sis's play would complain that his idea was stolen, and then all the hands would be out to get him

What If...Santa Clause made an official anouncement that he was retiring to Florida and sold his reindeer on ebay?

kkdestiny · Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:21 pm Post subject:

then the world would be sad, and someone would find him, hold him at point blank and threaten to kill him if he didn't start christmas again (a bit counter productive there buddy..)

What if California broke off of the united states?

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:26 am Post subject: Well...

I would throw the biggest, wildest party of this cetury, and invite the president. My only lament is if the govoner was there at the time....

What if everyone's vcr suddenly started talking to them, saying stuff like "That movie suxs, I refuse to play that!" ?

kkdestiny · Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:40 pm Post subject:

a lot of vcr's would get smashed, and i'm not sure if they make them anymore XD
*feels old*

what if the matrix was real?

Crunchyfrog · Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 3998

...most of us would be blissfully unaware.

What if we had eyeballs on our elbows?

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:44 pm Post subject: I think.....

People would actually listen when their mothers tell them, "Elbows off the table!"

What if cows suddenly vanished off the face of the Earth?

Exmortis · Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:30 pm Post subject:

The bulls would be very lonely... and sexually frustrated. :oops:

What If... the enitre next generation consisted purely of sociopaths.

Guest · Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:10 am Post subject:

The population would probably increase by numbers and after that decline quite fast and the world will be restored to a green world once again... or something...

What if every planet had humans and not aleins

Exmortis · Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:54 am Post subject:

Then quite a few planets capable of life are going to be quite royally screwed up.

What if... mankind created a perfect AI program?

kkdestiny · Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:15 am Post subject:

Then we would all become lazy (assuming by perfect, you mean it won't try to destroy us) and we'll start not having sex because we're too big and lazy and have the technology to do it in other ways and we'll still over populate the world and wind up destorying it -.-

so....what if you were given the title of president of the world?

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:10 am Post subject: I think.....

I would draw all my loyal minions together and create a continent by continant Anime/Yaoi/Yuri/Gamer/Nerd year long party paloozza every 7 years.

WHat if men could bare children too?

DeadManWalking · Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005

Then there would be one less complaint against same-sex marriage (for gay men at least)

What if there was no metals on earth?

Thunderbird · Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:50 pm Post subject:

We would be far less advanced as a species (if we'd survived at all) and most certainly wouldn't be discussing this matter on a computer!

What if pigs really did fly out your ass?

PopeAlessandrosXVIII · Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:57 am Post subject: Heh

The world wouldn't have to worrie about farting anymore, seeing as it would be phisicaly immpossible.

What if every time you cracker you knuckles, someone, somewhere in the world, breaks their back?

kkdestiny · Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:03 am Post subject:

There would not be much diffference because i don't tend to crack my knuckles. *shrugs*

what if cheese became the great delicacy of the world?

Angeal PureHeart · Joined: 15 May 2011 Posts: 70 Location: Escanaba, MI 49829

Then the state of Wisconsin would become the richest state in the USA...

What if... People crapped out icecream?

Thunderbird · Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 7:51 pm Post subject:

We certainly wouldn't be throwing around the phrase 'Eat S**t and die' like it was a bad thing!

What if we found a race of arthropods thriving just under the surface of Mars in subterranean pools?

D-Lotus · Joined: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 4123 Location: Hollywood, USA

Then the French would have found something new to serve in their restaurants. :shock:

What if there was one universal currency?

Vikas Muralidharan · Joined: 29 Aug 2010 Posts: 600

There would be more unemployment (in India atleast) as people working in currency exchange offices would lose their jobs.

What if we find that Bin Laden had created 7 horcruxes?!

Angeal PureHeart · Joined: 15 May 2011 Posts: 70 Location: Escanaba, MI 49829

We would call on Daniel Radcliff to hunt them down and destroy them! :p

What if the world were to suddenly stop revolving on it's axis?

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629

The world's population would have to become migrant, due to day and night time becoming defined by seasons. We may also lose a portion of our atmosphere, due to the sudden inertia reducing the Earth's gravitational pull, and the theory of general relativity would have to be rewritten.

What if imaginations actually worked to create things?

Angeal PureHeart · Joined: 15 May 2011 Posts: 70 Location: Escanaba, MI 49829

Then every Otaku would be drivin mad with the ability to bring forth their favorie characters... TT'

What if... All mothers suddently turned into cockroaches?

D-Lotus · Joined: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 4123 Location: Hollywood, USA

Then someone would write a doctoral thesis arguing that Kafka's Metamorphosis has never been properly understood as a prophecy.

Wat if Marx hadn't written his manifesto?

Thunderbird · Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 9:47 pm Post subject:

Then the Red Shield would already have completed its goal of Globalization.
;)

What if your Grandma was your Daughter?

Vishal Muralidharan · Joined: 24 Aug 2010 Posts: 867 Location: City Of IF!

Bizzy would have to edit his Guildhall welcome post ;)

What If Crunchyfrog had never joined If?

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629

We'd all be a lot less Hungover.

What if doctors, lawyers and the like were celebrities rather than singers and actors?

Vikas Muralidharan · Joined: 29 Aug 2010 Posts: 600

The Prescriptions and the legal papers would be treasured.

What if every link on this site led us to Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up"?

D-Lotus · Joined: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 4123 Location: Hollywood, USA

I would travel back in time to make sure Rick Astley was never born.

What if nobody wore clothes?

Vishal Muralidharan · Joined: 24 Aug 2010 Posts: 867 Location: City Of IF!

Old people would get avoided altogether :p

What if Justin Bieber realises that he sounds like a sick pig?

The White Blacksmith · Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629

The world would be a better place.

What if Justin Beiber never realises he sounds like a sick pig?

Angeal PureHeart · Joined: 15 May 2011 Posts: 70 Location: Escanaba, MI 49829

Then the Mayan's were right and he is going to cause the end of the world.

What if all your fingers and toes actually talked and had names?

Vikas Muralidharan · Joined: 29 Aug 2010 Posts: 600

Then we would have even more trouble remembering names.... :O

What if everyone looked alike?!

Angeal PureHeart · Joined: 15 May 2011 Posts: 70 Location: Escanaba, MI 49829

Then the word trust would no longer have meaning.

What if... Bananas tasted like Oranges, Oranges like Apples, Apples like Grapes, Grapes like Pears, and Pears like Bananas?

Ohh tough one!