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This is a game i used to play some time back and I used to get really good stories out of it...
Here are the rules.!
You can't post twice in a row.
We start of with a basic sentence such as the City of Saxet was ruled by a evil king..... and then the first reply should start with the word Fortunately, like Fortunately, the city was home to a magician who could repel evil. The next post starts with Unfortunately, like Unfortunately, The Magician's spell wizard was stolen by the Army, who worked for the king. you can also do some thing like Unfortunately for the king.....
Each Sentence except the first sentence SHOULD start with the word fortunately or unfortunately. If one sentence starts with fortunately the next sentence MUST start with Unfortunately and Vice Versa.
The author can add a few sentences after a fixed period of turns (in this case 15) if he feels that the story needs a face-lift.
FIRST SENTENCE-> Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
(please don't put up, Fortunately he didn't believe in spirits. It makes no difference. The City is haunted by spirits).
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Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in england cleanseing old castles of their evil spirits.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services. (Please don't shoot me)
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay. (I couldn't resist)
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promiced Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'.(  )
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
Unfortunately, Bob suffers from chronic fear-induced seizures.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
Unfortunately, Bob suffers from chronic fear-induced seizures.
Fortunately, Rob had finished contacting the spirits and could now talk to them or drive them away.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
Unfortunately, Bob suffers from chronic fear-induced seizures.
Fortunately, Rob had finished contacting the spirits and could now talk to them or drive them away.
Unfortunately, one of them had fallen in love with Bob and refused to leave.
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OOPS, I just realized that 15 turns were up, and before i could add a couple of sentences to make the story turn towards a better direction, Pope had some thing to add...! s'okay though! i'll add the sentences in a few minutes.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
Unfortunately, Bob suffers from chronic fear-induced seizures.
Fortunately, Rob had finished contacting the spirits and could now talk to them or drive them away.
Unfortunately, one of them had fallen in love with Bob and refused to leave.
Now, from this love-struck spirit Bob learns of a hidden cave somewhere in the Historile hill, located close to Lahvis town, where he was at present. Apparently, that was the nesting ground of the spirits which disturb the peace of Lahvis. Armed with a shot-machine gun, Bob leaves to the hill, in search of the cave, his only companion being the spirit. Bob would get rid of her later.
(The next sentence begins with fortunately)
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WHY ISNT ANYONE CONTINUING THIS?!?! 
Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
Unfortunately, Bob suffers from chronic fear-induced seizures.
Fortunately, Rob had finished contacting the spirits and could now talk to them or drive them away.
Unfortunately, one of them had fallen in love with Bob and refused to leave.
Now, from this love-struck spirit Bob learns of a hidden cave somewhere in the Historile hill, located close to Lahvis town, where he was at present. Apparently, that was the nesting ground of the spirits which disturb the peace of Lahvis. Armed with a shot-machine gun, Bob leaves to the hill, in search of the cave, his only companion being the spirit. Bob would get rid of her later.
Fortunately, the spirits were in a mood to have a chat.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
Unfortunately, Bob suffers from chronic fear-induced seizures.
Fortunately, Rob had finished contacting the spirits and could now talk to them or drive them away.
Unfortunately, one of them had fallen in love with Bob and refused to leave.
Now, from this love-struck spirit Bob learns of a hidden cave somewhere in the Historile hill, located close to Lahvis town, where he was at present. Apparently, that was the nesting ground of the spirits which disturb the peace of Lahvis. Armed with a shot-machine gun, Bob leaves to the hill, in search of the cave, his only companion being the spirit. Bob would get rid of her later.
Fortunately, the spirits were in a mood to have a chat.
Unfortunately, they communicated by spitting thorns at each other's faces and Bob's.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
Unfortunately, Bob suffers from chronic fear-induced seizures.
Fortunately, Rob had finished contacting the spirits and could now talk to them or drive them away.
Unfortunately, one of them had fallen in love with Bob and refused to leave.
Now, from this love-struck spirit Bob learns of a hidden cave somewhere in the Historile hill, located close to Lahvis town, where he was at present. Apparently, that was the nesting ground of the spirits which disturb the peace of Lahvis. Armed with a shot-machine gun, Bob leaves to the hill, in search of the cave, his only companion being the spirit. Bob would get rid of her later.
Fortunately, the spirits were in a mood to have a chat.
Unfortunately, they communicated by spitting thorns at each other's faces and Bob's.
Fortunatly, Bob is good at catching projectiles with his teeth.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
Unfortunately, Bob suffers from chronic fear-induced seizures.
Fortunately, Rob had finished contacting the spirits and could now talk to them or drive them away.
Unfortunately, one of them had fallen in love with Bob and refused to leave.
Now, from this love-struck spirit Bob learns of a hidden cave somewhere in the Historile hill, located close to Lahvis town, where he was at present. Apparently, that was the nesting ground of the spirits which disturb the peace of Lahvis. Armed with a shot-machine gun, Bob leaves to the hill, in search of the cave, his only companion being the spirit. Bob would get rid of her later.
Fortunately, the spirits were in a mood to have a chat.
Unfortunately, they communicated by spitting thorns at each other's faces and Bob's.
Fortunatly, Bob is good at catching projectiles with his teeth.
Unfortunately, Bob had a terrible toothache and was scared to use his teeth
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
Unfortunately, Bob suffers from chronic fear-induced seizures.
Fortunately, Rob had finished contacting the spirits and could now talk to them or drive them away.
Unfortunately, one of them had fallen in love with Bob and refused to leave.
Now, from this love-struck spirit Bob learns of a hidden cave somewhere in the Historile hill, located close to Lahvis town, where he was at present. Apparently, that was the nesting ground of the spirits which disturb the peace of Lahvis. Armed with a shot-machine gun, Bob leaves to the hill, in search of the cave, his only companion being the spirit. Bob would get rid of her later.
Fortunately, the spirits were in a mood to have a chat.
Unfortunately, they communicated by spitting thorns at each other's faces and Bob's.
Fortunatly, Bob is good at catching projectiles with his teeth.
Unfortunately, Bob had a terrible toothache and was scared to use his teeth.
Fortunately, he overcame his fear, and used his teeth, and he had no problem.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
Unfortunately, Bob suffers from chronic fear-induced seizures.
Fortunately, Rob had finished contacting the spirits and could now talk to them or drive them away.
Unfortunately, one of them had fallen in love with Bob and refused to leave.
Now, from this love-struck spirit Bob learns of a hidden cave somewhere in the Historile hill, located close to Lahvis town, where he was at present. Apparently, that was the nesting ground of the spirits which disturb the peace of Lahvis. Armed with a shot-machine gun, Bob leaves to the hill, in search of the cave, his only companion being the spirit. Bob would get rid of her later.
Fortunately, the spirits were in a mood to have a chat.
Unfortunately, they communicated by spitting thorns at each other's faces and Bob's.
Fortunatly, Bob is good at catching projectiles with his teeth.
Unfortunately, Bob had a terrible toothache and was scared to use his teeth.
Fortunately, he overcame his fear, and used his teeth, and he had no problem.
Unfortunately, he swallowed a couple thorns in the process.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
Unfortunately, Bob suffers from chronic fear-induced seizures.
Fortunately, Rob had finished contacting the spirits and could now talk to them or drive them away.
Unfortunately, one of them had fallen in love with Bob and refused to leave.
Now, from this love-struck spirit Bob learns of a hidden cave somewhere in the Historile hill, located close to Lahvis town, where he was at present. Apparently, that was the nesting ground of the spirits which disturb the peace of Lahvis. Armed with a shot-machine gun, Bob leaves to the hill, in search of the cave, his only companion being the spirit. Bob would get rid of her later.
Fortunately, the spirits were in a mood to have a chat.
Unfortunately, they communicated by spitting thorns at each other's faces and Bob's.
Fortunatly, Bob is good at catching projectiles with his teeth.
Unfortunately, Bob had a terrible toothache and was scared to use his teeth.
Fortunately, he overcame his fear, and used his teeth, and he had no problem.
Unfortunately, he swallowed a couple thorns in the process.
Fortunately, the love-struck spirit went inside his body and bought out the thorns, and made sure it did that everytime Bob swallowed a thorn.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
Unfortunately, Bob suffers from chronic fear-induced seizures.
Fortunately, Rob had finished contacting the spirits and could now talk to them or drive them away.
Unfortunately, one of them had fallen in love with Bob and refused to leave.
Now, from this love-struck spirit Bob learns of a hidden cave somewhere in the Historile hill, located close to Lahvis town, where he was at present. Apparently, that was the nesting ground of the spirits which disturb the peace of Lahvis. Armed with a shot-machine gun, Bob leaves to the hill, in search of the cave, his only companion being the spirit. Bob would get rid of her later.
Fortunately, the spirits were in a mood to have a chat.
Unfortunately, they communicated by spitting thorns at each other's faces and Bob's.
Fortunatly, Bob is good at catching projectiles with his teeth.
Unfortunately, Bob had a terrible toothache and was scared to use his teeth.
Fortunately, he overcame his fear, and used his teeth, and he had no problem.
Unfortunately, he swallowed a couple thorns in the process.
Fortunately, the love-struck spirit went inside his body and bought out the thorns, and made sure it did that everytime Bob swallowed a thorn.
Unfortunately, the torns have some kind of posion on them and Bob began getting sick.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
Unfortunately, Bob suffers from chronic fear-induced seizures.
Fortunately, Rob had finished contacting the spirits and could now talk to them or drive them away.
Unfortunately, one of them had fallen in love with Bob and refused to leave.
Now, from this love-struck spirit Bob learns of a hidden cave somewhere in the Historile hill, located close to Lahvis town, where he was at present. Apparently, that was the nesting ground of the spirits which disturb the peace of Lahvis. Armed with a shot-machine gun, Bob leaves to the hill, in search of the cave, his only companion being the spirit. Bob would get rid of her later.
Fortunately, the spirits were in a mood to have a chat.
Unfortunately, they communicated by spitting thorns at each other's faces and Bob's.
Fortunatly, Bob is good at catching projectiles with his teeth.
Unfortunately, Bob had a terrible toothache and was scared to use his teeth.
Fortunately, he overcame his fear, and used his teeth, and he had no problem.
Unfortunately, he swallowed a couple thorns in the process.
Fortunately, the love-struck spirit went inside his body and bought out the thorns, and made sure it did that everytime Bob swallowed a thorn.
Unfortunately, the torns have some kind of posion on them and Bob began getting sick.
Fortunately, a natural antidote is found in the weird orangey-blue flowers growing around the cave.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
Unfortunately, Bob suffers from chronic fear-induced seizures.
Fortunately, Rob had finished contacting the spirits and could now talk to them or drive them away.
Unfortunately, one of them had fallen in love with Bob and refused to leave.
Now, from this love-struck spirit Bob learns of a hidden cave somewhere in the Historile hill, located close to Lahvis town, where he was at present. Apparently, that was the nesting ground of the spirits which disturb the peace of Lahvis. Armed with a shot-machine gun, Bob leaves to the hill, in search of the cave, his only companion being the spirit. Bob would get rid of her later.
Fortunately, the spirits were in a mood to have a chat.
Unfortunately, they communicated by spitting thorns at each other's faces and Bob's.
Fortunatly, Bob is good at catching projectiles with his teeth.
Unfortunately, Bob had a terrible toothache and was scared to use his teeth.
Fortunately, he overcame his fear, and used his teeth, and he had no problem.
Unfortunately, he swallowed a couple thorns in the process.
Fortunately, the love-struck spirit went inside his body and bought out the thorns, and made sure it did that everytime Bob swallowed a thorn.
Unfortunately, the torns have some kind of posion on them and Bob began getting sick.
Fortunately, a natural antidote is found in the weird orangey-blue flowers growing around the cave.
Unfortunately, the orangey-blue flowers were not an antidote at all, but a memory-restoring poison used by spirits to remind humans of lives they had forgotten.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
Unfortunately, Bob suffers from chronic fear-induced seizures.
Fortunately, Rob had finished contacting the spirits and could now talk to them or drive them away.
Unfortunately, one of them had fallen in love with Bob and refused to leave.
Now, from this love-struck spirit Bob learns of a hidden cave somewhere in the Historile hill, located close to Lahvis town, where he was at present. Apparently, that was the nesting ground of the spirits which disturb the peace of Lahvis. Armed with a shot-machine gun, Bob leaves to the hill, in search of the cave, his only companion being the spirit. Bob would get rid of her later.
Fortunately, the spirits were in a mood to have a chat.
Unfortunately, they communicated by spitting thorns at each other's faces and Bob's.
Fortunatly, Bob is good at catching projectiles with his teeth.
Unfortunately, Bob had a terrible toothache and was scared to use his teeth.
Fortunately, he overcame his fear, and used his teeth, and he had no problem.
Unfortunately, he swallowed a couple thorns in the process.
Fortunately, the love-struck spirit went inside his body and bought out the thorns, and made sure it did that everytime Bob swallowed a thorn.
Unfortunately, the torns have some kind of posion on them and Bob began getting sick.
Fortunately, a natural antidote is found in the weird orangey-blue flowers growing around the cave.
Unfortunately, the orangey-blue flowers were not an antidote at all, but a memory-restoring poison used by spirits to remind humans of lives they had forgotten.
Fortunately, the past life that Bob remembered was a cave explorer, and so Bob went into the cave.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
Unfortunately, Bob suffers from chronic fear-induced seizures.
Fortunately, Rob had finished contacting the spirits and could now talk to them or drive them away.
Unfortunately, one of them had fallen in love with Bob and refused to leave.
Now, from this love-struck spirit Bob learns of a hidden cave somewhere in the Historile hill, located close to Lahvis town, where he was at present. Apparently, that was the nesting ground of the spirits which disturb the peace of Lahvis. Armed with a shot-machine gun, Bob leaves to the hill, in search of the cave, his only companion being the spirit. Bob would get rid of her later.
Fortunately, the spirits were in a mood to have a chat.
Unfortunately, they communicated by spitting thorns at each other's faces and Bob's.
Fortunatly, Bob is good at catching projectiles with his teeth.
Unfortunately, Bob had a terrible toothache and was scared to use his teeth.
Fortunately, he overcame his fear, and used his teeth, and he had no problem.
Unfortunately, he swallowed a couple thorns in the process.
Fortunately, the love-struck spirit went inside his body and bought out the thorns, and made sure it did that everytime Bob swallowed a thorn.
Unfortunately, the torns have some kind of posion on them and Bob began getting sick.
Fortunately, a natural antidote is found in the weird orangey-blue flowers growing around the cave.
Unfortunately, the orangey-blue flowers were not an antidote at all, but a memory-restoring poison used by spirits to remind humans of lives they had forgotten.
Fortunately, the past life that Bob remembered was a cave explorer, and so Bob went into the cave.
Unfortunately, the cave floor was covered with a thin layer of sickly green string algae, and he slid past the flowers.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
Unfortunately, Bob suffers from chronic fear-induced seizures.
Fortunately, Rob had finished contacting the spirits and could now talk to them or drive them away.
Unfortunately, one of them had fallen in love with Bob and refused to leave.
Now, from this love-struck spirit Bob learns of a hidden cave somewhere in the Historile hill, located close to Lahvis town, where he was at present. Apparently, that was the nesting ground of the spirits which disturb the peace of Lahvis. Armed with a shot-machine gun, Bob leaves to the hill, in search of the cave, his only companion being the spirit. Bob would get rid of her later.
Fortunately, the spirits were in a mood to have a chat.
Unfortunately, they communicated by spitting thorns at each other's faces and Bob's.
Fortunatly, Bob is good at catching projectiles with his teeth.
Unfortunately, Bob had a terrible toothache and was scared to use his teeth.
Fortunately, he overcame his fear, and used his teeth, and he had no problem.
Unfortunately, he swallowed a couple thorns in the process.
Fortunately, the love-struck spirit went inside his body and bought out the thorns, and made sure it did that everytime Bob swallowed a thorn.
Unfortunately, the torns have some kind of posion on them and Bob began getting sick.
Fortunately, a natural antidote is found in the weird orangey-blue flowers growing around the cave.
Unfortunately, the orangey-blue flowers were not an antidote at all, but a memory-restoring poison used by spirits to remind humans of lives they had forgotten.
Fortunately, the past life that Bob remembered was a cave explorer, and so Bob went into the cave.
Unfortunately, the cave floor was covered with a thin layer of sickly green string algae, and he slid past the flowers.
Fortunately, this unexpected turn of events meant Bob slid further into the cave, and crashed into what seemed like the gates of a magical, yet undiscovered city that lay hidden in these caves for centuries.
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Bob had just moved into a town which was haunted by evil spirits.
Fortunately, his great-aunt Sally was a medium so she could communicate with the spirits for Bob.
Unfortunately, Sally and Bob had not exactly been good friends.
Fortunately, Sally was more interested in investigating the spirits than she was unhappy with Bob.
Unfortunately, she's in England cleansing old castles of their evil spirits.
Fortunately, Bob's friend Rob ( who is good friends with Sally) had learnt some of Sally's skills from her.
Unfortunately Rob only accepts sex as payment for his services.
Fortunately, Bob is gay.
Unfortunately, Rob promised Sally he'd leave Bob alone.
Fortunately, Rob has never been so good at keeping promises.
Unfortunately, Bob thinks Rob is ugly (and hairy) and refused to 'pay'
Fortunately, Rob starts the ritual for free considering that Bob is his friend.
Unfortunately, the spirits weren't so friendly, and attacks Rob mid chant.
Fortunately, as they are just spirits, he just got a bit frightened, but remained unharmed by their ghostly touches.
Unfortunately, Bob suffers from chronic fear-induced seizures.
Fortunately, Rob had finished contacting the spirits and could now talk to them or drive them away.
Unfortunately, one of them had fallen in love with Bob and refused to leave.
Now, from this love-struck spirit Bob learns of a hidden cave somewhere in the Historile hill, located close to Lahvis town, where he was at present. Apparently, that was the nesting ground of the spirits which disturb the peace of Lahvis. Armed with a shot-machine gun, Bob leaves to the hill, in search of the cave, his only companion being the spirit. Bob would get rid of her later.
Fortunately, the spirits were in a mood to have a chat.
Unfortunately, they communicated by spitting thorns at each other's faces and Bob's.
Fortunatly, Bob is good at catching projectiles with his teeth.
Unfortunately, Bob had a terrible toothache and was scared to use his teeth.
Fortunately, he overcame his fear, and used his teeth, and he had no problem.
Unfortunately, he swallowed a couple thorns in the process.
Fortunately, the love-struck spirit went inside his body and bought out the thorns, and made sure it did that everytime Bob swallowed a thorn.
Unfortunately, the torns have some kind of posion on them and Bob began getting sick.
Fortunately, a natural antidote is found in the weird orangey-blue flowers growing around the cave.
Unfortunately, the orangey-blue flowers were not an antidote at all, but a memory-restoring poison used by spirits to remind humans of lives they had forgotten.
Fortunately, the past life that Bob remembered was a cave explorer, and so Bob went into the cave.
Unfortunately, the cave floor was covered with a thin layer of sickly green string algae, and he slid past the flowers.
Fortunately, this unexpected turn of events meant Bob slid further into the cave, and crashed into what seemed like the gates of a magical, yet undiscovered city that lay hidden in these caves for centuries.
Unfortunately, the city's gates recognized Bob as the man who had sealed them, and once passing the gates, the love struck spirit remembered she once ruled here.
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