RLs
From IFki
Otherwise known as the Real Lifes. A most heinous disease that has robbed the City of some of the best citizens of antiquity, including a few precious souls from the City Council. :(
Also a cause of Thwackabobphobia and Post-RL Syndrome.
There appears to be a seasonal attack of RLs near the new year, called (sarcastically) Holiday Celebrations.