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| A warrior fairy, an alcoholic fairy and a gunslinger were sharing a tub full of ice, using the excuse that the weather was hot.
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| Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:03 am Post subject: |
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An alcoholic fairy admitted to being a whore
Everyone in the Inn except 1 was pulled into an ice tub and was unable to escape for about 5 minutes
An alcoholic fairy made her boobs bigger upon the return of her pixiedust
Everyone except for on in the Inn played strip-twister
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| Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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A certain fairy is killing a certain Half-demon right owat het inn! COme Quick!
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| Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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That certain fairy managed to reduce that certain demon to dust with an arrow enchanted with the fairy's blood. The demon's remains were cried over, kicked, and fallen into.
After which a huge epic fight was started.
Just finishing what noni started...
*a duck wanders into forum and reads the posts. "thwack."*
hee hee...
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The ladies worm has just popped the big question to our resident teen phantom girl... who accepted... stay tuned for a date!
Seems that the Queen dumped his ass for greener pastures.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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It seems a certain half-demon has lost his taste for dragons. Is it temproary? Forever? Let's keep close watch.
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| Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:01 am Post subject: |
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| Lilith wrote: | This just in...
Our High Lord Chancellor was tackled by a hormone-driven kleptomaniac pixie. What does this mean for his Dark Mistress? Has she been replaced? She did move out after all awhile back.. has the Chancellor tired of her? Who knows! Keep tuned right here for more on this startling development! |
I AM NOT A PIXIE! *looks around, blushes and flies off with a slight handful of fables*
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| Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:29 am Post subject: |
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wow this is some good stuff *takes out notepad*
and hooray for being to new to be gossipied about 
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There are reports from a dusty town on If's western frontier of a discontented Ifian encouraging a certain freelance assassin to kill the Mayor. It is unknown if the mayor is aware of NE pending attacks.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:50 pm Post subject: |
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| shy_blu_eyes wrote: | | There are reports from a dusty town on If's western frontier of a discontented Ifian encouraging a certain freelance assassin to kill the Mayor. It is unknown if the mayor is aware of NE pending attacks. |
WOOT! Now this is how to write a gossip item!
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| Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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*raises eyeridge* Freelance?
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:00 am Post subject: |
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Indeed. As in my free swinging lance will smite the assassin. lol
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:30 am Post subject: |
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I stand behind my adjectives.
*Looks for dictionary*
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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LOL wax
and also i think the inference was that rai works for the Mayor of the city and isnt freelance..
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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did someone say freelance assassin?
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A phantoms little green bunny said it's first few words today. . .
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A certain half-dragon is said to have resisted tackling in the Inn today. It is not known whether anyone was hurt in the incident, but one completely impartial onlooker had this to say:
'You've been tackled. End of. No avoiding. Now I'm going to make the tea. Also, you've been tackled.'
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| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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And that statement is a Dinranwen comment if ever there was one...
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:13 am Post subject: |
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*whispers* Hey I hear that a certain bounty hunter gets bored easily I'll be back with more info
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:13 am Post subject: |
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I heard a certain bounty hunter is moving up to the well known ranks of. . . .teenages. Tomorrow!
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The Inn turned into a cafe today, as drinking and discussion of tea happened en mass. Happenings included a drugged cup and one person happily drinking tea without milk or sugar and not realising.
Oh, the things we get up to!
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| A certain short-haired feline was flashing a new anklet. While everyone was able to masque their surprise, some Ifians are wondering if this might be an engagement bling.
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A certain Half-demon declared his undying love for His Majesty in the Inn today. The 5 witnesses are certain he did not mean in a patriotic sense.
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A certain half-demon greatly denies these accusations, for he is in love with another. A muscular, sexy dragon. *restrains self*
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A blonde ninja and a darkly-coloured bird of prey were seen cuddling up together in th Inn today. There are unverified reports that gaps in the conversation were merely descents into whispering sweet nothings in each others' ears.
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| Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:52 am Post subject: |
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damnit all- i was helping my brother with his video games during those gaps!
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We seem to be having a recent rash of pregnancies in the Inn.
Certain esteemed IFians have been discovered to be, possibly, pregnant.
Denials have grown heated.
On the sidelines, a certain returned storyteller DEFINITELY denies punching pregnant women in the stomach as a hobby.
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I would just like to point out that, in regards to DM's post, I am neither esteemed nor a storyteller.
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It seems that a certain "wizard of books" has returned to if "part time", let all rejoice... but who could this mysterious "wizard of books" be?
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A certain returned storyteller would like to apologize for his pregger-punching ways....
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