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Hey people, I was just feeling nostalgic for some old things, and i remembered King of the Hill. It was a fun way to mess around, but i can't remember who started it originally.
Anyways, the objective of the game is to be the King of the Hill.
Please no involving all-mighty gods. So no Cthulhu and no giant Gatorade bottles.
Example:
Jack and Jill went up the Hill to fetch a pail of water.
King of the Hill: Jack and Jill
Jack fell down and broke his crown
King of the Hill: Jill
And Jill came tumbling after
King of the Hill: Umm... the well?
So anyways, I'll start
I use my magical creationship powers that will last only to the end of this post to create a hill.
I sit on the hill
King of the Hill: Me.
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I push Deady off the hill.
King of the Hill: Me!
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*Takes large, smelly rotten egg, places it in catapult, hurls it at MEany. Egg splats on face, MEany sneezes and falls of the hill.
My hill. 
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| Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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*Consumes can of redbull and superspeed sprints to the top of the hill, knocking Crunchy off*
King of the hill : Me!
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*Wipes egg off face and somehow buys a bull*
Hmmm...
*Paints bull red and watches as Smee chases madly after Red Bull*
My hill once more!
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| Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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*puts a cow in heat on the hill and watches as the Red Bull chases Meanie away from it.*
King of the Hill: Red bull and friend.
(sorry, i just had to do that. I probably should have made myself the king.)
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| Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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*Makes a REALLY big beef sandwhich out of the availiable rescources.*
This is a nice hill.
*sits*
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| Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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*Takes a box of sushi and joins Gallant atop the hill*
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Oh a gathering on top of a hill, how nice. Lets have a picnic!
*Brings a picnic basket and blanket for the people on top of the hill and sites down with them*(DMW needs the bread for his sandwitch anyway)
Kings of the Hill: Gallant and Meany (I'm just a friendly guest )
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:27 am Post subject: |
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*looks at the people sitting on the hill having lunch*
*frowns*
*Gets a lion*
>:3
*gets in the car and waits for the lion to chase everyone else off the hill*
King of the Hill: Gallant and Meany with TP as guest and Lion as hunter.
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Brings browny-cupcakes. *evil laughter*
King of the hill: The group
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:33 am Post subject: |
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Walks up the hill and offers everyone a box of starved, crazed weasles(Weird Al reference ftw)
King of the Hill:the group
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:38 am Post subject: |
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Looks at the group and waves, then breaks the dam next to hill, causing the water to wash the picinic away, along with its participants. Then goes to sit on the slightly soggy hill.
My hill!
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*Swims in the newly formed river having a blast*
King of the river: TruePurple
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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*uses a giant Acme brand mallet to cartoon-squish Alegria into the softened hill muck. Plants a cushion atop his head, and nestles in, using the few inches of exposed scalp to keep out of the wet*
mmm. MY hill.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:31 pm Post subject: |
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produces his handy dandy drill (for all occasions) and drills strait up into Skitty's...
Well, let's just suffice it to say that it is once again my hill. 
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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*watches as the electrical drill interacts with the water to produce an electrical shock, sending Alegria flying off into the sky in a Team Rocket-esqe manner*
*Strolls over to the hill and plants the Flag of Deady at its peak*
My hill.
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*recovers from her wounds with massive amounts of cosmetic surgery, and several fur replacements.*
Hmm. Now what? Ah, yes.
*Hires Mike Holmes, the happy fix-it-guy, to come assess the hill. Mike finds it to contain faulty air conditioning ducts, so he levels the hill, and then rebuilds it at three times the original cost, and with stain glass windows, totally obscuring the original purpose of it being- JUST A HILL!*
My hill.
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*Throws rocks at the stained glass windows, forcing Skitty to go down to visit her friend to get some more. When she leaves, he quitely sits upon the hill*
MY HILL
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*aims a bazooka at alegria and shoots him off then sits on hill*
all hail the new queen of the hill.
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*lures snow tiger away with a juicy steak.... *
MY hill! THIS kitty doesn't like meat.
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*Throws a rock at kitty and thus chases her off*
Rock beats scissors! 
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| Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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*Meditates for thirty years.*
*Is now king of the enlightened hill.*
*Uses powers of enlightenment to impart wisdom to Meany and convince him that material possesions are really worth nothing.*
*Meany Leaves*
*Sits on his hill.*
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*Hits Gallant in the head with a crowbar as he meditates*
Brains aren't everything, you know...
*sits on the hill with his crowbar, guarding the area*
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| Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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*hits Alegria with a bus*
My hill.
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I would note that if Algeria prevented Gallant from finishing his meditation then Gallant didn't get meanie off the hill. Meanie is still there.
And I am still king of the river, inviting anyone to join.
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*accidentally incinerates Dead while trying to innocently roast sheep then flies away to enjoy*
Empty hill.
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| Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:48 am Post subject: |
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*sees Bob sitting on the hill and thwacks him so he runs off, then going to sit on the hill*
My hill. And my Bobthwack.
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*thwacks Whitey*
My hill. And my Whiteythwack
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*a wind blows the ashes of DMW into Leggie's face, sending him stumbling off the hill rubbing at his eyes*
My hill.
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*lures deady off wit an egyptian mummy*
*sits on hill with a huge plate of steaks and purrs*
MY hill.
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*puts laxatives in the steak*
*waits for snow tiger to go over to TP's river, then takes the hill with his new body (the egyptian mummy (don't ask how))*
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*teleports a large pile of stuffiesnext to the other hill and lays ont he top of it*
My special hill.
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*eats stuffies and mummy*
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*bursts out of ST's stomach Alien style*
MY HILL!!!!
(i claim no ownership whatsoever over Noni's stuffies or TP's river)
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*hires Sigourney Weaver to bump off the Alien-type beastie, then sends her back to hollywood land.*
My hill.
*lounges in director's chair*
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*Starts doing what any actor does to git rid of an unwanted director... complains. Skitty leaves in aggrivation, despairing the moment she signed on to do this film*
My hill.
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WAtches all, aggrevated, then hovers directly above the hill and pushes everyone else off. *
not my hill, I jsut like pushing people.
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Climbs to the top of the hill, and shoves a flag with a kiwi on it right at the top.
New Zealand's hill.
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| Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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*pulls The Blob out from it's old movie*
*orders it to absorb both the flag and Meany, and a bit of New Zealand.*
*it complies*
My hill.
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I've been pulled back from oblivion to lurk about the City once more. Though the music of the night always beckons...
Here's some stuff I started writing a long time ago. Orb. Nexus.
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