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*Takes a bulldozer and moves both the hills one load at a time, very quitely, to Texas, and sits on the huge hill.*
YEEEHAW!!!
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*is still clinging tot he hill*
Very shaken guard of the hill: Noni.
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*Goes through long and bureaucratic law process to gain the deed to the hill*
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*Starts a revolution against the government and reduces the state to anarchy, law means nothing and it's every man for himself.*
As instigator of said revolution I have a considerable military might behind me.
*Uses might and becomes dictator of the hill.*
Build me a statue!
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*tells Lilith that it's two-for-one day in the Bar, and she shoud really go quickly if she wants a drink, then claims the hill once she's gone*
My hill.
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Well everyone else seems to be doing trivial things in this new state of anarchy, I slowly but surly build up military and influential might of my own. After this is achieved I simply take the hill and have every other willing sole thinking of taking my precious hill from me arrested and killed.
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I'm missing the soles of my feet - that really hurt! I wheel up the hill in my new wheelchair and brain Bookwizard with a dictionary. Book is dead and I take control of the hill.
My hill. 
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*is not killed by bookwizard, as he's already dead. gives Whitey's wheelchair a little push, watching as it falls backwards down the hill*
My hill.
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*magically heals her feet - don't ask how - and sneaks up behind Deadman with the wheelchair. Pushes it at him as he surveys the Hill and watches as he is knocked into it and down the hill*
My hill. And I dig a big, piranha filled moat round the bottom of it.
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*throws electric eels in the water the parana dies, but she is still stuck outside, thus she throws a stump over the mote and climbs ontop of the hill pushing whitey off, seeing her squirm at the eels*
King of the hill: christalnightshade
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*watches as the moat slowly erodes at the base of the hill, making it more and more dangerous to stay on*
*gets a shiny construction hat and pretends to be a safety worker. Puts in shoring on the hill, and in the process accidentally whacks CNS in the head with a two-by-four, knocking her into the increasingly muddy moat of electric eels, dead piranhas, and whitey*
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*climbs out of the moat behind DMW, covered in muck and a little bit of blood from Nightshade's head wound. Sneaks up behind him and taps him on the shoulder while looking as eerie as possible. Watches him run away gibbering and, laughing, builds a tall, solid wall between the moat and the hill.*
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*returns cautiously with a baseball bat clutched in skeletal fingers*
*sees the wall and realizes Whitey's trick*
*notices that there are in fact no doors in the wall and waits for Whitey to climb out for some food, before climbing in and building the wall five feet higher.*
*needs no food*
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*sneaks up to the wall and quietly adds another few floors to the wall-turned-building, then sits on the roof*
King of the Roof: Me.
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*VG erects the shroud of lies and watches as it shatters and (hopefully) give everyone minor cuts*
*He takes advantage as everyone stumbles around trapped in delusions and sits on the newly formed throne which displays his colors of blue and black*
VG is king of the hill, and I am the master of VG.
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*kang takes his battle axe and starts to dig up the River and connects to the Hill causing Vg to float off into oblivion **
King of the River and THE HILL::: Good ol kang
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*bursts out of the mostly ignored building, sending shards of wood flying in all directions, one of which sends Kang backwards into his river, which recedes to its previous boundaries from the... sheer awesomeness of the wood shards? (I'll work on it later.)*
King of the Hill: DMW
(You can keep the river.)
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*Flaps down to land on DMW's head...*
"We can share can't we?"
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Fine.
If we must.
Le Confederacy of le Hill: DMW and Thunderbird.
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*scoffs at Deadman for the 5in splinter in his arse
King of the River :still Kang
King of the Hill:Dmw and Thunderbird
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*builds a nuclear power plant on the hill and shovels the toxic waste product into the river*
Confederacy of the Hill: DMW and Thunderbird
King of the toxic River: Kang
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*Makes and agreement with Kang, then reconnects the toxic waste to pour over DMW and Thunderbird so they melt/mutate beyond all humanity*
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Whitey. I feel i should inform you that neither of us are Human.
*is now a radioactive zombie (or the equivalent, as I'm not exactly a zombie)*
but yes, radioactive zombies will cause the Apocalypse.
*goes over to Kang and Whitey to give them a BIG HUG*
*With all three of his arms*
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*Sneaks to the top of the hill and quietly plants a large, conspicuous sign that says "Hello there Yankees, This is HIROSHIMA!" and runs off giggling as the US air force arrives...*
Emperor of the Hill: DMW
Invading Force: America
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*Walks towards the hill then looks up, then looks at the river*
*Repeats process*
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cleans off all the radioactive junk and hops on a tank that crushes DMW to dust
My Hill with a strong hostile American force
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*reminds the army that since the Hill is Hiroshima, any samurai on it must be crushed. Watches the tanks chase Kang off the hill*
Occupiers of the Hill: The Americans.
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*yawns, then walks up to the americans- informs them there is oil across teh way. Burns sigh when they aren't looking. American's leave*
*snaps, stuffies cover the hill. floats- in shadow form- above the stuffies*
Guard- wait. . . king? of the hill:Noni.
*yells*
Someone come rule this thing! I make a better guard then a king!
*Still teh guard of the hill*
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*gives Noni a huggle for guarding the hill for him*
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Bribes Noni into excerising DMW causing him to disapate into nothingness.
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*is happy with his muscles from his exercise and wonders why Kang thought that exorcism would cause him to vanish away (*cough* only works on ghosts *cough*)*
*is sad that Noni would betray him*
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*Throws huge vat of acid on Noni and Kang so they turn to goo* Eeeew! *Washes away with vile of ever flowing water* There we go! Plops down on soaking wet hill*
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Oh hey, Pope, if you wouldn't mind just standing up so I can put this towel down to sit on...
*pushes Pope down the hill*
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*Growls* *Summons up pack of evil shadow wolves* KILL! *Wolves tear Smith-chan to shreads* Ahhhhh....*Sighs and sits down amoung various body parts* All mine....
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*is much disturbed by the very violent turn of mind of the newest wave of posters, but throws a flashbang onto the hill, sending the throwing the shadow wolves far away (as shadows are wont to do in bright lights) and watches as Pope stumbles backwards flailing blindly into the river created by the quite vile ever-running water*
King of the Hill: Me and Whitey's dismembered body parts.
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*Brings a DeadWoman. Watches as DMW chases her in lust. Sits on top of the hill*
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*Sneeks up behind Vishal-kun and plants instant limb growth seeds in his back* *Legs with a mind of their own sprout* *Legs run off with Vishal-kun* Heheheheh. *Sits on hilltop*
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*Extra leg runs right back up the hill and whacks pope. Pope slams into a rock, gets concussed and rolss down the hill. Sits on the hill with three legs*
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*dismembered limbs reassemble themselves, right behind Vishal. Hits him on the head and rolls his unconscious body down the hill*
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