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King of the Hill Goto page 1, 2, 3, 4  Next   (currently a favorite of )    Storygames Home -> -> Open Forum Archives View previous topic :: View next topic   Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:33 pm    Post subject: King of the Hill Hey people, I was just feeling nostalgic for some old things, and i remembered King of the Hill. It was a fun way to mess around, but i can't remember who started it originally. Anyways, the objective of the game is to be the King of the Hill. Please no involving all-mighty gods. So no Cthulhu and no giant Gatorade bottles. Example: Jack and Jill went up the Hill to fetch a pail of water. King of the Hill: Jack and Jill Jack fell down and broke his crown King of the Hill: Jill And Jill came tumbling after King of the Hill: Umm... the well? So anyways, I'll start I use my magical creationship powers that will last only to the end of this post to create a hill. I sit on the hill King of the Hill: Me. _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author The Meaning Of Fear Respected Citizen Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 980 Location: In a deep, dark corner of the universe, plotting. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:37 pm    Post subject: I push Deady off the hill. King of the Hill: Me! _________________ Cherish all your memories, even the bad ones, for they are what makes you who you are. Doors to the truth, an SG where a boy is propelled into worlds he is unfamiliar with. He crosses many worlds, and sees many things that force him to throw away his innocence, once, and for all. Fourth Chapter, out for viewing! Back to top Author Crunchyfrog Honorable IFian Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 3998 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:38 pm    Post subject: *Takes large, smelly rotten egg, places it in catapult, hurls it at MEany. Egg splats on face, MEany sneezes and falls of the hill. My hill. Back to top Author Smee Revered IFian Joined: 16 Oct 2004 Posts: 5215 Location: UK Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:40 pm    Post subject: *Consumes can of redbull and superspeed sprints to the top of the hill, knocking Crunchy off* King of the hill : Me! _________________ The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd! Back to top Author The Meaning Of Fear Respected Citizen Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 980 Location: In a deep, dark corner of the universe, plotting. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:37 pm    Post subject: *Wipes egg off face and somehow buys a bull* Hmmm... *Paints bull red and watches as Smee chases madly after Red Bull* My hill once more! _________________ Cherish all your memories, even the bad ones, for they are what makes you who you are. Doors to the truth, an SG where a boy is propelled into worlds he is unfamiliar with. He crosses many worlds, and sees many things that force him to throw away his innocence, once, and for all. Fourth Chapter, out for viewing! Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:18 pm    Post subject: *puts a cow in heat on the hill and watches as the Red Bull chases Meanie away from it.* King of the Hill: Red bull and friend. (sorry, i just had to do that. I probably should have made myself the king.) _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author Gallant Citizen Joined: 02 Mar 2008 Posts: 266 Location: There... No, There! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:46 pm    Post subject: *Makes a REALLY big beef sandwhich out of the availiable rescources.* This is a nice hill. *sits* _________________ Bold as brass. Back to top Author The Meaning Of Fear Respected Citizen Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 980 Location: In a deep, dark corner of the universe, plotting. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:07 pm    Post subject: *Takes a box of sushi and joins Gallant atop the hill* Kings of the Hill: Gallant and Meany _________________ Cherish all your memories, even the bad ones, for they are what makes you who you are. Doors to the truth, an SG where a boy is propelled into worlds he is unfamiliar with. He crosses many worlds, and sees many things that force him to throw away his innocence, once, and for all. Fourth Chapter, out for viewing! Back to top Author TruePurple Citizen Joined: 18 Sep 2008 Posts: 256 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:01 pm    Post subject: Oh a gathering on top of a hill, how nice. Lets have a picnic! *Brings a picnic basket and blanket for the people on top of the hill and sites down with them*(DMW needs the bread for his sandwitch anyway) Kings of the Hill: Gallant and Meany (I'm just a friendly guest ) _________________ Adventures of John Chapter 2. I am working to update chapter 1 before I close poll and write chapter 3. Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:27 am    Post subject: *looks at the people sitting on the hill having lunch* *frowns* *Gets a lion* >:3 *gets in the car and waits for the lion to chase everyone else off the hill* King of the Hill: Gallant and Meany with TP as guest and Lion as hunter. _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author Guest Items Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:46 am    Post subject: Brings browny-cupcakes. *evil laughter* King of the hill: The group Back to top Author Syranore Citizen Joined: 18 Nov 2007 Posts: 153 Location: The Inn Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:33 am    Post subject: Walks up the hill and offers everyone a box of starved, crazed weasles(Weird Al reference ftw) King of the Hill:the group _________________ Directive Chapter 2 -Complete Back to top Author Alegria Honored Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2005 Posts: 1199 Location: On the beaches with Dr. Suess' Sneeches. Only the star-bellied ones, of course. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:38 am    Post subject: Looks at the group and waves, then breaks the dam next to hill, causing the water to wash the picinic away, along with its participants. Then goes to sit on the slightly soggy hill. My hill! _________________ A writer doesn't solve problems. He allows them to emerge. -Friedrich Dürrenmatt Back to top Author TruePurple Citizen Joined: 18 Sep 2008 Posts: 256 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:14 pm    Post subject: *Swims in the newly formed river having a blast* King of the river: TruePurple Want to join in? Feel welcome! _________________ Adventures of John Chapter 2. I am working to update chapter 1 before I close poll and write chapter 3. Back to top Author scissorkitty Respected Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2008 Posts: 789 Location: Escaping the Hair Lair Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:37 pm    Post subject: *uses a giant Acme brand mallet to cartoon-squish Alegria into the softened hill muck. Plants a cushion atop his head, and nestles in, using the few inches of exposed scalp to keep out of the wet* mmm. MY hill. _________________ ......back and forth..... Back to top Author Alegria Honored Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2005 Posts: 1199 Location: On the beaches with Dr. Suess' Sneeches. Only the star-bellied ones, of course. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:31 pm    Post subject: produces his handy dandy drill (for all occasions) and drills strait up into Skitty's... Well, let's just suffice it to say that it is once again my hill. _________________ A writer doesn't solve problems. He allows them to emerge. -Friedrich Dürrenmatt Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:51 pm    Post subject: *watches as the electrical drill interacts with the water to produce an electrical shock, sending Alegria flying off into the sky in a Team Rocket-esqe manner* *Strolls over to the hill and plants the Flag of Deady at its peak* My hill. _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author scissorkitty Respected Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2008 Posts: 789 Location: Escaping the Hair Lair Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:29 am    Post subject: *recovers from her wounds with massive amounts of cosmetic surgery, and several fur replacements.* Hmm. Now what? Ah, yes. *Hires Mike Holmes, the happy fix-it-guy, to come assess the hill. Mike finds it to contain faulty air conditioning ducts, so he levels the hill, and then rebuilds it at three times the original cost, and with stain glass windows, totally obscuring the original purpose of it being- JUST A HILL!* My hill. _________________ ......back and forth..... Back to top Author Alegria Honored Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2005 Posts: 1199 Location: On the beaches with Dr. Suess' Sneeches. Only the star-bellied ones, of course. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:46 am    Post subject: *Throws rocks at the stained glass windows, forcing Skitty to go down to visit her friend to get some more. When she leaves, he quitely sits upon the hill* MY HILL _________________ A writer doesn't solve problems. He allows them to emerge. -Friedrich Dürrenmatt Back to top Author snow tiger Resident Joined: 07 Dec 2008 Posts: 56 Location: u wish Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:39 pm    Post subject: *aims a bazooka at alegria and shoots him off then sits on hill* all hail the new queen of the hill. Back to top Author scissorkitty Respected Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2008 Posts: 789 Location: Escaping the Hair Lair Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:13 pm    Post subject: *lures snow tiger away with a juicy steak.... * MY hill! THIS kitty doesn't like meat. _________________ ......back and forth..... Back to top Author The Meaning Of Fear Respected Citizen Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 980 Location: In a deep, dark corner of the universe, plotting. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:49 pm    Post subject: *Throws a rock at kitty and thus chases her off* Rock beats scissors! _________________ Cherish all your memories, even the bad ones, for they are what makes you who you are. Doors to the truth, an SG where a boy is propelled into worlds he is unfamiliar with. He crosses many worlds, and sees many things that force him to throw away his innocence, once, and for all. Fourth Chapter, out for viewing! Back to top Author Gallant Citizen Joined: 02 Mar 2008 Posts: 266 Location: There... No, There! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:56 pm    Post subject: *Meditates for thirty years.* *Is now king of the enlightened hill.* *Uses powers of enlightenment to impart wisdom to Meany and convince him that material possesions are really worth nothing.* *Meany Leaves* *Sits on his hill.* _________________ Bold as brass. Back to top Author Alegria Honored Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2005 Posts: 1199 Location: On the beaches with Dr. Suess' Sneeches. Only the star-bellied ones, of course. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:45 pm    Post subject: *Hits Gallant in the head with a crowbar as he meditates* Brains aren't everything, you know... *sits on the hill with his crowbar, guarding the area* MY HILL _________________ A writer doesn't solve problems. He allows them to emerge. -Friedrich Dürrenmatt Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:09 pm    Post subject: *hits Alegria with a bus* My hill. _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author TruePurple Citizen Joined: 18 Sep 2008 Posts: 256 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:06 pm    Post subject: I would note that if Algeria prevented Gallant from finishing his meditation then Gallant didn't get meanie off the hill. Meanie is still there. And I am still king of the river, inviting anyone to join. _________________ Adventures of John Chapter 2. I am working to update chapter 1 before I close poll and write chapter 3. Back to top Author Kalanna Rai Assassin for Hire Joined: 21 Jan 2006 Posts: 3102 Location: The Frozen North Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:26 am    Post subject: *accidentally incinerates Dead while trying to innocently roast sheep then flies away to enjoy* Empty hill. _________________ "It's not just about living forever...the trick is living with yourself forever..." "Music makes you braver." Back to top Author The White Blacksmith Elder Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:48 am    Post subject: *sees Bob sitting on the hill and thwacks him so he runs off, then going to sit on the hill* My hill. And my Bobthwack. _________________ Tea Cures All. Back to top Author Alegria Honored Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2005 Posts: 1199 Location: On the beaches with Dr. Suess' Sneeches. Only the star-bellied ones, of course. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:42 am    Post subject: *thwacks Whitey* My hill. And my Whiteythwack _________________ A writer doesn't solve problems. He allows them to emerge. -Friedrich Dürrenmatt Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:58 am    Post subject: *a wind blows the ashes of DMW into Leggie's face, sending him stumbling off the hill rubbing at his eyes* My hill. _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author snow tiger Resident Joined: 07 Dec 2008 Posts: 56 Location: u wish Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:34 am    Post subject: *lures deady off wit an egyptian mummy* *sits on hill with a huge plate of steaks and purrs* MY hill. Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:43 am    Post subject: *puts laxatives in the steak* *waits for snow tiger to go over to TP's river, then takes the hill with his new body (the egyptian mummy (don't ask how))* My hill _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author Novelest_Ninjagirl Respected Citizen Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Posts: 700 Location: The inn. Probably. Come check! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 2:43 pm    Post subject: *teleports a large pile of stuffiesnext to the other hill and lays ont he top of it* My special hill. _________________ My latest SG! (Image courtesy of the lovely Lebrenth) Back to top Author snow tiger Resident Joined: 07 Dec 2008 Posts: 56 Location: u wish Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 3:11 pm    Post subject: *eats stuffies and mummy* please lay off my hill Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:40 pm    Post subject: *bursts out of ST's stomach Alien style* MY HILL!!!! (i claim no ownership whatsoever over Noni's stuffies or TP's river) _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author scissorkitty Respected Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2008 Posts: 789 Location: Escaping the Hair Lair Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:09 pm    Post subject: *hires Sigourney Weaver to bump off the Alien-type beastie, then sends her back to hollywood land.* My hill. *lounges in director's chair* _________________ ......back and forth..... Back to top Author Alegria Honored Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2005 Posts: 1199 Location: On the beaches with Dr. Suess' Sneeches. Only the star-bellied ones, of course. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:52 pm    Post subject: *Starts doing what any actor does to git rid of an unwanted director... complains. Skitty leaves in aggrivation, despairing the moment she signed on to do this film* My hill. _________________ A writer doesn't solve problems. He allows them to emerge. -Friedrich Dürrenmatt Back to top Author Novelest_Ninjagirl Respected Citizen Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Posts: 700 Location: The inn. Probably. Come check! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:01 pm    Post subject: WAtches all, aggrevated, then hovers directly above the hill and pushes everyone else off. * not my hill, I jsut like pushing people. _________________ My latest SG! (Image courtesy of the lovely Lebrenth) Back to top Author The Meaning Of Fear Respected Citizen Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 980 Location: In a deep, dark corner of the universe, plotting. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:03 pm    Post subject: Climbs to the top of the hill, and shoves a flag with a kiwi on it right at the top. New Zealand's hill. _________________ Cherish all your memories, even the bad ones, for they are what makes you who you are. Doors to the truth, an SG where a boy is propelled into worlds he is unfamiliar with. He crosses many worlds, and sees many things that force him to throw away his innocence, once, and for all. Fourth Chapter, out for viewing! Back to top Author Phantomfan Citizen Joined: 01 May 2008 Posts: 309 Location: Deep within the music of the night Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:42 pm    Post subject: *pulls The Blob out from it's old movie* *orders it to absorb both the flag and Meany, and a bit of New Zealand.* *it complies* My hill. _________________ I've been pulled back from oblivion to lurk about the City once more. Though the music of the night always beckons... Here's some stuff I started writing a long time ago. Orb. Nexus. Back to top Author Novelest_Ninjagirl Respected Citizen Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Posts: 700 Location: The inn. Probably. Come check! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:48 pm    Post subject: *blinks, then sits down on the hill* *teleports muffins nearby for her and phan* _________________ My latest SG! (Image courtesy of the lovely Lebrenth) Back to top Author Crunchyfrog Honorable IFian Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 3998 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:43 pm    Post subject: Catapults Phan and Noni towards the horizon and eats the muffins. My hill. Back to top Author Kalanna Rai Assassin for Hire Joined: 21 Jan 2006 Posts: 3102 Location: The Frozen North Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:31 pm    Post subject: *accidentally drops large chunk of recycled knight armor on Crunchy, retrieves armor, de-frogs it, and flies off* Empty hill. _________________ "It's not just about living forever...the trick is living with yourself forever..." "Music makes you braver." Back to top Author The White Blacksmith Elder Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:33 am    Post subject: I run up to the hill and claim it before anyone else can. My hill. _________________ Tea Cures All. Back to top Author scissorkitty Respected Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2008 Posts: 789 Location: Escaping the Hair Lair Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:00 am    Post subject: *luxuriates in the fact that Whitey is sitting in my discarded litterbox, and waits for fleeing* ah. my hill. _________________ ......back and forth..... Back to top Author snow tiger Resident Joined: 07 Dec 2008 Posts: 56 Location: u wish Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:12 am    Post subject: *lures phan away wit nonis realm of muffins*\ my hill Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:27 am    Post subject: *looks at Snow Tiger's last post and is very confused* Skitty's hill i believe _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author Phantomfan Citizen Joined: 01 May 2008 Posts: 309 Location: Deep within the music of the night Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:15 am    Post subject: *drops an anvil onto Skitty's tail, sending her scurrying down the hill yowling* MY hill. _________________ I've been pulled back from oblivion to lurk about the City once more. Though the music of the night always beckons... Here's some stuff I started writing a long time ago. Orb. Nexus. Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:18 am    Post subject: *the anvil spontaneously combusts, sending shards of metal flying everywhere* *people flee for cover* *ignores the shrapnel and claims the hill* MY HILL _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author scissorkitty Respected Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2008 Posts: 789 Location: Escaping the Hair Lair Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:19 am    Post subject: *wrinkles her nose at Deady's shrapnel-riddled corpse, and sighs.* I'll wait for the stink to clear. yuck. _________________ ......back and forth..... Back to top Author The White Blacksmith Elder Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:33 am    Post subject: *grabs a barrel full of air-fresheners, then carrys it up the hill and scares DM away with it. Then sits in it* My hill. _________________ Tea Cures All. Back to top Author scissorkitty Respected Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2008 Posts: 789 Location: Escaping the Hair Lair Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:50 pm    Post subject: *sniffs at the air fresheners from a distance and plots* Did you know that many commercial air fresheners are very combustible? *hurls a flamming bottle at the hilltop* Hm. You do now. *flounces over to the charred remains of Whitey, kicks a skull out of the way, and settles in* _________________ ......back and forth..... Back to top Author Alegria Honored Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2005 Posts: 1199 Location: On the beaches with Dr. Suess' Sneeches. Only the star-bellied ones, of course. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:06 pm    Post subject: *in an attempt to put out the fire, throws water on the hill, accidentaly hitting Skitty and causing her to run away* *erects a fort upon the hill* MY HILL _________________ A writer doesn't solve problems. He allows them to emerge. -Friedrich Dürrenmatt Back to top Author Novelest_Ninjagirl Respected Citizen Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Posts: 700 Location: The inn. Probably. Come check! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:31 pm    Post subject: *teleports the fort into the river. sits on hill with muffins* my and phans hill *teleports phan next to her* _________________ My latest SG! (Image courtesy of the lovely Lebrenth) Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:09 pm    Post subject: *uses his elite ninja skills to yoink the hill out from under Phan and Nons. And the muffins i guess* *puts the hill somewhere else and sits on it* My hill! EDIT: (btw, four days and already over fifty posts. This thing is really becoming big!) (Also, Bob seems to really enjoy hanging around the hill. I've gotten maybe fifteen twenty thwacks of scrolling up and down a lot) _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author Novelest_Ninjagirl Respected Citizen Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Posts: 700 Location: The inn. Probably. Come check! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:57 pm    Post subject: Muffins! *tleports next to deady and waves, offers him a muffin and a stuffie in order to tag around with him * _________________ My latest SG! (Image courtesy of the lovely Lebrenth) Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:02 pm    Post subject: *allows Noni onto the hill* Assorted Monarchs of the Hill: Me and Noni. And teh Muffin. Also teh Stuffy. _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author Novelest_Ninjagirl Respected Citizen Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Posts: 700 Location: The inn. Probably. Come check! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:14 pm    Post subject: WEEEE for muffin and Stuffie! _________________ My latest SG! (Image courtesy of the lovely Lebrenth) Back to top Author The Meaning Of Fear Respected Citizen Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 980 Location: In a deep, dark corner of the universe, plotting. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:22 am    Post subject: *Throws a lobster obtained via mysterious means onto the hill* Kings of the hill: The Lobster, Noni and Deady. Obviously the lobster is superior. _________________ Cherish all your memories, even the bad ones, for they are what makes you who you are. Doors to the truth, an SG where a boy is propelled into worlds he is unfamiliar with. He crosses many worlds, and sees many things that force him to throw away his innocence, once, and for all. Fourth Chapter, out for viewing! Back to top Author The White Blacksmith Elder Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:04 am    Post subject: *cooks and eats the lobster, then uses the left-over claw to attack NoNi and Deady, forcing them off the hill* My hill. _________________ Tea Cures All. Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:48 am    Post subject: *watches the muffin and the stuffie launch a surprise ambush on Whitey, driving HER off the hill* *takes back the hill, saving a seat for Nons* MY HILL _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author Alegria Honored Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2005 Posts: 1199 Location: On the beaches with Dr. Suess' Sneeches. Only the star-bellied ones, of course. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:54 pm    Post subject: *walks up the hill nonchalantly.* Is anyone sitting here? I'm bushed... *sits next to DMW* Mine and DMW's hill. _________________ A writer doesn't solve problems. He allows them to emerge. -Friedrich Dürrenmatt Back to top Author Crunchyfrog Honorable IFian Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 3998 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:10 pm    Post subject: *blows gently into paper bag and creeps up behind DMW and Leggy.* BANG!!!!! My hill. Back to top Author Novelest_Ninjagirl Respected Citizen Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Posts: 700 Location: The inn. Probably. Come check! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:16 pm    Post subject: *smashes a paper bag behind CF, then sdits down on her resserved bit of hill. promptly offers leggie and DMW a muffin* _________________ My latest SG! (Image courtesy of the lovely Lebrenth) Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:19 pm    Post subject: *gets back on the hill and accepts the muffin* Monarchs of the HIll: Noni and I _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author Alegria Honored Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2005 Posts: 1199 Location: On the beaches with Dr. Suess' Sneeches. Only the star-bellied ones, of course. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:13 pm    Post subject: *Accept the muffin and sits down, talking about how beautiful the view is from the hill* Monarchs of the hill: Me, DMW, and Noni _________________ A writer doesn't solve problems. He allows them to emerge. -Friedrich Dürrenmatt Back to top Author Novelest_Ninjagirl Respected Citizen Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Posts: 700 Location: The inn. Probably. Come check! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:51 pm    Post subject: *feels like a peace-bringer with her awesome muffins.* Kings of the hill: DMW, leggie. Peace-bringer of the hilll with awesome muffins: noni. _________________ My latest SG! (Image courtesy of the lovely Lebrenth) Back to top Author Phantomfan Citizen Joined: 01 May 2008 Posts: 309 Location: Deep within the music of the night Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:44 pm    Post subject: *gets really annoyed with the peacefulness* *tosses a blanket over the current monarchs and sends them rolling down the hill to land in the river below* *sits on top of hill happily* MY hill. _________________ I've been pulled back from oblivion to lurk about the City once more. Though the music of the night always beckons... Here's some stuff I started writing a long time ago. Orb. Nexus. Back to top Author Alegria Honored Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2005 Posts: 1199 Location: On the beaches with Dr. Suess' Sneeches. Only the star-bellied ones, of course. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:13 pm    Post subject: *gestures to Phantomfan* If you rush to the theatre, auditions for Christine in Phantom are going on. *She runs off, warming up her voice and Algy sits* My hill (hahaha, the actual tryouts are for Xanadu) _________________ A writer doesn't solve problems. He allows them to emerge. -Friedrich Dürrenmatt Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:16 pm    Post subject: *laughs so loudly at Phan's mistake that Alegria is pushed off the hill by sheer volume* *sits on the hill* MY HILL _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author Phantomfan Citizen Joined: 01 May 2008 Posts: 309 Location: Deep within the music of the night Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:26 pm    Post subject: ( Man, Leggy. That was cruel. ) *is so enraged by the trickery that she punts dmw a whole mile away from the hill* *performs her OWN PotO, but as both the Phantom AND Christine* Ruler of the hill; Phantomfan _________________ I've been pulled back from oblivion to lurk about the City once more. Though the music of the night always beckons... Here's some stuff I started writing a long time ago. Orb. Nexus. Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:16 pm    Post subject: *watches as Phan is laughed off the hill by her small audience of sentient dirt, as, despite her best efforts, it is very hard to sing in harmony with yourself* *takes the stage erm... hill with an acrobatic act* _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author The Meaning Of Fear Respected Citizen Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 980 Location: In a deep, dark corner of the universe, plotting. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:38 am    Post subject: *Frowns at the obvious lack of agility and holds up a giant granite slab with the numeral 0 painted on it* I guess we really can't expect a corpse to be that acrobatic, can we? *Brains Deady with granite slab and sits on the hill* Kings of the hill: Me, and... some... brain juices... _________________ Cherish all your memories, even the bad ones, for they are what makes you who you are. Doors to the truth, an SG where a boy is propelled into worlds he is unfamiliar with. He crosses many worlds, and sees many things that force him to throw away his innocence, once, and for all. Fourth Chapter, out for viewing! Back to top Author Novelest_Ninjagirl Respected Citizen Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Posts: 700 Location: The inn. Probably. Come check! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:51 am    Post subject: *is still tangled up in the blanket at the bottom of the hill, telelports to the top, and telelprots meanie away* King of the hiklll: the much tangled noni _________________ My latest SG! (Image courtesy of the lovely Lebrenth) Back to top Author Alegria Honored Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2005 Posts: 1199 Location: On the beaches with Dr. Suess' Sneeches. Only the star-bellied ones, of course. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:07 am    Post subject: (Sorry Phan, but I couldn't resist) *goes, untangles Noni and performs and awesome version of Les Mis with her, and, because two people can harmonize together, the sentient dirt cheers.* Tony Winners of the Hill: Noni and Alegria _________________ A writer doesn't solve problems. He allows them to emerge. -Friedrich Dürrenmatt Back to top Author The White Blacksmith Elder Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:23 am    Post subject: *tries to thwack Bob but accidentally thwacks NoNi and Leggy* My hill. _________________ Tea Cures All. Back to top Author Novelest_Ninjagirl Respected Citizen Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Posts: 700 Location: The inn. Probably. Come check! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:55 pm    Post subject: *confused about how the heck she just did whatever the heck that was with no clue of WHAT it was, she tramps back up the hill pokes whitey, then teleports her far far away. like, the inn. Sits down on the hill. Teleports many basball bats and stuffies around her to let in whom she wishes.* Dictator of the hill: Noni. . . . . . _________________ My latest SG! (Image courtesy of the lovely Lebrenth) Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:05 pm    Post subject: *uses his aforementioned yoinking skills to steal the hill out from under Nons, thus not having to deal with the stuffies or baseball bats.* *places the hill in front of the door of the Inn, hopefully trapping Whitey in there* *sits on the hill* King of the Hill: Me _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author Novelest_Ninjagirl Respected Citizen Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Posts: 700 Location: The inn. Probably. Come check! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:57 am    Post subject: *teleports over to DMW, offers him muffins, sets up stuffies and basbeall bats. sits down near DMw, looking as mean as she can** guard of the king of the hill: Noni King of the hill: DMW _________________ My latest SG! (Image courtesy of the lovely Lebrenth) Back to top Author The White Blacksmith Elder Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:28 am    Post subject: *has claimed the Inn, and all associated properties* Did you know that there's in hill in the Space Out Back? *sits on hill and waves at DM and NiNo* _________________ Tea Cures All. Back to top Author Alegria Honored Citizen Joined: 04 Mar 2005 Posts: 1199 Location: On the beaches with Dr. Suess' Sneeches. Only the star-bellied ones, of course. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:11 pm    Post subject: *Takes a bulldozer and moves both the hills one load at a time, very quitely, to Texas, and sits on the huge hill.* YEEEHAW!!! Cattle-Baron of the hill--Alegria _________________ A writer doesn't solve problems. He allows them to emerge. -Friedrich Dürrenmatt Back to top Author Novelest_Ninjagirl Respected Citizen Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Posts: 700 Location: The inn. Probably. Come check! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:16 pm    Post subject: *is still clinging tot he hill* Very shaken guard of the hill: Noni. _________________ My latest SG! (Image courtesy of the lovely Lebrenth) Back to top Author Bookwizard Respected Citizen Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 639 Location: Gallifrey Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:22 am    Post subject: *Goes through long and bureaucratic law process to gain the deed to the hill* King of the Hill: Bookwizard _________________ Check out some of the following: Back to top Author Gallant Citizen Joined: 02 Mar 2008 Posts: 266 Location: There... No, There! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:24 pm    Post subject: *Starts a revolution against the government and reduces the state to anarchy, law means nothing and it's every man for himself.* As instigator of said revolution I have a considerable military might behind me. *Uses might and becomes dictator of the hill.* Build me a statue! _________________ Bold as brass. Back to top Author Lilith Honored Citizen Joined: 10 Feb 2007 Posts: 1597 Location: Happily curled up in a Daemon's lap Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:31 pm    Post subject: *picks Bookwizard's pocket for the deed to the Hill and hides it...... somewhere unmentionable* *then chains Gallant to a post and assumes authority after drugging him* My hill. _________________ © 2007-2019 Lilith Back to top Author The White Blacksmith Elder Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:48 am    Post subject: *tells Lilith that it's two-for-one day in the Bar, and she shoud really go quickly if she wants a drink, then claims the hill once she's gone* My hill. _________________ Tea Cures All. Back to top Author Bookwizard Respected Citizen Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 639 Location: Gallifrey Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:20 pm    Post subject: Well everyone else seems to be doing trivial things in this new state of anarchy, I slowly but surly build up military and influential might of my own. After this is achieved I simply take the hill and have every other willing sole thinking of taking my precious hill from me arrested and killed. Eternal King of the Hill: BOOKWIZARD _________________ Check out some of the following: Back to top Author The White Blacksmith Elder Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:04 am    Post subject: I'm missing the soles of my feet - that really hurt! I wheel up the hill in my new wheelchair and brain Bookwizard with a dictionary. Book is dead and I take control of the hill. My hill. _________________ Tea Cures All. Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:32 pm    Post subject: *is not killed by bookwizard, as he's already dead. gives Whitey's wheelchair a little push, watching as it falls backwards down the hill* My hill. _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author The White Blacksmith Elder Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:49 am    Post subject: *magically heals her feet - don't ask how - and sneaks up behind Deadman with the wheelchair. Pushes it at him as he surveys the Hill and watches as he is knocked into it and down the hill* My hill. And I dig a big, piranha filled moat round the bottom of it. _________________ Tea Cures All. Back to top Author Guest Items Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:39 am    Post subject: *throws electric eels in the water the parana dies, but she is still stuck outside, thus she throws a stump over the mote and climbs ontop of the hill pushing whitey off, seeing her squirm at the eels* King of the hill: christalnightshade Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:59 pm    Post subject: *watches as the moat slowly erodes at the base of the hill, making it more and more dangerous to stay on* *gets a shiny construction hat and pretends to be a safety worker. Puts in shoring on the hill, and in the process accidentally whacks CNS in the head with a two-by-four, knocking her into the increasingly muddy moat of electric eels, dead piranhas, and whitey* My hill _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author The White Blacksmith Elder Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:17 am    Post subject: *climbs out of the moat behind DMW, covered in muck and a little bit of blood from Nightshade's head wound. Sneaks up behind him and taps him on the shoulder while looking as eerie as possible. Watches him run away gibbering and, laughing, builds a tall, solid wall between the moat and the hill.* My hill. _________________ Tea Cures All. Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:33 pm    Post subject: *returns cautiously with a baseball bat clutched in skeletal fingers* *sees the wall and realizes Whitey's trick* *notices that there are in fact no doors in the wall and waits for Whitey to climb out for some food, before climbing in and building the wall five feet higher.* *needs no food* My hill. _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author Scheherazade Resident Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 57 Location: Land of Rain and More Rain (but really southwestern BC, in Canada) Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:06 pm    Post subject: *sneaks up to the wall and quietly adds another few floors to the wall-turned-building, then sits on the roof* King of the Roof: Me. _________________ You are the music while the music lasts - T.S.Elliot Here is Scheherazade by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov Back to top Author vgmaster Resident Joined: 18 Oct 2008 Posts: 68 Location: The City of Angels Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:56 pm    Post subject: The Shroud of Lies *VG erects the shroud of lies and watches as it shatters and (hopefully) give everyone minor cuts* *He takes advantage as everyone stumbles around trapped in delusions and sits on the newly formed throne which displays his colors of blue and black* VG is king of the hill, and I am the master of VG. My hill. _________________ "Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator." -TheLifeofaBinder Back to top Author Amichan Treasurer Joined: 06 Apr 2007 Posts: 480 Location: RL:Roseboro, NC./ IF: Retuning from a long journey in the land of OFF Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:03 am    Post subject: *kang takes his battle axe and starts to dig up the River and connects to the Hill causing Vg to float off into oblivion ** King of the River and THE HILL::: Good ol kang Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:50 pm    Post subject: *bursts out of the mostly ignored building, sending shards of wood flying in all directions, one of which sends Kang backwards into his river, which recedes to its previous boundaries from the... sheer awesomeness of the wood shards? (I'll work on it later.)* King of the Hill: DMW (You can keep the river.) _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author Thunderbird Elder Joined: 13 Sep 2009 Posts: 2139 Location: Rising from the ashes Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:12 pm    Post subject: *Flaps down to land on DMW's head...* "We can share can't we?" Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:21 pm    Post subject: Fine. If we must. Le Confederacy of le Hill: DMW and Thunderbird. _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author Amichan Treasurer Joined: 06 Apr 2007 Posts: 480 Location: RL:Roseboro, NC./ IF: Retuning from a long journey in the land of OFF Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:45 pm    Post subject: *scoffs at Deadman for the 5in splinter in his arse King of the River :still Kang King of the Hill:Dmw and Thunderbird Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:55 pm    Post subject: *builds a nuclear power plant on the hill and shovels the toxic waste product into the river* Confederacy of the Hill: DMW and Thunderbird King of the toxic River: Kang _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author The White Blacksmith Elder Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:49 am    Post subject: *Makes and agreement with Kang, then reconnects the toxic waste to pour over DMW and Thunderbird so they melt/mutate beyond all humanity* Royalty of the hill: Kang and Me _________________ Tea Cures All. Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:16 pm    Post subject: Whitey. I feel i should inform you that neither of us are Human. *is now a radioactive zombie (or the equivalent, as I'm not exactly a zombie)* but yes, radioactive zombies will cause the Apocalypse. *goes over to Kang and Whitey to give them a BIG HUG* *With all three of his arms* Madman of the Hill: DeadManWalking _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author The Meaning Of Fear Respected Citizen Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 980 Location: In a deep, dark corner of the universe, plotting. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:21 pm    Post subject: *Sneaks to the top of the hill and quietly plants a large, conspicuous sign that says "Hello there Yankees, This is HIROSHIMA!" and runs off giggling as the US air force arrives...* Emperor of the Hill: DMW Invading Force: America _________________ Cherish all your memories, even the bad ones, for they are what makes you who you are. Doors to the truth, an SG where a boy is propelled into worlds he is unfamiliar with. He crosses many worlds, and sees many things that force him to throw away his innocence, once, and for all. Fourth Chapter, out for viewing! Back to top Author Midnight Citizen Joined: 30 Sep 2008 Posts: 300 Location: Lurking under the shadows, waiting for the moment. Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:32 pm    Post subject: *Walks towards the hill then looks up, then looks at the river* *Repeats process* _________________ I would not exist if it twas day, so therefore I do not wish for light. I want the dark, I want the night. For my name is MIDNIGHT! Back to top Author Amichan Treasurer Joined: 06 Apr 2007 Posts: 480 Location: RL:Roseboro, NC./ IF: Retuning from a long journey in the land of OFF Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:06 am    Post subject: cleans off all the radioactive junk and hops on a tank that crushes DMW to dust My Hill with a strong hostile American force _________________ Check out the City of IF Facebook page here Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:44 am    Post subject: *reminds the army that since the Hill is Hiroshima, any samurai on it must be crushed. Watches the tanks chase Kang off the hill* Occupiers of the Hill: The Americans. _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author Novelest_Ninjagirl Respected Citizen Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Posts: 700 Location: The inn. Probably. Come check! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:12 pm    Post subject: *yawns, then walks up to the americans- informs them there is oil across teh way. Burns sigh when they aren't looking. American's leave* *snaps, stuffies cover the hill. floats- in shadow form- above the stuffies* Guard- wait. . . king? of the hill:Noni. *yells* Someone come rule this thing! I make a better guard then a king! *Still teh guard of the hill* _________________ My latest SG! (Image courtesy of the lovely Lebrenth) Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:30 pm    Post subject: *gives Noni a huggle for guarding the hill for him* King of the Hill: Mwa Kickass Bodyguard of the Hill: Noni _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author Amichan Treasurer Joined: 06 Apr 2007 Posts: 480 Location: RL:Roseboro, NC./ IF: Retuning from a long journey in the land of OFF Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:42 pm    Post subject: Bribes Noni into excerising DMW causing him to disapate into nothingness. Owners of the Hill Kang and Noni _________________ Check out the City of IF Facebook page here Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:50 am    Post subject: *is happy with his muscles from his exercise and wonders why Kang thought that exorcism would cause him to vanish away (*cough* only works on ghosts *cough*)* *is sad that Noni would betray him* Current Rulers of the Hill: Noni and Kang _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author PopeAlessandrosXVIII Arts and Poetry Mod Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 1858 Location: Surrounded by many beautiful naked men Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 9:33 am    Post subject: King *Throws huge vat of acid on Noni and Kang so they turn to goo* Eeeew! *Washes away with vile of ever flowing water* There we go! Plops down on soaking wet hill* King of the hill: Pope _________________ To Be A Knight And my first Finished work Death Day Back to top Author The White Blacksmith Elder Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 11:27 am    Post subject: Oh hey, Pope, if you wouldn't mind just standing up so I can put this towel down to sit on... *pushes Pope down the hill* Queen of the hill: me _________________ Tea Cures All. Back to top Author PopeAlessandrosXVIII Arts and Poetry Mod Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 1858 Location: Surrounded by many beautiful naked men Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 1:25 pm    Post subject: King *Growls* *Summons up pack of evil shadow wolves* KILL! *Wolves tear Smith-chan to shreads* Ahhhhh....*Sighs and sits down amoung various body parts* All mine.... King of the Hill: Pope _________________ To Be A Knight And my first Finished work Death Day Back to top Author DeadManWalking Duke of the Mostly Dead Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 1005 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 4:11 pm    Post subject: *is much disturbed by the very violent turn of mind of the newest wave of posters, but throws a flashbang onto the hill, sending the throwing the shadow wolves far away (as shadows are wont to do in bright lights) and watches as Pope stumbles backwards flailing blindly into the river created by the quite vile ever-running water* King of the Hill: Me and Whitey's dismembered body parts. _________________ When the dead walk, the living run. Back to top Author Vishal Muralidharan Respected Citizen Joined: 24 Aug 2010 Posts: 867 Location: City Of IF! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 8:01 pm    Post subject: *Brings a DeadWoman. Watches as DMW chases her in lust. Sits on top of the hill* King of the hill: Me _________________ The eyes are useless if the mind is blind. Back to top Author PopeAlessandrosXVIII Arts and Poetry Mod Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 1858 Location: Surrounded by many beautiful naked men Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 2:59 am    Post subject: King *Sneeks up behind Vishal-kun and plants instant limb growth seeds in his back* *Legs with a mind of their own sprout* *Legs run off with Vishal-kun* Heheheheh. *Sits on hilltop* King: Pope _________________ To Be A Knight And my first Finished work Death Day Back to top Author Vishal Muralidharan Respected Citizen Joined: 24 Aug 2010 Posts: 867 Location: City Of IF! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 5:53 am    Post subject: *Extra leg runs right back up the hill and whacks pope. Pope slams into a rock, gets concussed and rolss down the hill. Sits on the hill with three legs* King : Me _________________ The eyes are useless if the mind is blind. Back to top Author The White Blacksmith Elder Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2629 Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 3:25 am    Post subject: *dismembered limbs reassemble themselves, right behind Vishal. Hits him on the head and rolls his unconscious body down the hill* Queen of the hill: Me _________________ Tea Cures All. Back to top Author Vishal Muralidharan Respected Citizen Joined: 24 Aug 2010 Posts: 867 Location: City Of IF! Items Legends Fables Strata-gems Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 7:28 am    Post subject: Extra leg drags unconcious body up the hill and whacks whitey of the hill. King: Vishal _________________ The eyes are useless if the mind is blind. 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